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Tell me your secrets /b/.... You are completely anonymouse.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Tell me your secrets /b/....

You are completely anonymouse.
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i am OP.
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>>734499305
I should've known better than to cheat a friend
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>>734499536
I am OP and I forgot to say I suck cocks
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>>734499604

lol. i have never sucked a cock.
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I shot the sheriff
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>>734499305
I fap to these threads / sometimes
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>>734499766

what have you fapped to?
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this one time i accidentally my 7yo sister with my dick
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>>734499976

this is ok if you were not too old.

like not older than 25.
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I am joke about being depressed when I actually do want to kms
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>>734500083
i was 19
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i want to fuck my sister doggystyle until she cums
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>>734500162

you a terrible person. tell us in graphic detail how this happened so we can all condemn your actions.
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>>734500241

post a picture of your sister.
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I want to fuck my aunt relentlessly for hours, then cuddle afterwards.
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>>734499588
>>734499766
>>734499844

Usually dubs, but some green texts stories.

Depends on how well written.

These are my second favorite threads
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>>734500507
whats first fav to fap to?
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>>734500507

some are real.
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>>734500876
>>734500702

I like the first sexual experiences threads
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>>734501144

do you have any stories of your own?
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>>734500241
I DID fuck my sister doggystyle until she came
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>>734501419
greentext? got pics of her?
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I love a light whiff of ass during doggy style
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>>734499305
I self-identify as a sociopath, and will probably end up committing murder in my lifetime.
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>>734501304
Mines bland
>be me
>dating is expensive
>beer and bros are not
>drink, smoke, sports, etc…

>senior year, meet junior
>typical HS make outs

>ff to my graduation
>next time i see her…

MFW When lost virginity on Father's Day in the back seat of my dads car

Pulled a muscle in my back and spent two mos in physical therapy

That puss though
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>>734501478
I wish it were a good enough story. Honestly, it kind of sucked.
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>>734501740
but you made her cum, must not have been that bad. just tell it m8 and post her pics
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>>734501709
>Pulled a muscle in my back and spent two mos in physical therapy

hahaha. i believe you because of something that happened to me. funny story anon. :)
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my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car
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>>734501795
Too stupid to not be true,

Would do again
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I have put on an act my whole life, I am a different person when talking in front of my family, or in front of my friends. I faked symptoms to my doctor who diagnosed me with a disease that gives me disability rights. I have multiple accounts on many sites linked to multiple email addresses for the sake of pretending to be someone else and lying just to see what people would do
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>>734501938

>me.
>23.
>sex with sister.
>cum so on her pubic bone that hard muscle between testicles and anus cramps up.
>true story.
>would do again too.
>in a second or half a second.
>or half half a second.
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>>734501648

kill bad people. like dexter.
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>>734502105

it sounds like a lot of work. what do you get out of it? why do you do it?
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>>734502304
I just like seeing how people react when I'm being someone completely different. It's fascinating. Sometimes I would ask the same person the same question but at different times under a different name under an entirely different circumstance and get different answers.
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I let my niece shower with me a couple hours ago, nothing sexual/"bad" happened though. We have done it a lot of times before also.
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I like to let my 2 stepdaughters see my hardon.
I wear boiler shorts and get my cock good and hard so it can clearly be seen
If I notice one of them looking I twitch it do it bobs up and down
The more they look the harder I get sometimes it almost hurts and twitches on it's own
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>>734503114
their ages? what do they say?
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>>734503114
more details
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Terrible childhood. Too much abuse. Be male, passed around to different people.

Now I'm adult. Havent had sex in 10 years, back when I was 12. I want to fuck but hate people and don't like being touched. I think any sex I had now would be pretty fucked up tier anyway. I get offers, am decent enough looking, but I always cock block myself. Wanna take myself out, won't do anything though coz too much of a pussy. Just not looking forward to 60-70 years of this.
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>>734499305
In the last fortnight my mother passed away, I have slept with three women and had a pay rise to 95k
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>>734499305
Im 24 and hung up over a 17 yo
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>>734503247
8yo and 10yo, I know I'm a perverse pig with no reasonable excuse apart from it just turns me on
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>>734499305
My secret:

>be me, clean shaven, and conservative short hair cut. needing to buy some weed.
> new to the area, so naturally I go to the bad part of town.
> see acouple a guys hanging out by a head shop.
>walk in, there are some others in the store.
>casually ask a stoner where to score.
>tell me go around the block to the rear of the blue house.
>I do and there is a person there.
>Casully ask where to score some weed.
>previously, I have been mistaken for a cop, and now is no different.
>stranger says, prove your not a cop.
>I'm a bit of a fetishist, and carry around a small penis shaped mouth gag.
>I get on my knees infront of this stranger and pop the gag in my mouth. Its black, about 1 inch, and its stubby shaped head fits nice. It comes with leather straps, but I just hold it in my mouth usually and drive around with it.

cnt?
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I fucked four family members & out the hard moves on two more.
I got a married woman pregnant.
I fucked Gene Simmons' mistress.
I fucked the mother of a US Astronaut.
I fucked a mature Porn star.
A Las Vegas Showgirl Legend.
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>>734504687
yee
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>>734504687
No ones gonna say no to this...
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>>734504648
lol
that's just pathetic
have some dignity, ffs
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>>734505059
I'm 30 and hung up over a 16 year old.
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>>734504746

contd:

>So I pop the gag out, and show him the shinny black shaft and head. Its shiny from my mouth wetness, and I start to get turned on.
>I stand up, put the gag away and he sells me some weed that looks pretty good. It smells like pine or even pine sole wich is supposed to be good.
>I give him my burner number and go home.
>weed was good, but a week later I'm out, driving around, getting aroused by wearing the e gag in its full leather harness.
>I get the idea to score more weed with my friendly stranger.
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I record my farts on my phone. I have over 200. Number 26 is the best.
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>>734505447
That's so /b/...
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>>734505447
can you post number 26?
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>>734505636
How
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>>734505684
put it on soundcloud maybe? might as well upload the whole collection
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> I call him up. Since its a burner with no name, I have to identify myself by indicating what I did behind the blue building.
>"I'm the guy that put that small plastic dick in my mouth, remember?"
>I tell him, I need some more, so he tells me to meet him at a location, not far from the head shop.
>the distance is aways and I'm driving local, so I hit all the stops signs.
>At one stop sign there is a man around 5'10, 30's and he notices me sucking the gag in and out, and comes up to the car door. I'm so turned on by him watching me behave lewdly. I feel my jeans get tighter and hot around my crotch, and I get nervous.
>the light turns green, and I proceed but I'm really turned on. I keep the gag in my mouth.
>I need gas, so I go to the service station where some cute guys work, and I pull in to full service.
>The gag is out of my mouth but its resting, shaft and head up, on the center console in full view of the who ever comes to the window.
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I ate her edibles all of them and regret nothing
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I turned 22 today, always go all out with complex, multiple-stage, surprise birthdays for my friends and roommates. Tried to pretend like birthdays for me is no big deal, literally one coworker said happy birthday. All of my friends don't care. Idk, thought I was being humble about this, but in reality feels bad man, pretty damn bad.
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>>734505912
>guy comes up to the window. asks what I need.
>fill it up.
>I catch him noticing the gag on the center console. I notice a sly smile, but its all biz after that.
>I continue to the location of my friendly dealer, all the while poping the gag in and out, licking the head.
>I arrive and pocket the gag, and walk towards an alley. There is a door with out a lock on it, and the building looks abandoned. I don't go in, instead I call the dealer on the burner. He answers and tells me he is inside.
>I go inside, and he is leaning against some abandoned counter.
>"Hey, I ran dry, got anymore pot?"
>"Show me your not a cop".
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I only buy items at steep discounts.
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> be me femanon 8
> live a block from the beach, allowed to go there on my own
> sitting enjoying sun and pepsi
> need to pee
> go into disabled toilet
> see woman on her knees sucking guy off
> his cock looks terrifying
> I'm staring in shock
> they freak, 'close goddamn door'
> I run home crying
> dad says hey pumpkin what happened
> 'I fell and hurt myself'
> he goes to hug me
> I shrug back, suddenly realise he's got one of those evil looking things
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The cake isn't actually a lie.
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>>734507014
how scared of dicks are you now
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>>734506636
>I take out the gag from my pock, and play with the bulbous head. I watch him, watching me lick and suck the penis shaped gag.
>I get on my knees, and put the whole harness on this time. My mouth is stuffed full, I'm completely turned on because I have a huge oral fixation. I glance at his jean crotch.
>He's light skinned black guy, 5'11 or so, not skinny nor fat. He pushes off from leaning on the abandoned counter, and approaches me.
"You want to buy some weed"
>I'm gagged and spit is pooling, but I manage an affirmative grunt. The spittle is leaking out, but my crotch is on fire, and heart is racing.
>He's standing two feet from me, so I grab his zipper tag on his jeans and pull it down. I don't know how he will react. I'm a little scared, but mostly, I have a single focus of doing one thing.
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>>734499305
I once took my cat in a sack and shot her twice in the head with .22 lr. But she started moving inside, anyway I took a knife and stabbed her 10-15 times until it stopped. Killing makes hungry.
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>>734507068
Haha. Got triggered for a while, especially coz I was forced to bj cousin two years later. Think I'm a dyke now. That's probably why.
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>>734507086

>I fish his dick out with my left hand, and pop the straps on the gag.
>spit has pooled and I don't want to dribble it on my shit, so I swallow a bit. Leaning forward I take him in my mouth while he's getting erect. His heat is throbbing on my tongue, and I start to taste his leak.
>I pull him in and out a bit, then jerk him for a bit.
>"I'm close"
>I put the gag back in my mouth and try to stuff his dick along with it. He starts to cum, on my stretched lips, and on the gag. I swallow most of it.
>his dick, shiny from my spit matches the sheen on the penis shaped gag.
>My oral fetish is real and difficult to deal with, especially after stuffing his dick and the gag in my stretched mouth, so I also cum, but in my pants without even touching myself.

>I get up, and he gives me an extra 20 daollar weed with my purchase.

This happened two months ago. I still have some weed left, but I'm running low. A couple of times, I've gotten gas, and the same fellow always comes to my window and sees the gag, but nothing ever comes from it. Thats it. Thats my secret.
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>>734507243
You don't mind green texting that for us pls? Just so we can decide if you should be so fucked up by that event. You should probably include important details that will help us cum, I mean come to our conclusion.

Ty in advance.
Some who didn't tell you for tits or gtfo.
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I always fantasize and want to fuck my GF's sister.
A gorgeous, skinny but fit 19-year-old with small perky boobs.
She is always wearing no bra, and sometimes she plays with her T-shirt allowing me to see those blessing nipples.
Moreover, it looks like she is constantly touching herself. And this drives me crazy.
The other day I caught her vibrating while having her hand in-between her legs. Then she looked at me, blushing in embarrassment, but with a strange look on her face.
I swear to god that one of these days that I'm gonna fuck her sweet ass up if she keeps doing so!
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sometimes i bump threads
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>>734507849
> OC while beating her, pls
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I think you're a little slut.
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>>734507716
This is the gag I use. Drivng around with it... the chance to be discovered. I get some weird looks from folks on the other side of the street. I don't think its unhealthy mentally wise. I don't know why I have that oral fixation. I'm not fat, and don't over eat.
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When I was 17 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, were also fuck buddies for quite a while
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I paid her $50 a few weeks ago for about 10 nude pics and two vids of her playing with herself.
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Pot is a crime on most states, and driving around with a gag in your mouth is a potential distraction. I would never do any of that. I just wrote that to see if I can write stories and stuff. No homo.
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>>734508082
I tried to push my GF to have a threesome one day, and then asked if it was okay if we did it with her sister, while she was there. I think little sis got enthusiast that day. Because she kept being gentle and always smiling at me. Which is not usual.
Whenever comes the day I'll do so!
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I fucked a guy after eating his ass 9 months ago
Less than a month ago I sucked dick and got fucked in the ass, he came in me
>Both were random people from Craigslist
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Dyke returns. OK I'll green text one more time.
> 2 years later
> best friend also my cousin
> always visiting
> they have pool
> summer break
> her brother back from first year at uni
> he's OK always nice to me
> one day I visit, only him and her there
> he says why not have a swim
> I keep swimmers there, no problem
> he gets in with us, play dive bomb and shit
> spends lots of time rubbing against me, has me sit on his shoulders and stuff
> mood changes I'm not sure, feel strange all of a sudden
> he holds me against side of pool feeling me up
> tell him I don't like it stop tickling me
> he pretends nothing happens swims away
> 2 mins later her back in.
> picks me up, hand all over my pussy
> kinda feels nice, but know its not good
> he tries it again, this time, hand stays there and feels around
> he's rubbing me outside swimmers maybe 15 seconds, I'm scared freeze up
> his sister is right there and doesnt know
> start getting tingly
> his hand pulls aside elastic. Rubs finger along my slit.
> I jump up because electricity and go to his sister
> i m not happy bout this but don't think I can say anything, but also felt kinda nice
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I'm about to be added to the sex offender registry for fucking my daughter
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i tried to slice my throat open when my friend was only 2 feet away from me and the only thing that stopped me was how lazy i am
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>>734502125
>that hard muscle between testicles and anus

I literally just learned today that this muscle is called the bulbocavernosus.

It fucking hurts when I jump down from a fence or a high step.
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>>734499305
i can fap to every thread on 4chan
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>>734508823
Any more stories? details?
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>>734508956

see. not lying. thanks!
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>>734508823
> he swims up again this time he suggests a game of who can hold breath longest
> we all have turns
> on my 3rd time underwater I notice something different. His cock is out of his shorts, its standing up
> I'm not in the mood anymore
> he swims next to me and we all hang on the side of the pool.
> he's right next to me hand around my arse, again I can't say anything
> fingers all over my crotch, gives me a little smile
> this time he's rubbing me from the front over my swimsuit
> his sister still has no idea
> she says shes had enough. Great I'm outta here
> she and I fuck off back inside
> she goes to her room to get changed
> I have drawer full of clothes in spare room downstairs go in there and strip off
> standing there naked rubbing myself with a towel when the door opens
> its him

I feel ikky telling this coz I know you fucks will be fapping. Will give you the concluding text in a moment.
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>>734508559
Lena?
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>>734508823
>>734509504
I'm sorry that happened OP, and for being a degenerate.
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I'm willing to try some gay stuff to see if i like it..I'm really lonely bros
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>>734499751
Did you shoot the deputy?
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>>734499305
I live alone abroad and hire escorts whole night every 2-3 weeks or so, including MDMA roughly every 4 weeks.
Ive done this constantly since I moved in summer 2015.
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>>734510020

it sounds like a good life. do you like it?
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>be dumb 21 year old self
>depressed over brake up with 10/10 girlfriend
>start drinking heavily and getting strange wherever i can
>drunk one night as usual
>gay friend has been trying to get with me for years
>fallowing me around like love sick puppy
>fuckitsexissex.gif
>try to fuck him on couch after eveeyone leaves/passes out
>soft as can be
>try to get hard for a hour
>think of ex
>iamashardasadiamond.jpg
>try it again instant jello dick
>figured i was just to drunk to keep it up
>try it again 3 days later
>no fuckin luck
>rinse and repeat
> worried i drank my dick useless and get depressed
>meet cute idian chick at party
>we go to room while i internally have a panic attack over my useless dick
>she strips down and has the most perfect perky little tits
>we fuck for hours

And thats the story on how i tried to fuck a guy during a strange and horrible stage of my life
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how would a american go about finding a prostitute
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>>734510054
A little self loathing from time to time. Also want to make sure not to build tolerance for MDMA.
But this is hands down my favorite way to party.
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>>734509504

> he pretends to be there by accident
> says he came in to shower in the ensuite
> I freeze try to cover myself with my hands
> he locks door comes up to me says 'don't say a word'
> takes his towel off, he's not wearing pants and has a boner
> my mind goes back to the beach that day
> I kinda know what's expected here but am in shock. So surprised he of all people would do this
> tells me to sit on bed
> he gets on his knees it front of me
> rubs hands along my side, I've got one hand over my nips the other on my pussy
> he pushes me back so I'm lying flat
> I feel him push my knees apart both my hands go down over my crotch
> he says nothing, pushes them away
> can feel him kissing me down there
> licking all the way along, putting me all in his mouth.
> tongue flicking around
> it tickles but hurts also
> he stops and pushes my legs wider. I feel his fingers pull my lips apart.
> I look at him
> he's looking at my junk with a real strange look in his eye
> goes in licks some more
> I say nothing, just frozen
> 'don't worry not gonna hurt you'
> he stands up.
> I'm looking up at this guy. He has raging boner

Shit this is therapy almost im surprised I'm still typing
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>>734510192

call your mother.
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Well it's pretty current
>be married
>be on train to meet friends going to a comedy club
>hot girl gets on at station with boyfriend
>she's looked at me 4 times. Everytime we catch eyes she looks away
>I want to fuck her
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>>734510271
congratz
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im hope i die soon
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im britney spears
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>>734510532
Track marks or GTFO
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>>734510365
The one in the background
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im a grill.
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>>734510713
Fuck the files too big
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Everybody around me really likes me for some reason, but I hate everybody.

Part of it is because of some serious, diagnosed but unmedicated mental illnesses such as depression and an anxiety disorder.

The other is how much I hate myself because I'm a zoophile who has let several dogs fuck me and would let any that I'm able to do it again, and I know that no human that I'm attracted to would ever accept that, and all humans want companionship. So when people like me without knowing how fucked up I am I end up getting even more depressed because I feel like they should hate me as much as I hate myself.
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>>734510872

this is ok if you're a grill.
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>>734499305

I know what COVFEFE means
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>>734510961
You missed the part where I said no human I'm attracted to would accept it.

If I was female, it would be accepted by people almost by default. Female zoophiles are lucky, people fetishize them at least. Male zoos are considered disgusting by everybody but gay men.
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>>734510997

go to bed donald.
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>>734511046

ok... but... do you really let dogs fuck you?
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>>734511095
This is /b/, I could be making up everything I said.

But yes.
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>>734510247
> again say don't worry, not gonna hurt you, just do as I say
> he leans over me and holding his cock rubs it against my pussy
> he rubs it all the way along down to my arse and back up to my vagina. I feel him pushing around there a little before he goes back down on me
> he's breathing heavy, I'm just closing my eyes wanting this to be over
> he's up again and lies right on me. His cock is against my pussy and stomach he starts humping.
> no penetration, but he's pushing his stuff right up against mine
> I feel squashed
> he forces me to say 'I love this. I want your cock. I have a wet pussy.' Said everything but the last one. Too gross.
> he starts going faster, making a noise that scares me.
> he gets off me, fuck hooray
> unfortunately what was next was worse
> tells me to sit up against end of bed
> his penis right next to my face
> he's tugging
> I just do what I saw that lady doing that time
> open my mouth
> he's fucking my face. I just switch off while he slowly pushing it in and out
> he says 'you love sucking cock don't you little whore. You like drinking cum. You want my cum.'
> cum? Cum? Wtf is cum?
> he's going faster its really starting to hurt
> he's really loud, sounds angry
> says 'keep your mouth on me, don't take it off at all.'
> suddenly my mouth is full of gross warm gluggy stuff.
> he's got my head in place, I can't move
> I feel sick i almost gag and vomit it up
> he keeps me on him
> his breathing slows
> it does feel so big anymore
> tells me to stay exactly how I am and stare at him
> he looks down at me
> tells me to suck him dry
> stay like this for what seems like forever
> finally takes his cock out of my mouth
> tells me to keep my mouth shut about this or else
> wipes my face clean in the ensuite
> does a fist. Remember say nothing
> I go out 5 mins later and join my cousin
> she has no idea, thought I went to the shops.
> he had his fun with me a couple more times that summer.
> this is why I'm a lesbian
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>>734510247
Hurry up cunt.
I've been edging and I want to bust one.
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I'm transgender.

I don't know how much longer I can continue living as a guy.
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IF YOU DUMB FUCKS CAN'T SEE THAT THESE THREADS ALWAYS DEVOLVE INTO "I FUCKED MY SISTER" & MORE GRAPHICALLY DISGUSTINGLY LAME INCESTUAL THINGS, THEN YOU ARE DUMB FUCKS

propaganda to make you a wierd bitch too inconfident abd worried about who u are than realizing a lot more important things going on than being subconsciously submitted to conditioning
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>>734511241

Do you think that if it hadn't happened, or you had been assertive with him and talked/fought him off then you would not be a lesbian?
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>>734511382
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i make these threads to propagandate and conditionate anons into accepting lame incestual things.
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When i was younger(7-8) my 15yo babysitter would shower with me and let me wash/play with her pussy. we also made out quite a few times.
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I dress in my ex g/f's clothes and sometimes let strangers throatfuck me.
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>>734511545

is this more propaganda?
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>>734511290
I know a lot of women that are zoophiles as well, they don't dislike it, I'm pretty good friends with a at least four female zoos. But even they aren't interested in guys that get fucked, on the other hand most of them think it would be hot for me to fuck female dogs which I'm not into. (Morally, and it's not really something I'm attracted to either. But there's absolutely no way to know if an animal enjoys penetration so I would never do it, that would ACTUALLY be animal abuse.)

I started over a decade ago when I was a young teen, I was house sitting for a family member who had a gold retriever and I ended up finding bestiality porn on her computer. Since I was there for a three day weekend, I kept thinking about what I saw on the computer and decided to give it a try.

It felt amazing, was really hot, dog dicks are awesome and the shape's perfect for hitting your prostate if you're a guy.

Dunno man, it's an attraction thing, I'm attracted to male dogs for some reason. I'm fucked up in the head, so who knows!

On that note though, I'm 100% straight with humans, the thought of fucking a male human makes my stomach turn, but with animals I'm the opposite, it's weird.
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>>734511049
Do you retards still don't know it means "I will stand up" in arabic? Seriously how braindead are you, google translate it yourself you fucking lazy faggots
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>>734508559
post pics nao
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>>734511241
Did you have all your teeth left..
> if yes you didn't fight hard enough to stop it
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>>734511603

lol. im not interested donald. get back to work.
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i Succ dick once
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Nonilumis
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>>734511578

thanks for your post anon. (no, seriously) i never knew that looking at dog porn could lead you down a path of degeneracy like that. its also weird that you are homo with dogs and not with men. i think you should have that looked at by a psychologist to explain it.

anyway, i wish you the best of luck on your dog fucking endevours. just enjoy yourself and stop caring about what other people think. just keep an eye out and look out for yourself.

its a doggy dog world out there.
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i Succ my older cousens cock
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>>734511578
You're Mentallyill
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>>734511388
Yes. I'm pretty girly. I dont look like a dyke. When people find out they are shocked. Tbh I'm probably more asexual, just i like cuddles sometimes and girls are softer and less forceful which is a huge turn off.

>>734511709
Meh.

>>734509786
Ty anon. It is was it is. Can't change shit now.
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>>734511750
Aight get back to welfare dumb whore
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>>734506591
Happy birthday dude
I'm like that too, I have 'friends' but no one gives a shit about me and it's really frustrating
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>>734511915
Don't I know it.

Honestly, I almost started dating a "lesbian" who was into the same things a couple years back, just so people wouldn't think it was weird that we got a place together and a couple pets. We figured it was probably a bad idea and didn't end up doing it.
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>>734511932

i am tempted to show you my bank statement, but i dont want you to feel exactly like you probably look.
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>>734501607
This is one of the best parts of doggy
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>>734511919

>>734511388 here, so do you understand that life simply gave you the shitty end of the stick that time, and it sucks that it happened and totally wasn't your fault?

I think it's worse to live your life being unable to trust half the population of the earth, than choosing to accept that a shitty thing happened that was beyond your control, but understanding that not all men have the desire to rape.
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Hi 4chan I tried to quit my appco job and they won't let me so now I make a sticky hand
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>>734512184
I never understand this "I can't trust any men because I was raped, all men are shit" meme.

When I was 15, my female best friend (Who was 16) got me drunk and raped me while crying about how her boyfriend beat her and went to prison, using emotional blackmail that if I didn't do it I must be like "every other man".

I was a virgin, and drunk, and very confused by the crying and beating story and couldn't even get hard. She shoved my still soft dick inside her and gyrated around a bit until she got mad and hit me and told me "Next time it better actually work". She basically used that story to get me to have sex with her whenever she wanted for a few months until I found out from her mother (Who used to babysit me as a child, that's how close of friends we were from the time we were toddlers) that she made up the entire story, the guy never went to jail and they were still dating the entire time.

I don't distrust all women because one woman was really fucked up, emotionally and physically abusive, and a lying piece of manipulative shit. So I really don't understand the hating all men because of a rape meme.
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>>734512184
Yeah I get what you are saying. I know 99% of guys are decent. But ask anyone who knows my cousin, theyll tell you hes a straight up guy and wouldnt be capable of that shit. So if people think that about him, what other decent nice guys out there wouldn't do that to a kid who's happily playing minding their own business.

This is the bit I struggle with. When everyone presents nice, how do you know theyre not a fucked up individual in reality who has some real dark secrets.

Because I don't know the different I'm happy to keep away from men completely.
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>>734511578
you semm a lot like me. but i'm not preocupied with it. my gf is okay if i get fucked by dogs. maybe she'll try it too one day.
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>>734512364
>I don't distrust all women because one woman was really fucked up, emotionally and physically abusive, and a lying piece of manipulative shit.
maybe you should
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>>734512364
I get you. For me it was because I was way too young and he was violent. I found it traumatic and never spoke about it. If I was 20 when it happened, I would've kicked him in the balls. And probably never thought any more of it.
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>>734512420

i guess the answer is that every time you decide to trust someone, you have to understand that you are taking a risk, and when that person breaks your trust, it's on you to decide whether you still want them in your life.

but what would happen if tomorrow, some giant raging bulldyke sexually assaults you? do you then spend your life not trusting both men and women? where does it end? the ultimate goal is for you to feel safe wherever you are. maybe some martial arts training would benefit you.
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I once worked with this retarded mexican who didnt do their job correctly at all. We got onto the topic of weed, and he told me that he had a pipe that he wished was cleaner. I jokingly said "well I cleaned mine by boiling bleach and putting it in there and letting it soak for an hour in the boiling bleach."

Fucking fast forward to 3 days in the future, turns out this stupid motherfucker did it. He said "yeah man, I did it and its really clean, I took a hit out of it and it made my lungs really hurt, I had to go to the hospital" at that point all I could do was think, holy shit. I then said to him, "you know I was just kidding right?" Then he had this look of anger like I've never seen before, and then he didn't say a word, left, never came to work again.
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>>734511919
>just i like cuddles sometimes and girls are softer and less forceful which is a huge turn off.

Ahh

Wish I had a girlfriend. I can't have sex, I just miss having someone to cuddle with and watch movies.
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bi fag here. Ive had sex with about 20 girls, but the best was with a 13yo boy, it was really fun, he was super cute. 1st time was a couple days after his 13th bday, I was 18-19. we usually got together a couple times a week.
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>>734512663
> giant raging bulldyke
Gross. I have standards haha. Like I said I'm low key, I never get anywhere near a chick like that. And because how I look, even lesbians don't pick me for one.

Appreciate your questions and advice. Don't feel so bad putting my story out there now.

>>734512723
> I can't have sex
Huh? M or f?
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I'm a straight male and I've honestly contemplated dating a lesbian because I'm tired of women only dating me because of sex.

I like women, but every woman I've ever dated and all of my female friends seem to only be interested in me if it's sex related. I've become painfully aware that the only time my friends will talk to me are when they're horny and want dick pictures or sex, and they actually won't talk to me in between.

There have been days where I'll try to talk to a friend, and not get a response, and 4 days later she'll show up with "I'm horny" and talk about sex for 4 hours straight, then as soon as she cums she'll ignore me for days on end again.

I'm not exaggerating when I say that EVERY female friend I have is doing this lately.

I still want to date somebody, I want to have the emotional connection, but I'm sick of being used for my dick. I've given it serious thought, and I think that if I dated a lesbian it might be better? Even if she wanted to use a strap on or something as some form of sex, I think that wouldn't bother me as much as just being "that guy with the big dick".

TL;DR this probably sounds like bragging but I'd rather get fucked in the ass by a lesbian than get used as a dildo by the women I date just because I have a big dick.
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>>734512911

Thanks for sharing, wish you the best.
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>>734505447
I know a girl that has a whatsapp group with other girls where they would only post their farts as voice messages
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>>734499305
Cheated on my now ex-girlfriend with 3 of her friends. And also fucked several other girls behind her back
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>>734513004
;-)
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My problem with these threads is that I have so many skeletons in my closet that I never know what to say in these.
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i get no joy for sex, but i do get turn on
idk if im asexual but sex is boring and a waste of time for me
i do find girls attractive and i imagine fucking them, but when i do fuck my girlfriend (9/10) i feel no satisfaction
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>>734512943
Haha. I'm a molested lesbian. I'd probably date a guy if he kept his cock out of the relationship. Just do movies, sit around binge watching, going hiking and stuff. Maybe introduce small vanilla sex sessions in small doses after about 6 months.
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I watch my older brother masturbate at night, sometimes I smell his cum tissue when he has finished and gone to sleep.
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>>734500241
Doggie style is not likely to make her cum :(
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>>734501607
That is the best!
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>>734513529
I read some of what you've said after I posted, I doubt it would work out. I still get horny from the slightest things, and I still like the act of sex for its emotional/physical connection aspects, I'd just rather go masturbate to porn than fuck another woman that wants nothing to do with me except sex. So that'd probably end up a deal breaker for you.

But who knows, maybe we'll meet some day by accident and have interests in common and hit it off, hah.
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>>734504343
Sorry you had to go through so much bad stuff. I hope you can meet good people to make your life better. Try the "fake it till you make it" concept. Try out pretending or acting like a different person until you find what works for you. Once you have success, you might like that person you are pretending to be. Everybody pretends in some way. The good thing is, you are young and have plenty of time to re-invent yourself. Be good and good will find you.
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>>734512911
>tfw can't get a woman to look at me twice, but girls get sex thrown at them just from going swimming.
Feels Badman
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>>734504650
Do you cum in their panties? Do you smell them? Ever touch their pussies?
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>>734506591
Don't take it personally. People just don't give a shit in general. It's not you. Also, it should show you how important you are to other people that you make them feel special. Keep up the good work, mate. People like you make the world a better place. Happy birthday :)
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I actually love my gf, even though i have sex with other woman generally. I believe our monogamous culture has put to much emphasis on what woman want.

Thing is, it works. Never been happier in a relationship. She cant use sex to control me and im actually the one that decides when we have sex.
This gives our relationship a really healthy boost in ALL aspects.

Tldr. I believe cheating makes marriage easier to handle in our female focused world.
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>>734507849
You only live once! Never live with the regret of the pussy you could have gotten. You will never regret good pussy!
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I totaled my car while driving on the freeway. Thankfully it was empty. People think I had a seizure...I passed out doing computer duster behind the wheel.
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>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
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My ex girlfriend talked me into playing out a rape fantasy of hers, she told me to be as violent as I could and choke her hard enough to leave bruises.

After, she took pictures and threatened to go to the cops and tell them I was abusing her if I didn't do whatever she said.

The bruises lasted a really long time, so for about a month I had to do a lot of really fucking humiliating sex acts but as soon as the bruises were gone I dumped her because I figured there was no way the cops would arrest me if all she had was pictures and no fresh bruises.

I haven't told anybody else about it because I'm pretty sure she would tell them I was beating her and they would side with her, and I don't want to lose the few friends I have. She also took pictures during all the humiliating shit but as far as I know she hasn't shown anybody, she probably would if I tried to call her out on the blackmail.
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>>734502923
Stop with this fucking boring stale pasta
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>>734504650
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>>734513885
I'm here lurking. Ty. Really good advise. Means a lot.
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>>734512723
>COVFEFE
Why cant you have sex?
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>>734513925
>can't get a woman to look at me twice, but girls get sex thrown at them just from going swimming.
>Feels Badman

Haha. Got the house to yiurself swimming with a couple l0lis in bikinis. Stronger men than me would struggle to resist. But seriously I feel bad. Femanons story proves how fucked up that shit is and the damage it does.
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>>734512943
This has got to be the best problem I've ever heard of. Good luck, mate, but most of the world would like to have your problem. Maybe get to know someone online before they know about your dick and then let it be a big surprise.
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>>734513376
This is just my second time, but I usually just pick one for the day and wait till next time to talk about a different one.
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>>734514171
I think you're right. Me- long marriage and know girls can't be trusted to control the sex life.
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>>734514792
Uh... Thanks? I think.

It doesn't work, honestly. Girls I meet online only talk to me because they want it to inevitably lead to sex talk it seems. Or maybe it's just that they get bored of me after a while and end up bringing up sex to try to keep interested in talking to me.

I don't know. I might be really boring for all I know. Maybe my interests just aren't interesting to the majority of women but they're attempting to try to have a conversation and just bring up sex?

I have no idea. I honestly don't know why it happens but I can't seem to have female friends without sex coming up and becoming the ONLY thing they want to talk about.

It's not as great as you'd think, it's not like I have a porn star dick to brag about.

On that note, I guess I have another secret to share.

I caused a divorce inadvertently. Apparently, a girl I dated when I was 18 married some guy not long after we broke up, and he had asked about her past sex life. This is of course just what she told me after she contacted me recently, but apparently he asked about her exes dick sizes (I don't know why any man would want to know this.) and when she told him about my dick size he got really insecure and eventually it ruined the marriage, so they got divorced.

But I'm not sure whether I believe that all, it's just what she told me. Like I said, it's not like I've got a porn star dick, I don't even brag about it. That's just more something that amused me, but I haven't told anybody about so it counts as a secret right?
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I've always had thoughts of building a secret room and raising a girl in it. Telling her that its not safe or poisonous outside or some shit. No kids toys just sex toys, no tv or movies just specific porn that won't empower her or anything just teach her to be a good slut. I would let her have a dog but teach her to fuck it everyday. If she ever disobeyed I would tie her up and get enough dogs that she would never stop being fucked by them. Also I've always wondered what male and female identical twins children would look like, then also if they had twins again and then they had kids, super weird.
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>>734514251
That will kill you or somebody else.
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got dumped 2 years ago after 4 years of relationship
>mfw i hat her now
>post nudes of her body
>they are spread all over the internet now
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>>734499305
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
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>>734514632
Good :)
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>>734515058
You must have a kind of hat thats pretty big for her.
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>>734515058
presens
>have a new gf
>really hate her too
>just have sex with her
>still fap to the pics of my ex
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>>734515014
I can believe it. The dick size thing was probably the last straw in an already weak relationship. How old are you anyway?

Here's what I find that works... Get really into something like a sport, hobby, skill or whatever, and you will find that girls like to be a part of that or at least a fan of it. It helps to have something to live around. It's like a cultural connection. Then, sex can be the icing on the cake. You'll find that girls like guys who have something else they are passionate about that they can get into.
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I'm a rambler and a gambler and a little by way from home, and if you don't like me you can leave me alone. I'll eat when I'm hungry, I'll drink when I'm dry, and if the moonshine don't kill me I'llline till I die.
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Well I want to be a girl sometimes. I'd love to put on shorty shorts and make up and talk about guys.
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>>734515076
Ansjoves maak me go cravy!
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I'm strongly considering suicide. I have nothing to live for. I am too short and ugly to breed, or even have a gf for that matter. and to stupid and untalented to do anything else. I have no future
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>>734499305
I troll political websites for laughs, hoping to cause some kind of overreaction that bleeds into the media. Some of the things I was involved in (some involved /b/tard troopers): Hillary had a pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza shop (yes, that actually went on the air. I said it once, dipshits ran with it). Freebleeding. Piss for Equality (some squealer ruined that before it blew up). A LOT of Benghazi shit. Sandy Hook statistics. Taxing the wealthy is punishing success, ruining the American Dream. Giving tax breaks to the wealthy ruins the economy by giving too much power to the elite (playing both sides of stupid - fun as hell). Facts about Trump. Alternative facts about Trump. Bernie being our savior. Bernie being a stepping stone to Stalin or Castro. Clinton committing Treason and why. Trump committing Treason and why. Oh, the gravy train of shits and giggles just doesn't stop with biased followers of their favored Pied Piper. I can't believe some of the shit actually were accepted as reality to be shared publicly without a fuck ton of fact checking. This is the era of the troll, fear the trolls! Trolls win, fuckwits! Trolling created the best troll prank ever, the 2016 election in the USA. France was a bit of a failure - who cares? It's France.
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>>734515514
you're a funny guy...hahaha. I hope what you say is true...

Because, if so...that's fucking amazing
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>>734515342
I agree, that was probably just one of many things, but the way she told it that was just a constant stain on the relationship that he was really insecure after hearing that he was the smallest guy she'd slept with. Dunno but I do agree with you.

I actually have a lot of hobbies and interests, but I think most of them just bore the majority of women.

I'm 26 this month.

I think the problem is that I don't like most of the things that people just casually talk about. I'm pretty selective about movies, I don't watch TV, I don't have a smart phone so all those apps everybody loves aren't something I'm into, and I'm not into sports.

I have a lot of hobbies and interests, I play video games like most people, I write for money occasionally, I like history, I'm working with a bar in town and brewing alcohol for them, I love animals, etc. I love all kinds of shit and I love talking about and even arguing about the many things I'm interested (E.G. Arguing about how Hitler could have won WW2, as a joke argument.)

But I'm pretty sure that none of those things are as interesting to other people as they are to me. Seems like any time I start talking about something I'm really excited about or interested in, they just go quiet, so I change the subject to something they like and they start talking again.

You don't know how many conversations about Game of Thrones I've had to feign interest in just to have a conversation with somebody, man. But when they're excited about something, it's fun to talk about it regardless of if I'm interested or not.

Anyways, now I'm just rambling forever, my bad, ruining the thread, etc.
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>>734499305
I fucked my best friends sister when i was 17 and she was 14. Thats 8 years ago, and he still doesn't know.
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>>734499305
I go on 4chan
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>>734514255
then you wake up and go on internet being edgy
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>>734515484
Find something good to do. Make somebody else's life better. If you are on the Internet, you have it better than most people. It's okay to feel down, but when you get too low, you need to stop thinking and start doing. Get busy doing something good for somebody, anybody. It's amazing how well it works. Also, looks aren't as important as you think. Just be good. That's very attractive in a dark world.
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>>734515669
You can do it to, friend-o. It's easy, especially with the whole division thing that happened with some dress with Slick Willy. Whatever. All you need to do is create a couple accounts to each website. One, the conservithugs. The other, libtards. Both make good points, but they have no endgame - it's rich despots vs rich who want happy poor people. Oh, I mean rich vs poor. For the conservithug - look into everything "right wing" and put your point of view into poor racist idiots and rich oil people. For the libtard - look into everything "left wing" and point into your point of view someone looking for a 60s cause and poor people / any minority (I mean ANY) entitlement. Arguing publicly with your comments between your two alter agos will make it more believable and fun to the max. You're welcome, bud.
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I've remained friends with all of my ex girlfriends, occasionally they ask if I still have nudes of them, I tell them yes, and they usually ask if I masturbate to them still, which I respond yes to as well.

In reality, they just sit in a folder just in case they ask for proof that I still have them, and I only say I masturbate to them to make them feel better about themselves.

I'm a horrible piece of shit, I know. I can't help it.
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>>734515693
No worries, mate. You're young and still have lots of room for practice. People are self centered and aren't as clued in to getting to know other people or being in a two-sided conversation. The stuff you're interested in is good stuff for a lot of women. Give it time. She'll come around. In the meantime, you can be practicing your social interactions. This is good for every area of life and not just for lovers. On another note, Hitler really could have won WWII and almost did. I'm sure you know that, though.
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>>734515820
At least tell us about it!
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>>734499305
call me bois

>+4403300415254
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I think about suicide every day. Always on the lookout for best method and location.
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>>734515916
how can i start? thanks for caring
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>>734516115
Friend, Hitler's biggest mistake was losing.
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My best friend and I get blowjobs from each others wife's when we go to visit each other, the secret is neither wife knows about the other one, friend was cuck and wanted his wife to fuck me but she was shy about her body after having a baby but she agreed to a blowjob and I eventually talked my wife into doing it for him about a year later. Been going on for 3 years.
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I someone wear pants with a hole in them and go have tea with my 60 year old neighbour, my dick always falls out and I pretend not to notice, when I catch her staring at it like a hungry pig I put it away because its almost insta boner, i'm 20.
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>>734499751
But did you shoot the deputy?
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>>734516163
>be texting a lot secretly
>over at friends house
>time to sleep
>wait for him to fall asleep
>engage super stealth mode
>learn pattern of where the floor is the most creekiest
>finally make it to little sisters bedroom
>whispering: "sup anon"
>proceed to take of her clothes
>suck on the big tits
>have a hard time getting penis into very tight vag
>eventually make it
>took her virginity

i still remember it vividly
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>>734515916
>Also, looks aren't as important as you think
how true is this anons
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For about two years while I was in college I took money from a guy who initially had a foot fetish, but it escalated into outright sex.

I've never told my husband but sometimes when he rubs my feet I get a guilty feeling about it.

I'll take this to my grave.
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>>734516683
How much was your pussy worth?
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I think this thread is bait
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I dated a girl for about a year, about a month in she told me she had a fetish for being cheated on. A couple months later, she tried to get me to have sex with a girl that was being flirty with me when we were out, I told the girl the situation and asked her to pretend like we were leaving together and she agreed. That night, the girl I was dating basically pounced on me when I got back and rode me harder than she ever had before, she said it was the hardest she'd ever orgasmed and the most times.

For about 8 months straight I lied and told her I was hooking up with other women but every time I would leave the house I would just go to the bar and play pool by myself. There was a time where she wanted to suck my dick right after I got back and asked why she didn't taste pussy, I told her I wore a condom and she said she didn't taste that either, I barely came up with an excuse, but after that I started bringing condoms to the bar and putting one on in the bathroom before leaving, and taking it off in the car, just in case.

I really didn't want to cheat on my ex but I wanted her to enjoy herself. Eventually the relationship went to shit because I got too stressed and insecure that she might just be wanting me to sleep with other women because she wanted to sleep with other men after something a female friend of mine said about it.
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>>734516798
Towards the end he was paying me $100 a couple times a week to fuck me in his office.
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>>734516829

bait for what?
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>>734516829
90% of the secrets in secret threads are made up. You just pick which ones to believe, some are interesting, most are overly edgy.
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>>734517019

yeap. its just a way to kill time.

btw, im dating an underage supermodel. nobody knows.
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>>734516238
It's the little things. Just purpose in your heart to be nice today. If you fail, just start over. If you see a need you can help with, just step out and help. Don't let yourself get too overwhelmed doing this because you need to have time for yourself. It's something you can practice everyday and get better and better at. If you see a person, family, or cause you know you can help with, then reach out and help. If you can save money and can travel, try it. Going to new places, especially out of your country can make all the difference in a person's life. Also, find things that make you happier. Better foods, exercise, hobby, church... anything that you feel makes you a better person. Maybe it's that you need to avoid certain things or people. You have to look at it like a project. It won't happen over night, but over time you will look back and know it was worth it. There are people all over the world who would love to meet a person who will be good to them. There's so many reasons not to care about anything in this world anymore. But, if you can be the light to somebody, you've changed history. Even a smile can make somebody's day. If you believe in God, ask him to show you how. Look for his answer as you go about your day. If you don't believe, it still won't hurt to do this because it helps you to be watchful for opportunities. I know this is all difficult when you feel down, but it's worth it. When you can't live for yourself, live for someone else.
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>>734517051
That's crazy, me too!
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I live a normal as fuck life. Am pretty well liked, own a house with gf, have a good job.

But I suffer from crippling depression and not one person knows except for 4chan
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i am a literal motherfucker.
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>>734516683
As long as you weren't cheating on him then nothing to feel guilty about
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>>734517019
Not true. I am an alien with superhuman capabilites that make me godlike. That is true. I'm just saying it here because I'm keeping it secret.
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>>734516564
Did she like it?
Do you think she masturbates about it?
Did you have blood on your dick afterwards? Did you masturbate to the smell of her pussy

You know.... just the simple questions
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> be me 17 and virgin always horny
> spend week in QLD with uncles family
> uncle offers me work to help him clean out his auto garage $50, I'm in
> we jump in ute, he's goes across town to collect another cousin who's also helping
> hes 14 don't really know this kid.
> its Sunday, industrial area, no one around. work hard couple hours sweaty
> fill up trailers, uncle drives away to dump it
> cousin and I have smoko. Just sit talk
> he sounds gay or confused
> he says out of the blue 'even done stuff with a guy?'
> nuh
> 'me neither' waits a few moments 'youre cute can i blow you'
> I nod
> he leans over pulls down my shorts
> I'm gross and sweaty, my dick looks small and squished up
> he frees it all up
> starts sucking
> wow
> within seconds I'm hard as
> start thrusting into his mouth
> he's moaning, eyes closed
> he's enjoying this too
> tell him I'm coming
> he sits up gets prepared.
> I shoot in his mouth, hes doing a great job swallowing
> keeps sucking after I've nutted
> takes a deep breath, wipes his mouth and we both laugh
> asks me if I want a turn
> 'umm ohh umm well.. the moments kinda gone'
> hes dejected
> uncle returns we all get back to work for another hour
> nearly finishing up
> uncle says going in about 10 ask cousin to sweep up upstairs
> I've finished my job. sitting around uncle gives me other broom, 'go help your cousin'
> realise I'll probably never see this kid again
> walk straight up to him hand on his crotch
> pull his shorts down, put his soft dick in my mouth
> start sucking
> He gets firm
> I'm bobbing away
> shit this is degrading, but not too bad
> he's fully diamonds pretty big too about 7"
> I take my mouth off for a quick break
> need to speed things up
> ask him if he can come soon
> 'sure'. He faps gets himself real close
> I'm excited
> put my mouth on his head. He fires into my throat. Its not easy but I take it all. Surprised there's no taste
> whip pants up get in ute
> mfw uncle asks if we have gfs
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>>734499305
>Be me
>Day of Final Exams in France
>Phone doesn't ring
>Late 3 hours for exam
>What to do?
>Go find a rock
>Bash my face with it
>Go to the doctor AND cops
>Invent a story about a robbery by two gypsys
>School agrees to let me pass another exam
>Move between then and the exam
>School sends the letter of the exam to the wrong address
>Unable to do the second exam
>baszed my face for nothing, had to repeat the whole year...

Want more misery? got plenty of those...
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>>734516890
How did he find you to make this arrangement?
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Years ago, I don't know why but several times I blackmailed people who were trying to cheat on their wives, I took their money but soon after gave the money to their partners and told them what's what anyway.

I originally planned to keep the money but I found a strange sense of entertainment from it, at one point I had a husband try to attack me about 2 weeks after, I kicked him in the nuts and punched him in the throat, followed by calling an ambulance from his phone and disappearing.

I did this multiple times, could've made several thousands from it too but I got bored though and realised I had no interest in money. I think I probably ruined the marriages of multiple closeted gay men, and for that I feel no guilt, not because their gay, just because of their actions.

still don't know why I did it but I'm sorta glad I never kept the cash.
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>>734517168
No blood, and yeah she definitely liked it. She adored me, so it wasnt hard getting her to do what i wanted her to. We repeated the act a few times in the following months. Its one of my most potent sexual memories, you know the stuff you think about when its hard to ejaculate in the shower.... She was kinda short, had large boobs for her age, and a cute innie pussy. Im getting hard just remembering
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I'm getting a bit happier recently. But I need a fuckton of booze and weed and I'm a bit worried about getting addicted.

Worse than that, though, is that I've become emotionally jaded as far as relationships go. I put so much of myself in my first few relationships that I just can't bring myself to try anything with any kind of faith. I see all the negatives in my would-be partners and nip any relationship in the bud rather than take another chance.

It's been five girls I've rejected or shady grounds now. And I'm aware the one I'm waiting for might not come ; a smart, kind, curious woman who doesn't need someone to fix her life but wants to share hers with an equal partner. But I just don't want to tread ground past.
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>>734517081
Kek
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>>734517254
It was a long time ago. I saw an ad in an alternative newspaper from him looking to play with a woman's feet so I answered it.
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>>734517476
Noice!
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>>734517843
I have a pic of one of her boobs actually. Taken when she was 17
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>>734517834
Remember, nobody knows you here...

Did you ever enjoy it?

Do you ever get off on the thought of it?

Does your husband know you had any kind of sex before you were married?
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>>734517893
can I see?

nobody can confirm any age with a tit shot
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>>734516109
that's actually kind of nice in a weird way
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>>734517968
>Did you ever enjoy it?
Not really. I did it for the money and when it was built into my budget I needed it.
>Do you ever get off on the thought of it?
No. it creeps me out. Think Tom Smykowski from Office Space.
>Does your husband know you had any kind of sex before you were married?
He knows I wasn't a virgin and that I had a couple of partners before him, but he doesn't know anything about me basically being a prostitute with this guy.
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>>734505317
Continue all in one. Tired of waiting. Or type faster
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>>734518156
Lying to people is never nice.
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>>734518211
How old was he?
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>>734518250
lying to help the confidence of an ex girlfriend is though, its not like the lie is that bad and it makes them feel better so who cares?
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>>734518211
Oh man.... I'm glad you have moved on. Leave it in the past and enjoy your life.
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>>734516831
This should be the premis for a movie.. fucking hilarious.. the world on it's head. I can just imagine the scene of you leaving the house and the self loathing and disgust your gf has in herself because she knows your fucking somebody else.. all the while, all you are doing is playing pool... by yourself.. not even with friends, let alone fucking other women. It's the opposite of so many societl cliches it's ridiculous..
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>>734518211
Did you have a BF at the time you were fucking him?
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>>734518279
50, maybe a few years more.
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>>734506591
Happy birthday man. I know how that feels. I think all my friends just like hanging out with my boyfriend and not me. I always go all out for their birthdays though, cooking and getting gifts. Feels bad
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>>734518402
Yes. About a year into this I met a guy and we started dating. We started having sex and about a month after that, things escalated with the foot fetish guy. So for about a six months I was having sex with both.
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>>734518399
I don't think you could really stretch that out into more than a short skit, not really a movie. It wasn't as fun as it sounds. Though I do love playing pool.
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>>734518433
What was it like for you to have sex with a guy that could easily be you dad age wise?
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>>734518555
Fuck them both on the same day?
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>>734518211
hey tbh im about to do the same kinda deal with this guy.
Is it actually worth the money?
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>>734518662
I was really detached from it. I acted like I liked it but in my mind I just wanted him to finish so I could leave (and take my money).
>>734518706
Only once. And I showered in between. First the foot guy around noon, then my bf later that night.
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>>734518802
If you just keep it with your feet, it's easy money. My guy wanted red nail polish and sometimes nylons. So for a small investment it's OK. Don't go beyond that though.
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>>734514230
Hahahah that is exactly what I was thinking of. But I hope I can manage to keep it simple. Fuck both sisters whenever I want... just dreams...
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>>734518906
So you would never have full on sex for money even outside of a relationship?
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>>734518839
If your husband asked you fuck some guy while he watched would you do it?
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>>734513610
That's the point
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>>734518839
Did you ever think to yourself "wow can't believe a guy older than dad has fucked me"?
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i think i srsly want to rape a girl but im too pussy for that type of shit
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>>734518992
No. Not again. It kills your soul.
>>734519055
No. Although I'll admit it's a masturbation fantasy.
>>734519164
Yes, but I view it as something I fucked up doing as opposed to thinking it was an accomplishment.
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Had my gf and a girl i cheated with on the same house during my bday. Girl passed out drunk and fucked her while my gf was talking to a friend outside
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Im a 20yo male and have whored myself out on craigslist countless times.
I estimate somehwere between 80-100 different men since I started doing this at age 16.
Most are married or old men. I'm still quite young looking for my age and so I've had lots of them play out pedo fantasies with me too.

It's been a reliable source of cash on the other hand.
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>>734519430
You don't talk much about sex and fantasy with your husband? I've come to realize a lot of couple don't talk much which I find strange.
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From the age of 14 up till my first bf at 16 I had regular sex with our dog, I've not done anything like that since then and I'm 42 now, but I still masturbate to it.
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>>734519879
Describe first experience
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>>734519838
I'll be honest and say that my experience has dampened any enthusiasm for sex. I have sex with my husband any time he wants, extra BJ's, etc... but I really don't enjoy it. Sex became something dirty to me. If it was affecting my marriage I'd see a therapist but I seem to do OK.
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>>734517172
im fapping to this story, shits too good, any other info?
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>>734499305
I have two older sisters that I didn't grow up with but I met them when I was 13 and have had a relationship with them ever since. I've always thought they were very attractive and had lots of sexual feelings for them. I've kept it to myself because I don't want to hurt my relationship with them. Recently I've been spending a lot of time with my oldest sister and I've developed more complicated feelings. She is the exact type of girl that I would fall head over heels for if she weren't my sister. I can't stop thinking about it and I'm afraid that I'm gonna say or do something that will fuck everything up.
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I want to fuck my little sister so bad. She's 19. Her body is so fucking tight and sexy. I want to make her cum. I can't stop thinking about and I can't stop jacking off to her. I'm married and it makes me sick. But she's so hot and makes me so hard. Pic is her.
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>>734520007
Being young and having sex with older men for cash did it's damage it seems.
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Combat veteran. I go to several doctors and get prescriptions for sedatives. I've been doing this for two years now.

I'm so fucked up that I barely know what I'm doing half the time. I have a normal job, normal life but I'm suicidal. I just can't deal with some of the shit I went through.

My family has no idea. I refuse to talk about it. I don't think I'll be alive this time next year. I'd rather just blow my head off with a shotgun.
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>>734511241
Kek this is classic arab rape story
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>>734520225
If I had left it with him playing with my feet I probably would have been fine. But yeah, damaged goods now.
>>
I flirt with other girls while Im hanging out with my gf. Been doing it for 2mo now and everytime I do she just looks down on the ground and doesn't say a word. What does this mean?
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>>734520363
Did the BF at the time find out you were fucking him?
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>>734519948
It started out as letting him give me licks, I knew it was wrong but hey,, hormones. A few months of this on a virtually daily basis got me to wanting to feel his cock rubbing me, I was layed back on the sofa with him on top, it was ok at first as I had control but I released my grip for a second and he was in, it was all over very quickly and painless for me which was a bonus. I was hooked.
>>
I would love to have sex with my friends sister
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>>734499305
when i was 11 me and 2 of my friends would regularly meet up an have gay threesomes. They would stay over at my house and we would play vidja and have do certain acts for certain things. like we would play minecraft and different sexual acts where attributed to different ways of dying. i specifically remeber dying by creeper was a blowjob.
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>>734520372
She might be a cuckqueen or just really insecure
>>
>>734520604

So that's why they're called hookers...
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I'm writing this while having a poo
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>>734520546
No. But by then I was feeling the effects of what I was doing and it sort of spilled into the relationship, which ended six months later.
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>>734502105
>>734502105
I do the same but it's required for me for I blackmail people for money
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>>734520742
The hell is a cuckqueen?
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>>734520897
Was the sex with the old guy pretty straight? Or did her get real dirty with you.
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>>734520067
Haha glad you enjoyed. Sure, gimme 10 mins I'll whip out a green text of our 2nd and last time
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>>734520994
Girl who gets sexual excitement from letting their bf/husband do things with other women
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>>734520994
He means cuckquean, it's the term for female cuckold.
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>>734500304
Seconded
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>>734521082
Ohh well shit if that's true Im going to bring another girl back home with us and see where it goes
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>>734511565
Mental ill People just move along
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>>734504518
You forgot to add..."life is good"
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>>734520812
It wasn't men
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>>734503114
Please don't hurt them.
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>>734503114
I wish i was your stepson
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>>734508559
Will you share the vids, please?
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>>734521001
Define "straight". Oral, vaginal, anal, facials, masturbating on my feet.
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