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Who's this guy? Heard he was called Dan or something.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Who's this guy? Heard he was called Dan or something.
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Which one?
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>>734417000
Yeah, that's Dan Schneider.
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I think he might be Dan "Along came a Schnieder and crept up inside her" Schnieder, but I'm not sure.
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Nah bro, that's Big Dan "I'll make you famous if I can finger your anus" Schnieder.
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No, no, it's Dan "If I married someone older the FBI will close their folder" Schnieder.
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>>734417000
Dan "Stick His Dick Inside Her" Schneider.
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Dan "If you want to sing, let me finger your ring" Schnieder
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Incey wincey Schnieder climbed up her spout
Down came Lorraine and found the Schnieder out
Out came all the lawyers and gagged poor Lorraine
So Incey Wincey Schnieder climbed up her spout again
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>>734417000
old "soda can" dan
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Dan Schnieder sat on a school wall
Then Dan Schnieder had a big fall
All Nicolodeon's lawyers and all of their men,
Had to take out a injunction for Schnieder again.
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>>734417750
That's how he put in in her anus.
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Dan "Got Ariana Grande pregnant and forced her via his management, who's now his wife, to have an abortion" Schnieder.
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>>734417137
have you seen her now O_O?
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Dan "Smile for the camera, then I'll hammer ya" Schnieder.
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>>734417968
Post pic.
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>>734418172
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>>734418193
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>>734418172
So?
Have you saw Dan recently?
He's doing much better.

Plus he claimed that throat and anus in its prime. It's expired now.
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>>734418259
How have I seen Dan ? Nope check outside your local elementary school.
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>>734417000
Who is he? The luckiest motherfucker on the planet. He been fuckin Nickelodeon girls since before you were born.
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>>734418372
Doubt that
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Dan "Pussy Divider" Schnieder
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>>734417941
Her eyes scream "Help me"

Need moar for... research
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>>734418541
Dan "If you want your own show those knickers must go" Schnieder
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Dan "If you want the part then lube up where you fart" Schnieder
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Dan "Slam the Lamb" Schneider
Dan "thicker than a Tennessee torah scroll" Schneider
Dan "hey little girls, want some candy?" Schneider
Dan "got kicked out of cub scouts for eating the brownies" Schneider
Dan "I'll make you famous" Schneider
Dan "you'll do it, and like it if you want the job" Schneider
Dan "The Bad Man with Fast Hands" Schneider
"Steely" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Human Casting Couch" Schneider
Dan "The Grande Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Amanda Bind her" Schneider
Dan "Sturdy the Dirty McCurty" Schneider
Dan "Victoria, Just us" Schneider
Dan "Tinted Windows" Schneider
Dan "The Legendary Cherry Ferry" Schneider
Dan "relax your throat like a big girl" Schneider
Dan "not even Bill Murray will believe you" Schneider
Dan "you tell anyone and your family dies you little whore" Schneider
Dan "I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her,
Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise" Schneider
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Dan "you got the role, now prepare your asshole" Schnieder
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Idk what's going on here, but for the record I'm into it...
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>>734417000
I believe he's called "Dan Pops your cherry Schneider"
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Dan "I've got a goal and my goal is your hole" Schnieder.
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Dan "because I can" Schnieder
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Dan "Your hole used to be tight and now it's Grande" Schnieder.
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>>734418503
Hi Dan.
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>>734419403
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>>734418503
Dan detected.
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Dan "My balls on your nose, and My tongue on my your toes" Schneider
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Dan "any holes a goal" Schneider
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>>734420489
>$180,000 per Icarly episode
Memes aside, I bet Dan the Man had forcy fun time with Miranda in exchange for that insane paycheck.
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Dan "I'm the writer, suck me" Schneider
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>>734420633
Dubs reveal the truth.

You can see the pain in Miranda's eyes in this one.
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Dan "if you want the money, let me cum on your tummy" schneider
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>>734420815
Don't icarly had a cum overdose at some frat party? Dan trained her well if true lol
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it's a strange thing how people like this have to kind of show it to the world. they can't just keep it to themselves. same thing with serial killers it's like they have to show it off to the world and are guilty before even being proven guilty of anything.
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Dan " gape that tight little cunt for the camera, you stupid sexy slut. Stop crying! " schneider
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>>734417000
is he a pedo or something? that look though.
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Is he pedo? https://youtu.be/1m49GSVqeOo
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>>734421220
The "ghost" has DSL's for days. Just saying.
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>>734421220
That rumor has stuck to a few people. Last person I heard it attached to was Lil' Kim. I don't think it's true. Porn stars do bukkake and are fine afterwards.
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>>734420815
i wouldn't doubt it. they're basically co-workers right? you know how female co workers get with male co workers. rubbing up on them hre and there, sneaking an innocent touch here and there, flirtations here and there, after work drinks here and there, etc.
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>>734421220
A former starlet doing crazy stuff at college parties... Probably it's true. Who knows? But you know the rules, pics or it didn't happen.
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>>734421220
She was (allegedly) known as "the ghost" for her propensity to be covered in jizz.
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>>734421819
Interesting, to say the least... Do you know that for a fact, or is it just a campus rumor?
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>>734421764
Stop bragging, Dan!
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>>734421220
Ah yes.
"the ghost". A buddy of mine was there and called me the next morning to tell me about it. I didn't believe him at first, but it's hard not to after all these other people came forward saying identical shit.
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>>734421965
I know for a fact that it's just campus rumor made in 4chan, it's a campus rumor that never circulated the campus or anywhere besides the internet.
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>>734422465
with with the curly hair knows
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>>734422264
mm... I'd take the bait. Elaborate a bit. What your friend told you?
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living the dream
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>>734417000
Thought that was a young john candy
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>>734421819
>her propensity to be covered in jizz.
backstory?
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>>734417000
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>>734418172
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>>734422649
He told me she was super fucked up. Someone invited her because she was one of the boys cousins. And a group of guys kept making moves on her. And eventually she gave in, and they took her into a room. He didn't partake but they kept face fucking her. They tried to fuck the pussy but she had shit her pants.

Anyways, so they kept busting inside her mouth and shit. She was gone. After about the 15th or so guy, she threw up cum. Everywhere. All over herself. She was covered in nut.
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>>734421220
>>734421819
There is nothing wrong with being a sex addict. It's her life, she can do whatever she wants. Just leave her alone, faggots.
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>>734424351
there's nothing wrong with criticising people. it's our life we can do whatever we want
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>>734424304
Wow! Dunno if that’s hot or disgusting. Was she drugged or so?
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>>734424644
I think she was just drunk as fuck. But from the sound of it, I wouldn't be surprised if someone slipped something in her drink. I know I would've.
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>>734424644
>Wow! Dunno if that’s hot or disgusting.
that's most likely fake newfag
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>>734424819
more details? greentext welcome, btw
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>>734417000
>checked
that's Dan "the man dick as thick as a soda can" Schneider
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>>734417658
i member
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>>734417000
That's Dan "Makin' the Loli Gape Wider" Schneider
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>>734424892
Probably. But it's a good story. I want to hear more of it anyways.
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Dan "let me see if you want the job" Schneider
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>>734424304
>After about the 15th or so guy, she threw up cum
moar pls
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Dan "ya rim the hole, ya gets the role" Schneider
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>>734424304
Is your friend gay lol? He didn't facefucked that beauty for real?
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It's Dan "to be the next Hannah Montana, come sit on my banana" Schneider.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGlTS8aMBxM
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>>734424304
I love these stories
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>>734417000
Yeah, thats Dan "hold her tighter, shes a fighter" schneider.
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>>734420633
>her tears
everytime
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>>734424304
Kek, this story has been told with [insert famous young actress] for over a decade.

If anyone believes this, you are beyond retarded.
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>>734425712
Gold
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>>734425478
I chuckled. Good one.
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It's Dan "with Disney you've signed, now your anus is mine" Schneider
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>>734425867
Stop shitposting here and go back to acting, Miranda. Your career is dead as hell.
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Dan the van Schneider
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>>734422980
dont insult the legend like that
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I always love these threads.
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>>734425867
>>734426000
Serious question. What happened with her career? Did she quit acting?
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>>734426349
she was on a series last year and still does voice work iirc
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>>734421220
what the fuck is a "cum overdose"
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>>734426546
Ask your mother.
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>>734426420
>till does voice work
Only? I don't want to sound mean, but that's pathetic.
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>>734424304
Are you still here, /b/bro? Told us more details, please.
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>>734426741
really? she made millions just for the work on despicable me series

money is money, johnny and it's pretty good for a nick allum
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>>734426818
fuck off dumbass, that's fake
i know it's normal being stupid when you're14 but just this once, shut up
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>>734426420
Miranda nude scenes when
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>>734426961
>muh... muh... muh waifu is pure and virgin
ah, waifufags are so fuckin crazy. Sorry to say, but all Hollywood's actresses are whores. Grow up and deal with it, virginfag.
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>>734417000
Your trips just got checked by Dan "the cheek divider" Schneider
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>>734425434
That's when you know that shit its BS who wouldn't want to cum on her?!
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>>734426882
But she was so big with Icarly and such. Now her acting career is just a voice work shit. Pretty low stuff for her, I think.
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>>734417750
>her eyes

Poor girl
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>>734427276
>But she was so big with Icarly
but she made more money with the voice over than all of icarly

yeah she was big hit with a kids tv series but it was just a kids tv series
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Srly tho WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY ?!
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>>734427175
are you trying to fit in? shouldn't you be in school?
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Dan "if you want to be famous prepare your anus" schneider
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>>734427494
the only thing worse than a waifufag is a dumbass that can't into reading a thread to find the answer
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>>734417213
She is clearly about to move his arm off her
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Dan the man with a plan to finger your clam schneider
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>>734427494
He is Dan "The guy committing sexual exploitation on kids TV in America" Schnieder
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dan has moved on...have you watched his newer shows?
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>>734427175
Dan detected.
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>>734427691
No Dan, name them.
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>>734427490
Hot sweaty body. More pics of this set?
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>>734421220
someone post her gangbang pasta
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>>734427569
>the only thing worse than a waifufag is a dumbass that can't into reading a thread to find the answer

Yeah nicknames and fucking made up BS stories.
Fuck off fag!
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>>734427861
that has nothing to do with common sense extrapolation from significant names from multiple posts

your reply shows you are dense and butthurt
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>>734426818
Yeah mate. I'll tell it the best i can from what he told me.
>they take her to the room
>she's giggling and slurring her words
>one of the guys says "shut up bitch. you look like michael jackson" and rips her top
>starts making her deepthroat her fist
>50 or so college guys get in a line and remove their clothes
>one by one she sloppily sucks their cocks
>shes double pumping the whole time
now that i think about it, i'm surprised the bitch can even use her wrists anymore
>shes mumbling and moaning almost the whole time
>tears running down her face
>eyeliner is fucked
>lipstick is all over her bruised face
>shes loving every second of it
>this dude with a huge dick steps up to the plate
>hes going wild
>practically punching the bitch
>shes gagging and her face is purple
>"im gonna splooge!"
>he shoves his throbbing cock down her throat
>he blows his load and she has cum dripping out of her nose
>pulls out his dick
>she coughs up thick white cum
>keeps throwing it up
>starts licking it off the floor once shes done
>>734425434
actually yeah. he watched out of amusement with a group of the guys girlfriends. they were enjoying it.
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>>734427276
>>734427490
She did "The Intruders" too. A bunch of hot scenes, but any nudes. Such a shame.
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>>734428036
never any proof sigh
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>>734428280
its your choice to believe it or not anon. I'm just telling you guys what information I received. That is all.
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>>734428280
it's a hot meme, autist. of course there isn't any proof in this story universe there aren't cellphones that can record
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>>734417000
It's Dan "Hole Hound" Schneider
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>>734428036
It's so hard to believe they don't fucked all her holes, sorry.
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>>734428541
I told you. She shit her fucking pants mate. They're yuppie college boys, none of them are going to fuck with diarrhea.
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>>734428036
>50 guys
>not a single cell phone video or picture

Seems legit. I also believe every dumbass story people tell me.
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>>734428133
Checked, Dan "The Intruder" Schnieder!
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>>734428442
I swear that bitch was born to suck dicks. What an amazing mouth!!
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>>734417000

get in here danfags

https://www.rabb.it/r/gkjedg
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>>734428704
Alrighty Dan. You seem upset other men with bigger cocks fucked your toy.
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>>734428704
Not sure if seriuos or trolling. Are you 12?
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>>734428036
continue... I want to fap.
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>Dan's thread
>any feet pic
that's sick and wrong, /b/tards
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>>734417000
Dan "The hymen divider" Schnider
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>>734427628
He just loves to hold them like that
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>>734429037
Just imagine how many times Dan used and abused her perfect feet. He is a God among men.
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>>734428036
>I'm gonna sloooge!
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>>734428036
word is she loves cumbaths a little too much
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>>734428704
>implying Miranda herself don’t make this meme to feel slutty
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>>734429037
>Dan fucked and came inside prime Miranda Cosgrove and you never will
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>>734429129
He does. Dan "Grip 'em tight when they start to fight" Schnieder.
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Every time i come in dan threads i remember miranda and think how he would have fucked her, almost makes me cry, i loved miranda, but i also feel at home that these threads are becoming thinly veiled Miranda threads
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Anyone know if he's related to Roy Schnieder of Jaws fame?
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>>734430102
I feel sorry for the abortion.
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what Dan did to her
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>>734430102
Don't feel bad for her. She is set for life thanks to Danny boy.
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>>734430390
But i used to watch i carly only for her and in secret because i was embarassed to watch it in front of my bro and parents and my English was also really weak
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>>734430304
whatever he did he should have kept it up, she didn't turn into some orange skeleton until after she left nick
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>>734430568
In secret? Why? Can I ask how old are you?
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>>734417000
Dan Schneider A.K.A. THA HYMEN DIVIDER!
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>>734430304
Too creepy to be true. Fake?
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>>734430304
Has Science gone too far?
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>>734428036
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>>734417054
"crept up in schneider" wouldve been funnier
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>>734431208
I see what u did thar
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>>734430780
I am 19, i was a kid back than, but i used to watch it in secret because i didn't want my parents to laugh at me for watching girl shows, same with sabrina, i really wanted to watch it but didn't because was too insecure
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>>734426818
>believing anything on /b/
>believing this shit
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>>734431471
You were a kid who loved to see hot chicks at Icarly first season. It's pretty common lol
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>>734431835
Believe it or not, you never know who post her. It's a curious place 4chan.
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>>734431159
>fist
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>>734432008
Yeah, it's only 99.997% NEETS.
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>>734432008
>replying with words of wisdom in broken english
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>>734432203
>when you no longer hover hand, but you're still a beta.
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>>734432315
ignorant you are
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>>734432441
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>>734432441
probably it's just a 12 years old. don't be so mean with that poor kid, fag.
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>>734431835
Hey Ham King, miss u dude
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>>734422980
There will never be an old john candy.

Sigh. I'm sad.
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>>734432684
im just out here making my dick bigger

you know how it is
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>>734417000
kinda sad though
the guy looks like a creep and now he has this meme stuck on him
even though there is no evidence to suggest he did bad things
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>>734432650
hey im not 12, ill be 13 tomorrow
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>>734432816

>no evidence
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>>734417000
wow! is that a flowering jade plant on the right (crassula ovata)?? damn!! they never flower here where I live...
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>>734432958
oops forgot image
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>>734417000
It is Dan "bingo bongo peppercorn bongo dingus pingus i'll put a ding dong in your ping pong wingy holy fongy hole banga bonga bambooozled bamboosted bassbootted niggersman nick girl penis haha lol xD xd XD Xd 2014 2015 2016 2016 loud nigra scream compilation long sucky sucky fucky fucky long tong hong kong won ton one time ONE TIIIIME ONE TYYYME nigegrsman yeah u coward dont even smoke crack autismo 4chan 9gag reddit funny meme NICKELODEON GIRLS pwnis vagina vagina penis mr sorry but im pooping from this hole mister dont touch her shes a couch long bong" Schneider
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>>734433006
on the left, actually. I meant on their right, which is our left....
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>>734417000
Dan Dan the Molester Man
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>>734417137
Dan "where the fuck is your hand going" Schneider
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>>734431159
I know that dude haha
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what is the point of this thread?
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>>734433413
>/b/
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>>734418172
She was hotter as a ki-aww shit i'm on a Watchlist.
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>>734422465
Who is this pathetic moron exactly?
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Dan threads are awesome.
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>>734426420
someone shoop dan's head on here.
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his name is MR Settle
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