Hey b. I'm kinda hungry but I have no idea how to cook.

>>734522102
Omlete with sliced sausage and peppers. Pineapple on the side

I spy a sausage and bell pepper omelette followed by a fruit salad.

Omelette recipe
1. Break eggs in bowl, discard shells
2. Dice bell pepper and sausage
3. ????????
4. Profit

Fruit Salad Recipe
1. Take fruit
2. Add to bowl

roast the hotdogs in a pan also chop a bit of the kabanos/salami and also roast in the pan.
use the fat and grease from the meat to make 2 sunny side up eggs and enjoy a nice breakfest and eat some fruits as a desert.

>>734522441
> fruits as a desert

Just let them dry out a bit first OP

yeah, go back to mexico.

>>734522102
> ouroboro recipe

1- stick the sausage in you anus
2.- sit your ass on the stove with the sausage mid hangin
3.- add some cheese
4.- eat directly from the source

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Ok going for the omelette. Decided to add some cheese as well, cut it so maybe it melts?

>>734522102
Step 1: Give up
Step 2: Pick up a phone
Step 3: Order a pizza

Repeat as needed

>>734522584
rollin for this

>>734522727
dont put the cheese on till after its done

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>>734522584
OP please do this

>>734522584
holy shit they say thats a really nice breakfast

>>734522102
-cut half of that chorizo into small "cubes"
-slice 1 or 2 of those
-in a pan with a little bit of oil cook the sausage for 2 minutes then add the chorizo.
-cook for 2 more minutes.
-crack a couple of eggs, add them to the pan and mix very well until cooked.

Salt should not be needed because of the chorizo but you can put some freshly grounded black pepper on if you have it

Bam, youre done
cooking time: less than 10 minutes

>>734522584
OP do this and post some pics

>>734522102
Aia e branza mea preferata

Gud shit.

Arunca toata carnea la caine/pisica, taie ardeiu ala felii, fa 2 ochiuri, taie jum de paine si multe felii de branza. Dupa ce se fac ochiurile le pui pe paine cu ardei si branza, arunci si o rosie daca ai si bum, super sandvis

>>734522908
>>734522727
Kek

>>734523200
Post in English you fucking trog

>>734522984
fuck
in the second step I wanted to say "dice 1 or 2 of those sausages

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Ok something is cooking. Added some onion too I guess because why not

>>734523322
it looks like vomit... i pity you

>>734523427
youve obviously never cooked eggs before

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Flipped it too...somewhat. added cheese slices at the end, right?

>>734523589
looks like its gonna turn out well anon. enjoy your breakfast

>>734523322
slices are too big, you want small diced little bites, alternatively you can make an incision that looks like a T with another line down the bottom in the sausage, fry it up and it will "flower" open, Then add the cheese and onion in the little pocket it's created and wack that cunt on some fresh bread rolls. Bbq sauce if you feel like it

>>734523589
practice makes perfect but that's what we call scrambled eggs

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Final result, thanks guys.

>>734523322
Next time fry the sausage pieces slightly brown in oil before adding the egg. Pre-fry the onions too, but not as long as the sausage, you just want them glassy, not black. This way you can bring out the full roast flavor of those two ingredients without burning the egg in the process.

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U could always just buy a meal for one

>>734523983
>Thanks for making me realize it was morning and I had eggs.

OP you are a failure

>>734524130
Depressing and delicious.

My two favorite things.

I'm going to go die in a fire now.

>>734524050
Yeah I made this mistake too the first time I cooked this.

>>734524130
looks gud

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>>734524130
and for dessert

how many eggs did you use?

>>734525272
5

>>734524130
This is the saddest thing I've seen on /b/, well done nigger

>>734525272
3 eggs