Eurofag here. Is it true that in the US you have gaps over,

>>734430291
liability, fucking lawyers have their fingers everywhere

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I once had to go at a bowling place. I'm in the middle of it when I see the face of a little boy crawl in underneath the door. The turd was about halfway out and I screamed at the boy. He started to cry and his father started yelling at me really angry. I was in shock. The turd was parted in the middle, one part floating, the other went back up onside me out of fear.
WORST DUMP EVER!
Never did shit in a public restroom after that.

>>734430517
Thanks for the laugh, mate.
My first response if I saw someone crawl under my door would probably be a kick to whatever part of him comes closest to my leg.
What happened next?

>>734431050
They left and I was stuck there pushing the last half out and cleaning up the mess.
It was humiliating and destroyed my day.
Fuck public restrooms.

>>734431430
pussy. should have told the kid to get the fuck out out, and then told his father to fuck off for yelling at you instead of disciplining his dumbass kid.

Because white elite people need to see others take a dump

Wait...you don't have that in Europe?

>>734432599
No. They have normal doors and walls go all the way down. When they lock the door there is an indicator that changes from green to red so people on the outside know it's being used.
Reference: I've been there on several vacations.

>>734430291
I guess its cause they didn't think of any other way to let someone know this one occupied

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Would you guys use the one-way-mirror public toilet for a poop?

>>734433283
probably not I would feel to uncomfortable

>>734430517
Gold

>>734430291
It's true. I wrote a paper on this topic. But tldr is 3 reasons:

Money - less material to use, cheaper to build. Less snug doors, cheaper to replace. The less comfortable the customer feels, the sooner he leaves and returns to shopping (ie spending $$)

War on Drugs/Sex Culture - Discourages druggies trying to find a private place to shoot up. Same with sex.

Safety - should an earthquake or other structural destruction occur, one is more likely to survive in a more open stall. Also if someone passes out, overdoses, falls asleep, etc, it's easier to rescue them. This isn't because America cares about lives; it's to avoid lawsuits.

>>734430291
it's to make indians feel more at home when they come to amedikah
sharing smellz and small talkz while pooping is indian "culture" afterall

I went to America once.
Went to a pub one night and went to take a shit.
The bathroom had a few urinals on the wall and just a toilet sitting there in the middle of the room.
No cubicle or anything

>>734433283
I'd jack off in there

>>734433509
All those issues plus keeping homeless populations from camping out in a stall for hours at a time.

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>>734433087
Hold on are you telling me you don't have to taken / vacant indicators on restroom doors in the US? You have to look inside to see if someone is there?

>>734433686
WHAT

>>734433509
Because you do war on drugs that cost you millions that's why there is no money left for your poopoeroom?

>>734433633
This

>>734430291
Yes it's true and as a construction worker, I have both installed and demo'd those shitty partition walls and doors in public bathrooms, and I can tell you that an entire bathroom set of partitions can be destroyed with a 20oz framing hammer in about ten fucking minutes. They are shit and they are intentionally shit.

>>734433838
Yeah, it was pretty weird.
I just locked the entire bathroom to take my shit

>>734433509
I should add that many "high class" and expensive private establishments do have full floor-to-ceiling walls with snug-fitted doors.

>>734433808
Oop, forgot about this one.

>>734433686
>>734433838
Yea that isnt uncommon in older bars

>>734433686
Nobody takes a shit in bars or pubs man.

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>>734430291
This is the worst I have seen. I mean everyone can see you from the belly button down and you can't see anyone.
To be fair it looks like the idiots placed it upside down.

>>734433834
if the door is closed, someone is in there

how fucking hard is that?

>>734433283
That's neat and all, but why do they have a prison toilet in there,

>>734430291
In the US people don't get raped by muslims as much so it's no big deal.

>>734434366
Seen worse in China. just a salon bar door at feet level. Also Turkish shitter. Literally a fuck you toilet.

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Well then. If we're talking about US toilets let me ask the Americans here something I witnessed last time I was in the US. What's up with the U shaped ring?

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>>734434885

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>>734434814
Because your life is your prison

>>734435002
Reminds me of the time I went to Tunisia. We ate Tunisian food and after a couple of hours I got diarrhea (As you do after eating there). Rushed to the closest toilet only to find a hole in the ground and no toilet paper. Instead of the toilet paper there was a little bowl with water. And it was used....

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>>734434885

What the fuck? This thread again. There's even people posyingnthe same stories word for fucking word......

>>734435051
I think it's so your dick doesn't hit the seat.

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>>734435051

i guess it's a little platform to rest your balls.. if it is thats fucking nasty.

i'm surprised no-one mentioned france yet. like with everything their toilet technology also limps a few centuries behind the rest of the world

>>734435629
Oh boy. Always pack toilet paper when you go in poor countries. It will save your ass cheeks

>>734436241
They have them in France? Looks like the ones I've encountered in Asia.

>>734435629

and thats why you get the splatters in shitholes like that.. the people who prepare your food literally dip their hands into a bowl of stale shit before doing so

>>734433788
That's a pretty good idea

>>734436658
Fuck! I didn't even think about that...

>>734430291
so it's easier to peek at other people and gauge how large their genitals and/or shit is
this is how we americans know our place in the pecking order
but it's an unwritten rule

>>734436519
yes.. These are french toilets. Maybe in 2017 there are less then before.. But as a child traveling through france I fucking hated it. French people are the worst (whole EU knows)

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>>734430291
>If so: Why?

Probably just in case some fat ass dies of a heart attack or some dope head ODs while on the can. Someone can crawl under and unlock the door

>>734436519

in europe we call them french toilets.. except the french, they call them turkish toilets

>>734437183
Cute

>>734436519
>>734436241
>>734437148
Im French. I can't deny we're the worst, but I've seen this type of toilet only once and it was a preschool.

Nobody makes those abominations anymore.

>>734432599
No! We dont have it here.
We have a thing called privacy.

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One thing that freaks me out is when there is a "restroom attendant" in the fucking place I'm going to take a dump.
1. Are these present in your country?
2. What country do you come from?

>>734433788
Same here

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>>734439436
1 yeah but only in the south as far as I know
2 Murrrrica

>>734439436
1. in clubs and nice bars in London, yes. pretty annoying.
2. posting from UK but not from here

>>734439436
1. No
2. Iceland

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Could be worse

>>734441394
Ok.... now you're just posting pictures of strange restrooms you have saved.

>>734434082

what are you talking about.

or where might you puke, if you need to?

americans are fucking nasty

>>734435051
It's so you can piss without having to lift the seat

>>734430291
if you need toilet paper you can ask your neighbor.

>>734433509
>I wrote a paper on public bathroom doors
American education at its finest. I hope that $50 k debt was worth it.

>>734441525
This is from some sorts of prison right? Please say it's so.

>>734439436
Cunts are everywhere.
It's always niggers.
They're not actually paid, the premises just allows them to be there.
I always let them hand me paper towels for my hands and then just walk away

>>734441667
Are you complaining?

>>734442236
So how do they make a living out of it?

>>734439436
Sometimes you get them in clubs, it's usually some guy Hocking aftershave/deodorant/condoms from one of the sinks.
It's pretty awkward trying to ignite then, even more so when they hand you a paper towel when you're done washing your hands. Just fuck off, I can do it myself.
On the other hand it seems like a shit job. Spend your shift in a small, hot room that hopefully only smells of piss being hassled/told to fuck off by drunk people.
Occasionally they'll get about £20 in cha he from a drunk moron which is good I guess.

My worst UK toilet experience was when I heard someone go for a violent, liquid shit in a urinal because I was in the only cubical. It was about 8:30pm in a family pub. At least it wasn't the sink.

>>734430517
Totally made my day

>>734442321
No. Please give us the rest of your portfolio

>>734430291
Its made for fags and pedos.
Pedos can grab little boys from under and pull them out of the toilet and rape them

Fags can tap their feet at each other to signal that they want gay sex.

>>734433283
This restaurant does that in their bathrooms

>>734442391
You didn't go look afterwards to see what he did? I would have.

>>734442330
You're meant to tip them.
Also they're most likely on welfare and driving a taxi too

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>>734442474

>>734433283
I'd shit just about anywhere if I have to shit.

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>>734442892

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>>734442929

>>734442902
Even if people were looking at you?

>>734442956
That's royal

>>734430291
Because Americans couldn't construct a plank of wood. Hence, everything there is Made in China.

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>>734442715
Okc good cookies and subs

>>734442956
would poop there

Yoy know one thing that always bothered me, especially in schools. When there is no divider inbetween urinals.

>>734442962
Don't care. You want to be in/look into a bathroom? Expect to see a person shitting. If I have to go then I'm going.

>>734433087
Is the same Europe where you basically piss on a wall/trough???

>>734443397
Is that like the Coca Cola place in Atlanta where u can try the different drinks

>>734443294
Small penis?

>>734443397
>Better safe than sorry

>>734435051
That's for disabled people, who would have their balls crushed, if this opening wasn't there

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Never thought about it but shitting is the most important thing in the world it is the first thing we are taught

>>734441394
>mfw have to hold bike handlebars so I don't fall in

>>734435051
Sometimes someone who is injured or disabled has to sit on the edge and slide back. This makes it easier to do without crushing your nuts, which as a European you obviously do not have.

>>734443922
What if u take a shower and a shit but it's a long shit and the shower water rises the shit water and touches ur balls?

>>734430291
........

you have never seen this before irl ?

i have seen both with stalls and rooms in europe

>>734443922
Sexual?

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>>734444017
Toilet water won't rise unless the toilet is clogged

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>>734443987
Shut this shit down . Imma sue ur ass

>>734444072
It's one just screams love

>>734444313
Smart to put towel rack there so ur knees don't touch the cold wall

>>734444204
My neighbour is disabled. He told me he shits blood....

>>734433283
Reminds me of Jerome Bettis' bar in Pittsburgh.

>>734444637
That's just a normal bathroom

>>734443824
You don't have dedicated disabled toilets?

>>734444578
Did y'all part ways after that . I imagine he says that the y'all walk and roll back inside

>>734430291
Completely true. If you're tall like me you can even see over the partitions if you're pissing.

(I have a lot of foreskin so I need to dry excess piss with toilet paper otherwise I'll get a wet patch in my pants)

>>734444742
... are you retarded?

>>734444786
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. All places are supposed to have a disabled accessible facility, sometimes the one for non-disabled and the one for disabled are one in the same.

Sometimes they have these on non-disabled toilets even when there is a separate disabled toilet available, because it's easier just to order the same seat for everything instead of mixing it up.

Sometimes people just order them because they're available, a good price, or whatever, and they're not thinking about injured and disabled people at all, regardless of the reason for the design.

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>>734444742
Look closer

>>734445086
Not the same bathroom

>>734443017

I have seen occasion where I needed a washer in the bathroom before.

>>734445193
He's saying to look closer at the original picture which, if you did (and you are not retarded), you would see that the toilet paper dispenser is in the fucking shower where the toilet paper would surely be ruined.

>being this dumb

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>>734445193
Obviously, look closer at the one you originally quoted.

>>734437399
Nope
https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilette_alla_turca

>>734445319
A lot of disabled people have a toilet paper dispenser next to the bathtub in case they have to take a dump.

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I think this is the last one I have

>>734445500
This is not true at all. Pleasing dubs get though.

>>734445547
Nice work.
Thanks!

>>734445547
That was a fun thread.
gj

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pic related - this is what America is like

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typical American toilet

>>734443476
You don't like the trough?

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>>734434885

>>734443824
We usually have disabled toilets here.

>>734441877

or rather, that when you piss without lifting the seat, the next person doesn't have to sit on your dribbles.

>>734445827
That is fucking gold

>>734445978
Really? Do they not flush right or something? Do you guys give them free healthcare?

Kidding aside, we have toilets for the disabled too, but a) you have no idea if that picture was of a toilet for the disabled or not; and b) even if the seat was designed for disabled people sometimes they just get installed on other toilets as well because no one actually gives a shit whether a gap is there or not.

>>734445978
were the toilets born that way, or did they get into an accident?

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>>734430291

Ok, for all the people talking shit about America. I was invited to a dinner at a nice restaurant in Taiwan. You sat on the floor on cushions around a low table. Apparently, this restaurant was built before indoor plumbing. They had the stall like you have in the first picture, only it was visible to the dining room. Oh, and it was a squat toilet, flush with the floor. See this nice looking chinese lady go in there. Hmmm...I see bush....Hmmmm....I see the biggest turd in the world come out of this chick. I lost my appetite after that, drank beer the rest of the night.

>>734441877
>>734446091
maybe my dick is just weird but if I have that "shotgun piss" it goes left usually, etc. but I always kick up the seat, so ...

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that will be $115,000 plus tip

>>734430291
Fuck yes and I hope that we are on the way of taking it a step further and going back to open toilets in public like the romans and greeks! Society is way too fucking private right now and it is an environment that encourages all kinds of fucking weirdos.