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Hi /b/ how do I get rid of them? Cutting off my dick is not an option

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Hi /b/ how do I get rid of them? Cutting off my dick is not an option
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kys
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Pick one.
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>>734523080
sandpaper
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>>734523080
You will have to get them medically removed. They basically just laser them off.

Let me warn you right now. Home remedy will not work and can really really REALLY harm your penis, so don't do it.
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>>734523080
Sandpaper
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>>734523080
why would you?
had girls sucking my dick that didnt notice they were there
just ignore em and then they be gone
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>>734523080
Nail clipper
Tweezers
Sharp Knife (no serrated)
Lighter
Salt + Ice
Butane (lighter GAS not zippo fluid)
Costic soda + water then douse in brown vinegar
Sand paper

These are all viable options but i would talk to a doc beforehand.
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Bicarbonate soda, mixed with anti fungal cream, get a light cream about 20ml, mix with 40ml of soda to make a paste cream, apply 4 times a day, thank me in 2 weeks.
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>>734523080
I have those and no one else seems to mind
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>>734523412
did a girl ever ask u what these are? what did you say then?
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>>734523080
Cut out your eyes.
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>>734523445
Not OP but I told her it was warts because even I don't know what they are.
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>>73452361
and she still had sex with you?
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>>734523080
They're called PPP or PPE or something. Nothing wrong with them, never seen a girl complain about them. A lot of men have this, A LOT. It's extremely common.
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Bitch those are natural. Stop being a fag about it. Some girls have stinky pussies no matter what or meat curtains. Everyone is different, just roll with it.
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>>734523649
Yeah, she was a bug catcher.
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Don't be retarded op. Women don't care. I had one girl ask about it, I said it's just a common skin thing and to not worry about it. I fucked her many times after that and she never mentioned or cared again.
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>>734523445
No ones ever asked but if they do, I'll just tell them they're not an STD or anything, just bumps
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>>734523617
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>>734523080
i got this too anon. not as bad as you tho. jus live with it or consult your heath care provider, not /b u fucktard
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>>734523080
those are normal some girls will question them but those are the girls who cant take a dick every whore in the business knows they are nothing.
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here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis
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youngmenshealthsite dot org/guides/pearly-penile-papules/
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>>734523080
Bleach, ammonia and then scrub with steel wool... There might be some tingling.
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>>734523080
Cut off your body
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>>734523080
They tend to grow on ppl who suck huge numbers of cock
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>>734523208
holy fuck

like


holy fucking fuck
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>>734523080
They're pearly penile papules you fucking faggot
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>>734523080
Have one of your black faggot friends suck em off u dirty little faggot
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>>734523080
I got them. My gf only noticed them after 2 years and after I told her it's just a skin thing everything was fine.

Don't mess with them, you're just thinking too much about it.
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>>734523080
op I have the exact same shit, you either fork out around 1.2k to get them gone via laser, or just accept them. I've been with 12 girls, been blown by 6 and none of them gave a single shit. Some even liked them and licked around the rim. Had a dude that pulled my foreskin back and just payed with them. When I was younger I tried a lot of home remedies, one time I slept with toothpaste over them. Next few days my dick skin shrivelled before falling off, now its less sensitive lol. They aren't even bad.
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>>734524220
Is this safe?
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>>734523208
Kek didn't know this was a YLYL thread
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OP here thank you guys for giving me some more confidence
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>>734523445
I just said pimply things hahaha she said she thought they were for sensitivity and they looked like taste buds hahaha then she blew me i wouldnt worry bro.
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>>734523445
>>734523617
>>734523961
>>734523080
These are a vestigial penile spines.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

They are harmless and there's no need to get rid of them. If ever a girl does notice and care you can just explain what they are, no need to mutilate yourself or no reason.

General info about penile spines:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_spines
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Shit, I was in derpression for, like, my entire childhood because of those dick-dots. Thought it was some deadly STD which I got by mistake. Like syphilis or smth. Was too scared to ask parents about it. Didnt spoke to girls and awaited my inevitable death. Man, I wish I had Internet back then.
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Every time a girl asked me what these were, I tell them it was back when our dicks had spines and that I'm a fucking animal. They love the pig dick.
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>>734523080
Why do you want to get rid of them?
You're just part of the 33% of men who have this evolutionary throwback.
They're a natural variation of a normal penis.
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>>734525752
I have them as well and never really stressed out about them when I was a kid/young teen cus I thought everyone had them.

When I did get bothered by them I just asked a dermatologist if they were normal and she told me they were, and I haven't been bothered by it since then.
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