what would you do to me /b/ ? kill? rape? cook? play chess with

>>734425522
totally sex

I'd exchange small talk with you and be on my way

Meet with this
>>734422629

>>734425560
yeah? boy, girl? what kind?

>>734425763
what would we talk about? the weather?

>>734425838
Weather, politics, school if you go to school with me, work, mutual friends

>>734425522
how good are you at chess?
if your worthy id play

>>734425522
whats your chess ranking

>>734425982
unf i'm so into talking about mutual friends

>>734426041
I think I'm pretty good. Would play all the time with my father for years, and still did up until last year, but never did much else with it.

>>734426170
im assuming your father was decent and with that i would probably play you

ok lets start,

>e4

>>734425522
You look like you're homosexual. If we have similar interests and your homosexuality isn't too flamboyant, I'd happily hang out with you if you were interesting.

>>734425522
someone says they are a good at chess only one thing to do my guyo but play

>>734425522
I would fuck your boipussy and suck your sweet cock.

>>734425522
18m here would love to fuck you

>>734425522
I love chess. :)

>>734426337
That'd be cool. Hopefully I won't fall for you and we can have a nice friendship.

>>734426374
I prefer the former :x

>>734426277
wut?

>>734426418
where you live? I live in Japan, so probably no where near me anyway

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>>734426469
play me faggot

>e4

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>>734425522
>Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 shirt

>>734426516
UK :( Can't stop us from sexting though..

post n00ds

>>734426544
e5

>>734426704
Nf3

>>734426235
he was!

>>734426544
man, im sleepy cuz it's 1:00 AM and i should be asleep.

>>734426576
alaskas great!!

>>734426608

this is true!

>>734426704
not continuing the match, dood?

>>734426469
>I prefer the former :x
I know you do, but I'm a faggot too and my need for dick must be fulfilled.

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>>734425522
I'd Zyklon B you, you fucking degenerate.

>>734427341
this makes sense. i'm fine with it. i'm a hung bottom so it always ends up that way

>>734427451
is it itchy?

>>734425522
Alonso? You are exactly like a friend of mine

>>734426079
lmfao where, you idiot?
Tournies?
Online?
Chilling with the homies?
Stomping my father in a casual game?

>What's your chess ranking?
Fucking lol. It's one. I'm first.

>>734425522
Ignore.

>>734427803
> i'm a hung bottom so it always ends up that way
You're a cute guy, so I want to fuck you.
I usually like to get fucked by dominant daddy-type guys.
Still, if your cock is nice, I want to squeaze that thing dry.

>>734428788
where do you usually find your men? grindr?

>>734429539
I don't usually find men.
I'm a closeted bifag.
I only got fucked by a guy once, he was my close friend and very masculine.

>>734429727
ah, i see. i think it would be interesting if we knew each other irl

>>734430485
Yeah, it would. I've met a lot of interesting people online that I wish I knew irl.
Btw, I'm from eastern Europe, lol.

>>734430716
oh, really? where in Eastern Europe?

>>>/soc/

>>734430769
Croatia. It's not eastern Europe per se, but it's pretty close.