BE HONEST: Would you have sex with a girl who has a dick for $500,000?

>>734532111
Half mill to have gay sex

>>734532111
you mean "have sex with a man for $500,000"?
yup

>>734532183
doesn't really count as gay though

>>734532111
I don't have that much laying around. Can I pay in installments?

>>734532111
maybe for less

>>734532111
>a girl who has a dick
that's what we call an oxymoron
the term you're looking for is male transgender

>>734532292
>transgender
no such thing
just a man

>>734532111
500k to fuck the tranny or to let the tranny fuck me?

>>734532111
Half a mil to fuck a mentally ill dude in the ass, yeah I'll do it

>>734532111
400 thousand for gay sex
100 thousand for a trap like that with high speaking voice

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>>734532223
Yeah it kinda does.

Am i top or bottom

Regardless yes

>>734532292

Female transgender. She's definitely MtF!
(I'm personnally MtF)

>>734532111
I feel like the punishment for putting a dick on something as divine as Mia Malkova, should probably be death.

>>734532111

Oh yeah, even for less than that! (no homo)

i would fuck it for free.the dick just makes it better

>>734532111
Fuck yeah! I'm not gay at all, but I'm poor as shit. I'd give it or take for that money.

>>734532663
and im not gay lol

>>734532574
I personally don't give a shit

>>734532111
girls don't have dicks

>>734532111
No that's too expensive couldn't afford it.

>>734532663
and im not gay

>>734532111
Depends on the kind of sex.

>>734532574
>I'm personnally MtF
First of all, *personally, second of all you're just a fag m8

>>734532574
yeah whatever my perspective was where he came from not what he tried to become I'm not too familiar with all the terminology of le grotesque

would fuck even a dog for $500,000

>>734532111
i will fuck his ass, fuck his mouth and suck his dick, but i won't let him fuck me.

if the $500,000 is contingent on him fucking me, no deal.

>>734532111
>>734532111
Yes but I don't have $500,000

>>734532111
Nigga I wouldn't pay that much for a girl with a vagina!

>>734532574
You are personally a mentally ill faggot. Male to Female? You cannot change a male into a female.

>>734532911
>suck his dick
You're still being a faggot

>>734532111

I don't know OP, what if she gets preggers?

I'd just end up paying back all that money and more to take care of the kid.

You motherfuckers need to understand:

These bitches ain't nothing but cheese on a motherfucking board.

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I would do this to the faggot for free

>>734533242
What if he got off on that?

>>734532574
If your MTF
What's your kik

>>734532248
kek

There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.

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>>734533301
Then I would make sure THIS happens to the faggot.

yes id do it for free infront of my gf and tell her i love cock man pussy

>>734532111
would even for free

>>734533506
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
:^)

>>734533242
Sounds like you're insecure and gay af

Just let'em suck your dick faggot, no need to go to prison just because you can't stop thinking about gay sex.

Dumb ass

There's no such thing as chicks with dicks, just guys with tits

>>734532111
I don't have $500.000 though.
but if i had, i would.

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>>734532574
>I'm personnally MtF
Enjoy being mutilated and dying at an early age of hormone induced cancer faggot

>>734533506
Edgy

>>734532223
>Sex with a man that has tits
>Not gay

Sometimes I can'tell tell if this shit is b8 or not.

>>734532111
instant yes

>>734532111
hell yeah

>>734532111
Girls dont have dicks

>>734532111
Only if it's a photoshopped dick like that one.

>>734532111
id do a lot worse than that for $500,000

>>734532111
>girl
girls do not have penises, but I still would
>>734533720
don't tell me that picture is real, holy shit

>>734532111
Dumb faggots, that pic is a fake. Real traps are dogs, they always have some sort of man feature

>>734533845
it's less gay than having sex with a man that looks like a man at the very least

>>734533954
Yes it's real, it's what happens when someone rips your dick inside out and sews it back on

how are all these traps able to bend their dick like that? i can only get it straight forward not down

>>734533720
What the fuck is that?

>>734532111
would do for free

>>734533142
i acknowledge that.

I dont understand what people dont get. There are no girls with dicks. Only guys with titts.

>>734534041
That's what it looks like. Did it kill your delusion that traps are somehow girls?

>>734533506
nice shoes
>>734533720
noone makes you get srs, you can keep your dick, it looks better than this shit

>>734534077
That's a trap

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>>734534070
If you're referring to OP's pic, it originally looked like pic related...

>>734533142
you're only a faggot if you would want to have sex with a man for free, wanting half a million dollars so you fuck a guy doesn't make you gay. it makes you a whore but at least you're a well paid one

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>>734532223
You know the rule.

Im sure OP would do it for a penny https://youtu.be/1m49GSVqeOo

>>734532805
personnel-ly*

>>734532574
Personally nobody cares you worthless faggot. You are mentally ill and degenerate. Do everyone a favor and kill yourself.

>>734534199
Good photoshop on OPs pic.

>>734532111
dat dick reflection in ops photo..

masterful shoop yo.

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>>734534166
looks like 3 assholes

>>734532477
If she was a female then its not really gay, we all start off with a dick, and depending on y chromasomes or lack of it, we could a pussy and female characteristics or keep a dick and grow balls

>>734534199
for some reason I only recognized her face after you removed the dick

Honestly if he/she/it was qt enough and had a feminine scent and voice i'd fuck em for free without giving a shit who says it's gay. But if there's money in the picture I'll take it.

>>734534745
>removed the dick
kek
>wish I had that level of photoshop skillz

>>734534745
yeah cause the dick was the only thing you were looking at fag

>>734532111
Fuck yeah, I'd have sex with a dude for that much.

That's a bit steep, Don't know if I can afford it

I would have for free

No chance of anybody know, absolutely. Where do I sign up? I'd even let him out it in my ass.

>>734534540
>we all start off with a dick
No we don't, what you're thinking of is a Genital tubercle; not a dick, and gender is determined before a fetus is even formed. Quit trying to justify your unquenchable thirst for cock you raging faggot.

>>734532111
Hell yeah, If they were like that with all the features and voice of a woman but with a dick.

Too bad that photo is fake and no trannies or traps are naturally like that

>>734535118
you can always just fuck a girl with a realistic penis looking strap on

>>734532111
I'd pay that to fuck her

>>734532111
Shit I just paid 200$ to fuck one for an hour yesterday

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>>734535667
>has penis
>"her"

>>734532111
Oh, Thank God. I thought I was gonna have to reveal that I would've PAID $500,000 to have sex with her.

Good thing I don't have to reveal that.

>>734535821
you really can't believe this? is this your first day on the internet buddy?

>>734535867
HAHA FUNNY AND ORIGINAL

>>734535639
I'm mean, my wife already does peg me with a strap on from time to time.

>>734532111
A girl who has a dick, well you didn't specified where she has that dick.
If a dildo: Fuck yeah, i would.

If that "girl" has that dick attached to his/her/non/nonsex/nongender/whateverthefucktheyare: Nope.

>>734536068
Where do you think you are?

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>>734532111
and would you fuck this real woman for 500,000 instead of the "man" with penis?

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>>734532111
I'd do it for free, the extra half-mil is just icing on the cake at that point.

(nice trips btw)

>>734532396
Wrong way around.

>>734532111
I PAID 35000 Forints to have sex with one last week.

>>734532111

No, i dont have that much money.

>>734532111
yeah but fucking god what is wrong with you and people who like traps it's fucking gay

Protip: actual fags and traps aren't attracted to one another, nor do they seek each other out.

>>734537695
They are the same thing

>>734532111
you owe me $500k op
already done it.
Pay up son.

>>734537695
I know, traps are reserved for closet homos and pervert bisexuals

>>734533506
Edgy and a closet faggot. Your life must be tough.

>>734532111
I would pay for that

>>734532111
Damn!
That's a double win!
Fuck yes.

>>734532111
Yes suelighting, bailey jay, Serena valentina, Jane Marie.... no problem

>>734537897
What's wrong with you?

>>734532111
I'd fuck a guy without tits for 500 bucks what makes you think I'd say no

>>734532111

I would but I just can't afford 500,000

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>>734533506

>>734532111
sure, better than a dude with boobs

>>734532223
Your numbers are right but trust us it counts as gay.

I'd do it for free. Sex with a trap was a pretty cool experience.

>>734532111
These threads are the worst. Any sane person would do it. It's momentary discomfort for a life of financial freedom.

And if you can't build a life of financial freedom on half a mil, you deserve to go bankrupt in 3 years anyway.

I would do it for free kek

>>734537009
That's a pretty good deal.

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>>734532111

Of course. I'd do it for free. No homo ofc.

>>734532111
I'll do it for free

>>734532349
Does it really matter for 500k? So long as the guy fucking me doesn't have a dick big enough to cause real damage to my asshole, I wouldn't care if I'm giving or receiving.

depends how fat the ass is

>>734532111
OP you're confusing two issues.
Would you have sex with ____
>Yes, Id take $500,000 to do just about anything that doesn't result in chronic illness, my death or imprisonment.
>does any amount of money make this anything other than a man with pretty hair and fake boobs?
>no. it could be 500,000,000,000. It's still a dude with pretty hair and fake tits.