Poorly describe video games and others try to guess, I'll

>>734477318
Metal Gear Solid?

>>734477318
Gundam

>>734477916
>>734477879
Nope, keep going

rodent foils obese man's plan for creating a amusment based on himself

You're a blue haired guy and your dad gets raped by this giant ass black knight with his sword

>>734477318
Halo 5.

>purple cocky douchebag pyro
>lives in gay fantasy land
>not popular anymore
>accompanied by annoying faggot bug
>Has rock collection

>>734478387
Sonic.

>>734479959
spyro

>>734477318
deadspace

A mute ginger saves the world from a giant bug

>>734477318
Gay prince don't want to go to work .
Your mission is to take him back to work .

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>>734480268
?

yellow mouth creature consumes testicles in maze

Your dog finds condoms

>>734480751
FUC-MAN

>Gameplay is barely working
>Be in love with a flower
>Get karate lesson from a vegetable

>>734480552
nope

extinct marsupial murders lizards with indigenous Australian weapon

>Be me
>Mailman
>Thousand years into the future or some shit
>Fucking sand
>Garbage as currency

>caveman vs robot dinosaurs

It's prey. He's just salty because hes bad at it.

>>734479687
Fire emblem?

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>>734480862

>>734480862
Parappa

Brit fag and his dog fight giant rabbit with tornado guns

>>734481103
Which one, tho?

Also
>You scream to kill

>>734480862
PaRappa

Spawn, die from wolves. Spawn again, avoid wolves, die from dehydration.
Spawn again, try to get shot back that you lost when you died, die again.

>Be some faggot
>World dedicated to royally fuck you
>Go kill some shit, maybe some big baddies on the way.
>Oh, right, don't forget the deep lore.

>>734481382
I'm thinking the wolf in the intro to Bloodborne but idk

>>734481270
Path of radiance

>>734481419
Dark souls with dex investment

>weapon scientist
>giant robot killed your friend/love interest
>magical sword can't kill people

>>734480939
ty the tasmanian tiger

Is it bioshock

>>734480959
fallout new vegas

cant leave through the front door
and
big scissors

Cucked into working for the military
Suicide mission
>bionics doe so..
> graphics are shit
>die constantly because controls are shit
>start at a, go to b, fight both ways
>boss is evil super you
> 3$ at GameStop
>before it's time and way to far after
>ya probably better as arcade game
>reboot would be good
>taste is still in my mouth though
>did I mention your bionic carrot shiner?

>>734480959
Fallout New Vegas

>>734481473
Correct


>You drive this sleek car with guns and shit
>You kill a Russian in a ground effect vehicle
>In the end you destroy some sort of mobile fortress in the Antarctica or something.

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>>734481491
Man, dex makes me want to die sometimes.

>>734480965
Horizon Zero Dawn

>>734481631
clocktower

>>734481716
nice

>>734481419
Skyrim

You are a person wearing tons of masks that enjoys hurting others

>>734477318
>Spiderman has a magic iPad
>Fucks a shark
>Eats his vegetables to get big and strong

>>734481861
Majoras Mask?

>Old as shit legend
>World conquest lmao
>Travel the world and 7 seas to get some crystals
>Old people don't know your name well
>A jumping southern egg
>Boots and hammers, and hammers and boots

>>734481861
Why are we having this conversation?
It's Hotline Miami

>>734481861
real life?

>>734481861
zelda MM?

>>734481961
Nope

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>>734481753
Dude, someone else literally got it. Dark Souls man.

>Edgy popular teen
>Is sent into future
>Symbolism and religion hard
>A good number of annoying bosses
>HAHAHAHAHAH

>>734477318
>stranded in a barren land
>using only whats around you fight off what comes to kill you
>you must create a shelter
>build large structures
>and survive for what ever reason
>never giving in to your suicide thought
>the only thing keeping you sane is a lovely piano score in the distance

i will give $10 to who ever guesses this

>>734482000
Yep surprised so many people didn't get it

>>734481861
>>734482000
i feel bad for not getting that
just bought and beat both those games within a year

>>734482001
:/

>>734477318
>damn youth and your skating, you're getting in the way of business

>>734477318
alien isolation

>>734482059
Don't starve?

>>734481382
RUST

>>734482159
Jet Set Radio?

>>734482189
No

>>734482169
no

>>734481879
Link

>look for hidden treasure
>bitchy owner of a gun company tries to stop you
>kill a monster
>find out there isn't really any treasure

Repeat ad nauseam

>>734482059
Swear if its fuckig minecraft

>>734482046
Final Fantasy X

>>734481879
Breath of the Wild?

>>734482311
Borderlands.

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>>734482335
whats your paypal?

>>734482341
Good on you, m8. Fuck the airship boss that petrifies you.

Christmas morning 1992. Badass intro, weird zombie things. A girl is screaming with a collar thing drilling into her neck. Mom takes Sega CD away for months.

>>734482059
fucking minecraft

>>734482233
ding ding ding
also
>Imtakingthis
>Imtakingthis
>Imtakingthis
>and some ghost bitch

>be same fagging hard for profit
>IN THE SKY THIS TIME
>spooky yet more cheerful
>this bitch
>these assholes
>wait that bitch and that asshole what?
>oh fuck I'm that asshole
>bitch is my bitch
>in the end nothing matters
>never bother with major dynamic of a floating goddamn city in depth like all the first reviews jizzed to

Grats to people who get it, sorry for people who bought it

>cat girls
>shiny bells
>own a bakery
>a cat is fine too
>wincest route maybe
>new game out
>fucking cats, literally

>>734482530
bioshock infinite?

>>734482494
>Christmas morning 1992. Badass intro, weird zombie things. A girl is screaming with a collar thing drilling into her neck. Mom takes Sega CD away for months.
Night Trap. The butthurt that game caused was astounding.

>>734482608
Is Nekopara that good? Do you need a GAYMUR XDDD PC to run it?

>>734479959
THEY'RE MINERALS.

>>734482530
Skyward sword

>>734482647
Damn, I knew it caused butthurt, but that collar thing sounds brutal.

>>734482623
Was it too easy?
I think the floating city part gave it away

>future
>racing
>tubes

>have 7 dwarves
>go to shithole desert
>good luck survivng

>>734482752
Actually, that's my guess for this >>734482523

>scientist
>sub shop
>jizz stain lighting
>'eat' people
>eat people
>massive destruction everywhere
>memories and body fat
>not really me all along

>>734482787
F-ZERO GX?

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>>734482412
*slowclap* fucker

>>734482787
yes the floating city part did give it away

a super edgy remake of an old ass story

>jump into basement
>fight weird shit
>find weird shit
>fight satan

>>734482915
Binding of Isaac

>very fast boston man running at incredible hihg speed

>>734482915
Binding of Issac

>>734482949
guess it was easy

>>734482712
I like it enough, on my secondary private account.
Story is great-ish. Hpatches are what's up. Hoping for the imouto route. It's a visual novel so it doesn't need a leet 420 360 hyper-nasa computer.

>>734482059
Stranded Deep

>>734480939
This game is unreal, love me some Ty

Different time frames. Boy and dog. Dog is some kind of toaster robot in the future I think. Not as good as Secret of Mana.

>>734482843
nope. the game is a remake of another game from the early 2000s/late 90s

>>734482762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXkX96asiUM

>A Star Wars game
>Plot isn't garbage like the movies

>>734481646
Reposting

>faggot gets cucked by military again
>suicide mission
>controls and graphics belong on ps2 at best
>Xbox 360wtf
>bionic chicken choker Spider-Man style
>bionic ho gets wrecked saving your sorry ass
>bionic sniper never comes out
>military fucking you constantly but also sending you guns
>giant spider City wrecker
>last boss is evil super you
>win then an hero to ground
>not Space marine

>>734482347
Correct, nice. Did the shark give it away?

>fight random monsters and an evil corporation to save the earth from global warming
You get this one, you get 10000 keks and lose your virginity

You brutally exterminate terrorist forces and every single character comes from a popular movie

>>734483224
bionic commando

>>734483224
Saint's Row?

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>>734481419
wicher

>u dead
>lookin for girl
>ur sidekicks purpose is to drive things

>>734482872
Lol nope
>turbo or boost gauge. You decide
>like 10 or 12 racers, plus 2nd color scheme for all
>idfk tubes niggah

>some cuck chases pussy for 30 years
>only gets cake

>>734483420
Portal?
or Half-Life?

>>734483291
Expendables the Game?

>>734483474
nope, think older

>>734483479
Close, but no.

>>734481495
Nobody's even guessed on this one yet?
Small hint then.
>can see the future

>be me, a robot
>have amnesia
>gadgets galore
>fight other robots
>drive a buggy
>fuck PVP

>robbing banks
>In game items locked by paywalls

let's see if you guys can get this one with an arbitrary hint

major key to success

>>734483297
Aye

>goblins
>top view
>game cube

>>734483243
Unreal Tournament?

>>734483606
Xenoblade?

>>734483685
Kingdom Hearts

>>734483689
Overlord?

>>734483755
faster than I expected

>>734483730
Correct.
Figured it was too big of a hint.

>>734483689
Goblin Commander unleash the horde

Aspergers marsupial spins around and slaps the shit out of science terrorist

>be guy with baseball bat
>kill ghosts with bat
>giant bird boss
>a whale somewhere in there
>final boss is a cat

>>734483783
Nope

>I never got past like the third mission
>rip my childhood
>not hints but duck you

>Space prison crash lands
>fight ayy lmaos
>escape pod is out of gas

>>734483813
Nah, I didn't look at it until I saw the hint, it was mostly the giant robot part that gave it away

Although I will admit it did make it much easier

>>734483852
crash bandicoot

>>734477318
DOOM 95

>>734483160
KOTOR

>space
>Aliens
>Sex

>>734483977
mass effect

>>734483852
Crash Bandicoot

>a hippie tries to take over the world

>>734482530
It was a pretty solid game, Bioshock Infinite

>say absolutely nothing
>saving the world makes no fucking difference because it gets fucked more than you can imagine.

>>734481861
PAYDAY

Alright I'm not sure if people even know about this game but let's see

>drill weapon
>fighting ghost motherfuckers
>japanese as fuck

>>734483820
This niggah ayyyyyyyyy
Yes

>be "dictator"
>no easy missions wtf
>economy is shit
>older than I thought
>in depth enough but any AD game is better imo

>>734477318
Is this that SOMA game?

>>734483291
Broforce bwoi

>>734483420
Mario

>>734483968
correct

>>734484098
Mighty number 9

>>734484033
it was good on it's own, but people kept comparing it to the first 2

TristRunz-01
>click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
TristRunz-02
>click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
TristRunz-03
>click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
Norm_Rush
>click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
Baal_runz1
>click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
Baal_runz2
>click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
Baal_runz3

WTB SOJ

NM-RUSH
>click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
Baal_runz1
>click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
Baal_runz2

WTB SHAKO/ENIGMA

>>734477318
Bioshock?

>>734484090
Shin Megami Tensei

>>734484125
Rest in peace, bro.

>>734484219
command prompt

god i loved that game. comes standard with most computers now a days

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>>734482846
prototype
>be me
>trained for 30 fucking years
>all my fucking life for this
>finaly deployed deep into Afghani territory to track down dome terrorists
>squad rolls out
>they die off until im the last one left
>still just fucking die

Roster consists of
> a cowboy
>a flying pharaoh bitch
>shadow the hedgehog personified
>Most recognized voice line is:

"Greetings Significant other! Ex Machina is at your locale"

>>734484006
Mhm

>game with a ton of potential
>feels incomplete at times
>feels incredibly well down at times
>kill a lizard and fuck the world up
>some guy frames you for fucking the world up
>fuck you

>>734484214
>never have to escape falling parts of city
>no open world
>skyhook system less useful or in depth than reviewed claimed


It was good and all, but ducking hell way to confuse and infuriate

>>734484266
Why RIP?

>>734484190
close but not that pile of hot garbage
free hints
>PSP
>girl protagonist

>>734484219
Diablo II

>>734477318
>you're so hot your bf loses his head
>fight zombies cause apocalypse

>>734482523
no one's getting it, here's a hint

it's often called a rip off of a game released two years before it

>>734484526
winrar

>>734484481
Because you got hit by a kamikaze terrorist.
But anyways you are correct.

>>734484548
Lollipop Chainsaw

>>734483684
payday 2

>be me
>finally season for hunt
>loyal pooch jumps in bushes
>pop pop pop
>I did good, dog laughs
>Just one more quarter

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>>734483643
robo craft
>>734483684
payday 2

>get trapped in some island by a clown
>roided up monsters

>>734484765
nope.

>>734484344
Overwatch. Too easy.

>>734483902
Unreal?

>>734484090
Dragon's Dogma.

4chan-browsing poultry creature is ostracized by peers for conspiracy theory. Fights normies with sick yo-yo skills. Aliens land on planet and virgin tendie beast murders them

>>734483243
No one is getting it,
>you get to use mechs
>yellow cum is energy

>>734481861
Hotline miami

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>>734484666
Trips speak the truth son. Many a night boned to the stone were spent playing that game with the lads though, good times

>>734484763
Duck hunt

>spaceship pilot
>cant die because lol future tech
>no objectives from the game

you gotta be pretty autistic to know this one

>>734484868
>>734483902
Winrar

>>734477318
>You and all your buddies have a shitty job.
>Want to quit and find a new job, but can't cause all you're good for is pulling levers and farting.
>Finally get fed up and leave, but then you get lost in the woods.

>>734484988
correct

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqyxPYp5idc

>Nintendo
>pinnacle of racing games but has fallen to obscurity

>>734484015
city skylines?

>>734483865
Off

>>734484708
>>734484765
CorrectAnswerGentlemen

>>734477318

pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

PEW!

pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

PEW!

>High there
>Dont ask who I am
>See that right there?
>Thats your dead body
>And now this girls about to get shot by that hitman
>She will be dying quite often
>use your spooky powers to spook that hitman
>You failed?
>Good thing your spooky ghost powers can allow you to time travel
>Time to save her for real this time
>You killed him...
>I guess that works

>>734484998
Colony wars?

>>734485081
call of duty.

2ez

>>734485058
Super Nintendo Mario Kart?

>>734485058
F-ZERO

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>>734485060

>>734479959
The Skylanders games are one of the highest grossing children's series on the market right now. Spyro may be a footnote in the game, but it's still his game.

>>734485059
no this hippie was plotting world domination when hippies were common place

>>734485081
pew sounds more like a "laser" weapon, so my guess is starwars battlefront

>>734485134

bzzzzzt. incorrect.

there is an unambiguously correct answer.

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>>734484998
no mans sky

Parents killed by an owl
Sneak up on that owl and bust his shit up

Im just a kid trying to make some money on my bike, but shit gets nuts.

>tumblr
>literal cancer

>>734482000
Alright, super EZ mode:
>GONZALEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

>>734485259

nope. try again.

>>734481382
Dayz

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>>734485349
>>734485125
nope, try again

>You have no butt
>Youre about to go crazy from the insanely loud rave music that never stops playing
>All you have is the ability to slam down on whatever you see at the speed of light
>Time to kill the pope

>>734485395
Owlboy?

>>734485428
Paperboy

>>734485437
Undertale, but why do people still fall for the hurr Durr Tumblr cancer hurr meme?

>Fairy tells you save magic crystals from evil
>Save crystals from evil
>Oh shit, we gatta do it all over again
>Save crystals from evil
>Oh shit, gatta do it again
>Fairy is weird
>Save world from magic crystals and evil fairy

>>734485428
Paperboy is one of my worst enemies

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>>734485437
Uriel's Chasm

>>734483419
Tube slider
Y'all niggahs dumb

Last one
>doing good
>get mad
>loose everything
>go do good stuff to get stuff back
>all the good you did was actually bad
>kill good guy who told you to do the bad stuff because he's actually bad
>take over and pledge to do good stuff
>it was all a dream. Kinda.
>you're still getting cucked 5 games later

>>734485047
Abe's Oddysee/Exoddus

> a tree, an owl, and a loli convince a kid to kill royalty

>>734485565
Electronic Super Joy!
Thought I was the only one who bought that game...

>>734485588
Nope. Main character is not an owl

>>734485683
Legend of Zelda?

>>734485588
>>734485616
A winner is you.

>hey I won a new house
>aw fuck this house
>man I love humming
>where's my attention whore of a sibling
>ghostbuster cosplay never shipped so a vacuum will do

>>734485731
YAY!!

>Autistic fanbase
>Gives you a virus on download
>Lego clone

>>734485683
LOZ oT

>>734485761
Luigi's Mansion?

>>734485683
Ocarina

>>734484523
Still nobody? Damn. One more set and I'll just show the answer.

>so basically you've got this fucking drill and there are these "phantoms" attacking this town of "monsters" you stumbled on that only you can see because you're a kid, it's like some damn Ghibli plot, and you gotta go save them by beating levels to get rid of the shitty dark mist or whatever that's evil

>>734485814
Roblox

>>734485814
roblox

>>734485761
Luigis Manson

>>734485761
luigi's mansion

>>734485862
Correct.

>>734484803
arkham asylum?

>>734485685
Winrar

>>734485594
Sounds like a final fantasy but I can't tell which one off the top of my head. The PSP crystal guardians one maybe?

>>734485827
>>734485873
>>734485879
Correct!
Want a mansion?

>Wear masks.
>Different masks do different shit
>Your character can't fucking talk
>Kill everything, because some fucker told you to pick up a box of cookies or some shit.
>die a lot
>quit game like a bitch
>download soundtrack

>>734484998
Giving another hint:
If your ship explodes its gone for good, no respawn.

>Be me
>Massive fuck up
>Ruin everything I see
>Meet some orange haired bitch
>Want to tap that shit
>Only care about myself
>Oh shit dat bitch and everyone I know and love and my 2 clone enemies who are disguised as me are about to die
>Guess Ill kill myself to save red head bitch

>>734485761
Luigi's Mansion.

>Blue collar workers won't stop fighting
>Elite Jews make the hunger games before it was cool

Retard wrangler simulator with a slingshot.

>>734485932
Winrar

>Little girls fighting
>Hard as fuck
>Horrendous art

>>734486021
Hotline Miami

>>734486041
Some guy spent a lot of money on a space ship only to get gangraped?

Heard about it, forget the game

>>734486133
Shit, that was fast. Nice one.

>>734486021
Hotline Miami, again

>>734486127
Touhou?

>>734485999
It is Square Enix, like a spiritual successor to the og FF.
Nintendo DS game

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>>734485888
>>734485999
Just checking these

>>734486041
EVE?

>>734486021
Majora's mask?

>>734486151
I am 99.9% sure that you got it, now just find out the name.

>>734486187
>Touhou
Correct

>>734486197
Oh, Bravely Default.

>>734486201
we got a winner for
>>734486041
>>734484998

>>734486225
No

>time for a vacation
>giant cum all over the place
>I must clean it
>talking showerhead is best bud

>>734477318
>Rougelike
>Lots of items
>Got to get back. . . back. . . back
>Shooty stuff
>As hard as my dick around children
>Puns

>>734480268
katamari damacy

>>734486325
Mario Sunshine

>multiplayer
>am janitor
>other crew fuck everything up
>blood, glass, bodies, bulletcasings, you name it all over the place for me to clean
>engineers fuck up the engine
>clown has a gun
>captian is dead
>I space myself.

>>734486325
SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE MOTHER FUXKED

>>734485395
Here's a hint. They owls friends steal secrets from you.

>>734486043
Dust

>Two people died.
>Monsters show up.
>Check that, other person ate dead one.
>Now also monster.
>Also Sam Pepper is pulling pranks all over.

>Platformer
>Save a princess
>Really fucking hard
>Randomly generated levels
>Sounds like a 11 y/o girl's wet dream

>>734483234
Magic iPad. I thought the same thing when I played it.

>>734486433
Until Dawn?

>>734480959
>be me
>policeman
>ambiguous amount of years into the future or some shit
>fucking sand
>scrap as currency

>fucking sweet suit
>aliens

>>734485081
>pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
>pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
>PEW!
>pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
>PEW!

thoguht this would be easier. OK, here's another hint

pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

PEW!

pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

PEW!


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and so on

>there is an unambiguosly correct answer

>>734486507
WHY IS EVERYONE GUESSING MINE SO QUICKLY ?

>>734485655
Hint:
>hitlist
>religious
>historical

>>734486463
Super Meat Boy?

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>>734486306
ok

Plot was pretty original, was first teased in a game from the same producers, multi-player was pretty bizarre but fun, pretty somber and sad story, weird ending, getting a sequel with the same characters only older. Can you guess it?

>>734486290
Jesus Christ I'm playing and still didn't get it. I'm retarded

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>>734485852
alright I give up on you guys, I'd say you tried but you didn't

pic related, disappointed no one's played it, it's a PSP classic imo

>Be in school.
>Try not to get killed.

>>734486608
Nope.

>>734480793
Fable II