Married. 37. Wife is at home. Ive been out of town since Monday night (fuck yea for that 10pm flight on Monday to count as "working the holiday" and paying 8 hours) Happily married 19 years. Got married on my birthday actually.
Anyone want to comment/ cringe at our texts together?
Obviously a "work duce" is taking a shit while at work
Funny thing is, the pic title, is exactly how much whiskey ive drank tonight.
Its how we talk. We have a way of talking that no one could ever understand. We can talk about people 2 feet away, while eating, and those people would have no clue
this fucking thread is awful. stop this shit.
I couldn't imagine it could turn any more bizarre until i saw this.
Its awesome to be able to talk about people, in public, while they can hear you, and they have no idea what you are talking about. Going to the zoo and making fun of retards, to the retards mom, is fucking great
Eh, it's nice you've kept it that close after being married that long. It doesn't kill your man card to talk nice with your wife if it makes her happy. I hope me and mine still care enough to talk like that after so long.
Kind of like me and my wife but not quite as lovey. Also I find it disgusting yall talking about shitting. She's supposed to be a lady and you a man that she wants to fuck. Nothing more of a turn off than a partner that talks about shitting. Other than that seems pretty straight. Does she fart too then laugh about it like a disgusting pig?
Me and my wife talking shit about you and yours
>tfw my wife is far superior to OPs
Seriously though OP you and your wife should both neck yourselves
Oh for fucks sake. We could all post our text convos with our significant others and be convinced that everyone else's suck. I love texting with my husband but I'm sure it's sickening to other people. Everyone has inside jokes or whatever. Just stop giving OP attention. Only the virgin betafags browsing this thread are jelly of either of yall.
get out of that relationship man
I highly doubt you could too mine. Mine is house cleaning, cutesy, sarcastic, vidya playing, sex having, bdsm doing, blowjob giving, care giving, bath running, intelligent Waifu thats gorgeous as fuck. Y'all faggots could never compete.
Both trying too hard to convince yourselves of something.
The other people are natural. Conversation isn't the point; in your texts, text conversation is the point. In a good relationship, this is never the case.
Won't last, I would bet everything I own on it.
Oh and she was a virgin when we met but I've corrupted her to be bisexual polyamorous.
>tfw when threesome with 25 yr old wife and 19 yr old gf.
>tfw there are people reading this right now who won't believe it.
I met her on plenty of fish when she was 18. If you spend all your free time connected to the internet it's only common sense that you should use it to find your wife.
I was the guy hating on kik and dick waving boasting about my wife. All seriousness I'm not really hating on them it's just shitposting and bragging. I'm happy and I hope all the married anons are happy. All you single anons, date fat girls to build your experience. Use the internet to find them and then when you become a guy a woman would want because your not a fedora lord, then find your waifu.
Truly if I could wish for something, other than genocide of certain races and religion, it would be for single anons to find their woman, man, animal, VR Waifu. I was single till 19 and it sucked.
Fuck man, its like looking at a fucking mirror. Me and the missus used to text all fucking day, and when i say ALL is from 6 am that i woke up to work until bed time.
I guess its good if you dont mind it, i realized one that how much fucking time i was spending sending her messages all day and how tiring it was sometimes, i talked to her about it, told her i was gonna stop and luckily she is submissive so she accepted it (she fucking loves texts) and moved on.
Still living together.
Not a good way to look at things. You can't think about missed opportunity( like all the girls that we're throwing their prime pussy at me when I was 13. Biggest regret is not fucking those loli pussies. Was to much of a virgin,shy, stupid, oblivious) all roads will lead to something greater.
I bet your wife rapes you in the ass with a strap on every night while you wear a castration cage, she wears the pant and speaks like a man.
It's like this I will often contradict myself. I'm not a debater,I'm not pefect, im selfish, impulsive, I know there are some flaws I can change and others I'll have to life with and work around. I do the best I can (sometimes) for my wife. I try to keep myself in check with her. No matter how great the woman is, you'll take her for granted eventually if you don't check yourself. My best advice is to only fight for things that matter in your relationships. Her political beliefs, religious, habits, are irrelevant. We're moving to Savannah Georgia for her. Why because as long as I have a good job and an internet connection it doesn't matter where I live. Most of the shit most couples fight about don't matter. The root cause of relationship problems is no longer appreciating or showing love to your wife. You can't just say you love her, you have to show it. After all it's your deeds and not your words that you will be ultimately measured by
>Married. 37. Wife is at home. Ive been out of town since Monday night (fuck yea for that 10pm flight on Monday to count as "working the holiday" and paying 8 hours) Happily married 19 years. Got married on my birthday actually.
The two I pick are single / attractive, and I just find that one mental case that I can still live with.