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Describe your sex life with a movie quote.

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Describe your sex life with a movie quote.
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>>734493210
shes a dude, hes a dude, im a dude, cause were all dudes. HEY!
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>>734493210
I would've but this picture is too fucking ugly
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>>734493210
consider yourself tomatoed
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>>734493210
welcome to mondo burger
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"I know the squealers when I see them..."
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>>734493210
get in that kitchen and start makin sauce!
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>>734493210
welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, may i take your order?
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>>734493210
I want a hotdog daddy
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>>734493210
I DIDNT THINK YOU WAS GONNA RUN INTO ME, I MEAN RUN INTO ME. im sorry, but i hate to put a black man in jail!
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>>734493210
"Excellent!"-Wayne, Wayne's World
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>>734493210
dude are u a fuckin little kid.
are u a baby or smthn?
are you one of those people that says that pixar movies are for everyone and that they have adult references or whatever.
dude do you watch cartoons for real dude?
how old are you dude?
people shouldnt enable you to behave like this.
being 24 and watching cartoons and playing marios bouncy castle is completely normal because its for everyone ok dude....
what if u were drafted for war.
would you be thinking about danny phantom then.
ok dude... lil baby dude... do me a favor and stop thinking abotu danny phantom and you should probably skip the next pixar movie and the everything wrong with incredibles 2 bad trailer honest trailer reaction videos that you watch.
56 things i found in finding nemo 2 that i just simply had a problem with. 34 minute video
my review of spongebob season 1-3 (also my 27th birthday!!!) 51 minutes youtube.
actually forget about it.
have fun
start thinking more about cartoons.
didnt you enjoy being a child?
i dont like thinkign about adult things. i like cartoons and tv and sodie and cookies. whos going to wipe my ass?
not me im watching danny phantom live stream speedrun for ps2 all day mothafucka.
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"It's a metaphor for big dicks"
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>>734493210
1900 dollas? i dont have 1900 dollas.
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>>734493210
have a nice summer... "Shaft"
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yippee ki yay
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Those were 500 dollar glasses, asshole.
-Johnny Cage, That one shitty mortal Kombat movie that was so bad it was good
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ITS OK PEOPLE...
>her butt
IS FINE!
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You're gonna need a big boat
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Oh, no! Ahhh! Oh, look at my box. Oh, look what you did.
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If the rule you followed brought you here, what use was the rule?
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Listen, I can explain everything. This is all just a big misunderstand.
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>>734493804
*bigger, ffs
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I'm going to have lunch at Mondo Burger. Home of the big booty burger.
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'Is there a sign on my garage that says dead nigger storage?'
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>>734493210
"Lisa You're Tearing Me Apart!"
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>>734493684
Motherfucker - That one black guy in shitty movies
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>>734494041
Which ones
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>>734494099
I don't know. They all look the same.
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>>734494182
I was thinking snakes on a plane but that movie was decent
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oh hi Mark
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From now on, your LIFE is Mondo Burger! You can forget about your friends; you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now both your mother AND your father.
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The scene where trinity pulls a Roboshrimp out of Neo's ear
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DISSAPOINTED!!!!!!!!!!
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>>734494256
>>734493923
>>734493833
>>734493755
>>734493674
>>734493638
>>734493526
>>734493479
>>734493438
>>734493401
>>734493364
>>734493260
who is the fucking fag making all the good burger quotes, is this some newfag shit?
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>>734494217
I'm sick of all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane
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Agent Smith: I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink, and every time I do I fear that I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive! Isn't it? [violently grabs Morpheus's head] I must get out of here. I must get free!
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>>734494426
I appreciate what he is doing
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>>734493210

Groovy
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>>734494648
>thanks my dude

I give up. There's no way a guy can watch his own butt.
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good burger quotes continue!

That's it! I am reporting your name to the manager!
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>>734494426
Hey, man, about the contract, why don't we just forget about it?
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"You betrayed me! You're not good. You, you're just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep."
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shindlers list
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>>734494426
Mm, great corn-dog.
i wonder how they get the wienie into the corny exterior
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>>734494426
>ill help

Ed: [Mr. Baily has asked Ed to do a delivery] But I don't do deliveries, sir.
Mr. Baily: Well, you're doing them for now. I fired O'Malley.
Ed: Why?
Mr. Baily: Because the boy showed up for work without his pants!
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let's go bowling
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>>734494426
Ed! There must be 50 customers out there! It's unbelievable! What do you put in that sauce?
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i ain't got time to bleed
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>>734494426
*Stop It*! Stop talking. *Never* tell anyone the ingredients of your *sauce*.
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>>734493210
Motherfucker! - Sam L. Jackson
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>>734494426
I'm swinging from a dang pipe!
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>>734494426
That's it? Well, I suppose I could always feed my mother cat food.
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>>734493210
>it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
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>>734493210
I got Madonna's big dick comin' out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right.
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>>734493210
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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>>734493210
>It's nice to spend some time dying together.

~Otto - Stalingrad (1993)
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>>734494021
It's "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" you fucking swine
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WHIP CREAM POURIN LIKE WATERFALLS
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I have the high ground
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I got a bad feeling about this..
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>>734496593
>>734496600
nice
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>>734493210
>"From my point of view the Jedi are evil"
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