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W-why the fuck didn't anyone tell me that cum doesn't

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W-why the fuck didn't anyone tell me that cum doesn't disappears entirely with time?

I just fucking realized my bedsheets, my blanket, my underwear and even my fucking trunks (which I sometimes wear in public) all have a bunch of visible cumstains, my blanket even had a bunch of cum crusts

what the fuck man
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>>734430495
Nothing will just magically come off your cloths unless you clean it off. There, someone told you.
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What year did kids start being born without common sense?
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Pics of cum stained pants.
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>>734430495

▲▲ are you retarded Op?
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>>734430495
In case no body has ever told you this either, you're a fucking moron.
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>>734430687
/thread. also, why do kids think that stuttering type is cute? you just sound like a h-h-homo.
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>>734430495

Why don't you savages just cum in the toliet?
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Do you not wash your clothes?
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>>734430781
Now you're a homo you faggot.
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>>734430495
You know, there's this marvel of technology known as a washing machine. You put in soap and dirty clothes and it magically washes them and you don't even have to add the water! And some will even dry them for you if you've got the extra scratch. You should look into it.
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>>734430687
the year their parents got off /b/
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>>734430852
Too far away

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>>734430852
I just cum on myself while shitting on the toilet right before I take a shower.
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>>734430956
>you're a homo
>you faggot
redundant as fuck
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>>734430600
Well I thought it would fucking evaporate with the ambient or something.

>>734430852

Because I'd need to sneak into the bathroom every time I had to fap

>>734430948

Well yeah but I'd leave them on for like an entire day before doing it.

>>734430721

They're on the washing machine.
Also, since the cum would sometimes stay in my dick (im uncut) or go in my asscrack, I actually developed a fungal infection one or two times
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>>734431106
Don't be mad cause you're dumb you retard.
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>>734430495
It's... not water. It's water, and living semen, and food for the semen, and piss. Meat and sugar stains.
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>>734431150
Do you use detergent? I've had cum stains on my shirt and sheets for days that went away entirely when I washed them.
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>>734430495
wear black undies the cum stains are super visible then anon
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>>734431150
Paper towels. On belly, fap and cum, wipe the tip, fold it neatly so the cum is under multiple layers, put under the carpet under your bed, sleep. Dispose of it when dry
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>>734431185
>Op calling me dumb
>Doesn't understand how matter works
k
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>>734431150
Atleast you're not as thick headed as my friend. He used to just fling it on his walls and it would just drip down. I had no idea what it was until he told me a year after helping him clean/repaint them.
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>>734431291
Wait, I think I just understood what you were saying. Did you really think cum stains just went away by themselves without washing them?
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>>734431150
wait, so your autistic ass didn't even clean YOURSELF off, in addition to the sheets n shit??? Jesus Christ please make sure you keep jerking off so we never have to deal with your retarded fucking children.
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>>734431291
I don't wash my clothes, we have a cleaning lady who does it, on a washing machine. And yeah the stains are still there, same for the underwear, it's permanent.

>>734431424
Black undies get super visible stains.

>>734431433
Don't have paper towels and it would look weird if I did, like my parents would probably know straight away I use them to fap.

>>734431638

I did that a time or two as desperate measures.

>>734432147
Yeah I'd just stay like that for hours
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>>734432173
Are you the kind that also spills a glass and gets surprised when the floor is sticky later because you didn't clean it? Just thought it would evaporate away?
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