Trios choose a name for my djungarian hamster
Name it RatTrap cause its dude but it looks like a girl
I was with a grill for 4 yrs but be both felt the end nearing. A week before her Bday i asked what she wanted. She said "idk maybe a jewel or something". So I got her a russian dwarf hamster like in OP's pic. two years later and she's still taking care of it lol.
Name it this OP:
"Look, Anon, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.
I... I was an orphan... and I was raised in a whore house in Philadelphia. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in a porno mag, or some crap the girls left by the toilet, and it said some kids had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. The idea of being wanted. Because the girl who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear.
The closest I came to feeling wanted was a girl... who made me go through her John's pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar... she would buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it... alone... in my room... with great ceremony. Feeling like a normal kid.
It said sweet on the wrapper.
It was the only sweet thing in my life."
Name you rat B-Shits the Hung-Arian aka blast from the past with a foot up yourbass aka the sanctification of a sovrine nation. The whole thing every time someone puts his name in their mouth. But you oughta keep his name outcha mouth.
According to all known laws of aviation, bees should not be able to fly. Their tiny wings cannot lift their fat little bodies off the ground. But the bee flies anyways, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.