Magic 8 ball
Roll for your personal fortune!
Could be anything just ask the ball
You are probably right, 8 ball
Not really since the concept of there being one individual soul out there destined to be in a devoted, dedicated, monogamous relationship with YOU is a figment of your fucking imagination.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DIDN'T ASK FOR MUCH
WILL I GET LAID IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE?
Will the red head be my girlfriend?
I'm the guy from that post. As I look at it, it says "Don't count on it" as a way to not get me over confident about it. Because if that happens i will not make a big enough effort to be rich. So i don't count on it, but it doesn't mean that it can't happen. It means: "Just try and you will find out"