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Help My landlord is kicking me out tomorrow if I don't clean

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Help
My landlord is kicking me out tomorrow if I don't clean my apartment. What can I do?
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an hero
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>>734380266
Burn the building down.
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clean your apartment?
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>>734380266
man you sure like iced tea
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Fuck off that's not your room reverse image search
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>>734380266

You pay rent right? leave the mess but make it 1000x worse since obviously you won't get your deposit back lol. Just rent a new place and tell your landlord to eat shit and die.
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>>734380377
It's not that easy. I have plantar fasciitis
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>>734380266
>landlady.
Mom
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>>734380266
> piss jugs

Who cares if you get kicked out. A dumpster would be an upgrade.
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>>734380530
I know people who have plantar fasciilits that work all day on their feet. You can do it you just don't want to...I'm the same way
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>>734380266
>get heavy duty trash bags
>toss everything in dumpster
>tell landlord to fuck off
It's not that hard. Alternatively, you can just hide everything in your car for a day, then sneak it back to your room.
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Drink more water you look like you're constantly dehydrated
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Get trashbags, throw everything in there. After landlord sees it's clean, empty out your trashbags onto the floor again. Do that pro re nata.
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>>734380530
My wife has that and works on her feet for damn 12 hours a day and you complain about having to clean your home. Fucking loser just an hero
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>>734380266
Livestream yourself setting fire to your apartment so we can watch the cottage cheese around your ass combust leaving a fiery sillouette of your morbidly obese corpse and a pile of greasy ashes and crisco.
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>>734380266
Wow that's a lot of piss.
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>>734380266
kill your landlord, hide the body under the trash.
it's not like you're going to care about the smell, right?
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I'm trying to clean but I keep spilling. I have the kitchen Alamo clean though
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>>734380530
wear the right footwear you dumb nigger
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>>734380524
* drink piss and die
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>>734380530
>i don't have to clean because i'm a fascist
fuck you, you fucking garbage nazi. clean up your shit, annex poland, and DO NOT invade russia.
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>>734380530
My pops has plantar fasciitis and he goes to work everyday. I know this is b8 but I'm bored so have a (you)
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>>734380266
Stop pissing in jugs you fucking savage.
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This is probably the second worse room. My kids room is pretty clean.
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>>734381537
YOU HAVE A KID?
Fuck me i feel bad for it
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>>734381537
Poor kid
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See, it's not too bad.
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>>734381799
That's it, I hope you're trolling...timestamp or fake.
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>>734381799
>still no timestamp

Probably just kys
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>>734380266
imma say "clean your apartment"
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>>734380466
I don't think it's tea.....
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>>734381958
>>734382187
You gave me 2 mins hold on
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>>734380266
Clean up?
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>>734381537
>tfw this fat slob faggot has a kid and I can't even get a GF
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Why don't you try not being a total swill slob
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>>734380530
Clean it or get kicked out. Simple as that op. Just do it.
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>>734382310
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>>734381799
>no timestamps
No care
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>>734381958
https://www.leddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/5r90ex/comment/dd5ufyt

kekeke
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>>734381180
TOP POST
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How do I get poop off the wall?
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>>734381537
Stop drinking soda you fat fuck. Also, just grab a garbage bag and start raking the shit in.
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>>734381958
I used to work for a large rental company and did handyman shit and tenant inspections, the old guy I worked for took pictures for the main office and used to see this shit all the time, I told him to save them and post them on the internet and he looked at me like I was a fucking retard, I never seen one this bad but I seen a few bad ones.
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>>734381799
I'd honestly help you cuz that's fucked you let a kid live in that mess.
>INB4 moralfag
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>>734382595
Hot water + soap, scrub it if you have to. That's the least of your worries at the moment op
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>>734382595
Just paint over it
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>>734380266
Don't clean it. Just make it even filthier tonight, then leave.
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>>734380266
If the landlord is younger than you, is it called a landlad/landlass?
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>>734382595
WHY IS THERE SHIT ON THE FUCKING WALL?!
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>>734382748
I know. I can't find my rabbit. I don't want to leave it behind.
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>>734381958
>>734382187
Not OP but know the feel.
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>>734382595
Shartmart confirmed
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>>734382871
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>>734382360
*hug
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>>734381174

kek
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>>734382971
That greasy paper
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>>734382832
kek
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>>734381537
Looks like you can recycle about half of your shit
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Just fire all those piss jugs out the window and onto the neighbor's property.
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>>734383301
The fuckin' way she goes boys.
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Suddenly I feel the need to clean my house. My wife is going to think I'm implying she keeps a dirty house. I'm going to have to show my wife this thread so I can sleep in my bed tonight and not be yelled at. I will be showing this to my wife and she will wonder what the fuck I do with my spare time, and I will have to explain the kind of shit you retards post that I find funny so I don't look like a pedophile or some kind of inbred alt-right secret nazi.

You've ruined my evening, OP.
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Jesus christ, man. I can smell your apartment just by looking at these pictures. Why do you never throw your trash away, you lazy faggot?
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>>734382971
This is fucking pathetic. I have no sympathy for you dirty fucks. Fucking CLEAN it up. It's that easy. CLEAN IT.
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>>734383661
Seriously, the easiest way to maintain a clean house is to pick up after yourself RIGHT AWAY.
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>>734383590
You sound like you have a healthy relationship with your wife.
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I am making progress. I'm not sure what to do with the jugs though. Last time I threw the away they all popped when the compactor came down and showered the garbage men. They told me they wouldn't come back if it happened again
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>>734383750
No.
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>>734383821
She is a woman after all.
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>>734382971
Date format checked.
Eurofag confirmed.
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>>734384159
Well where else is it 5 in the morning?
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>>734383868
You're disgusting. No chick would ever suck your dick with an apartment like that. Just fuck off to >>>/r9k/ please.
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>>734383832
double bag the jugs, even if the jugs spill, the bags wont leak
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>>734384283
I'm a father.
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>>734382525
First two were from some Serbian fag, that got cross posted onto leddit.

The rest were from some bipolar woman who ultimately got help.

https://m.imgur.com/r/NeckbeardNests/BC2G1
Also living in this space:

1 human toddler, 1 cat, 1 dog, 1 rabbit and two turtles

>pic related
>legs of the milf monster
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>>734383832
just flush the damn liquids in the jugs? duh, you are supposed to put liquids in the trash in the first place. You pay for trash and you pay for sewage every month. Learn what sewage is.
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>>734381002
>>734383832
Same kitchen. Also looks like you put trash in the cuber
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>>734384375
Sure thing
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>>734380266
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>>734380266
Why did you think making it dirty was a good idea to begin with?
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>>734380266
wat
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>>734384378
Glad someone figured it out. I was running out of pictures
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>>734383832
>Drain them???
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>>734381799
I hope your kid is learning how to Double Decker on that Toylet.
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>>734381537
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>>734384290
Op is a liar.
Surprised?

https://m.imgur.com/r/NeckbeardNests/BC2G1
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>>734380266

lmfao just drain the piss onto the floor
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>>734380266
clean the apartment.
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>>734383832
You could drain the jugs down the toilet first?
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>>734384560
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>>734384576
I actually started to believe. Thanks for the keks op. You lying faggot
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>>734382871
you're pulling my leg OP.
fucking lol.
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>>734384901
But there is one picture in here that is real.

Find it.
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>>734383832
why not empty the jugs before throwing them out?
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>>734381537
whats the perscription for?
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>>734380266
drink water
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>>734382971
Clean it up ya Scottish cunt!
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>>734382971
Iron bru is pretty good tbh
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>>734385313
No.
>>734385355
Ayy.
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>>734385427
Fair enough then.
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>>734384876
>Needing a mom to keep your ass in check.
Okay underage b&.
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>>734384901
>20 pictures
>zero timestamps
>I actually started to believe

How fucking autistic can you be?
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