"so what's missing from your life, anon?"

The reason.

>>734526043
Diamonds!

enjoyment

money

Episode 3

the ability to feel joy and be happy.

>>734526043
could always use some more money

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Reason to live

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>>734526043
a cute redhead with my baby in her belly

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>>734526043
Dubs

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>>734526295
Consider this

>>734526398
>a cute baby with my "red_head" in her belly

>>734526398
nah just a cute redhead. but i don't think it will ever happen. Those odds are slim

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>>734526043
I know how you feel.
If you are the kind of person who would ask this question paired with this picture.

One day. It can happen, you just have to prepare yourself.

>>734526043
"You"
>take her back to my hotel room
> engage in sexual intercourse

>>734526043
About tree fiddy

>>734526043
A girl like you have in ur pic, to grow up with me without a shit brain.

Extremely ripped legs

>>734526043
You, my dear.

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>>734526043

a cute loli to fuck all day

>>734526740
Ayo lemme come with, cuz

>>734527125
Hnnng yes

>>734527197
Sure, I get the pussy first but we can rotate. Just make sure your balls don't touch mine durring the DP.

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>My room's just up here anon

>>734526043
Money, companionship, happiness, a purpose. Probably more.

>>734526043
Self-confidence, and energy/motivation.

>>734526043
Let's see...four highly successful children, hot woman who adores me, work for myself, good spiritual life, bachelor's, Master's and doctoral degree, all paid for by athletic and academic scholarships, debt free. Winning!

>>734526043
love

>>734527793
It's a trap, no one under 18 can buy their own hotel room.

>>734528868
School Trip

>>734528868
That's what clued you in? Lol.

>>734528263
lol oldfag

>>734528962
Still would mean multiple people would be in her room and possibly the teacher or a Shepard would be next door if not in the same room.

>>734529362
That means more lolis to bang and tension!

I used to wake up early on the weekends, when I had a weekend off, and wake my son up with a hug and kiss. Then we'd play video games, like Borderlands or Gears of war, til he'd say he was ready for breakfast. I'd ask him what he wanted to eat and it'd always be the same reply. Pancakes. So I would make pancakes on the weekends along with eggs, bacon, sausage, the works. Id always tease about how "dad" always made the best breakfast and they would quietly confirm because they knew it annoyed the hell out of mom. Deep down though, she knew it too. So we'd all sit and enjoy the "God tier" ( a term that my son and i used for awesome) breakfast dad made. That was my highlight of my werkends.
Nowadays I don't make breakfast anymore for anyone and the weekends are just another day. It was small things like that that I cherished the most. Going out somewhere or having a day off didn't make my weekends. Making a "God tier" breakfast for my family was the reason I looked forward to the weekend. Just had to get that off my chest. Thanks for listening.

>>734526043
I have everything except a daughter. would you like to be my daughter?

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So when are we lowering the legal age limit? Seems like maturity and puberty kicks in at around 6-7 these days.

>>734529528
Did they died?

>>734529528
If true that's nice, reminds me of my past with my family. Just being with my brothers and parents were the best memories I've had in my life. I miss it.

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>>734526043

Someone I can actually connect with

>>734530426
Your family.

If you spent more time with them instead of being a low tier edgefag.

>>734529871
>>734529960
Ex is keeping them from seeing me. It's been 3 months since I even heard voices. A song will come on the radio or I'll see a bag of chips at the store and will damn near break down but I can't because people wouldn't understand. I haven't been myself in a while

>>734526043
a piece a dat ass

>>734526043
Love from a woman

A satisfying career.

Legal weed.

>>734531872
this will lead to all others

>>734531117
Damn, why does she hate you so much?

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>>734527125

Imagine your cum dripping down that little face

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that girl looks awful young, OP.

>>734526043
A bullet in my head

>>734526043
my dog, RIP pupper

>>734531932
>legalizing weed will lead to legalizing heroin
>being this cucked by the War on Drugs
I don't mean to be a dick, my man, but that is a logical fallacy.

>>734529362

you must be a bunch of fun in real life

>>734531932
All drugs should be legal anyway

Would you rather violent gangs have control of the market or just normal ass businesses

>>734529028
Absolutely!!

https://youtu.be/1m49GSVqeOo ,

>>734533436
>using "winning" makes you an oldfag
kill yourselves, both of you

>>734533734
Literally this.

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>>734526043
jesus

>>734526398
Then you'll have an ugly little ginger baby that the other kids won't play with

>>734526043
Your phone number... Damn you're hotter than hell!

>>734528868
not a trap, but rather fbi

Dishonored 1: Game Of The Year Edition

>>734533308
I don't see how going to prison is fun. Avoiding it is much better. Nice try FBI

>>734526043
jailbait

>>734526043
a non-doomed romantic relationship

>>734526043
>"so what's missing from your life, anon?"
>That girl sucking on my morning wood like a hungry baby goat, everyday.

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This

What the fuck why are there suddenly so many pedos on /b/?

>>734534785
Oh you poor lost child.

>>734534785
This isn't reddit, you are not safe here.

>>734534785
When was your first time here? Yesterday?

>>734534785
we got perma-banned from the other place.

>>734534785
>suddenly
wat...

>>734534785
Summer 2016

>>734532601
You mean to old?

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>>734526043
>what's missing from your life
Everything I can imagine would make it even remotely worth living. I'm not exaggerating. I work, go home, take care of my disabled mom, get a little bit of sleep, then repeat. Been doing that for a decade now. My 20s passed me by. I have nothing to show for it.

I honestly wish I had never been born, but I'm too much of a coward to kill myself and don't want my mom to suffer more than she already has.

>>734529808
Saw this shit on Facebook. She was so sweet and adorable. I ain't no pedo so I don't wanna fuck her. I just hope she does well and goes far because she seems like a little sweetheart.

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>>734534785
>suddenly so many pedos on /b/

>>734532601
So much cum

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>>734531955
Clearly the woman was suffering from an inferiority complex coupled with a resentment of males (probably stemming from her father but snowballed from the numerous casual sexual encounters she'd had over the years).

As a woman she aw her husband's success t being a parent and realized she could do nothing but fail.

This is the most common reason wives build resentment of their spouses. It's pretty textbook, really.

>>734536337
Shit like this don't happen if the man smacks the bitch from time to time. Women secretly love a man that beats them.

>>734528971
Shepard?? Thanx noo phag

>>734531117
>It's been 3 months since I even heard voices.
>Ex is keeping them from seeing me.

Anon...

>>734536337
what's with all the psychologists on /b/ all of a sudden?

>>734537076
Most psychologists are unemployed.

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>>734527125

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>>734537076
>what's with all the psychologists on /b/ all of a sudden

>>734537222
checked the macfag

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>>734526043

money

I can live without all the other things. And I could buy most of them if had money anyway.

>>734537481
>Paper & origami?

>>734537222
That's funny. Racist non-whites will often attack whites just because they feel like it.

>>734537481
>That image.
Badly folded money and leather backgrounds rule the world?

>>734537681
it's common in any gang culture, racist or non-racist

just your angsty neighborhood no kids no wife neet

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hugs

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>>734526043
>>734526707
>>734527125
>>734527793
>>734532499
>>734532601

superteenz.com
youre welcome

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>>734538063
what's in here?

>>734537340
enjoy taking a screenshot, opening ms paint cropping, saving lol

how many steps

>>734538063
NOT TEENS

MODS PLS

>>734538322
viruses

>>734532692
I feel you anon :c

>>734538322
Spam>>734538322

>>734538406
>not knowing about snip
I already knew macfags were a little slow, but this?

>>734534785
SUMMER 16 BRUH, FUCK OUTTA HERE WE ALL PEDS FAM

>>734526043
Her clam filled undies on my face so the crotch rests on my nose and her cunt aroma is so strong i can smell her soul

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>>734538793
Yes anon

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>>734538793
>clam filled
wut?


>>734538322

>>734537052
>>734531955
She cheated with a co-worker, caught feelings and filed for a divorce. Divorce came with a restraining order that prevents all contact from her and the kids. This is all so she can save face and act like a victim for the courts. Of course I'm a bad dad, neglectful husband, ect. for her to get what she wants from the courts. I don't care what she does or paying child support. I just want to see my kids again.

>>734538977
short for 'chlamydia'.

>>734534785
You must be new… This isn't the place for you son…

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>>734538986

You're on 4chan.

whatever made you think you can raise another human being is beyond me, clearly you are deplorable scum.

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>>734539127
>posting that picture
>calling someone else deplorable
An hero FAGGOT.

>>734538899
I hereby still NICELY ask you to stop posting this picture.
This is my little brother in law, and indeed, he has down syndrome.
He struggled all his life with people that bully him and just a week ago he saw this picture online.
He didn't really understand it, so i had to make an excuse about what it was about. I said it was the lettre he got from santaclaus that said he was a very special boy and he would get an playmobile garage with shoppingmall..

But when i saw this, i got infurated. I showed my parents and sister, they were DISGUSTED.
I cannot even comprehend how sick you people are. Laughing about someones disabilities? Sick SICK ANIMALS.

No wait, even animals are better than you scum of the earth. At least they show compassion and love, unlike you BEASTS and TROLLS.

I've reported this picture to the admins and i also sent a mail to the Hostingprovider of this website.

DONT EVER, post this picture, OR ELSE..

>>734539127
I want to run my tongue along those pointy bits at the bottom

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>>734539275

>2017
>being offended by pixels
>ISHYGDDT

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right now some cheeze pizza

>>734539127
What am I looking at??

more jeep parts

A gun so i don't have you think about what my life misses anymore.

>>734539389
Are you trying to troll me or are you just retarded?
Because either you replied to the wrong post or you're having a stroke

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>>734527125

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>>734534785
it is easy to find the newfag

>>734539800
my nigga

>>734539729
horse foot without hoof

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>>734539416
>ISHYGDDT
you have to go back.

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>>734540070
yeah right here:

>>734539416
he's not even trying at this point.

>>734526707
have a seat right over there.

mods please delete this thread!

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>>734540359

>calls me disgusting for posting a picture of a denailed horse hoof
>i call him a bitch for being offended by pixels
>replies to someone else calling him a newfag
>calls me a newfag

damn kid, you should probably lurkmoar, i dont think this place is right for you.

>>734526043
>>734526707
>>734527125
>>734527793
>>734529808
>>734532499
>>734532601
>>734538014
>>734539709
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>734540556
There is free bread in here; get back in the kitchen.

>>734534785
Suddenly? I started coming here back in 05 *because of* the pedos.

Get the fuck outta here with this OP

>>734540633
Are you fucking autistic?
you god damn moron

>>734539127
Fair enough. This is the closest to social media I do and OP asked a question and I answered.

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>>734540611
I've been here since before you started masturbating to gay porn. Fucking newfag.

>>734540850
sorry meant for:
>>734540611

>>734526228
Or just 3

>>734540995
Just fuck already
>>734540611

>>734526043
>"so what's missing from your life, anon?"

Apparently my life is missing a 10/10 underage redhead with freckles and a look in her eyes that's saying "Please take me home and keep me in your basement mister, if we hurry we can be there before the Amber Alerts start"

>>734540733

Oh, hey William! How are things?

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>>734541488
He got offended because of some pixels. He's a newfag and needs to lurk moar, if you're troglodyte ass wants to defend someone like that you can fuck right off.

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>>734540995

I doubt it, little boy.

i was fapping to gay porn long before you were born.
shit, i remember icing my dads keyboard stealth fapping to some rupansansei shit posted on the overboard, damn sun micro got us the best tech, which is why i stayed indoors all the time, playin quake over gamespy servers with akira soundtrack in the background, my southpark kenny skin was great, and my winamp was custom, always remember the date i got my first own PC, SEPT 11TH 2001, great day, probably the best day of my life, i customized the shit out of it, got aim, mIRC, pidgin and ICQ all set up, burned all my music to CD off the family computer and ripped it to my music folder

then 4chan came around, fucking lowtax and his 10bux could fuck off, i hung about in the IRC mostly, lurked a lot before really posting here, i could get animoo images anywhere, but eventually random became random, at first it was used mainly to just dump random shit while we spoke in irc, sort of like uploading to imgur nowadays, then when it started growing, i eventually stopped talking in #4chan and just used the site instead.
so yeah, fapping to gay porn before you got here

Rip
https://youtu.be/9jLqLHTk-bY

>>734526043

A few milliliters of mercury for a K-57 fluid link. Without it, I'm stuck here.

>>734541592
M8 now yiur getting mad at ky pixels and you keep encouraging him with validation. Iriginally yes he was the faggot but now your both faggots because neither of you will stfu. Kill him then yourself. Win for everyone

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>>734541603
stop faggot. No one cares.
I'm not even that guy, but you sound autistic as fuck trying so hard to prove your an oldfag. An hero you waste of skin.

>>734541662
kek

>>734526043

Who are you, and what the hell are you doing at my table?

>>734541603
The cringe threads are elswhere, you really need to go to one of them ,you'd be a surefire hit.

>>734526043

A flat-chested, brown-eyed brunette who I can fuck on the regular and who won't tell my wife.

That's what's missing from my life.

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>>734541603
this is some retarded shit right here. You have too much time in your hands.

>>734541603

Fuck the haters. I kek'd.

9/7 would kek again

>>734541853
why does she have to be flat-chested? are you retarded or something?

Love

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>>734541924
>>734541603
samefag.

>>734526043
self esteem, money, love, sex, friendship and general happiness

>>734541499
Not William, but things are meh.

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>>734541498

>>734541959

>what is personal preference

Are you twelve or something?

>inb4 gay
>inb4 pedo

>>734542022
This

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>>734542016

Uh huh. Next you'll say I shooped it.

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>>734541924

mahnigga.gif

>>734542016
incorrecto

>>734541959
Because old hags with saggy tots are disgusting. Flat or just budding is just perfect.

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>>734542128

>>734542124
>on mobile
I'm the guy that made the post you keked at, and all I can tell you is that I don't need the help of a retarded newfag like you. You are the cancer killing /b/, leave and let us oldfags make /b/ great again, you retarded newfag.

>>734539709
Yes please

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>>734542206

>>734526043

A country for my people to exist in

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>>734526043
I'm not 2D

>>734542372
faggotland?

>>734526043
Doggy knot in my butt

>>734542434
Kek.

>>734533958
can confirm. this is why i hate white people.

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>>734542308

Are you really?

Are you really that guy?

because i don't think you are, nice try though

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>>734542199
>>734542056
faggots detected. Big titties are love, big titties are life.

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>>734542576

>>734542576
*pedos* detected.

There, fixed it for you.

>>734542541
what's that picture supposed to prove? Yes I made that comment.

>>734542541
ebin html skillz bro gotta stick cool anime pics on all guis cuz it looks rad

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>>734526043

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>>734542647

>>734542022
Pretty much.

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>>734542640
>flat chests do not sag

Not true. Whoever wrote this is a virgin.

>>734542747

i'm from the days when "she ebin /b/" was newfaggotry

>>734526043
cracking a cold one with the bois

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>>734542827
so that's like a couple of years ago, you fucking newfag retard. An hero.

>>734526043
A girlfriend that isn't lazy as fuck.

>>734542819
She is not flat. She has tits and is by definition, not flat.

>>734542768
Cow tits?

>>734526123
The reason is you

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>>734542206

This is pretty much what Dtrumpf said after he saw the Kathy Griffin pic.

>>734526043
a purpose

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>>734543081

>>734543169
Here I'll give you one:
Crush your enemies
Drive them before you
And hear the lamentations of their women

>>734542827
im ironically ironically ironically ironically ironically ironically ironically ironically ironically ironically ironically ironically ironically ironically using it

>>734542372

As an ethnic Kekistani, I feel your pain.

>>734542576
Men can have tits, tits are a subpar feature of females and far from the best.

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>>734542576

Tell ya what, brozinski. You can have the big titty women and/or ladyboys of all ages, and I'll just be happy over here with a nice slim, petite, brown-eyed brunette cisgendered XX chromosome female over the age of 18 with a working natural vagina and small, pointy diamond cutter tits, or even nice little tiny saggy slinkytits, with any kind of nipples, big, small, puffy, or pencil eraser types.
And if you want to sit there and hurl your little Chihuahua barks at me about somehow being gay and/or a pedo, that's fine but all you're really doing is screaming, "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!!!!!"

Pic related. Too bad she's gay.

>>734526043
That's an amazing question.

a cute blonde, blue eyed, chubby white grill to love me

>>734544288
wow you really gotta defend what little masculinity you have left huh queerboy

>>734531117
That's the only reason why i stay at home in spite of the constant quarrels, i couldn't survive a day whithout hugging my daughter

I wanna be someones baby

>>734529808
Not gonna lie she was adorable. 9/10 would cuddle and pat head.

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>>734534785
>suddenly

>>734546809

This is, was, and always has been our home. We were here long before your laws and your board and your internet ever was, and we will continue to exist long after your laws, your board, and your internet ceases to exist.

We are the lust to fuck innocence. To walk on untouched ground. It is ours, so help us Ray. The gold will be ours.

>>734546809
fucking kek

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>>734546809

>>734526043
money

>>734544288

That's Bob Dylan

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>>734541603
10/10 if not pasta

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>>734534785
>suddenly

>>734544461

Your wishful thinking does not phase me in the least. Irregardless, you're kind are a diamond dozen. For all intensive purposes, it's a doggie dog world out there, so I understand if your playing double's advocate.

>>734544431

Flat brunette lover here.

You see, I will not fault you for preferring a different type of woman than I do. I hope you find your chubby blue-eyed blonde sweety, and she's nice and the two of you live happily ever after.

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Where are all the hot lolis

>>734547161
cp laws have been around way before 4chan was made.

don't really get how being an oldfag is supposed to be cool anyway, it just means you're roughly 25 years+, an adult and still on a chinese image board shit posting and laughing at memes like a manchild, the older you get the more shameful it is still browse places like 4chan not the other way around, and as for being a pedo well that's already a reason to kys.