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>Blocks your path What do?

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>Blocks your path
What do?
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>>734428010
guess i got me a lot of fucking to do
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I would take off my clothes and start screaming at people.
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>>734428010
fap
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>>734428010
go around
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>>734428010
>stagger backwards as the smell hits me
>lift my shirt up to cover mouth and nose
>whip out collapsible cock-baton
>swing like Sammy Sosa and clear a fucking path
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>>734428087
This
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>>734428010
Jokes on them. This is my fetish. Bring out the fire hose and have a topless wet t shirt contest. Everybody wins.
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>>734428010
Push them down one by one. I am a man with brain.
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>>734428623
>topless wet t-shirt contest

Kekked
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>>734428010
bitches be crazy
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>>734428532
>Walking down the street and see 30 unconscious females.
What do?
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>>734428623
Release the puppers.
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>>734428010
Do you think anything could possess a group of men to do this?
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>>734428087
Same. Looks fun
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>>734428010
Dance like never before
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>>734428811
K3k
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>>734428773
call the cops, of course
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>>734428213
kek
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Pull out my skinny dagger dick and piss in their direction while screaming "WHOOOBULLOOOUUGGGUUBBUUUUUULLLAWWHOOOOBULLOOUUUGGUUBBBULLLL
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>>734428010
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>>734428811
Yes, if your city had 30 male murders in just one year, you bet your ass you would be down there, ass naked, screaming.

Oh wait, there probably are at least that many murders of men in your city within the year, except no one gives a fuck, cuZ that's not a lot of murders, and we are all grown ups who need to accept that people get killed all the time.
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this
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>>734428010
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>>734429130
bitch you ever heard of chicago?
252 murders this year so far.
dont see a lot of niggers stripping in protest there.
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>>734428010
looks like 30 naked sarah silvermans
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>>734428010
When in rome...
STRIP and yell back
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>>734429998
227 male
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>>734428010
Pull out the razor.. We have stuff to do..
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>>734430124
razor?
you mean weed wacker
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>>734428010
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>>734429998
>>734430122
Not that Anon, but I think that was his point.

Fellow Chicagofag here. I'd see if you want to meet up for a beer, but you sound like a chicken dipper.
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>>734428010
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>>734428010
free tits Event.
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>>734428010
>>734428532
>what do you do?
pick up the clothes and run
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>>734430344
what the fuck is a chicken dipper?

Yeah guess i didn't read the whole thing.

so

never mind.

I guess i actually backed up anons post.
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>>734430527
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>>734430379
Ground beef
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>>734429050
This was my school they really are a bunch of whiny pussies
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>>734430576
A chicken dipper is you.

And glad that we cleared that up.
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>>734429050
With things like police training they act like one of the poor countries, it's disconcerting.
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Get naked?
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>>734428010
That scene from the rapey robocop where he is shooting the dicks off of all the rapists comes to mind, but with robocop shooting off these bitches tits.
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>>734430734
eww, i looked it up
sorry you have me mistaken for someone else
I was going to feel sorry for you since your state is going to ass rape your income, but since you seem to be a bit of an asshole

enjoy living in the east germany of the midwest!!
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>>734430576
UK fag here. Chicken dipper is slang around London, used to refer to a spastic, or as you Americans call them, retard.

Chicagofag, did you recently spend time in the UK?
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>>734429050
He's so nonchalant about it. I bet in that officers mind he's visialising spraying some pesticide on his garden.
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>>734430986
Mfw I'm a Britbong, here working at a Uni
Mfw I'm domiciled in London

Get dicked on, you walnut.
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>>734431126
Meet the Pyro
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>>734428010
leave the nuts hangin out
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>>734428010
take a picture and upload to porn site
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>>734431031
I'm British. Born under the Bow Bells. You?
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>>734431356
Why the fuck are so many Bongs awake?
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>>734428010
>>734428532
look at those weak woman getting tired after a bit of protesting
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>>734431438
I'm in Chicago, it's 12:30 pm here.
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>>734428010
get whip cream and aim for their tits and faces
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>>734431438
I've tooted 3 grams of chuck Norris.
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>>734428010
>disgusting looking breasts
>ugly
>naked in public
>screaming to show their points of view instead of being rational about it
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>>734431356
Brighton
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Take a pic of a female out of shes natural habitat.
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>>734428532
make a sign reading "legalize public porn"
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https://youtu.be/_TShXcZZqqA?t=12m17s

why not post the link.
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>>734428010
That is in Bilbao, Spain.
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>>734431935
Thanks for the info.
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>>734431652
Ever see Pewdiepie?
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>>734430626
>>734430379
>Ground beef
lol
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Get naked and start screaming.

When in Rome...
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i'd pass them bitches fuvki g casual like
https://youtu.be/iRZ2Sh5-XuM
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>>734432080
Yeah, me and my mates saw him whilst down the pub. Tried to get a picture with him, but my mates gf called him a cunt. Surprised he didn't post some whiny vlog about it.
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>>734432357
* fucking
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>>734431247
kek
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>>734428010
ref up gas chamber
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Only small boobs...
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>>734428954
yea, why should you have all the fun?
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>>734428010
Fap furiosly.
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>>734428010
>go home
>call boss
>Me: hey i cant come in today, crazy feminists were in the way
>boss: understandable, have a great day.
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>>734430122
Men are always a greater victim of violence and murder than women are.
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>>734428010
pull out the FAL Rhodesian style
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>>734432655
Feed that bitch a carrot?
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>>734429717
+ 1
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>>734432655
Isn't that the deerhaunter from timesplitters?
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>>734432655
Does anyone have Claudia Acuña uncensored?
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>>734432690
>boss dude at work
>call wife
>Me: hey I can't pick up the kids from kindergarten, crazy feminists are blocking the way out
>Wife: AAAAAAAAHhhh
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>>734428010
take off my pants and challenge them to wrestle
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>>734428532
>yell fuck them while they're still warm
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It'll take a crane to get them out.
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>>734432826
kek
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>>734429050
don't mind me, just watering these flowers
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>>734433218
all I can picture is a trouserless, overweight neckbeard, feet shoulder width apart, legs bent, arms outstretched. His 3 inch choad is erect and throbbing. Flop sweat flows down from his forehead.

"Let's rassle!"
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>>734428773
>rape
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>>734430527
This, except get a bunch of other dudes in on it so they would have no chance to react. Throw their clothes in a river or something, keep running.
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>>734432957
THE MOOSE IS LOOSE
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>>734429998
>>734430122
>>734428010

>>734430344
>>734430576
>>734430734
>>734430986
>>734431203
damnnn this made me look up Oakland where i live near and visit all the time thinking its ghetto as fuck, it is but only fucking:
24 homicides of late MAY!

proud of my Bay Area cleaning their shit up, at one point we had at least one a day
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>>734428811
I could see /r9k/ doing this if the government banned tendies
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>>734433657
Implying you would whip it out, no balls
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>>734434943
The tendie riots. Can you imagine the smell?
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>>734435032
>>>734434943
>The tendie riots. Can you imagine the smell?
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>734428010
turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>734428532
You know, the jews are the ones hiring for these paid protestors.

Don't these subhumans have any fucking dignity whatsoever?
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>>734430379
asswipe driver should lose his job
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No wonder 4chans are a bunch of shut-ins. If they try to go anywhere their path gets blocked.
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>>734428087

This is clearly the right answer.
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>>734429130

it was actually 32+ murders in 30 days.
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>>734431935

Nope.
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>>734434551
bay pride!!
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>>734431935
its argentina
>inb4 le argentina white meme
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>>734428010
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>>734436202
Okay, one murder a day. Come to Chicago. And make the protest male.
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>>734428010
>>734428532
As a liberal, i would just like to say these people do represent our views, or our values. They are a fringe minority, and nobody likes them.
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>>734431862
this.
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Ladies
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tortas!!
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>>734432655
correction: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>734435349
>Fuck off you shit head NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!REEREREREREREREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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>>734429717
Neat!
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>>734434943
>>734435032
>>734435112
Don't even joke about this
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>>734428532
take a selfie
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>>734432655
heeeeeeeeeeeehhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Wtf is this shit
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>>734432655
I just watched alien covenant last night and let me just say the resemblance is uncanny.
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>>734428010
Respect their bad decisions to 'protest' naked in public, and cry like children
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>>734428010
take my time and perform sweet lovemaking on each one individually. like, really make them feel like they matter. that love can be shared. that there's potential for the future. outrage is a distraction. sensuality will heal all wounds.

i got time.
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>>734428532
Why do these spics allow those lesbians to have an orgy in public?
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>>734437868
aye, we jus' so sleepy
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uncancered
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>>734435173
uhm? you*d still be walking straight to them, bro^^
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>>734437494
imagine, waking up to your mother's already cold lifeless body. a note saying "they banned tendies today. im sorry my sweet boy. there's nothing left in the world that i can give you other than my corpse. i will always love you"

imagine.
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>>734429998
Murder is part and parcel of living in a big city
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>>734428010
call immigration
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- I hop my parents don't see this...
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>>734428010
most disorganized nude haka ever
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>>734432655
madskillz needed to add popping jaw
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>>734437787
prettymuch.
protestors nowadays just do it in hopes to provoke a passerby into violence so they can get even more press coverage, and get a big juicy court settlement. they hate being quietly ignored.
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>>734439101
You do know they get paid around $15/hr don't you?

Look into it. The jews are responsible, as always.
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>>734437036
>these people do represent our views
>do represent our views

We know.
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>>734428010
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>>734438016
Actually, I think that's worse
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>>734428010
Este pais se fue a la mierda
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>>734428010
join and start undulating my praises to Bacchus?
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>>734430379
>that dude just walking there with his groceries not giving a fuck
fuckin A
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>>734437475
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
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>>734428010
Move back to Texas
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>>734428010
request timestamps, and wait for them to gtfo
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>>734432957
kek
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