Post pictures of your hands and have other anons assume things

>>734574123
you fist your ass on camera for a living

>>734574229

You called it

>>734575160
some kind of desk work?

>>734575160

Smooth hands and a load of books; you've never done labour type work

>>734575382

I'm a student and freelance writer, but the books have no direct relation either to my work or studies.

>>734575394

I've done labor-type work, but only while growing up and as a younger teen - it's been nearly six years since I've had to shovel or pluck anything for an extended period of time.

>>734574123
you're a mechanic

>>734574123
You have a small dick

>>734575160
Look like the hands of a child molester

>>734575793

Youngest girl I've ever been with was 20 years old, Anon.

>>734575841
Yeah sure...

You live in a arid environment and have no friends.

>>734574123
>eugene victor tooms detected

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>inb4 nigger

>>734574123
>>734575160
>>734576257
>>734576359
>these are the hands you jerk off with

>>734576367
Zombie or meth addict.

>>734576359
sandnigger

>>734576386
I'm a righty. So... No?

>>734576367
how many times have you broken that thing

>>734576445
tits or gtfo

>>734576538
but im a guy....

>>734576538
I think that is a guy, anon...

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>>734574123

My left

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>>734576538
>visible hair on wrist
>fat stubby man-like fingers

>>734576439
nah just half nigger

>>734576675
>implying I'm not a flaming faggot and want to gaze upon his lucious man nips

>>734576675
just thought it was a shortstack gril
his hands are pretty gay, soft skin

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>>734576821
ya girl likes em

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this should be amusing to see the assumptions.

weird that the camera makes them look blotchy under this light.

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Heres my wanking hand

So far /b/ is made up of only males

>>734576916
Suck ur thumb as a kid?

>>734576987
that fucking wine cork for a thump...

>>734576999
Trips, confirmed wanking hand

>>734577082
What a discovery!

>>734577111
only in infancy

>>734577142
I know right? It's a revolutionary discovery, this will change the fate of /b/ forever!

>>734574123
Youre over 40

>>734577242
bit by something? or a burn?

>>734574123

Do you work with food? Your knuckles are fat so you may do some kind of hard labor, but every joint is cracked and ashy like you have to wash every 15 minutes so I assume you're in food services.

>>734577242
damn those nails are filthy

>>734576987

You're a fat piece of shit and you haven't done much, if any, manual labor. You either have a job where you sit on your arse all day and eat snacks, or you have no job and live off of either your parents, your partner, or government handouts.

>>734577409
A sharp piece of metal shaved off a strip of skin.

>>734575841
>Youngest girl

>>734574123
>>734575160
>>734576257
>>734576359
>>734576367
>>734576445
>>734576609
>>734576916
>>734576987
>>734576999
>>734577242
>>734577561
You are a serial masturbater .... also a faggot

>>734576999
Nigga OneyPlays is my shit

>>734577853
Sheeeeit m'nigga

>>734577522

Brilliant, Sherlock. Brilliant.
I'm 6', 160lbs, and I work as blacksmith and knife-maker.
You couldn't have been more wrong if you'd tried.

>>734578092
Where? Also, how much for a custom made chef's knife?

>>734578377
Do u build stuff?

>>734578377
Manlet

>>734578454
Building stuff is secondary to my line of work

You dumb motherfuckers. This thread is obviously a ploy to get your fingerprints. Idiots.

>>734577415
I worked full time as a line cook for years. Now I work with industrial sewing machines. Sewing canvas bags and tents. The canvas is rough on your skin

>>734578626

Yo...stfu man

>>734578626
Fingerprints are useless without knowing whos hands they belong to

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Here you go /b/

>>734577763
You tried to learn The First Finger of Death and failed

>>734578870
Scratch my back

>>734578998
Sure

>>734577694
You repeatedly up heavy bars and put them back down again

>>734578870
Trim your damn nasty nails

>>734577735
You are married to two women

>two rings
>?

>>734579114
Engagement and wedding band

>>734578927
I tried fingerblasting your mom, but it turns out she's got a snapper.

>>734579124

> nasty nails
> sausage fingers
> short life line

You're dead or soon will be

>>734577763
wish my gf was that tight. Or real.

>>734579190
So married to one and engaged to another. Fucking right man, are you Mormon?

>>734579111
I clean my nails twice a day thanks

>>734579124
jfc get a new jacket you inbred

>>734579124
Fingerprints in full detail, we got a summerfag in here

>>734579307
What do you think happens to the engagement ring after you get married?

>>734579476
You give it to your next wife-to-be

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>>734579254
Fuck I hope so.

>>734579433
Though that may be an issue for you.
I'm nobody and I'll be dead soon anyway.

>>734579570
Touché, motherfucker.. touché!

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>>734574123

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do me

>>734579946
Ayy lmao

>>734576367
u must not shower much

rub the top of your hand in one spot with firm pressure and i bet little black rolls of grime will start coming off

>>734579778

Absurdly long space between first finger and thumb, did you grow up climbing trees?

>>734579777
>apple
You and your all-the-same-length fingers get the fuck outta here.

>>734579946

I would love to pick at those nails <3

>>734580245

Haha I am right now, that's why they're so chipped.

>>734579777

What this guy said >>734580197
Your fingers creep me out

>>734574123
You have hyper mobility, live in a northern climate and are left handed.

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>>734580197
Not same length

>>734577853
have a boy

>>734576386
>>734576496

Left hands are for driving and jerking.

>righty here

>>734576274
X-Files reference.

Based anon.

>>734580373
those are the softest pillsbury dough boy hands I've ever seen
do you even go outside?

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>>734580322
Better now?

>>734580638
You have a hook instead of thumb, still creepy man

>>734580577
Not much

>>734580713
One white hand, one brown hand? You should be the face of the Multicultural Movement in America

>>734580169
nope, might be the angle

>>734580713
those are some deformed knuckles anon
you a mechanic or something?

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>>734580759
Hahah ffs

>>734580713

you drive too much.

>>734580825
Just the lighting.

>>734580847
Machinist

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Do me

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>>734574123
My hands

>>734580303

Your hands are nice and delicate, you should post another picture for me

>>734581202
You look like you love sucking cock

>>734580981
No u

>>734577694
Are you a gardener?

>>734581298
Those arent balls in the corner lol its my mans hairy nuckle

>>734581202
Those are very nice looking hands, they look like they would be very soft and nice to hold

>>734581134
Pretty generic looking man

Regular anon/10

>>734578511
I'm 5'7, non muscular

>>734577735
Fat nurse likes to watch Maury Povich on her lunch break. Returns to your patients smelling like the vinegar and onions that was on your subway goes home to 6 cats ball of yarn.

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>>734574123

>>734580923
Very short fingers... or maybe mine are just super long..,

WOW! So many dainty little basement dweller
millennial bitch hands in this thread.
You guys need to get out more and use your fucking
hands for more than masturbation and browsing the internet

>>734581949
You like to fidget

>>734582020
Fuck off ya cunt

>>734582020
Lets see your hands prissy boy

>>734582119
>>734582230
Truth hurt?

>>734582333
No i love my dainty hands!

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I'm curious

>>734582508
Manlet confirmed

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>>734580373

>>734582508
you go to planet fitness and think bikers should use the road

>>734582508
Short stalky fingers. Probably play some kind of avant garde instrument. Kinda fat too so maybe the buffness your fingers have recieved from typing is throwing me off. Average joe

>>734582020
Back those words up, show us your used hands

>>734582508
Knuckles too soft. Uses "product" regularly. Likes sucking cock.

>>734579769
Pinky nail is ridiculously long

>>734581202
Tits or gtfo

>>734582998
Nope you wish :)

>>734582508
Bi-curious?
Your fingers look like cocks so you can start by sucking on those.

>>734577635
andrew?

>>734582020

>"fucking millennials...blah blah blah"

Gramps-who-lost-both-hands-in-Nam detected

>>734583033
At least give me some fucking dimensions for fucks sakes if you're going to be an asshat about it.

>>734583151
Fine and ill even be honest since your so thirsty. 34B, 28 waist, 35 hips

>>734583466

...im hard now

>>734583687
You're autistic

>>734583598

Holy fuck. Is that some kind of mouse trap?

>>734583687
I wanna see the front of your hand please!!

>>734583733
hey Pablo, how much to mow my lawn?

>>734583733
You are no longer married or engaged

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>>734574123
Handsss

>>734583466
Itty bittys. :) probably got some suckable nips too. Judging by your choice of nail polish, I'm going to guess that your name is Candice and you have dark hair. Your nails haven't seen a manicurist since the 90's so I'm going to guess that you're in your mid to late 20's and you're either a massage therapist or a veterinarian. You probably work weekends as a waitress because you're a hard working bitch given the fact that though your hands aren't rough enough to be anything else also you have enough self respect to not be a whore and show your tits to strangers. Thank you for you honesty. How close am I?

>>734583752
Holy shit what happened to your nail

>>734583836
>>734583845
I do it 4 free, as long as I can get my ex wife across the border

>>734583752

You got your finger stuck in a door and punched someone out because the pain was so bad

>>734576359
nigger

>>734583950
Cancer, Nail Cancer

>>734583941
Tits?

>>734584117
Is it that noticeable that i have tîts

>>734583941
You're either a stripper, a trap or a waitress.

>>734583947
I do have dark hair. Definitely not named candice. Hate that name lol. Have never seen a manicurist ever. And In my freetime im a painter, hence the chipping. Also just got my bachelors degree but Im not a waitress. I am 24

>>734584214
Haha none

>>734583941
Them r sum long ass didgets

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Just

>>734584194
You have wonderful nails so yes

>>734584339
Me know they reach deep into anything

>>734584265
I figured you did something meaningful with your time. Whore hands are easy to spot, you don't have whore hands. You have, "fuck I have to get up 0400" hands. Your hubbys a lucky man.

>>734584386
Used to be fat but lost weight. You might be asian cause you have pointy asian nails.

>>734584566
Yes he is! But im also a lucky woman and thank you

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>>734584715
You're welcome :)

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>>734584882

>>734584442

That paints a nice picture

>>734578092
xdddddd

>>734584882
Strong hands, not fat and good choice in bedding. Cant go wrong with dark red

>>734578092
>>734576987
Skyrim doesn't count fucker. Get out of the basement

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Me too thanks

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>>734574123

>>734585940
Nasty hand

>>734585539
The wife picked them out. she loves red.

>>734585940
Thumb wrestling champion of the world

>>734585940
Your thumb and pinky are super fucking weird

>>734585940
Dirty hands you must be a gardener, machinist or a mechanic. Or just like build stuff in your spare time. You also have a super pointy thumb

>>734586105
She sounds like a keeper! I love red too

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>inb4 waterdweller

>>734586202
Welp nice chatting with you. I'm goin going to to fap to your demensions with my strong not fat hands on my red bedding

>>734586433
Alright have a good night. :)

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>>734586433
Probably not your ethnicity but she had your demensions.

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>>734583833

>>734587022
I knew it! You have a sweet toe thumb. So cute

>>734586125
Bingo, mechanic it is mate

>>734586834
Nope im white but thats ok

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>>734587577
Gay.

>>734587577
Carpenter or Builder... Hands are dried out which also suggests you work with chemicals... Could be artist.

>>734587603
You could pass as a trap with hands like those.

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my dad is Kira Yoshikage

>>734577763
five finger fillet

>>734579124
Froddo is that you?

>>734574123
you work a manual labor job and don't eat a proper diet.

>>734579368
twice a day? if i have long nails I keep cleaning them every few hours lol.

>>734587603
you were born a woman

>>734587692
all wrong (well artist maybe but that's not what fucks up my hands) any other theories?

why am im looking at a thread of hands?

>>734583941
you have arthritis or not far from it

>>734587577
you work in agriculture?

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What's poppin playboys?

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>>734574123

>>734574123
right handed

>>734589934
ew

>>734589738
Married, where is your ring you dog?

>>734589934
Professional hand model.

>>734590148
Haha not married yet

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>>734574123
>My hand

>>734590751
mechanic?

>>734590901
Correct. 17 years and counting.

>>734590895
of Eastern European descent, or a jew.

>>734587577
>>734587692
>>734589353

the answer was rock climbing. I guess chemicals wasn't too far off with all the chalk. good night

>>734576609
picker in shittywarehouse

>>734591066
Grandson of russians

>>734591564
That was gonna be my next guess.

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Ayy lmao.

Dear diary,

Today OP was not a fag

>>734588918
the trick is to avoid grime

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I have a crack. Be gentle.

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>>734580923
Those fingers are EXTENDED AND JOINED. Military?

>>734586417
Nice hand

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My hand

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>>734574123

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Heres me

>>734592001
>tfw nobody rates your hand

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36yo, knuckle was swollen for weeks. Finally on the mends

>>734595272
what are you doing in the hospital/doctor's?

>>734593978
something is afoot.....

>>734585607
Kek

>>734595717
TF u talking about fam in my house on the shitter

>>734576367
This guy molests children

>>734596186
you have a fancy shitter, fam. I like.

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What will you make of my hammock, lads?

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My spoon and i.

>>734574123
You're retarded and work in a box factory

>>734587603
You give good handjobs.

JFC this is heaven, I have a fetish for hands. Thank you.

>>734597931
you're welcome ;)

>>734595399
Do you have a thin long cock?

OP just collecting palms to put curses on lmao

>>734593467
Based on your hand you look like you give a good fuck and have a nice cock.

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>>734574123
One girl said, that I had small fingers, so it meant, that I had a small dick. I started laughing and acting like it was bullshit, but I'm 4,7 inches, kek.

>>734594376
You're fat.

>>734589637
Show your feet

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R8