>Be fat >Can't sleep, sign up for sleep study for sleep apnea >they won't give me soda besides orange or grape because caffeine >watch a little Mythbusters before bed >lay down, get all hooked up >no TV while you're sleeping >I require white noise to sleep most of the time >can't sleep, all the wires are making it hard to fall asleep brightidea.png >start to rub my cock >get hard >fap completely unaided, while hooked up to machines and cameras watching me >keep it under the covers to hide it because I'm not a fucking creeper >cum >sleep like babby >mfw nurse says nothing about it in the morning, but there's no way they didn't know.
>>734408781 In a plane >be 16 yr old me >on a trip to Europe 5 years ago (I'm 21) >Been like 4 hours on the flight >start to get massive boner for like 2 hours now >have to do something about it >go to washroom >biggest load of my life >have to clean it up >still biggest load of my life
>2008 >Wrestling team >driving 200 miles via bus, all of us on it >coach not allowing any handheld devices on bus, all cell phones to be off >he wants us to get in the zone, concentrate focus >we pull off for a rest stop >the seniors want us to jack off in the bathroom and collect it in this empty water bottle >we go 3 at a time into the bathroom >collect enough to fill 1/5 of the water bottle >we buy pizza at the next stop, it's a safeway store >friend buys pizza inside for all >puts the semen on the coaches slice >he eats the entire thing
>someone tells the coach >we all snitch on the dude >he gets suspended >team gets withdrawn from all subsequent matches by principal >didn't like wrestling anyway
>7th or 8th grade >Not snow day but limited bus scedual + half day cause of snow >only like 4 or 5 kids on bus >All at front except me >sit at back by myself >jerk it in bery back seet, with emergency door in location where following traffic could prob see if glass wasnt tinted. >shoot huge sideways to seat across aisle while looking at cutie in front of bus >some lands on seat, aisl, and floor infront of my seat >act normal, get off at my stop >never hear anything from bus driver or school
> be me > be in garage to get car repaired > they say it will take over an hour to fix it > decide to go for a walk to kill time > starts raining > get under some trees in a small kind of forest > start fapping > starts raining furiously > start fapping furiously > cum in tree > get back, car is ready, balls are sweaty, moms Spaghetti
>be me >middle of 12 hr drive at night >suddenly, raging boner. Probbably all the caffeine to stay awake >whip it out and fap >fapping vigorously, can't buy >intensity of fapping causes me to speed unintentionally >police lights in rear view >fuck.jpg >pull over trying to finish before cop arrives at window >see him walking towards me in my rear view >can't fucking but > he walks up flashing his light into the cab to find me beating my meat > pulls out his gun and yells >Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur
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