- Plane bathroom - In my airline seat with a stranger asleep next to me (was dark and had blanket) - At work hundreds of times - In my car hundreds of times - Shopping centre toilets - At university a few times - On a train (once), was empty
A couple off the top of my head. In the cab of a boat while it was being towed. Ten minutes ago my daughter was sleeping on my chest because she was nappin while i was fappin. She woke up and it's fastest for her to go back to sleep if she lays on me but HAD to finish. I jerked off into a work place urinal. Both me and my brother jerked off in the same room watching porn in our early teens. In a cave. More?
i was injured out of P/E after a shoulder injury in school >be me in sports medicine/trainers office right off the gym >she leaves and nobody else in there >im on an exercise bike just peddling away >decide to jerk off really quick because the risk is fun >cum on carpet floors and rub in with foot
Also have jerked off multiple times in a spanish class as a kid
>>734458014 on tour in Iraq, my small infantry unit was briefly taken away from our usual job to assist with security at Shiba logistics base for 2 weeks... this consisted of some pretty dull tasks - we had 3 platoons rotating through 3 tasks for a 24 hour period each...
1 patrolling the local area around the base 2 - guarding/'stagging on' the main gate 3 sitting in a little hut on the base as part of the 'quick reaction force' should the guys on patrol nearby or on the gate need assistance.
it was dull and we didn't really have proper accommodation for this temporary task - just a couple of tents... I'd not rubbed one out for a few days.. had just had yet another 24 hours of QRF (aka sitting in a little hut and watching DVDs while in full kit) and a day of patrols, putting in the occasional vehicle checkpoint etc..
rotated onto the main gate.. couldn't rub one out in the guard room as too many people around, the portaloos stank so no good in there either... however my time came when I had to go up into the sanger (basically a big tower) overlooking the main gate and the road in the distance...
climbed into the tower and took over the gpmg, thermal imaging kit etc.. from the other guy, waited for him to climb down the ladder and get away... then unzipped and pulled it out... started fapping... gazing out into the desert in the early evening, slight breeze and the buzz you get after not having fapped for several days felt great...
then I spot a vehicle stopping in the distance, I look through the thermal imaging... sure enough guys are getting out of the vehicle and doing something to the road... I get on the net and crash out the QRF, my dick turns more into a semi at this point as I need to look at the map and give them a proper grid ref ... I relay this info to the QRF commander and give myself a few strokes. Then I carry on fapping... spraying the sandbags inside the tower just as I see the QRF reach the vechicle in the distance
When i was 13 i came into this stuck up girl's trumpet mouthpiece
Totally deserved it
Almost got caught though because the band director came into the instrument room where i was "practicing" and saw me sitting in the cubby hole where tubas go and shit and might've saw my pants unzipped
>be me, 13 yob >have a weird dick >no literally some skin on the shaft was like fused with the head so i had this "lip" of skin attached to the rim of my head creating this lil tunnel that smegma will hide inside >at friend's condo in FL for spring break vacation >one day in the shower decide to give a quickie >rub-a-dub-dub >taking a while... like too much of a while >suddenly it's a challenge >rub-a-dub-hyperspeed >feel sharp and relieving pain on my dick head >look down >little bit of blood on my hand >mfw the fused skin separated >fixed my dick jerking off
>>734462836 I've no real reason that I can think of, I was retired after anyhow, but I always felt like Iraq was better than Afghanistan. I think it might be because I felt more comfortable fighting in cites than mountains. Not shocking, I hate large cities now.
>>734464295 Im kind of pissed i missed the iraq setting. 07-08 was eastern afghanistan with tons of mountains and shoosting and 12-13 was central-west afghanistan with lots of bombs and the occasional firefight.
In the atm line at my local bank at like 3am. Long story short, I had taken mdma and lsd and was sort of coming off the lsd, wanted to get cigarettes but for some reason I stopped to get cash first. Was actually jacking it while driving through my gym shorts, pulled it out and finished at the atm, got my cash, went on about my way. Didn't seem odd until the next day
>2004 >21 years old >security guard >front desk of call center >behind small desk >5 or 6 cute applicants waiting in lobby >all around me >can't resist >slow fap >eye contact several times >small talk with one >cum on floor >rub in with boot
Probably my best fapping spot. That, or on my boss's wife 3 years before that, while we were having an affair.
>>734465194 FOB Warrior was nice. The food was top notch. Haji tossed rockets at us daily tho. The crams were set, for some reason, to only fire on inbound that were going to hit the hardened structures. CHUs were open game man heh.
>>734465202 I also remember there was this really rich weird kid at my middle school. We would all go to his house because he had tons of cool shit but we would thrash his house and leave cause no one liked him. One time i told my dude to watch what I was about to do then I whacked it in his bathroom, came in my own hand, ran into his room and slapped him with my cum while he was playing Diablo. He just started crying and we all left. >he invited me over again like a week later >I also told his first girlfriend about it later on in high school >he's probably real fucked up now from everything we did to him
Was at a dog sport event a few months ago. Almost everyone else in attendance were women Most of them rather fit and attractive Even though it was cold, wearing tight athletic clothes Hadn't jerked off for many days, even though I'm usually an "at least once a day" guy No privacy except port-a-pottys Luckily they were brought in fresh for the event, and being cold out, not stinky. I probably jerked off 3 times a day over the 4 day event Not gonna lie, something kind of weird about shooting loads on the turds left by hot women Also came all over the seat. I wiped it off, but still. Walking around event looking at women thinking there is a good chance some of my cum is on their ass.
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