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ITT: We sing the diarrhea song. I'll start with the classic.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: We sing the diarrhea song.

I'll start with the classic.

>When you're sliding into first
>And your pants begin to burst
>Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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>>734389553
never hurd of this
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>>734389553
>When your shit is full of blood
>and it comes out like a flood
>diarrhea, diarrhea
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>when you're riding in a chevy
>and you feel something heavy
>diarrhea, diarrhea
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>>734389661
you mean you've never turd of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58YNYqN6lko
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>when you're shitting broken glass
>and you can't control your ass
>diarrhea, diarrhea
>>
>when you feel you've got to blast
>some feces outta your ass
>diarrhea, diarrhea
>>
>when you're climbing up a latter
>And you feel something clatter
>Diarrhea, diarrhea
>>
>when you're a gay little slut
>and you like it in the butt
>diarrhea, diarrhea
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>when you're suckin Andy Sixx
>and there's wet stuff on your lips
>diarrhea, diarrhea
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Djhk6xDwlc
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>when you could of sworn
>you didn't eat all that corn
>diarrhea, diarrhea
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>When you're swimming in a pool
>lee-vin a trail of stool
>diarrhea, diarrhea
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>>734390766
>lee-vin
wow
how did you manage to turn on your computer?
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>>734391153
>nigga dont know shit about true hiphop

How did you even solve the captcha?
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>>734391349
>hiphop
how did I know you were nig.
fucking nigs are worse than summers, worse than cancer.
>>
>when you're praying to your god
>and your guts are feeling odd
>diarrhea, diarrhea
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>>734391471
Bet you won't post that on your facebook you dirty faggot.
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>>734391153
>>734391349
>>734391471

let's not fight, let's just sing a song about poop
>>
When you and qt wanna cuddle,
In your pants there forms a puddle
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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>>734391548
>facebook
I don't spend my time trying to fuck little girls on social media pedo nig.
I could barely read your retarded shit you uneducated monkey.
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>>734391873
Remember to post proof when you post that to your facebook.
>>
>When you hungry like a felon (yeah)
>Runnin' around like Magellan (yeah)
>Get some Pockets, what you smellin' (yeah)
>It's all because of some ghrelin (yeah)

>And now you leavin' some shit stains
>for eatin' ass, you got some shit brains
>now you feelin' gas, get in the pit lane
>hit or pass, you're hittin' the sick pains

>Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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>>734392355
w.....w....wut?
>>
>>734392355
wtf, calorie free? this must be bullshit
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>>734392255
Remember to graduate highschool.
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>>734392589
Please don't procreate then have sex with your spawn.
>>
>>734389553
No stress, no strain
Just sit and let it drain
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
>>
this thread gave me dysentery
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>>734392737
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>>734392684
Please go back to where "we" took you from where you had it so much better.
>>
when you feel you need to cum
but it's coming from your bum
diarrhea diarrhea
>>
>>734392930
>never been to a place
>go back

Are you really this poorly educated?
>>
>When you're sliding into home
>And your pants are full of foam
>Diarrhea, diarrhea
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>>734392930
>Europeans abduct black slaves in colonial times
>black slaves are brought to america
>black slaves have descendents
>random autist on 4chan claiming to speak for the white race tells the distant descendants of these slaves to go back to where their ancesters were abducted from in the first place

Yeah not how it works buddy
>>
>>734393615
>Yeah not how it works buddy
Nice try though libtard
>>
>>734393615
so you will attack him for
>>734392930
but not the other for this
>>734392684
retard
>>
>>734393790
>FAKE NEWS RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
>MAGA RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE


U.
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>>734389553
Where can I buy these in Australia?
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>>734393089
>Are you really this poorly educated?
>lee-vin
You've gone full circle.
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>>734393615
you're welcome
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>>734394073
lurn 2 hiphop, wite boi.
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>>734394163
Learn to communicate effectively, nigger.
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>>734394264
You could understand that, kiddie diddler?

I must be communicating effectively.
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>>734394403
I work with the mentally ill. I am use to correcting them.
>>
>When you're standing in the shower and
>you feel a lot of power
>diarrhea, diarrhea
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>>734389553
When you're sliding into home, and your pants begin to foam... Diarrhea.... diarrhea!
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>>734389553
i would eat the fuck out of these and then spend the rest of the day in agony on the toilet but would do it all again the next time i got hungry.
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>>734394554
You diddle special kids?
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>>734394738
and the nigger will nig on
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>>734394163
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>>734394831
And the sub 100 IQ dolt will continue to be unremarkable in thought and deed.
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>>734394957
Why can't white people define racism?
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>>734395253
Believing one race is superior to another.
Discrimination is not racism no matter how many niggers believe it.
>>
wait, wtf i was singing this in the shower this morning....wtf
>>
>>734395460
>when you nigger nigger nigger
>and there's yet another nigger
>diarrhea, diarrhea
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>>734395460
Are you really this stupid?

You should write a book, I'd wipe my ass with it.
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>>734395975
Solid argument I bet your momma's proud.
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>>734396120
And I bet your "momma's[sic]" a meth addict on welfare.
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>>734390313
God I love these. Andy Sixx and his dreamy creamy logs of shit is my life now.
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>>734396293
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>>734396701
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>>734395460
>discrimination is not racism
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>>734396871
Discrimination:
recognition and understanding of the difference between one thing and another.

Saying that an apple tastes different from an orange is not racist.
idiot.
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>>734396871
To be fair, it's not. It could be based on race, gender, propensity for shitposting, whatever.

Just let him be, he's getting trolled pretty hard and can't cope with it so he's lashing out the only way he knows how, being a silly, childish racist.
>>
>>734397146
Enlighten us, pray tell, about how black people are different than white people in any meaningful manner.

And please cite your sources.
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>>734397225
Seeing that black skin is black and white skin is white is not racist.
>>734397378
source:
my eyes
>>
>>734389553
>when you need a time to get laid
>all you need to say
>ive got 4 dicks up my butt
>>
>>734397378
Blacks have more melanin. But that's probably racist.
>>
>>734397450
Is skin color the only difference between black people and white people?

Your eyes aren't a peer reviewed scientific journal.
>>
>>734397638
>peer reviewed scientific journal
I don't care that much.
You provide sources for your claims.
Being that there are no differences.
>>
>>734397638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtiJN6yiik
That's probably peer reviewed.
>>
>>734397787
You do care that much, until you got BTFO.

Please cite your sources for me claiming anything.
>>
>>734389553

>It's yummy in your tummy
>But runny out your bummy
>Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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>>734389553
wait, is this a real product? hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHh
HAHAHAHAHAA
>>
>>734397846
If only we all had pianos....
>>
>>734389553
when you're climbing up a ladder
and you feel something splatter
it's diahghra PPFT PPFT it's diaahread PPFT PFFFT.

top kek i'ts kindergartean again, thx op.
>>
when you're slidin into third
and you feel a big turd
it's diareahha, it's diarrhea


>theres never been a good rhyme for 2nd base
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>>734398062
Thanks for coming down off that high horse to have some fu.... What's that? You don't own a horse?
>>
>>734397866
pretty sure blacks are more susceptible to sickle cell anemia.
>>
>>734391548
steak and bananas with ketchup???

what kind of autistic homestuck cripple shitbag schizophrenic are you?
>>
>>734398264
Hrm, thanks for the info.

>>734398332
The best kind.
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>>734392355
Damnit i want peanut butter now
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>>734398242
of course i dont own a horse. you know how fucking expenvie those niggerare are ?? i'm drunk, fuc you. nigger. HORSE HURTR. HORSE..

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR HOERSE. I"M DRUNK AND FUCK YOU NIGGER.
>>
>>734398406
do my evil bidding or i will kill you.
>>
>>734398600
nice dubs and enjoy the drunk anon. I'm drinking too
>>
>>734398600
dubs say this is now a drinking thread
>>
>>734398600
Dubs?
Pleb.

>>734398642
I'm not afraid of death, anon.
>>
This thread started off good.

What happened, faggots
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>>734399122
You tell me.
>>
>>734397866
Read about the G factor if you really care about it.
trigger warning.
kek
>>
>when you're sucking on your ba ba
>and you want to Make America Ga Ga
>diarrhea, diarrhea
>>
>>734397866
http://www.jstor.org/stable/pdf/4236447.pdf?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents
>>
>>734399158
I couldn't even begin.

I love the shitposting though.
>>
>>734399195
What does G factor say about dumb wite bois' propensity for racism?
>>
>>734399386
see
>>734399280
>>
>>734399280
>one single study

you'll have to TLDR it for me.
>>
>>734399494
hard to find real shit among the liberal mumbo jumbo.
>one study not enough... wow
>>
>>734399494
oh wait.. one study was too much to read... should have known.
>>
>>734398796
if you are not afraid of death, then do what i want. i will pay you. where are you located. NYC here. don't give a fuck that this is 4chan. it's hard to find good help these days.

and by good help i mean people who will, unquestionably, without protest or emotional anything, do exactly what i command. with no regard to their own personal safety or future. can you do that for me? will you do that for anyone?

because that is what the fuck i want.
>>
>>734399494
>upset anon only found one study
>won't even read that
>needs someone else to break it down and just give the juicy info

What'd you even ask for a citation for
>>
>>734399558
>>734399613
Read it in its entirety for me and post the breakdown right now or you're too stupid to have this conversation.

Fair enough?


Any other supporting studies?
>>
>>734399708
Dude. No one wants to suck your dick.
>>
>>734399708
I can shitpost on /b/ for you.


Pay me in tendies, ship them to my mom's house. (you know where my mom lives, don't play coy.)
>>
>>734399821
>Read it in its entirety for me
>you're too stupid to have this conversation
Way to represent.
Living proof of jensenism.
>>
>>734399932
>>734399971

just looking for strong people for a criminal empire. oh well. enjoy your.. whatever you fap to and worthless do-nothing lives. cowards.

oh, and you will be killed because of this. enjoy.
>>
>>734399821
>or you're too stupid to have this conversation.
I know at least one person here too stupid to have a conversation. Here's a hint: it's you.

Why do you need someone else to paraphrase the article for you?
>>
>>734400166
>internettoughguy.jpg
>>
>when you're pounding on some ass
>and you pull out way too fast

Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea!
>>
>>734400180
Don't know why I bothered you can prove shit and it doesn't matter if it isn't PC.
>>
>>734400065
>130 IQ
>too lazy to read whatever shit /b/ tells me is proof that racism is ok.


Literally shut up.
>>
When you're in a shitty thread
And it's time to go to bed

Gonorrhea gonorrhea
>>
>>734400166
>doesn't know about my 7 proxies

Nice try, poo poo face.
>>
>>734400336
How does it prove racism is ok?
You have problems libtard.
>>
>>734400180
>article
>232 page study
>have to read and respond to petty racism on /b/ before 404 or you're not one of the cool kids.

Listen to yourself.
>>
>>734400336
The matter was discrimination is not racism. I proved discrimination exists.
Liberals are fucking retarded.
>>
>>734400324
Not even a part of this reply chain. I never claimed anything. But you're a dumb shit if you can't even click on the link and skim through the article.

There's no point asking for sources if you just want the person you asked for the source to paraphrase it for you. How would you even know of they weren't lying if you didn't investigate it yourself?
>>
>>734400582
>demands peer reviewed scholarly article
>butthurt over result

Listen to yourself.
>>
>>734400582
>wanting sources on /b/
>doesn't want to read it when it's provided

No one is asking you to respond to shit
>>
>>734400449
I'm guessing it's showing some correlation to race and "g factor" and that somehow excuses peoples racism since I asked for proof of meaningful differences between races, posted by someone posting "nigger" over and over again.

Protip I'm white, and I've been trolling and laughing at you idiots this whole time.
>>
>>734400844
>excuses peoples racism
nope
You are mad because your troll failed.
>>
>>734400609
I'm getting called a nigger. It's about racism. Protip, I'm white.

>>734400646
>>734400736
>>734400805
TLDR. How about a summary. Can you do that for me, champ?
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>>734400950
What does that word salad even mean?
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>>734401053
>How about a summary. Can you do that for me, champ?

No because I don't even give a fuck nor have any goddamn clue what the fuck you guys are even arguing about.

I'm just pissed you asked for a source and can't even be arsed to read it your own goddamn self.
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Some people think its funny
But it's really brown and runny
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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>>734401053
pic or never happened.
>>
>>734401364
Pic of what or what never happened?
>>
>people think it's funny
>but it's really dark and runny
>diarrhea, diarrhea
>>
>>734401431
time stamp that skin racist.
>>
>no stress, no strain
>just sit and let it drain
>diarrhea, diarrhea
>>
>>734401333
>>734401463
Why would you copy someone else's rhyme like less than a minute after they post it? At least wait a while before stealing someone's material
>>
>>734401464
I'm literally on /b/ right now. You really need more proof?

>>734401241
LOL, kk fam, I get it. I'll read about it later.
>>
>>734401807
>I'll read about it later.
Don't lie.
>>
>>734402029
Prove I'm lying.
>>
>>734402029
I love you
>>
>>734389920
How does glass rhyme with ass? Rhyming isn't a spelling thing you know.
>>
>When you're driving through a storm
>And you feel something warm
>Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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>>734402211
You are literally not qualified to speak about rhyming.

Go back to listening to rebecca black or whatever.
>>
>>734402211
Are you British or something?

Idk how those two words couldn't rhyme
>>
>>734402964
>when your whole life is a farce
>and you can't rhyme glass with arse
>diarrhea, diarrhea
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