Married. 37. Wife is at home. Ive been out of town since Monday

>>734368996
That actually sounds like fun OP. Post em up

>attractive
>mentally sane
Cuck a whiteboi

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This is how we woke up

>>734369558

A bit of explaining.

The "perch" is work. "Nest" is home. You will see "nest" later in the day if this stays alive

>>734369658
so are you just trying to show off or?

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>>734369829
No, I am actually wondering, in my drunken state, what /b/ thinks of me as a man.

I'm literally going to vomit

>>734369558
OP THAT IS SO CUTE! <3 You two are an adorable couple.

>>734369891

"eagles" are boss's, Camel day is Wednesday. Friday is when I come home :)

good game bro
excellent cover for the out of town side pieces

>>734369973
I'm disgusted. Do you have a severe testosterone deficiency?

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>>734370484

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Only comment is, Paul is her Eagle

>>734370739
I dont think so. What I do and say makes her happy. It makes her feel special and comforted

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>>734371143

>>734371228

Wait till later for the better stuff before calling me a cuck ;)

>>734371143
This is the kind of stuff I dream of. The whole secrete code words and inside jokes no one else gets

What in the actual fuck are you people talking about hoots and eagles and shit shit the fuck up

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Next shot.

Obviously a "work duce" is taking a shit while at work

>>734371693

Funny thing is, the pic title, is exactly how much whiskey ive drank tonight.

>>734371550
Its how we talk. We have a way of talking that no one could ever understand. We can talk about people 2 feet away, while eating, and those people would have no clue

>>734371961
Why, that's the fucking stupidest thing I've ever heard

This has to be the worst b8 I've seen in awhile. You literally made up a 19 yr relationship on an anonymous board.
You need to stab your genitals with a knife.

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>>734368996
this fucking thread is awful. stop this shit.

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>>734371693
I couldn't imagine it could turn any more bizarre until i saw this.

>>734372087
Its awesome to be able to talk about people, in public, while they can hear you, and they have no idea what you are talking about. Going to the zoo and making fun of retards, to the retards mom, is fucking great

Aww too bad, this could have been fun. Goodnight fuckers

>>734373315
This was shit

>>734373351
A whole day in the life of a /b/tard, that has adjusted to life outside the basement, is shit?

Fuck dudes, you fail me

OP let's just see her tits already. I'm going to throw up.

>>734373600
This whole thing is a figment of your autistic imagination.

>>734373930
You can only wish that were true

>>734370739
You're just a fat kid thinking you're some alpha male but no you're just a fat kid.

>>734371693
Eh, it's nice you've kept it that close after being married that long. It doesn't kill your man card to talk nice with your wife if it makes her happy. I hope me and mine still care enough to talk like that after so long.

Kind of like me and my wife but not quite as lovey. Also I find it disgusting yall talking about shitting. She's supposed to be a lady and you a man that she wants to fuck. Nothing more of a turn off than a partner that talks about shitting. Other than that seems pretty straight. Does she fart too then laugh about it like a disgusting pig?

Yeah shes cheating on you sorry

>>734369558
I kind of got an erection after reading this.
I wish my wife of 12 years would fuck me...

It's like Lily and Marshall on how I met your mother, except it's not cute...

>>734369891
I would go Fucking insane if my wife used emoji's all the time, and telling me how much she loves me, say it to often and it's losing its meaning.

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Me and my wife talking shit about you and yours

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>>734376094
Cont

>>734368996
Attractive and single because women are inherently not mentally stable any one who inst a virgin knows what im talking about

>>734368996
My wife is attractive and mentally sane so I guess I'm a winner

>>734376195
There is some truth to that but there are some women that are more sane than outhers though

>>734369829
he knows how cringey it is, and wants it to stop. but he cannot stop it. too far in.

happens. in love, we say and do absolutely dumb n cringey shit

>>734375761
beta as fuck

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>>734376158
>tfw my wife is far superior to OPs

>>734376568
your fat neckbeard basement fu husbando?

>>734376568
I want to know the story behind why you are a pelican ;)

>>734376536
I 100% agree but with every girl ive been with there has always been some level of bitchiness and thats just how women are

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>>734376568
Seriously though OP you and your wife should both neck yourselves

>>734376568
Oh for fucks sake. We could all post our text convos with our significant others and be convinced that everyone else's suck. I love texting with my husband but I'm sure it's sickening to other people. Everyone has inside jokes or whatever. Just stop giving OP attention. Only the virgin betafags browsing this thread are jelly of either of yall.

>>734376754
I'm not were trash talking the OP of this shit thread. It's pathetic that OP and his wife are such shit that you can't tell the difference.

>>734368996
It sounds like you both work and travel a lot. Do you have any kids?

>>734375761
hey, what's 12 divide by 2?

>>734376801
Yeah but I can live with complaining about how dirty the house is when I can't see any dirt at all or crying because she put on two pounds. A cheating bitch is trash.

>>734376889
dude that font is gay

>>734376889
can we see the tits of your lovely wife. she's awesome seriously

>>734368996

Married here too...Yes, for the love of god, let us see your texts.

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>>734376568
get out of that relationship man

>>734377112
Sixx bro. Do you even log?

>>734377025
I highly doubt you could too mine. Mine is house cleaning, cutesy, sarcastic, vidya playing, sex having, bdsm doing, blowjob giving, care giving, bath running, intelligent Waifu thats gorgeous as fuck. Y'all faggots could never compete.

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>>734377302
is this now comfy thread?

>>734377463
Yeah, but how many sons has she borne you?

>>734377425
Only directly from his asshole

>>734376889

Both trying too hard to convince yourselves of something.

The other people are natural. Conversation isn't the point; in your texts, text conversation is the point. In a good relationship, this is never the case.

Won't last, I would bet everything I own on it.

>>734377463
Right on bruh..I too have the exact same, frankly pretty normie relationship. Only on b will you faggots brag about having a decent wife with some sex drive.

>>734377463

Huehue

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>>734377463
you win.

>>734377596
>falling for the little shit meme
0 and that's why we're fucking happy. No leeches to eat away at our time,make us poor, and make us resent each other

>>734377641
oh thank you anon... thank you

It seems OP has ejected

Poor op was drunk and wanted to share something with us and you fucks scared him away. Maybe later he would share nudes or secs pics, you all blew it

>>734368996
Single isn't hard

Hard mode is this

Attractive - Mentally sane - intelligent

PICK TWO.

>>734377838
Uh huh. Enjoy it when she gets that baby fever.

>>734377596
Sixx strapping, logging sons?

>>734378000
True. I'm attractive and intelligent but the sanity is low. Most women don't even hit two out of three tho.

>>734377994
Totally thinking this. I wonder if she is a whale, or a 3lb meth whore

Oh and she was a virgin when we met but I've corrupted her to be bisexual polyamorous.
>tfw when threesome with 25 yr old wife and 19 yr old gf.
>tfw there are people reading this right now who won't believe it.
I met her on plenty of fish when she was 18. If you spend all your free time connected to the internet it's only common sense that you should use it to find your wife.

>>734378218
Im going to guess whale or religious girl from some deep south state

>>734378218
I was the guy hating on kik and dick waving boasting about my wife. All seriousness I'm not really hating on them it's just shitposting and bragging. I'm happy and I hope all the married anons are happy. All you single anons, date fat girls to build your experience. Use the internet to find them and then when you become a guy a woman would want because your not a fedora lord, then find your waifu.

>>734378692
Good speech anon

>>734378878
Truly if I could wish for something, other than genocide of certain races and religion, it would be for single anons to find their woman, man, animal, VR Waifu. I was single till 19 and it sucked.

>>734379153
You rang the bell a decade before some of these people. Good for you, and god bless anon for this thread

>>734379153

Wow till 19? A whole life wasted...

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>>734371693
Fuck man, its like looking at a fucking mirror. Me and the missus used to text all fucking day, and when i say ALL is from 6 am that i woke up to work until bed time.

I guess its good if you dont mind it, i realized one that how much fucking time i was spending sending her messages all day and how tiring it was sometimes, i talked to her about it, told her i was gonna stop and luckily she is submissive so she accepted it (she fucking loves texts) and moved on.

Still living together.

>>734379312
Not a good way to look at things. You can't think about missed opportunity( like all the girls that we're throwing their prime pussy at me when I was 13. Biggest regret is not fucking those loli pussies. Was to much of a virgin,shy, stupid, oblivious) all roads will lead to something greater.

>>734379748
If /b/ ever had wisdom, it is

All roads will lead to something greater

>>734379748

Bro I can relate totally, but I think you are contradicting yourself

>>734376568
Your wife seems cool as shit

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>>734376568
I bet your wife rapes you in the ass with a strap on every night while you wear a castration cage, she wears the pant and speaks like a man.

>>734369373
>attractive
>mentally sane


>fucking a nigger

Top kek

>>734380039
It's like this I will often contradict myself. I'm not a debater,I'm not pefect, im selfish, impulsive, I know there are some flaws I can change and others I'll have to life with and work around. I do the best I can (sometimes) for my wife. I try to keep myself in check with her. No matter how great the woman is, you'll take her for granted eventually if you don't check yourself. My best advice is to only fight for things that matter in your relationships. Her political beliefs, religious, habits, are irrelevant. We're moving to Savannah Georgia for her. Why because as long as I have a good job and an internet connection it doesn't matter where I live. Most of the shit most couples fight about don't matter. The root cause of relationship problems is no longer appreciating or showing love to your wife. You can't just say you love her, you have to show it. After all it's your deeds and not your words that you will be ultimately measured by

>>734368996
Nudes of wife?

>>734369973
,my girl broke up with me for like 2 days and i honestly might start doing this shit

>>734368996
>Married. 37. Wife is at home. Ive been out of town since Monday night (fuck yea for that 10pm flight on Monday to count as "working the holiday" and paying 8 hours) Happily married 19 years. Got married on my birthday actually.
The two I pick are single / attractive, and I just find that one mental case that I can still live with.