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I have the worst hangover of my life. Tried going back to sleep

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I have the worst hangover of my life. Tried going back to sleep but can't. Need practical solutions asap.
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>>734543697
smoke lots of weed
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drink a couple v8, sit in a hot shower until the hot water runs out
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>>734543697
Lots of fruit believe it or not try somth like a smoothie
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Take multivitamin
Eat something greasy like a burger, or breakfast foods
Take ibuprofen
Eat something sugary to bring your blood sugar back up
Try and sleep
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>>734543697

drink

more

-fin
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>>734543697
Vomit and try to sleep, there's actually no cure just take it and wait for it to pass
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>>734543697
drink a bloody mary

have a candy bar and a coke

drink pedialyte
next time, match every drink with a glass of water during the night. or don't drink so much.
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>>734543892
This actually works.
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>>734543697
Drink a beer in the shower. have a wank while still in said shower. Put on comfy pants, watch lord of the rings. water, then another beer. maybe some broth if you hold that down.
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>>734543888
Trips of truth. Do this and also take Excedrin Migraine. Best OTC pill you can do for a hangover.
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>>734544007
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>>734543697
That's fucking adorable anon. I remember hangovers from back before I was an alcoholic but it's been a long time. Obscene amounts of alcohol is just part of my body's homeostasis now.
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>>734544285 la de da boys,
looks like someone respects themselves
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>>734544577
how long since your last solid shit?
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>>734543697
kys
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>>734543697
hair of the dog mate. How much did u drink? Drink about a quarter of that amount with water and try to eat something.
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>>734544796
My shits are generally loose but not diarrhea like. A proper turd that actually holds its shape is kinda uncommon for me though.
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>>734544899
16 bottles of wine over 3 days. I really, really, don't want to drink another 4.

>>734543892
I heard ibuprofen is bad for hangovers.
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>>734545403
You can't sleep because you're dehydrated. I know you're probably not use to this, but drink a glass of water. Then some more then smoke some weed and then go back to sleep.

Fucking scrub.
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>>734545403
16 bottles of wine in 72 hours. That's.. got to be some sort of record. Are you Andre The Giant?

I'd do what other anons are saying and get a steam shower, try to eat if u can, pop an ibuprofen.

As an alcoholic, I will warn you that it's dangerous to drink THAT much and then suddenly stop. You could have a seizure or hallucinations. Your heart could stop. I'd advise you to drink at least a few drinks slowly and see if it helps you sleep.

One time I drank about eighteen beers in one sitting, was hot as fuck outside and I started hallucinating badly. I tried drinking water and going to sleep. This was before I knew that when you reach that stage, you could die.
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>>734545733
I would bet at least 50 dollars that you're still in high school.
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>>734545811
Lol why? I could care less what you think honestly. You asked for help and I'm telling you what I know. You can go get fucked if you're going to be like that.
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>>734546000
That's not me. I'm grateful for all the advice.
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Cranberry juice. As much as you can drink to hydrate yourself. Hangover will be gone in an hour.
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>>734546000
>>734547111
Whoa nice fucking trips, both of you.
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rolante
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>>734543697
Drink gotorade recover. You'll be str8 in like 10 min. Also masturbate
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Hangover = dehydration
Drink water or Gatorade
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>>734543697
Herion.
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