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God I'm so fucking dark and mean and twisted. I'm a

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God I'm so fucking dark and mean and twisted. I'm a fucking sick bastard. I could, literally, eat a sandwich and browse a gore thread.

Fucking help me /b/ you fuckers
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kys??
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Well first get a decent hair cut and your outlook on life may improve a bit
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I got a song just for you!
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Edgy bait there fag.
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>>734373725
Hi I just wanted to ask why you didn't end your sentence with a paragraph? This is somewhat concerning to me because I am not sure if you meant to add more after the word "bit" or not. Please contact me asap and let me know as this will keep me up tonight. Thank you.
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>>734373598
What's it like tomonly have one eye to see out of?
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>>734373929
Oops silly mistake here. I certainly meant to say period ! Sorry for any confusion I may have caused like the poster above.
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>>734373598
Don't look too bad with the right filter
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>>734373929
LOL
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Why are his eyes covered?
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>>734374076
I assure you this is no laughing matter. Refer to the silly mistake I made and how I corrected it only seconds after realizing what I had done. This poster up here has no respect for the english language and it bothers me quite a bit. I also noticed you did not use a period either? Could you please explain why and maybe correct it for me? Thank you in advance friend.
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>>734373598
>and mean and
This is why commas were invented, retard.
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>>734374319
I did not use a period, because, I am a lazy fucker;
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>>734373994
Lmao ur not op stfu
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>>734373598
Look, Anon, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.

I... I was an orphan... and I was raised in a whore house in Philadelphia. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in a porno mag, or some crap the girls left by the toilet, and it said some kids had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. The idea of being wanted. Because the girl who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear.

The closest I came to feeling wanted was a girl... who made me go through her John's pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar... she would buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it... alone... in my room... with great ceremony. Feeling like a normal kid.

It said sweet on the wrapper.

It was the only sweet thing in my life.
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>>734374507
Sir it in indeed I, the one who will not be able to sleep tonight. I never claimed to be the "OP" (original poster) that originated this post. I am however indeed the gentleman who is quite upset over this dilemma at hand. I must say my grammar is quit poor myself but I at least close my sentences with a period, thus not leaving any question or doubt as to if my sentence has been completed or not. I have just realized you did not end your sentence with a period. Please revise this as it would be greatly appreciated.
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>>734374858
Oh good golly gee willikers there I go again ! I noticed right after my post that instead of "is" I wrote "it". I also wrote "quit" instead of "quite". I am quite bothered that you may have read my mistake and not seen this revisions. Please acknowledge this post so I am clear that you have seen my corrections. Thank you in advance.
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>>734373598
Call Bono, because you're the real edge.
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>>734374589
But what about Uncle Jimmys sweet jizz that you left out? Are you holding that to yourself because it was such as sweet summer memory? Maybe it was because Uncle Jimmy gave you sweets in exchange for your sweets?
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>>734375045
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>>734375045
Oh no oh no no no no no.... *sigh* I would like to acknowledge that I have written "revisions" instead of revision.This is quite a problem because I try and get my posts (comments) out in a timely manner. Sometimes when I skim as fast as I do I cannot catch the mistakes. Can you please forgive me as I feel pretty terribly about this whole mess.
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>>734373598

You're ugly and you have faggot hair. Accept your profound ugliness. Get a haircut. Wear a real shirt, not a t-shirt. Stand up straight. Accept your fate as an ugly person.
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>>734375161
Thank you for the acknowledgment I will be looking through this thread to make sure there aren't anymore mistakes like these.
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>>734373598
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>>734373598
With those lips and face
You could Kill Yourself.
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>>734375742
Why did you capitalize the K in kill? I have some information for you here to clear up when and what needs to be capitalized.

"Use capitals for proper nouns. In other words, capitalize the names of people, specific places, and things. For example: We don't capitalize the word "bridge" unless it starts a sentence, but we must capitalize Brooklyn Bridge because it is the name of a specific bridge".


Souce: Google
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>>734375742

I'm also quite sure "you" doesn't need to be capitalized as well. OP I would really appreciate some thanks. These grammar and spelling error pointers are bumping your thread. It would have been killed by now my friend.
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