>british hate thread
Go ahead, we're used to this from the lesser races and countries who never had an empire spanning the globe.
I'll just go make a mug of tea, then sit back to enjoy your discomfort and envy at your lack of heritage
Protip - if you're American, I went to a school that was older than your country
Is that really the best you can do? Dentistry?
Because your teeth grow in straight and brilliant white without intervention, and your poor people don't have bad teeth
if we started posting this same shit up about amerifats you'd have to keep going through 99.9% not to mention their massive nigger and hispanic population and the fact that they'd be speaking spanish if we hadn't taken over their country and civilised them
>does your school thats older then my country make up for the fact that yours is 99% muslim that attend?
Nope. That's inner city, and the percentage Muslim population in the UK at the last census was only 4.4%.
Sounds like my school was whiter than yours, with the exception of a few overseas fee-payers
>never had an empire spanning the globe
>had an empire
now you're just a bunch of faggots with a cunt queen who visits your little provinces and waves her cunt gloved hand at a bunch of niggers, eh?
global empire....hah...who needs an empire when you have plenty of land, two coasts, the most dominant military in the world, and sham wars in the middle east to siphon resources (whilst preserving the vast ocean of natural gas underneath our feet)
>global empire....hah...who needs an empire when you have plenty of land, two coasts, the most dominant military in the world, and sham wars in the middle east to siphon resources (whilst preserving the vast ocean of natural gas underneath our feet)
Oh, junior - we thought like that too when our country was as young as yours.
Pretty much. The selling point of the show is that the host first pretends to be the guests' best mate to get their guard down and then acts morally superior and relentlessly berates them with full support of his audience. Any guests backstage are wound up by the crew so that they come storming on stage looking for a fight.
The difference is, she's rich. American and rich
It's also incredibly representative of the majority of the British "people".
Most british "people" actually look like that.
As someone now living in Glasgow, I would completely agree with this. People around here are fucking hideous. And a lot of them seem to have really exaggerated limps - probably because they're fraudulently claiming benefits and need to put on an act in public while under investigation.
why do all British people look like deformed mutants?
> using pictures from Jeremy kyle
That's like saying the catch me outside girl represents America. She's not fat so she obviously doesnt.
Can't talk shit about this guy. Steve Buscemi is fucking awesome.
-243,610 km2 (94,060 sq mi)
-two coasts are the same ocean
-most dominant military back when it was wooden ships and muskets, maybe
-now britfags just tag along on the wars in the middle east and get the table scraps of US plunders
-9,833,520 km2 (3,796,742 sq mi)
-two coasts are two different oceans
-most dominant military currently with air and naval superiority over any country
the fuck are you talking about?
Tea with milk is your only culture and we don't do that dumb shit.
The Queen in writing technically still owns the land of the commonwealth, meaning Canada, India and Australia all borrow their respective land on loan from the Queen. As much as I hate the woman, she's not insignificant.
>we don't do that dumb shit.
Have you looked at pictures taken at Walmart?
We're coming for you.
The Blood vats are being prepared.
Son, you can't compete.
You have more subhumans that exhibit their traits at Walmart than we have entire population
>Nope, and don't go to wal mart.
Ah, so minority stereotypes only work one way?
They're called "chavs"? British white trash. That's the bulk of the bad teeth shots.
Wrong, actually that's british master race
It's actually not that unhealthy. Worst part is probably the sugar in the beans and not knowing what mechanically-recovered meat is in the sausages - probably lips are arseholes
Personally I'd pass on the sausage and substitute black pudding. I'd probably leave the beans too. I'd rather eat that than a big mac
Not really interested in intelligent conversation, I assume?
Poles were used as scapegoats by certain politicians in the referendum debate, used to deflect blame on the real culprits, the EU and successive British governments. I've not met one person that categorically hates the Polish.
Friends, it's the Muslims that are fueling this hate thread. Why can't we all agree that nobody has a Muslim friend because they are smelly rapists who are destroying both countries.
Spoken like a true Muslim sympathizer. This white on white madness has to end. If I had a dinner date with Gordon Ramsey or aziz ansari. I go with Simon cowell because I don't date niggers!
Is British food that bad? The baked bean thing makes me think sorta. Fish and chip, don't see how you can go wrong. What is American food though? Just naming a fast food restaurant isn't fair. Chains in general are sub par. I don't even like burgers or hotdogs. Is steak and stuffed potatoes with grilled asparagus American? Or did we borrow that from somewhere?
Walmart enables fat people for sure. If we only had Whole Foods fat people numbers would be cut down dramatically. Walmart sells cheap shitty processed food and the environment there is inviting to all the scum and muck without judgement. Does England have something like Walmart that all the trash migrates to?
Well I'm surprised you think simon would go right for the ass. Your mind went straight into the gutter. I'm a Christian, not a sodomite. Muslim sympathy is evil. They fuck little boys in the arse for pleasure.
Colman's. I used to find it hilarious when I went out for a meal with the French or the Germans, used to warn them about our mustard, was in receipt of pitying looks and comments like "we have mustard too, you know" and watch as they slathered the yellow peril on their food and promptly received a sinus reaming.
Why do Americans even try? They always try and counter the British in an argument because they believe they're better but they seem to forget the simple fact that their country was founded by the tax evading scum that our country spat out.
> Stay mad, americucks
I wonder what is hiding under the barrel?
Remember to always watch for barrels under bridges, you never know if your going to be stabbed in the most cowardly and dishonourable way possible.
Why is it that you always believe it is just the Americans that look down on you? We speak your own language better than you, yet you cannot even make an attempt at our language without sounding like an imbecile, the only thing in which the British are proficient is being a slave.
>going on /b/ and starting hate threads to cope with your inferiority complex
your gf probably cheated on you with a brit and you're too much of a wet rag to do something about it lad