My name is Chocofag, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slim, normies, with-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid pony pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any bird? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on 9gag.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the hurrdurr team, and starter on my birds team. What spam do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn pony people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bird"
>waste my life on 4chan
Someone asked for ZK earlier. Here is a short comic.
>walk out of movie theater
>can't believe i have to pay $12 to watch a movie at the theater now
>cross a few streets and hear a fluffy screeching in a side street
>look over and see the fluffy being kicked by some teenagers
>go over and tell the kids to fuck off and they take off running and laughing
>the fluffys face is bloody and she is preggo
>tankyou mistuh Huuuhuuuhuuu Momma Soon
>yeah no problem. I hear the sound of clopping and see a herd
>Hewd Mummah Need Hewp
>Herd comes running over and the smarty puffs his cheeks at me Gib Dummeh Wostest Huwties Fow Aboose to Mummah !
>the smarty is a alicorn and looks like someone modified it with a real blade too it's head then then usual horn
>I helped stop the abuse you got here too la
>the smarty rams his head into my leg. OW FUCK !
>HOOMIN WEVE OR GIB FOWEVBEAH SWEEPIES !
>ah fuck i got blood trickling down my leg i hope he didn't get a Vein he just missed the bone cause of the angel he stabbed me
>I said i didn't do this !
>Huhuhuhu SCAWWY HUOOMIN DO DIS TO FWUFFY !
>what the fuck, no i didn't !
>the Fluffy stab my leg again this time the pain is much worse. AH!!! SON OF A BITCH !
>Hoomin Say Meanie Woud
>the alicorn goes to strike again but i dodge him
>not this time little shit
>Grab Garbage can lid and knock his blade off cutting it's head open abit
>OWWIES ! DUMMEH HOOMIN GIBBIN IT NAO !
>I pick up the smarty by the tail BAD UPPSIES TAIWL HUTIES !
>shouldn't have picked a fight with me asswipe I fling his ass back down the other end of the alley
>the mares are scared there are 3 of them counting the one i saved who bullshit lied about me harming her
>why did you lie saying i hurt you if it wsn't for me you would be DEAD taking forever sweepies
>NU CAWE ! FWUFFY HATECHU DUMMEH HOOMINS AWW SAME TWY NU KIWW FWUFFYS
>not me i love fluffys but i'm making the exception today I pick her up and turn her on her back so shes fucked
>walk over too the blade and pick it up
>it's time to slice and dice you know what i mean scrubs. heh heh heh come here little chicken.
>Fwuffy Nu am chwicken Am Fwuffy Mummah Soon!
>walk over too the Mare pick her up by the neck and Slam her too the wall.
>HAVE YOUR BABIES NOW OR YOU WILL GET FOREVER SLEEPIES ! i show her the blade
>Nuuhuuhuuuhuuuuuu Babbehs nu am weddie fow Biggest Poopsies ! huuu huuu
>I run the blade alongside her special place and run the tip around her special place slowly
>HNNNNGH haff hafff hafff HNNNNNGHH
>I pin her neck too the wall as i back up so piss and shit doesn't get all over me.
>Mummah Twy Mistuh ! HNNNNGH PWEESE COME OUT NAO BABBEHS ! HNNNGH
>one foal falls after the other in total of 5 and they are chirping from a early Birth with very slow Movement
>Babbehs ! WUN ! WUN AN HIDE FWOM MUNSTAH !
>this bitch thinks her babies are just gonna up and leave real cute they are all very close together on the ground
>the other mare goes over to help the Babbehs i stomp my foot by the babies
>come any closer the babies go forever sleepies too as i look down at her
>she looks at me with a horrid scared as shit look backing away slowly but then starts making her way for the babies as i look back at the fluffy i am holding but i noticed this I kick her away hitting her in the face
>I drop the mare who then land on all her foals
>Woops ! look like you killed them on your own!
>Bebbehs ! NUUUUUUU Mummah Gib Huggsies Huggsies Make Eveveyting Bittew !
>she trys hugging them but no dice.
>HuuuHuuu Woststest Mummah Evah
>I pick her up by the tail
>Nu Wike Nu Wike Bad Uppsies !
>the Smarty comes back after being out of action for a minute
>Dummeh Hoomin Weave Fwuffys Awone Gu Way Nao !
>Or What ? you asshole. or what ? your life will be over before you know it
>I use to watch wrestling as a kid and i know what i'm gonna do to take out this little shit
>I put her head into my armpit so her head would come through the other side just enough and fall back into the Pavement
>DDT !!! I YELL OUT
>WHAM i hear SNAP ! she face planted into the ground. her face is broken her head is still intact tho.
>I see the other Mare Running and the Mare i put upside down shes yelling the whole time NU WIKE PWEASE WEVE WOSTEST HUWTIES FOW FWUFFYS NU GUD FWUFFYS ONWY FOW WUB AND HUGGIES AND SKETTIS MUMMAHS AN DADDEHS !
>I walk over too the Running Mare and pick her up by the neck pin her too the wall.
>i tell her the exact thing.
>HAVE YOUR BABIES NOW. OR GET FOREVER SWEEPIES !
>shes crying so hard her fluff is soaked and i mean drenched !
>NU! HATECHU !
>walk over with her in hand grab the blade slam her back too the wall
>time for a C-Section !
>Wat Am C Secshun ?
>I cut her stomach open in a slit and slice right down
>I pull Out each foal and put them on the ground and shes bleeding out alot. she won't make it alive
>Babbehs ! Mummah hewe !
>chirp chirp chirp ! shes puts each on too her tit
>shes had 3 babies. I walk over and grab the trash can lid and then pull the two foals off her tits
>NU MUMMAH WUB BABBEHS NU HUWT BABBEHS !!!!NUUU STAWWWWWWWP !
>I gather them close together and put them under the trashcan cover so they are stuck
>I grabbed a small piece of wood and bang on it away to scare the fluffys
>NUUUU NUU SCAWW BABBEHS ! PWEESE ! AM GUD MUMMAH !
>Oh yeah how to you know your a good mother already ? you just gave birth ! one of these babies could be Grey ! or Green ! Or Worse for you BROWN !
>Nuuu Mummah nu habe Poopie Babbeh !
>I got an idea
>I lift up the can and take out a random foal of my choosing and set it aside woah there's a bunch of shit and piss in there from all the banging i was causing to scare them or make them def
>BABBEH ! MUMMAH HEWE ! MUMMAH SABE BABBEH !
>I force one of the eyes open
>wow that little guy guy quite the voice on him for being a newborn huh i said too the mother
>NUUUU See Pwace Nu Spose Am Open Yet ! Why Hoomin Huwt Babbeh ? Huu Huuu Huuu
>I force the Other Eye open, SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I leave the trashcan lid on the other foals still but i put down the baby i forced it's eyes open and take the stick and keep hitting the trash can lid for about a good 30 seconds with two last bangs to be even bigger and louder.
>the mother is cry so hard shes watching helplessly i reveal to her the babies under neath. they are dead
>Nuuuu Babbehs Wake Up !
>she tries hugging them. she fails. they are all dead but the one i set aside.
>i set aside the one with it's eyes i forced open.
>it's time little guy to watch your mom take forever sweepies !
>the foal is chirping loudly.
> Nuuuu Nu HUWT FWUFFY FWUFFY AM Fow WUB AND
>I signal for the tombstone. Taker was always my favorite till WWE Ruined him
>Pick fluffy up and put her into tombstone position
>wait i can get her at the right hight enough to do enough damage.
>I decide to cut her head off with the blade slowly.
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEE HUWTIES !!! Glugrgukgrukguurrrkgurrrk I force off her head with my hand and thrown it at the smartywho is now crying and sucking on it's own Hoof making chirping sounds
>chirp Nu Huwt Fwuffys Any Mowe Mistuh. Am Twing to be Gud Fwuffy Hewd Leadew !
>i pick him up by the neck and he's giving me the huu huuuu's I place him sitting down with his back against the wall infront of the Mare who is defnesless upside down and he goes back to sucking his hoof making chirp noises
>SMARTY HEWP SOON MUMMAH ! she yells out
>oh he won't be helping you.... i turn her around with her special place and shithole faceing the smarty. She was the biggest mare i think she may have 8 babies maybe even 7 she was the biggest... but i saved the grand finale for last.
>Wat Hoomin Dewin ? Huuu Huuuu
>I have a grin on my face looking down at her she get's a terrified look on her face with a gasp like she knows whats coming.
>I climb ontop of a closed garbage bin and perform one last wrestling move... The Big Splash
>I jump off the bin and land stomach first across the pregnant fluffys stomach.
>the largest amount of shit and piss shoots out from her landing on the smarty and the Foals com flying out of her splatting against the wall hard litterally with a huge SPLAT !
>shes exploded i look at her and her guts are all over the pavement and organs everywhere the smarty covered in shit and piss and organs and blood and birthwaste
>hes frozen in fear, i look down at the mare her eyes are gone they shot out of her.head.
>Babbeh Wuv You Mummah CHEEP CHEEP CHIRP PEEP !
>jesus Christ ! SHES STILL ALIVE!! WTF...
>Babbeh Wuv Mummah, mummah wuv bab....
>then there was silence. shes dead
>I look at the smarty who is covered in Mare/Foalblood Piss and shit and Birthwaste from the mare with wide eyes
>still sucking away at his hoof not even moving a inch just sucking away
>i look over at the foal who has seen all this. but hes going blind because i forced open it's eyes
>and it seems in that amount of time he grown stubble for it's fur.
>it's fur is black. thats rare right ? i never seen one like this before. very interesting.
>I could kill it but decided not too. i think i'll keep it as a pet and look after the blind little thing
>who knows i may fuck around with him cause hes blind hahaha who knows i may fall in love with the little blind prick
>I pick him up and tell it i am your Daddy now .. you saw what i done. be a good baby and this kinda shit won't happen too you. got it ?
>it's crying but with lots of peeps. wow it's eyes are turning a different color i think that's from premature eye opening done by yours truely.
>i start to walk off into the sunset with a brand new blind fluffy in hand
record scratch sound
>what the hell do i do with that smarty ? hmm
> i pick it up and it's like i was picking up a rock. there was no movement from the fluffy just tears and sucking his hoof.
>I really fucked him up good. I snap my fingers in front of his face too see if he can snap out of it
>i think this it the catatonic state fluffies enter when you don't talk too them OR show them any love. looks like thats not the only way you can get them to enter that state
>HEY YOU ! I should at it, WANNA BE MY NEW PET AS WELL ? LOTS OF LOVE AND SKETTIS AND ALL THAT SHIT FLUFFYS WANT !
>nope no answer still the same state. I put him down the same way i set him down before.
>I Kick his head in too the brick wall and hear a massive CRUNCH !
>your welcome ! ya Bastard !
Combined because that extra picture is always annoying.
Its scars. From Eeyores posture and the contents of his dream we can conclude that he has trouble walking because of a prior accident.
Other thread is a good autism occupier it seems.
>be me A
>9 days after fluffy incident and bringing home blind Fluffy
>the fluffy has Black fluff and a white mane and it's a female Fluffy. Named her 2B from Neir Automata because I blocked her blind eyes from getting further infected so I wrapped a cloth around them
>I have fun with her in a nice way and a mean way
>I got a small little coat closet I got all covered with layers and layers of news paper spread out from end too end and I got two speakers set inside on the side I drilled a hole meeting inside my living room too the computer.
>I put 2B inside there from there and blast music off and on I turn it down to nothing then blast it at random to give her a good scare
>I go and pick up 2B and ring her in that room
>Cheep Cheep Peep Daddeh ? Chirp Chirp Chirp Huggies !
>I close the door and go to the front room on the computer.
>well there is a ton of shit in there already. For a foal he sure shits a lot. It's like shes shitting her guts out ! Aha ! Perfect song for the fluffys Room situation
>BUM BUM BUM ! DUNNA DUNNNA DUNNA BUM BUM BUM ! YOU GOT A FUCK SHIT STACK! A FUCK SHIT STACK ! A FUCK SHIT STACK !
>you can't hear the fluffy in their cause the music is so loud but you imagine you would have heard “ SCREEE PRRRRRRRRRRRRFT NUUUUUUUUU HUUU HUUU “ the ususal
>I turn the music down all the way and go to select another song on Youtube
>HUUU HUUUU DADDEH HEWP ! MUNSTAH !!! MUNSTAH GIB POOPIES STWACK !
>hmmm Excellent I found a 10 hour loop for fluffy abusers on Youtube of a very small part of Walmost To The Jungle
>YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE ? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY ! YOU'RE GONNA DIE ! YOU'RE GONNA DIE ! YOU'RE GONNA DIE ! YOU'RE GONNA DIE ! YOU'RE GONNA DIE !
>I walk over and cook some ramen on the stove and let the song play and go and take a Milk Bottle from Fluffy.co a Milkbottle for fluffies that hold the right amount of milk Babies normally drink from their moms
>I open the fridge and pull out Milk for fluffies from those Milkbags from those Abuse Shelters/Factorys pout it in the milk bottle. I know ny milk fluffies will drink but I figure I buy it for him. It came in a bag like normal milk from cows but only costs $1.
>I walk over too the computer and turn off the music and turn down the sound for next time
>I open the Door and see the fluffy Run out and run into the wall as fast as she could and knocked it's self out
>a Few Minutes have passed and the fluffy awoke to find itself in water in the sink
>HEWP MUSTAH ! HEWP NU AM WAWA WAWA BAD !
>it's ok 2Bdaddys just washing you from peepees and poopies daddy's got you. Daddy Loves You 2B !
>coo coo Daddeh Wub Babbah, Babbah Wub Daddeh
>I taught her that that song since he never met his mother to learn songs. Because I killed her after all.
>Hey... what was that noise ?
>YOU'RE GONNA DIE ! YOU'RE GONNA DIE ! YOU'RE GONNA DIE ! YOU'RE GONNA DIE ! YOU'RE GONNA DIE ! YOU'RE GONNA DIE ! YOU'RE GONNA DIE !
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEWP DADDEH !!! BABBAH SCAWED ! PRRRFT !
>oh yeah I forgot too mention I brought my Boombox too the kitchen that plays music from USB Stick
i dont get fluffy punishment
fluffy poops on floor in hugbox
>sowwy box and then fluffy learns lesson
poops on floor 1 time in abuse
>stomped to death while owner tells the fluffy noone loves it
poops on floor 1 time in sadbox
>all legs removed, eyes removed (not before it watches its foals ve removed) gets put in litterpal where it gets raped and its mouth gets shat into
actually I am not Russian. I wrote this in a hurry. cause i'm on my way out the door .. i'll fix it up later.
but hey. since you like to point out bad english. wanna re-write it for me to make it more presentable ?
because they need to be superior to defenseless creature. they need to play GOD and take their lives away to become powerful when reality they are weak. and most importantly because they are Edgy
Hugboxers are more human because they treat fluffies like real animals but in a special way.
I spend about 20 mins a week on the booru personally because alot of new content worth while is usually posted here it seems. sometimes i miss things cause i am not always here.