Once and for all - size MATTERS. Woman like to assuage the guilt

>>734519352
K.

So you should just kill yourself if you don't have an above average dick?

>>734519352
(You)

once you realize it doesn't matter what they like and all you should focus on is your pleasure, that is when you'll start to crack outta that beta shell you neck bearded faggot

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Are you turning this into a dick rate thread ?

Of course physicality matters.

The big but here (no pun intended) is that it is gross when it's gorilla man vs white beauty.

Keep the bestiality shit off 4chan.

>>734519451
>>734519427
>>734519411
>>734519427
>>734519451
>>734519451
>>734519488
>>734519519
>>734519521

Thx for bumping keep going till bump limit withou you newfag we couldnt do this thx a lot

Who cares. The only reason you are even fucking breathing right now is to transfer dna through semen, you're just a storage for data and nothing more. Stop for a second, step away from reality, and think about the bigger picture for once. Why you are even here

Do we really need this thread numerous times each day?

>>734519611
>Chekked
That could be said for any thread these days anon

>>734519352
awww look at poor OP. He's not confident in his little noodle so he decided to post on /b/ <3

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>>734519544
Disqualified

>>734519352

Annnnnnnnd she's got aids. Sad times.

>>734519993
Was just writing a similar thing - any wonder the transmission rates are so high with that bullshit going on

>>734519352
HOW CAN ANYBODY BE THIS AUTISTIC? The fucking Andy Sixx log guy is a Chad by comparison. Spam somewhere else faggot, sagedsagedsagedsaged

>>734520095

It's kinda why they say "once you go black you never go back"

Cuz no one else wants your aids.

What a world we live in right?

>>734519352
>that destroyed vag
Jesus Christ

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>>734519352
seriously lol no one cares about you cucking yourself

>>734520182
Agreed.

You can lead a horse to water...

>>734519352
Shape matters as well, i'd say just as much. My BF is average, but curved and it hits my g-spot really well.

That said, i love feeling full or stuffed, and it's a sensation that a really big dick can provide that smaller ones can't. The fullness feels nice because it's this pressure on all of the clitoral complex at once that you can't get away from. That sensation of stretching can be really erotic, and looking down to see that you've worked this huge thing into you is also a huge turn on. I think you have to enjoy a deep, almost massaging sensation to really enjoy the feeling of big dicks.

My ex was quite a bit bigger than my current BF, but it has its pros and cons. Unless i was super horny it hurt and it was very frustrating because i would usually get a bit sore

Between my ex and my current BF i slept around for a bit (5 guys in a year or so). One of them had a pencil dick which was not good. Not only did it look ugly, but it felt really weird as well

One of the guys though was HUGE, i suppose 8,5-9 inches and really thick. I'd have to admit i O'd REALLY hard in the end (probably the strongest i've had), but the overall experience, especially the first 5 minutes was not pleasant at all. I'm not kidding when i say i struggled walking the next day and i was sore for almost 3 days

So to sum it up
>Pencil dicks: Bad
>Average ones: Good
>Big ones: Awsome/terrible

>>734519427

Yea...what's the point without? think about it.

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>>734519352
>Once and for all - size MATTERS.
It's true. Hearing a chick mutter "holy fuck" when she first unpacks your huge dick is the best.

>>734520523
timestamp female bodypart for proof

>>734520523

Shh.Don't tell these guys the truth...it's all about "who cares what women want" up in here

>>734519352
We have this thread every single day.
>MENTAL ILLNESS
>E
>N
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>A
>L

>I
>L
>L
>N
>E
>S
>S

Looks up sales for dildo sizes,

mystery solved,
> avg dildos are most buyed from women
> larger than avg most buyed by men

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>>734520898
>buyed
Oh dear

>>734520523
hits your what now?
Your imagined "g-spot" that has been scientifically disproven a million times? NIcE!!

>>734520874
We have every thread every single day

>and yet we still come

>>734520987
No full stop, brah, finish those sentences.

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>>734521039
Wat

>>734521110
*What?

>>734520997
>[citation needed]

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>>734521132
Hwat

>>734520523
what is your body type? height/weight

>>734519352

Sure, size matters, but most nu-males set the bar so low in every other way that aside from the random genetic lottery of ending up on the far-side of the penis-size-bell-curve, it really doesn't take that much to stand apart.

I mean, not being a literal cuck goes pretty far. Not being afraid of hard labor helps a lot. Not constantly bitching and whining is pretty rare anymore. Not having a laundry list of "mental disorders" that you use to excuse shitty work ethic, or a list of genders to distract from your lack of personality, even more so. If you can be a functional adult and not basically a petulant child, women basically throw themselves at you after a certain age.

>>734520538
Nah. She's probably momentarily caught off guard by your fat and flabby thighs

>>734519352
You've never actually talked to a woman about this, or anything else for that matter, have you now, OP? Go fill yourself.

>>734520523
I'm surprised at this post. I thought pencil dicks were preferred for anal, but I guess you must have trained with ever-larger butt plugs whilst wearing your cage

>>734521658
And still, you're here, browsing /b/.

>>734521869

I'm taking a shit at work. When you get paid to shit, you may as well also get paid to shitpost.

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>>734520101
Thanks man.

What do I care about how she feels

>>734520701
Can't i'm in a lecture
>>734520997
It does exist, 2-3 inches in, on the upper wall
>>734521416
Average, 5,5 and 120.

>>734522067
Any more than a mouthful is a waste.

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>>734519352
yeah, and random people on the internet cares about people's feeling before they post things. if this was true, then all girls online would say the same as you claim. only fat chicks love big dicks. that's why all black chicks are fat because it's evolution. 6-7 inches and you're basically good. want to please the land whales, you'll need heavy duty equipment. that's true for maybe except for anal. then size matters I guess, but niggers don't have the indigence to differentiate between a rectum and a vagin anyway. plus I don't know cause I'm not a faggot.

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White boys are lying to themselves. Its fucking hilarious.

White girls DO NOT WANT TINY DICKS. This is why they are openly telling everyone they are exclusive to big BLACK cock only.

>>734519352
this thread has been up for 1hour 20mins come on newfags keep baiting we can easily 3-4hours

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so this is really happening?wow

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>>734523455

I have a thing for finding unsatisfied women and funking them senseless. When I hear things like "I love how big you are" I think about their unsuspecting bf and cum buckets.

>>734523192
You are gay. Nobody cares what you think Lance.

>>734523192
more of this slut

>>734519352
My dick is average size and my girl fucking loves it I make her cum as she has a really sensitive puss puss she will spray but it's when I lick her pussay she loves it she sprays all in my mouth and face so no you don't need a big dick

>>734523192
Black men can have the sluts and fat chicks

I prefer crazy chicks myself. Ever fuck a girl while she's actively hallucinating that you're a demon? Fun stuff.

>>734519352
Bullshit. Have you pushed a baby sized object out of one of your orifices? Shit takes time. Super sized dongs are nice to think about but super unrealistic.

Weak bait. Been done. GTFO newfag.

>>734519352
I don't think some girls even realize how true this is.

My wife cums so much harder when I'm hard enough to touch her cervix. I would love to see her lose her mind for a really enormous cock,

>>734523455
>>734523501
Makes sense. Pushing race-mixing and white inferiority conditioning propaganda like the degenerate subversive cucks they really are.

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>>734519570
whoa are you a professor?

>>734519352
Op is obviously a tumblr grill, tits or GTFO

>>734519352
The British Police are the best in the world
I don't believe one of these stories I've heard
'Bout them raiding our pubs for no reason at all
Lining the customers up by the wall
Picking out people and knocking them down
Resisting arrest as they're kicked on the ground
Searching their houses and calling them queer
I don't believe that sort of thing happens here
Sing if you're glad to be gay
Sing if you're happy that way
Pictures of naked young women are fun
In Titbits and Playboy, page three of The Sun
There's no nudes in xxx News our one magazine
But they still find excuses to call it obscene
Read how disgusting we are in the press
Telegraphs, people and Sunday Express
Molesters of children, corruptors of youth
It's there in the paper, it must be the truth
Sing if you're glad to be gay
Sing if you're happy that way
Don't try to kid us that if you're discreet
You're perfectly safe as you walk down the street
You don't have to mince or make bitchy remarks
To get beaten unconscious and left in the dark
I had a friend who was gentle and short
He was lonely one evening and went for a walk
Queerbashers caught him and kicked in his teeth
He was only hospitalised for a week
Sing if you're glad to be gay
Sing if you're happy that way
So sit back and watch as they close all our clubs
Arrest us for meeting and raid all our pubs
Make sure your boyfriend's at least 21
So only your friends and your brothers get done
Lie to your workmates, lie to your folks
Put down the queens and tell anti-queer jokes
Gay Lib's ridiculous, join their laughter
'The buggers are legal now, what more are they after?'
Sing if you're glad to be gay
Sing if you're happy that way

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>>734523986
Post your wife.

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>>734523986
Homies over hoes, homies over hoes
Homies over hoes, homies over hoes
Do the homie! Do the homie!
Do the homie! Do the homie!

[Verse 1]
You never catch the 'lish, rollin with no bitch
Cause bitches ain't shit, you saw my crew is thick
Whole bunch of knuckleheads, the bald heads and dreads
Nigga, we hatin on them hoes like we hate the feds
Bitch, can't you see?! Fall back away from me
Me and my niggas bumpin CHEST in the VIP
Now bump it to the left, and bump it to the right
Cause when you do the homie, nigga got to do it right

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
Uh..
Cause bitches be trouble, be havin niggas beefin
You trickin on that ho, and yo' niggas ain't eatin
She pushin yo' whip, spendin all yo' cash
Yo' homie got shot up, while you was in dat ass -- BEEITCH!!

>>734519352
6 inches and I've made all my sexual partners climax through penetration.

It's really not that hard.

>>734519352
I know this will come as as urprise to all you male virgins who watch too much porn... but there are females on this board, and without wanting to use that to gain attention (so no, I won't GTFO and I won't post tits - unless you all post pics of yourselves with traceable dox and sharpies up your poopers) but I will say what any woman will tell you - too big is just too damn big.

I hada guy with a eight inch cock - not too thick, but pointy. fucking was awful. he hurt my cervix. I had a guy with a seven inch thing that was like a coke can. no way. not in a hundred years. My husband (yes, I am allowed to browse the net without his supervision, we are partners not master adn slave) has a normal five inch, cock with a diameter of about an anch and a bit - never measured the thing - which is more than good. I multiple orgasm almost every time we make love. I can ride on him and press all the way down to rub my clit on his pubic bone, and feel totally filled. he can pound me as hard and deep as he likes without causing me pain or making me scared he will hurt me.

normal cocks ftw. Anyone telling you otherwise is lying.

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>>734519352
for fucks sake jerome women do not, i repeat do not frequent this place
(although your probably to dumb to understand the above)

we know you want a woman
so get off of your laptop you stole whilst riding your stolen bike and go and fuck some black women

k

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>>734524118
Ok.

>>734519352
Why is her shit so black? She should got see a Dr. about that.

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>Once and for all
>the same thread like over 9000 times a day
Sommerfags.

This is a cringe thread, right?

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>>734524478

>>734519352
Fucking THANK YOU!

>>734520727
+1
>lol'd

>>734519352
your thread is the tiny penis of 4chan
there will be better threads than this

>>734519521
This ^

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>>734524618
Ahemhemaherm
Mimimimimiiiii
I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU! A HUGE SUPPLY OF TISH COMES FROM MY CHOCOLATE STARFISH, HOW ABOUT SOME SCAT YOU LITTLE TWAT?

>>734524609
Been searching for today's shitty race bait thread?

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>>734519352
Wow, you must be really confident as a human male to make a post like that!
Good luck, buddy!

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>>734524710
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU'LL SURVIVE HERE? YOU DON'T SEEM TO KNOW WHICH CREEK YOU'RE IN. SWEET CORN IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES IT THROUGH MY REAR, HOW DO YOU THINK I KEEP THIS LOVELY GRIN?

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>2017
>not gay
lol

>>734519352
>MENTAL ILLNESS
>E
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>I
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>L
>N
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>S

>>734524764
looks like you really "conkered" this thread

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>>734524822
Why do you even have this on your HDD?
You got some issues that need resolving, bud.

>>734524902
/thread

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>>734524890
NOW I'M REALLY GETTING RATHER MAD. YOU'RE LIKE NIGGLY TICKLY SHITTY LITTLE TAG NUT. WHEN I'VE KNOCKED YOU OUT WITH ALL OF MY BAB, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR HEAD AND RAM IT UP MY BUTT!

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>>734524922
>>734524890
>>734524848
>>734524822
>>734524762
Why the fuck would you even save this onto your computer?
How fucking lonely are you, dude?

>white
>decent sized penis
>size matters
>niggers have bigger dick on average
> irrelevant because so do horses
>some chicks are into beastiality
>saying soze doesn't matter is the equivalent of announcing you have a small penis.

Done foever. Go forth and spread the truth.

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jelly crackas

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>>734524971
We're all gay, and it's okay
'Cause gay means happy and happy means gay.
We're not sad anymore, cause we're out the closet door.
It's okay, hey, to be gay

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>>734524985
kek, look at the name/link of those images

>>734519352
Girl I'm in a FWB relationship with. According to her it only happens when I'm around her and touching her. But she has almost instant orgasms. I keep asking if they are faked or whatnot. But she acts as surprised as me. My cock isn't too long. Only 6.6. But it's extremely girthy. But like yesterday. I just rubbed her for a minute and she had an orgasm. I stopped counting at 40 during sex. I was the second guy she had been with ever.


Anybody know what's going on. I would say she is faking it. But there is a lot of evidence against it.

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>>734525061
Bombs are flying people are dying
Children are crying politicians are lying too
Cancer is killing, Texaco's spilling
The whole world's gone to hell but how are you?

I'm super, thanks for asking
All things considered I couldn't be better I must say
I'm feeling super no, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're, don't you think I look cute in this hat

I'm so sorry Mr.Cripple
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now.
Because I'm feeling so insanely super
That even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down

He's super thanks for asking
All things considered, he couldn't be better he must say

I'm super no, nothing bugs me everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat these little pants
This matching tie that I got at Vogue

I'm super in the barracks and the trenches as well
Stick 'em up Big Gay Al says do ask do tell
Skittles yes he's super and he's proud to be gay okay
Everything is super when you're gay, when you're gay

>>734524832
Robust argument

>>734525003
nobody is jealous of you

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Imagine having all theses images on your computer, like what the fuck are you even doing with your life?

It's just pictures of dicks, are you gay or something?

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>>734525168
u mad?

>>734525126
They are the. Nearly cut you in half with her skinny thighs kind of orgasms. Or suffocate you with thighs

>>734525183
Nubian
Intellect
Generates
Gay
Excitement
Rapidly

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If you like black cocks so much why would you even care what wjmen want?

>>734524743
Just love hearing the siren song of betas titled "size doesn't matter".
>white
>proud
>size does matter

>>734525251
Negros
Instantly
Generate
Gay
Enthusiasm
Really

>>734524378
kek. that dudes dick isn't even big.

Niggers are disgusting go back to tumblr cuck.
Donkeys have bigger dicks but nobody will fuck them because they are wild animals
Same goes for niggers

>>734525267
Non
Intelligent
Ghanaians
Gayley
Excited
Retards
Swiftly

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Some faggot tranny kid with a mental problem keeps posting his dumb little fetish.

Good for you, mate.

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>>734519352

Niggers are subhuman Filth who have to rape to get white girls. Nigger bitches are disgusting hippos

>>734519352
Guys with truly big dicks are usually premature ejaculators

>>734525340
Now
It's
Given
Gay
Eritreans
Repost
Schmeckies

>>734519352
Basement dwelling virgin detected...

>>734525373
Newly
Internetted
Gay
Gaboons
Excite
Repressed
Schmendricks

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>>734525495
The autism is strong with this one

>>734524378
Ironically it will just looks like shit is going into your wife

It's so funny how insecure blackmen are towards white men. It's almost sad.

>>734524971
That chick on the right is pasing a huge turd. Did she eat Chipotle?

>>734526343
>>734526227

I'm old.

Even if you have a big dick, you should be really concerned if you're in a relationship with a woman who is preoccupied with dick size. It doesn't bode well for her future fidelity, even if you're rocking a 9" coke can. Literally only retarded teenagers and degenerate fetishists even care.

You will someday reach an age where you realize it's no use caring about what some slut harpy who is just going to steal your money and do fucked up things to you for no reason at all prefers.

If you're a remotely quality person, it doesn't matter if you have a tiny dick, or bad hygiene, or even if you're fat and ugly. You can still bang attractive if you know how to talk to them.

>>734519352

Oh look it's the "muh dick"-thread again.

>>734526666
Muh dik? I thought this was a gay pride thread....

>>734526526
He speaks the truth. Eventually you get married then the value of sex takes a nose dive. The end goal of all anons should be like oldfag here. Eventually everytime you have sex with your wife you both close your eyes and visualize sex with anyone else no matter how attractive your significant other is.
Gold standard to life here people.
Dignified resentment.

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>>734519352

>>734520523
how does /b/ not know this pasta?

ooohhh they're shills

>>734520538
I've got a dick that's disproportionately big compared to my body size, it's fun hearing people say "how the fuck is it so big?"

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>>734519352

>>734520523
Where are you from?

>>734524563
That's a black dude in a cock cage. Am i supposed to feel inferior? Cause i don't.

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>>734529529