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What is your major malfunction?

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What is your major malfunction?
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being apathetic to the maximum
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>>734359430
No one at work appreciates my sense of humor.
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>>734359564
I enjoyed this
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I have an unnatural fear of white stripes.
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>>734359430
i have to put a napkin on my underwear because every time i piss there is always a small amount left, no mater how hard i try to piss.
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Autism and being disorganized
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>>734359430
I hate the feeling of wooden spoons.
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>>734359430
difficult to come during sex, not the worst thing but damn i just wanna bust balls deep once in a while
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I'm good at most things I try, but I don't enjoy anything and have no passions, thus no motivation
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>>734359896
Milk that piss out while on the shitter.
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lazy, just lazy
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I can't sleep well at night.
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>>734361420
I feel you bro, life's so comfy, but so dull...
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>>734361420
i have no motivation but still enjoying doing certain things from time to time makes it more agonizing
also, Asperger's
also, the incapability to stay loyal to a romantic partner no matter how infatuated with them.
also, i don't lie. that tends to fuck with my life but also has so many good sides to it.
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>>734359430
I'm not sure, sir. I'll just get my fat ass off of your obstacle. If god wanted me uo there he would've miracled my ass up there.
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>>734361899

>mfw I look up the symptoms and it sounds just like me
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>>734359564
Lost
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>>734359430
I can only take a shit at home
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>>734361899
so much this,
and im an addict
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I have a job.
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Can't control bladder.
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My schizophrenia is acting out from time to time, other than that I'm quite content
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>>734359430
i am heavily depressed and want to kill myself. i'm just trying to keep it together.
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>>734364336
What makes you so depressed? Get along with others well or not that well?
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>>734359564
because your sense of humor is full house bob saget tier.
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