british subhuman hate thread
And that makes you not ugly as a rat's asshole how?
American manchildren like to hate on Britain right now because when they feel like they're a joke (who can deny the US is a joke) their natural response is to point a finger elsewhere and try to act like a big stwong boi, allows them to express out their testosterone buildup like a jock, it's so adorably insecure
England technically gave birth to you old chap, raised you and then some time later you stayed out past your curfew and had the rebellion teen zit breakout stage. Your still in the phase of thinking you're cool now. Respect your mother.
Ackshully Americans use a lot of words Brits used to use once upon a time and don't anymore. Even the use of the non-rhotic R is a recent affectation in Britain. So in a way, Americans speak the "original" English.
>Lets take their language, speak it better than they do, and have them obsess over how amazing we are while we forget they exist outside of Harry Potter and Narnia.
>being so obese that when you were creating your nation you tweak the spelling of some words and call it a new language because it's too much effort to create an entirely new one.
>triggered sabertooth inbred brittcuck detected
This post made me cringe hard 10x, i hope it was bait
> speak it better than they do
What?! Are you trying to call Americans well spoken with the English language? Just seriously?
Americans call their English more advanced, but it is Sesame Street level English, which is why they spell Through as Thru and Though as Tho.
Hell they didn't stop there, they also invented American Latin, which is easier to spell also, because too difficult normally.
But that was done on purpose by their Government, a dumb down education = sheep for life who will follow them and believe any old shit thrown at them.
Hence why the last 12 presidents have been total fucktards.
When I was a school I was a fella, round the bike sheds fingering daniella, round the bike sheds fingering selena, you should have seen mi trackies couldn't be much keener, summer is here and it's fuckin fuckin buzzin, have a can of kestrel and I'll kick mi girlfriends head in (everyone says I sound like devvo)
Scots do speak English, your example is only showing an accent from the Eastern side of Scotland.
Just like England has around 30 different accents, some more difficult than others to understand.
Just like America has several accents, and again some hard to follow.
English is simply a language spoken in the UK. English is not from England. English is a Germanic language which did not originate on the Island of Britain. It was brought to the Island by Angles, as their native Germanic language, when they fled from upper Germany like cowards away from the encroaching Roman Empire who chased them out of their native land. "English" is the Latin term for what the Angles spoke--so it is not even the Angles actual word, but rather a Roman word. "England" was named by the Romans as well as it was the land that nobody wanted (a strategically useless Island with poor agricultural value as well) where the Angles and Saxons (both Germanic tribes) fled, thus being called England (ANGLe and saxON = ANGLON).
Lol @ dumbass brits who think they originated this language, when it is Germanic, and derived from fleeing cowards that settled on shit island. But then again, that's par for the course for Brits, as they are brainwashed from an early age through all of their made-up history and science books to believe they invented and originated everything when they have done little if anything save for cause most of the world's problems through their reckless colonization caused from butthurt in trying to catch up to the Spanish and Portugeuse centuries ago, largely in the spice and slave trade.
The funniest thing is when they make the absurd claim that Tim Berners-Lee invented the internet, when all he had nothing to do with inventing the internet, computers, its infrastructure, networking, or anything else (the internet was invented in the U.S. almost two decades earlier) when Berners-Lee merely came up with one of the many languages for protocol (there are many and any would do, and nearly everyone agrees Berners-Lee http has been outdated and lagging the internet for nearly 20 years now).
What a joke these fucking Britfaggots are.
Proud German, by the way.
>gave England it's language
Aye, sure adlof
That wasn't Glaswegian fully, he lived east coast a number of years and like most west side Scots you start speaking their accent quite quickly, and of course he moved down south to Manchester and was injected with Mancunian.
So it is very mixed, but it is still more East Scottish than west.
Hur hur les make the funs from britis peepoles. Wes much gooder than thems. I fuck my sistar and my horse and my sistar. Hur hur. I likes the grits.
Hey if American teeth are so perfect then why do 94%+ of teens having to get their teeth fixed?
Sounds like a major problem to me, just because they get fixed doesn't mean your teeth are healthier, they are in a shit state to begin with and that is due to American diets of mass produced foods and chemicals.
The response of a literal retard when they can't read.
Try "vomiting". LMFAO. You dumbass Britards can't even spell!!!
also, England isn't an island
Definitely east side Pro-English Scottish accent.
If Glaswegian he would be speaking like he was breathing through his nose constantly like a faggot ned.
Because that is all Glaswegians are now between the ages of 18-25, mostly Neds.
Schließe den fuck du nerd
Lol. Not an Amerifag. Deutchlander through and through, and hardcore. Not a huge Amerifag fan either tbh, but at least they are honest and have balls (except their liberals). If not for the Amerifags, we would have wiped your Britard gap-toothed asses from the face of the planet 80 years ago. How funny. We would have done the world a giant favor getting rid of the jews and the Brits all in one fell swoop.
You are weak.
Sorry you don't know history and don't know that our weakest Germanic tribes fled like cowards with the advancement of the Romans instead of fighting like men . . . the result . . . Isle of Fucktard Cowards!!
Firstly, I'm not British and Germany is the land of fucking gimps, lost two wars in a row, fucking ROFL
Secondly, you accuse me of not knowing history; you thought England was an island, ya dafty. Also, there wasn't just one people on the island of Great Britain when the Angles and Saxons invaded
Away and get raped by the Soviets again
get in there ya beast
Wow! All English people 100% look like that. Every English person ever definitely looks like this, as long as they're English. You definitely convinced me, mister!
I'm a blonde-haired blue-eyed Australian, of British descent with more than 70% of my DNA being a mix of Palestinian, Iranian, Russian, Scandinavian, Italian, and Central African.
I can't really put down any other races without insulting myself in some way. Except Asians, but they own just about everything so they're kinda winning at the moment.
>people unironically save photos of "epic owned british meme" when the island doesnt even exist
stunning really aint it
Do you ever feel a bit depressed that you have a collection like this on your computer, since you for some reason hate humans from other countries, humans that aren't from your chunk of land geographically