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Trios choose a name for my djungarian hamster

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Trios choose a name for my djungarian hamster
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CUNT
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Kekec Jebovina
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>>734526945
Magyar Hungar
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>>734526945
hawk
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Name it RatTrap cause its dude but it looks like a girl
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Crotch. Your hamsters name is Crotch.
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>>734526945
I was with a grill for 4 yrs but be both felt the end nearing. A week before her Bday i asked what she wanted. She said "idk maybe a jewel or something". So I got her a russian dwarf hamster like in OP's pic. two years later and she's still taking care of it lol.
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Op here, the hamster is a girl
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>>734526945
Name it this OP:
"Look, Anon, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.

I... I was an orphan... and I was raised in a whore house in Philadelphia. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in a porno mag, or some crap the girls left by the toilet, and it said some kids had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. The idea of being wanted. Because the girl who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear.

The closest I came to feeling wanted was a girl... who made me go through her John's pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar... she would buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it... alone... in my room... with great ceremony. Feeling like a normal kid.

It said sweet on the wrapper.

It was the only sweet thing in my life."
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Call it Mr. Snugglesworth
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Name you rat B-Shits the Hung-Arian aka blast from the past with a foot up yourbass aka the sanctification of a sovrine nation. The whole thing every time someone puts his name in their mouth. But you oughta keep his name outcha mouth.
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>>734526945
cat
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>>734526945
colonoscopy
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>>734527007
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Colonel Iron Boots
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Sheldon the Shame Maker
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Faggotborn
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Lil' Fucker
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Jizzrag
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>>734526945
Cumdumpster
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he look his name is elliot
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>>734528822
Rolling for Elliot.
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>>734528910
Chris Brown
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Macho Man Randy Savage
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JOHN CENA!!!
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Taco tom
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>>734526945
Barry The Ballbag Jones
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Toastmaster supreme
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ashka
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Test Subject J-07
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Turd ferguson
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Golden Joe and the Suggins Gang
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Jazmine DuBois
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How about Spud?
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Mr. Steal Yo Gurl
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Name it "Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday"
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Hamstie McHamster
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>>734529628
this tbh
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Stalin
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Nuck Futter
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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Dinner
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Buttsex
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Ima eat yo ass
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Casey Anthony
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>>734526945
Jim
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Ed Gein
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Evgeniy.
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Jurassicer.
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Big Ounce Profecional Street Nigga
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Boutros Boutros-Ghali
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Brown Bean
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My Fleshlight
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Frankie
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Possible Rapist
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Corona's???
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Hamtaro
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Gren
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Fappster
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pestilence licker
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Fucktoy
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Mc Lovin
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nigger
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GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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&@^^&*&^#@#@*()_)&%#$%
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>>734526945
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
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Buttplug
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Grinch in a mask
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Harambe
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Captain Killjoy's Buttplug
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you should just eat it instead
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>>734526945
Snuffleupagus
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Babycakes
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Antoine
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Rolling for Djingarian Hamster as the name
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>>734531686
Re-Roll
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Kosovo je Srbija
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Backdoor slut
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>>734531686
Re-Roll even tho I'm not close
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>>734531686
Re-Rollerino
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Dijon
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Ahmed
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>>734531686
Re roll
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Eat me ass
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Aloha Snackbar
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Mrs Poopy Butthole
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According to all known laws of aviation, bees should not be able to fly. Their tiny wings cannot lift their fat little bodies off the ground. But the bee flies anyways, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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>>734526945
Potato
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>>734526945
Silesia
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>>734526945

Penfold
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>>734527655
sad
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>>734529984
o wonderful worse than patient zero
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