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Say I want to somehow destroy a family members pc without him

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Say I want to somehow destroy a family members pc without him knowing it was me. how would I go about doing this? I mean destroy, hopefully even get him blamed for it.
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>>734383717
Piss on it.
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system32. Delete that shit
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>>734383717
Depemding on the computer you might be able to use a usb killer
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>>734383717
https://www.usbkill.com/
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DBAN it.

>>734383929

This loophole has been sealed for years.
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It's a computer he tends to leave with a password on it. He's just an absolute piece of shit all the time to everyone. System 32 is out, anything I can do, hardware wise? I want to say magnets but apparently they don't do shit to modern tech
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I would love to put some kind of ransomeware on it but his computer and mine are on the same network.
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>>734384190
Have you tried pouring water down it?
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>>734384190
Microwave for 3 or 4 seconds
Long enough to do damage
short enough to not melt it
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>>734384402
Can't make it super obvious that it was someone in the house, would have to look like an accident/something he did. (He uses torrents a lot which is why I wish I could just ransomeware it)
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>>734383717

Hit it with a hammer when they're not looking
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>>734384460
How do you microwave a desktop what in the fuck
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>>734383929
OP wants to destroy it not fix it!
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>>734383717
>Open notepad on their computer
>Type @echo off
>:Crash
>Start
>Goto crash
>Save as something theyll surely notice.bat
>Place on desktop
>Log off
>???
>Profit
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Anon is probably some salty younger brother
underage b&?
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USB kill.
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>>734384585
Kek
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>>734384586
you put the pc in the microwave
unless the pc is really big or you have a tiny microwave it wouldn't work
use common fucking sense
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>>734383717
You can get ransomware samples online
>put on usb stick
>go to their pc
>disable AV
>plug in
>execute
>???
>profit
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>>734384547
Anon, you're simply asking an impossible task. Just smash it to pieces and leave a note that says, "(insert name here) was here." Classic incrimination technique.
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Do you have a pc that fits in a fucking microwave lmao
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>>734384190
Got any old hard drives? The magnets in those are very strong compared to normal ones, don't get your fingers between them. Stick to his hard drive and move it around, should corrupt enough to make it unusable. Most of the time it also wipes the internal data the drive uses as landmarks to locate the heads, then it's really fucked.

Requires physical access but less than 5 min worth of work, including getting magnets from an old drive.
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>>734383717
>create bat file that crashes when clicked
>save file
>put bat file on windows start up
>(i dont know)right click windows start up folder or some shit and make the files go hidden, so he wont be able to find it.
>???
>profit
>accept the fact that you're a salty fucker who's probably jealous of your brother's success.
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Try vxheaven. And boot disks = no password, genius. Drop malware into his startup folder and wait for him to log on. Defeat all AVs if possible, bonus if you replace with a rogue.
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>>734385221
Will that work on solid state drives?
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>>734383717
Does this guy view porn? If so then download a dangerous virus and just let it do the work when he gets on it.
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usbkill.com
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>>734385161
who are you asking?
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>>734385487
Nope, those are just hugeass flash drives so it won't work.
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>>734383717
Put it in the oven for a while, but not enough to make the metal melt. Baking sheet under, just in case. If he questions it, say the cpu fan broke.
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Make a .bat file to delete a sensitive system file, disguise it as a harmless program on the desktop. You can even add it to run on startup, so call it something like "(program name) Update v4.1," or something. Also, for extra destruction, completely destroy the BIOS, rendering the computer trashed completely, or add a BIOS password so your family member cant boot from a different OS and recover any unaffected files.

>or just fucking format C:\ and any recovery images, then add a BIOS password
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>>734385856
But then you just reset CMOS and reload. We need total destruction here.

Thermite.
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>>734383717
Trust in the BBC and pray to Shrek every night
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>>734383717
Turn machine off, unplug from wall, hold power button for 30s to discharge board.

Take a needle and poke holes in some or all the electrolytic capacitors on the board. Plug back in and leave. When he goes to turn it on, either it'll work.. for a while.. then slow down, give RAM errors, and otherwise be a nuisance. Or it's possible that the capacitors will immediately start leaking and smoking and the machine will die pretty quickly. I haven't done it myself but this is a surefire way to kill a motherboard. His data will be okay.

Hard drive destruction is another way, but it's a serious asshole move if the data is irreplaceable.
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Looking at this usbkill.com shit. Looks pretty neat. Any stpries with it? So far my best option because am a bit retarded on how to get through his password
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>>734384190
dban
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>>734384586
Take out the RAM & microwave it
Take out the CPU & microwave it
Take out the HDD & microwave it

Also just conveniently forget to put the thermal paste back on the CPU when you put it all back together. Just as a final fuck you.
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put..Put your dick in it
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If u just want the data gone nuke the ssd only for 3 seconds and it's done. Dban would work too but the ssd will still work as well, not really killing anything that can't be fixed by reinstalling windows.

If u wanna just make the computer have a slow death, remove the CPU heatsink wipe off the thermal compound and reinstall. Be even funnier if u nuked the hdd and then ran ubcd with a CPU stress test.

Poking the caps make it slow and painful too but no guarantee of data loss.

But my favorite is simply throwing the box out of a window or shooting it with a large caliber bullet like a nigger should be treated.
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Fill it with spiders and ants
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To be annoying, you could go to Msconfig -> Boot tab -> Advanced options and limit the system to like 1GB of RAM and 1 processor core. A non-savvy user would probably abandon the machine after virus scans failed to do anything.
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physically destroy or just completely ruin the software so that is unusable?
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Calm the fuck down you salty younger brother, computers arent worth $1 dolar you gay little shit, stop asking shit or kys
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