My landlord is kicking me out tomorrow if I don't clean my apartment. What can I do?
You pay rent right? leave the mess but make it 1000x worse since obviously you won't get your deposit back lol. Just rent a new place and tell your landlord to eat shit and die.
It's not that easy. I have plantar fasciitis
> piss jugs
Who cares if you get kicked out. A dumpster would be an upgrade.
>get heavy duty trash bags
>toss everything in dumpster
>tell landlord to fuck off
It's not that hard. Alternatively, you can just hide everything in your car for a day, then sneak it back to your room.
Livestream yourself setting fire to your apartment so we can watch the cottage cheese around your ass combust leaving a fiery sillouette of your morbidly obese corpse and a pile of greasy ashes and crisco.
I'm trying to clean but I keep spilling. I have the kitchen Alamo clean though
My pops has plantar fasciitis and he goes to work everyday. I know this is b8 but I'm bored so have a (you)
Stop pissing in jugs you fucking savage.
This is probably the second worse room. My kids room is pretty clean.
>tfw this fat slob faggot has a kid and I can't even get a GF
I used to work for a large rental company and did handyman shit and tenant inspections, the old guy I worked for took pictures for the main office and used to see this shit all the time, I told him to save them and post them on the internet and he looked at me like I was a fucking retard, I never seen one this bad but I seen a few bad ones.
I know. I can't find my rabbit. I don't want to leave it behind.
Not OP but know the feel.
Suddenly I feel the need to clean my house. My wife is going to think I'm implying she keeps a dirty house. I'm going to have to show my wife this thread so I can sleep in my bed tonight and not be yelled at. I will be showing this to my wife and she will wonder what the fuck I do with my spare time, and I will have to explain the kind of shit you retards post that I find funny so I don't look like a pedophile or some kind of inbred alt-right secret nazi.
You've ruined my evening, OP.
Jesus christ, man. I can smell your apartment just by looking at these pictures. Why do you never throw your trash away, you lazy faggot?
I am making progress. I'm not sure what to do with the jugs though. Last time I threw the away they all popped when the compactor came down and showered the garbage men. They told me they wouldn't come back if it happened again
First two were from some Serbian fag, that got cross posted onto leddit.
The rest were from some bipolar woman who ultimately got help.
Also living in this space:
1 human toddler, 1 cat, 1 dog, 1 rabbit and two turtles
>legs of the milf monster
just flush the damn liquids in the jugs? duh, you are supposed to put liquids in the trash in the first place. You pay for trash and you pay for sewage every month. Learn what sewage is.
Same kitchen. Also looks like you put trash in the cuber