g'morning anon, hope you slept well. tell me why you will

i have nothing to kill myself with

>>734413780
idk

>>734413780
I'm getting high, wake and bake boii. Today's gonna be a nice day.

>>734413780
Sauce?

Because i'm not a wuss lmao

Can't think of a preferably painless, foolproof, quick and easy method.
I don't wanna fuck it up like I've fucked up everything else in life.

>>734413780
why are two just chilling in the background, dont they wanna fuck each other also?

>>734413780
no one knows what happens to human consciousness after you die, so its a gamble I'm not willing to take at the moment.

>>734413923
think about the law of conservation of energy, energy cannot be produced or destroyed, we are also simply energy so when we die our energy will just cycle back into the universe.

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>>734413872
you've fucked up everything in your whole life?
>>734413884
i know, crazy right.
>>734413820
that's a good thing.

>>734413846
nigger

I probably will sleep through most of the day that's why but if I sleep for two days maybe my pneumonia will over take the antibiotics and kill me.
If not then the reason I wont or probably wont ever is because I am pussy.
I pussy out every time even when all I gotta do is walk down the street and get stabbed to death I can't do it.

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>>734413984
that's smart.
>>734414255
nice dubs. don't be mean.

>>734413984
doesn't mean you're going to have a consciousness or retain any memories

>>734414423
That is not necessarily a bad thing.

>>734414423
didnt say it would. just thought you would be interested in hearing what i had to say since we are talking about death and what happens after

>>734414423
>going to have a consciousness or retain any memories
Fuck, that would just be the worst
Going to the effort of taking your life only for your life to carry on in some way? I can't think of a worse fate.

>>734414646
haha fuck oath, especially because if i kill myself tomorrow its to get away from all the fucked shit ive done in my life

>>734413780

The sun is shining and it's a nice day, I'm off work and drinking, and people have created the internet and globalism just to provide me with endless possibilities for distraction and fascination.

The world undoubtedly is shit, and my existence is entirely insignificant and pointless, but I live in the one point in the existence of the universe where I can sit on my ass, get drunk, and not give a fuck.

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>>734414848
good way of looking at it.

>>734414848
not even a that point yet which is why i wouldnt mind a rope right now sick of waiting, days are slow man...

Because I've tried and failed, and when I failed it gave me a more positive outlook on life.

>>734414848
fuck me, same.

>>734414848
straight up depressed as shit but would never kill my self cause I love getting drunk and lookin at memes.

>>734414937
I know the feeling, I have plenty of days like that, but I also know that they pass. Usually I sleep or watch something mindless, or if I can make myself, do something real, draw, write something, play music, shitpost, go for a walk when the world sleeps, or pretending to be someone else. I don't know, I hate absolutely everything in the world, but so what? Who cares, I don't, so why bother, I know it's depression, like I know it's my boss at work, so I say fuck you, and try to steal moments from it out of spite.

>>734414937
bro you could kill yourself now but why not fuckin wait it out, see what happens. we all know this happens once and we dont get another go around, why not see what happens, if you die you die, why do it yourself.

>>734413780
I am no longer allowed access to firearms. Just biding my time until he forgets to lock the safe.

>>734413780
"Hung over" from yesterday's edible.
Don't really have much to go with. My brain is in functioning properly enough right now for me to not think of ending it. I deal with scuicidal thoughts enough to keep them under control. That's not to say I'd have a problem if I died.
Looking forward to the gym later.

Sauce on that gif?

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>>734415534
what's your fav meme ?>>734415754
i've had edibles before, they just made me sleepy.

>>734415784
all time? bobby smurda
right now? im feeling fucking normie right now cause I like to drink with the dudes but its crackin open a cold one.

>>734415534
Exactly, memes is the world, it's society, it's evolution, humanity, condensed, made it's purest and rawest, and it's absolutely pathetic and pointless, but also funny and fascinating, and always changing and new. If you follow the Dawkins, we are now nothing but carriers of memes, to be replaced once the chan learns to appreciate itself, so have fun while we can.

>>734413872
Take a nap in a tub of argon. It's a painless death and it'll be hard to resessita you because argon is denser than air.

You can get a tank of argon at any dedicated welding supply store.

It ain't cheap, but it's not like you'll need the money. Hell might as well get a cash advance and live it up for a night. Not like you have to pay it back.

>>734413780
because i'm scared of death

>>734415750
You don't need firearms to kill yourself. Not saying you should, but if it's what you want, it's your choice and I respect that.

>>734413780
i love to live and my life isn't bad. I'm just not very motivated

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Because i'm graduating tomorrow and after that i can kill myself

Uh, idk, I guess I don't have a reason to kill myself. Don't really want to right now. If I don't work on a movie in a long time, I get into delusions and depression and then totally try to kill myself. A recent short I was gonna do totally fell apart, but I'm trying to focus on my feature writing now. And I signed onto a web series. So I'm good for another few months I guess. I'll let you know.

>>734415784
It depends on the indica/sativa ratio. The batches I get are always different, some better than some. Sometimes I get hallucinations, sometimes I just want to eat and relax

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>>734413780
Anonymous stalker girl said she liked me, figure I'll check into her. Besides I can always an hero later if need be, I've already got my last day planned out.

Cause I'm bout to get some pussy tonight

>>734416223
I did lose my job and the movie at the same time however so I imagine the only thing really keeping me from killing myself in that moment was my girlfriend. She's great. I dont know if I deserve her, but I'm good to her.

too many roads to take than just kill yourself

suicidal people aren't open minded enough to choose a different path

>inb4 moral fag get out

>>734413780
because you posted something i can fap to now

Cuz things might get better probably not but i can go play xbox it could be worse

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>>734416159
that's great to hear.
>>734416186
congratulations.
>>734416348
enjoy the vagina
>>734416738
enjoy the fap.
>>734416849
things will get better!

I refuse to die as long as the guy that posts about suckling a log out of Andy sixes asshole is still alive and posting on b.
That's just bad for human genes.

>>734413780
Because I got some hotel reservations for this weekend and will be spending it there with my gf. Why the fuck would I kill myself when I'm happier than I've been in a very long time?

>>734413780
Im playing Persona 5

My gf just broke up with me so I'm struggling for a reason not to

Because people like you exist, that take time to cheer up random people on anonymous imageboards for no other gratification than the act itself.

Mankind may be rotten at the core, but it has its moments.

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>>734417432
there will be other bitches.
>>734417468
awww. how nice anon. have a good day. :-)

>>734413846
So jelous right now,my dealer ran out off weed and no other way of getting it

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>>734417753
do u not have another source ?

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>>734413780

I'm 3 months off drugs, I just started a new job making $4 more an hour than I was making and I'm getting pussy on a regular basis again.

I won't be killing myself today because things are finally starting to look up for me.

>knock on wood

I'm getting a book published. If a publisher had not accepted it I would have hanged myself in the woods. I seriously have nothing else. That stupid fucking book was the only string keeping me alive and praise kek it was accepted.

>>734413780
bc im a fucking failure and will probably fail at killing myself

Got my first girlfriend. She is the first girl that I really love

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>>734418104
congrats on the progress.
>>734418151
i hope your books is a success.
>>734418160
maybe you'll start failing at failing thereby succeeding.
>>734418424
cool beans man. hope it's good. if it turns bad, remember there are other bitches in the world.

I got too much shit I need to do, and pushing it off to someone else is just fucked up. Also, my wife and son would be sad, or some bullshit like that.

>>734418038
I live in a shitty country in a shitty small town so i asked both of them and they arent responding cus they ran out of weed.
Like fuck sake is there a worse thing then having money but no source? and the plant that im growing will take another month before giving that sweet bud,so yea hating life right now

I made the decision to go back to school and do something with my life. Orientation is in an hour

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>>734418708
i'm sure you can hold out. more weed will be coming bro.
>>734418731
have fun in orrientation, and good life choice you made.

>>734413780
Others care more about my life than me and I appreciate that so I'll work to care too

I can't afford to kill myself I must create the most perfect incarnation of alice

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>>734418963
good plan.

>>734418945
Thanks bro

>>734418945
sauceee

>>734413780
sauce PLS

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>>734419343
:-)
>>734419467
can't help you.
>>734419481
also can't help you.

>>734418038
who is she?

>>734413780
I said your gifs are lame but that doesn't mean you have to post gifs like that. That is just rude and degrading to both sexes. Nothing hot about having these porn actora fuck outdoor where everyone can see them. Sure, they are porn actors but they are still humans. Show some respect.

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>>734419562
a girl, with her boob showing.
>>734419604
appreciate the feedback, and g'morning.

>>734418945
Sauce dud pls

>>734419604
>they're porn actors
>they are doing their job
>posting footage them doing their job outdoors in a remote area is degrading to both genders

Man, good thing I've never filmed myself fixing a phone while camping or else I'd potentially be making the world an awful place

>>734413984
>our energy will just cycle back into the universe.
It never left

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>>734420486
thats deep.