ME CALLING SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE 15 MINUTES AGO >thick

>>734498927
all suicide hotlines are that useless
they are all staffed by people who want to do something to feel lie they are helping people without actually helping people
calling the cops or going to an ER are the only sure ways of getting help for suicidal thoughts

Avoid niggers at all costs.
And try to get a grip on your issues.
Our favorite uncle ended his life 11 years ago. Our large family is still suffering today. Suicide hurts those left behind.

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Anon. That is some shit advice. Here have a random photo. Get better anon

>>734498927
10/10 I genuinely kekked

op here the saddest part about this story is the fact that it is %100 true call suicide hotline because you are thinking about killing yourself get yelled at by nigger to go to library even though all you wanted was to talk with someone about your problems who could at least pretend to care

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Well, it obviously fucking work since you're still shitposting on /b/ you fucking idiot

>>734499491
dial back till you get a white female

GG allin did not kill himself. intentionally.

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>>734498927
just go to a feels thread, people will listen there

>>734499491
yes. blame the nigger who took your call for your shitty attitude. you fucking asshole.

>>734499855
just call someone else. jesus.

Why don't you just make a thread here? Yeah, you'll probably get a lot of an hero requests but just sift through that bullshit and maybe you'll find a glimmer or two of solid advice. /b/ is an ocean of metaphorical runny dog shit speckled with tiny bits of Internet gold. Don't kill yourself friend, maybe that feeling won't always be there.

>>734499855
that nigger prolly hates whites & wants OP to kill himself

>>734498927
yeah, they're mostly shit. i called one when i was a teen and she (also black and interrupting) told me to call 911 and that she couldn't help/didn't know how to. sorry you're feeling down anon.

>>734499491
We care anon. We care.

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op why dont you just kys tho

>>734498927
I called a few times back in high school.
I spoke to a different person all three times.
They are mostly useless females who couldn't cut it in college to actually become a real therapist.

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Cheer up buddy.
At least you're not Anthony Burch.

believe it or not that does help a little bit

>>734499730
Now that scum fuck rests in piss

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>>734500544

>Stoner friend bored in french class.
>likes to do prank calls.
>calls kids help phone
>pretends to cry because he says his dad hates him
>phone person tries to talk but he keeps whining about his dog
>phone person gets upset and tried to converse
>stoner doesn't have it, gets louder
>eventual shouting match ensues
>He says m'kay bye and hangs up.

>>734498927
Call verizon customer service, we are paid by the hour and have to express sympathy or we get fired.

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>>734500892

>>734500892
sometimes it's worth getting fired

>>734500892
Got any good stories? My coworker used to work the hotline as a volunteer. She said a lot of the people who call in aren't suicidal but lonely or mentally ill.

>>734500341
Wow, that comment, that image, so edgy! Go to bed, it's a school night.

>>734501286
She volunteered at verizon? Nutty way to spend an evening but i can see a masochist would be into that.
Lonely and mentally ill does sum up most of the people that call in.

>>734501423
Volunteered at a suicide hotline

whats the difference

>>734501495
I always wish we could set up a suicide help line, where we give out tips to help those poor fools end it all.

Suicide hotlines suck. You must have shit tier degrees in something like art if you're sad. You should be successful and living a happy life with two degrees.

tried calling a suicide hotline once but felt like a faggot and hung up after a couple minutes
something about speaking openly about mental weakness to a stranger

>>734501623
Asian confirmed.

It's worse here I bet you, you can only call from 8 to 12 and from 2 to 6, Monday to Friday. If you want to kill yourself at any other hour or on a weekend you are fucked.

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>>734498927
Hope this helps anon

>>734498927
Well you aren't dead yet so get some 1 on 1 professional help with a therapist or psychiatrist.They will actually know what the fuck to do since they aren't just volunteers wanting to do a good deed.They are the pullout method equivalent of mental health help where as professionals with a degree are some of those high end birth control devices or pills

>>734498927
Niggers.
They ruin everything.

A lot of lonely capital B betas call suicide hotline numbers to jack off to the sound of a female voice

>>734499981
>shit speckled with tiny bits of Internet gold
Ha
That's always how I've described it. Frequency of gold doesn't go down, the amount of shit just increases.

>>734499855
found the liberal

>>734500892
Topkek, next time I'm feeling down I'll give em a ring. Do I have to be a customer or what?

well is he not right? use your brain to better the world and u may feel like its worthwile to live ur short life without pussying out

You should do suicide ! You are maggotshit! How can someone call this hotlines... -.-

>>734502726
That's why Waffle House waitresses have that thousand yard stare...
Not only do they scatter and cover hashbrowns, they also provide after-hours mental health services.

>>734499307
this. it will fuck up your family forever. you may think theyre better off, and will get off over it eventually. We dont, we just learn to live with it. The memories never fade, and theres a hole left behind. May sound dramatic, but its true. Especially with suicide, because the people left behind will always feel like there was something they could have done to prevent it, even if thats not the case

>>734503823
He may be right but he does not seem to understand how to change people's minds. You've got to be more subtle and make the other person think those thoughts by themselves else they run a high risk of rejecting the new information. Simply stating something how it is might go against someones preconceived notion of the "truth" which can cause the listener to reject it for it must not be true because this says otherwise.

>>734499491
As someone who struggles with suicidal thoughts, find something that makes you happy. I started following my dream and I haven't felt better. (granted my dream involves twitch)

>>734499307
>>734504067
This. My girlfriend committed suicide in 2015, I still feel like I am having an anxiety attack sometimes when I hear her name.

>>734504067
>don't kill yourself-it upsets the people around you.
Go fuck yourself, you selfish prick.
If you don't want to be haunted by the memory of the loved ones who offed themselves, then maybe you ought to try helping them BEFORE they get that bad.

>>734498927
Don't you want to stay alive long enough to kill her?

>>734500341
A leftist cuck suddenly appears!

>>734504703
How are they suppose to know when those with the suicidal thoughts put on a good mask and do their best to make others not worry?

>>734498927
Call a 1-900 sex line

>>734504675
Her name was Robert Paulson

>>734504768
how about you be a decent human being all the time
that way if someone is suicidal and hiding it, you'll help give them a reason to live w/o deliberately doing so

>>734504703
Are you fucking kidding me you faggot? The only selfish prick is the one killing himself letting loving people behind.
Why do you think it's called "the easy was Out"?
Maybe it's easier for you because you don't have any people loving you fucking Beta cuck

>>734504768
Same way everybody else does-BY TALKING TO THEM.
Just pick up the phone, get them talking and listen to what they have to say. People have a primal desire to connect with other people, and often all you have to do is just let them talk.

I can't tell you just how much shit my best friend has unloaded on me when everybody else fucking abandoned him. And it was because I was the only one person who would care enough pick up the phone. Through the years I've even talked him down off the ledge a couple of times-as he has to me.
While it's not much, it does take a little effort. But the reward is that your loved ones don't kill themselves-that's worth it to me.
It clearly isn't to a lot of other people.

>>734505120
You must be the dumbest fuck ever. I think you're just baiting but anyway:
You clearly have no idea about suicidial people. If they hide it, just like you just said, you can't fucking see it!
I knew a boy that was the fucking happiest dude ever. One day he suddenly jumped in front of a train. He never told anyone about his real feelings. So how could have a Family member or a friend helped him?

>>734505184
>that edge

>>734505120
>all the time
How about you run a million miles and tell me how you expect people to do things ceaselessly. Even the nicest person has a shitty day and can be a little insensitive from time to time.

>>734505410
>i could talk to this person nobody talks to
>nah, he looks happy enough

This is literally you.

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>>734498927
hi anon

the fact that you need to call some stranger on a telephone line is the symptom that you are a failure, a faggot, and should kill yourself ASAP.

Had you not been an introvert loser, you'd have built a decent circle of friends and would have a support network to chill with and enrichen eachother's lives.

But instead you're a little bitch, you've accomplished nothing, you're worth nothing, and you're asking a mongolian paperdoll forum on the internet for life advice.

just kill yourself, pussy. nothing of value will be lost.

>feel that family and friends don't give a shit about me
>get suicidal over it
>try to explain situation to "loved ones"
>get yelled at about how I'm being selfiesh and just thinking about myself
>realize that "loved ones" really don't give a shit about me and see me just as a device to make them feel good about themselves
>decide that to get revenge on the people that should have cared about me
>an hero

>>734505570
Everyone talked to him. That's propbably why he was so happy you stupid shit.

>>734505430
You are telling me about the edge? Kek

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>>734498927
sigh
niggers

>>734505648
but who was phone?

>>734505406
>People have a primal desire to connect with other people
That they can deny because they're too busy believing some lie they've gotten spun into, just because it worked out for you in your situation doesn't mean that you've found a one size fits all solution. Sometimes people have to want the help, and sometimes they have to initiate the dialogue before they can start getting over their unfortunate problems. How about you spend more time thinking about how people are vs your childish assumptions. When I get suicidal thoughts, I don't want to tell anyone because I don't want to inflict pain upon them.

>>734505184
No, everybody's selfish.
That's not always a bad thing, but like everything else people need to keep that in check too.
The truth is the guy in your life who offed himself wasn't important to you. Maybe you think so now that he's gone, but at the time you couldn't be arsed to care. To the extent that caused what happened, that's on you.

>>734499254
cops and er hate dealing with suicidal people. even mental hospitals act like you are a burden. just my experience in liberal california.

>>734500892
thats funny. I really thought you guys cared.

>>734506354
>cops and er hate dealing with suicidal people
yeah
but at least they'll do something more effective than
>get yous learned

>>734504067
True. This 100%

>>734506420
hahaha faggot

>>734505120
lol you are a fool. funny though.

>>734506420
They do, but only about the bottom line and as much of an asshole company as they are, the customer service helps helps keep the customers. Think about it, who started killing Net Neutrality? Verizon. Who has the highest rates? Verizon. Why do people stay with them? Fuck if I know, tho last I recall they do have the best reception.

Get some sunlight, take yr vitamins, and eat healthier, dude.. also sleep more. You'll feel better in a few months. Trust me. Depression is a symptom of something else. It doesn't exist alone. Fix it.

It's funny, because I used to get fucked up and mutilate myself at punk shows like the dude in your pic, OP. Still have the scars. I'd take drugs all the time, drink tons of booze, the works.. I almost died a few times.

Totally different person now.

>>734505880
So talk to somebody who you know will listen to you.
>childish assumptions
It may sound childish, but that's what works. Indeed, it's the only thing that does consistently.

It doesn't work all of the time-sometimes people are determined or you get them too late and other shit has taken over-and it can't stop suicidal thoughts running through people's heads, obviously. But it can keep the trigger from being pulled for a little while; sometimes that's enough.

>>734507009
>it's the only thing that does consistently.
>It doesn't work all of the time
kek, nigga what?
I agree, talking to people CAN help but unless the person really wants help then it will be a vain pursuit and you'll have wasted time talking to somebody that doesn't actually want to get better when you could have talked to somebody else that does. One must know how to pick their battles and understand that they can't save everyone, even if everyone only pertains to the group of individuals they know.

>>734505641
The fuck does Mongolian paperdoll even mean?

>>734507360
Consistently doesn't mean in every case.
Jails consistently keep people locked up too, but that doesn't mean people don't escape from time to time.

Some people can't be helped. But for the people who can, that's what works best.

>>734507567
Why are you asking this question on an anonymous Cherokee corn dancing image board?

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>>734498927
called it many times before and so i can tell you right now you are full of shit. they have a prodical to go through and its nothing like that.

>ITT OP makes up a story

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>>734507633
Um, you sure about that meaning?
Jails do consistently keep people locked up but sometimes some criminals escape; it's called the exception not the rule.

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>>734507933
Whoops

>>734507964
Honestly, I'd have less contingent with the word usually comparatively to consistently but I think we're in more-or-less agreement with one another.

>>734499491
worked as a staff manager at a suicide hotline center. We purposely hired people that seemed the most apathetic since we're paid on the volume of calls we get, not the length of each individual call.

You're fucking super retarded anon

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>>734498927
This is why you don't kill yourself anon.

I'M JADED FOR CHRISTS SAKE!!
I MEAN... I'M DEPRESSED!!!!
but do you sorry sacks of crap care? No you don't.
All you went to do is remix me with barrel roll barrel roll, do a barrel roll

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is this a feels thread?