Hey /b/, what's the gayest thing you've done?

>>734346446

looked at /b

I sucked my friend's dick when we were 13.
He sucked me too tho so I guess that counters it.

>>734346446
Stuck a dildo up my arse

>>734346446
I get pegged...and I liked it...

woke up at friends house. jerked off as friend slept. came on friends cat

>>734346616

nope. now youre both homos

>>734346616
Doubles it

>>734346446
I saw two men pee once

>>734346446
Are traps gay? Because none of the men i've had sex with were gay.

touched my friends dick when I was 12

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>>734347089
Here, have this, yes you are gay anyways.

>>734346446
Hahahhaha

friend was hooked on meth. let me throatpie him for cash. he killed himself a few months later.

>>734346446
Tied between fucking a buddy of mine in the ass or sucking his cock. Either one was pretty fucking gay.

went to party when 16, drink, jerk guy off whilst in bed with 4 sleeping people

Not gay, but prostate stimulation is awesome. Reaching a hands-free orgasm is challenging, but it feels great.

>>734347263
Yeah bro traps are gay sorry

>>734346446
I fucked a man in the ass once

>>734347542
I've heard of that before but... you put a finger in your ass that's gay

bought a ticket to a metallica concert

>>734347713
Right, like jacking off is gay because you are touching a dick.

Idiot.

let my dads friend jerk me off when we went camping.

>>734347944
Not the same thing, next time try a dildo faggot

fingering my asshole while trying to wipe

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Stuck a plunger handle up my rectum. With enough shoving, it got past the kink in the rectum and went up into my colon. I then tried to masturbate with it by sliding it in and out of my rectum. My breathing got heavy and I started sweating and, dare I say it, I felt compelled to moan at times. If I was home alone, I might have, but I was at my grandmother's house.

But it didn't feel good. At all. It was nothing like the orgasmic feeling you get from taking a huge dump. It was intense, but not good. Couldn't cum, so I stopped.

I luv her so muxh you fcking faggots. Ishes a very fine ladym i want to marty her. Becaise she awesome

male student at WSU about 10 years ago was hazed. Ended in a Huge bukkake. I was the student. I am married now with 4 kids. Never once think about guys that way. I threw up a lot when that happened. No idea cum had different tastes and some of the guys cum was extremely fishy, burnt, and salty

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>>734348371
>plunger handle
>anal splinters
Dude... dude... just buy a toy or something.

I once spoke with a US accent

I feel dirty

>>734346446
Had sex with a shemale. I say shemale because he pretty much looked exactly like a female with a dick. You could kinda tell up close, but hey, whatever. Sucked his dick in a condom, fucked his ass.

Pretty gay, wouldn't repeat.

tricked friend into kissing my ball sack during a blind fold prank.

>>734347358
At least you got your nut.

>>734346921
You jerked on a pussy. That aint gay

>>734346446
I'm wearing a bra and panties atm.

When I read these replies.. wtf were you guys thinking when doing these stuff

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>>734348705

>>734348705
Why?

>>734348718

Yeah but you could tell he didn't like doing it. I gave him extra cash because I had known him all his life and could tell it broke his soul. He couldn't shake the addiction and was later found he strangled himself in a hotel room. I to this day think instead of using money he got from sucking dick to buy meth he took the money got a cord and a hotel room to end this life. I remember cumming and the look in his eyes as burst of my nut pushed down his throat was very very sad. i could tell right then i had lost a friend

Got fucked in the ass by a literal giant. Dude was like three times my size and he came inside me really hard.

>>734349157
Mate, did you not think you had lost him before you spunked on his tonsils? Like maybe when you made him suck you off for drugs money, instead of belting him or taking him to the ER?

>>734349253
Details?

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>>734349157
Fucking hell, If you're not lying thats fucked up

>>734349031

Our group laughed our asses off to because he says "why is it damp, what is this?" I had not showered and had did my daily run earlier that evening XD

>>734349157
You massive cunt.

met a 48 year old on grindr he fingered me and put his dick in my mouth, i got freaked out and told him i couldnt go through with it, then i went home

>>734349548
>>734348705
Yeah, but why though?

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I am not at all gay, but I do like to see a long, soft, thick horsecock sliding out of a smooth bottom boy like pic related.

Now, before you type out a reply, just try to imagine that warm pressure, the sensation of fullness deep inside of you. Imagine it softening, then being pulled. Imagine slight sticky noises it makes as it slowly slides out of you, leaving behind a thick trail of slime in its wake. Imagine that as you look at the gif, and tell me you don't feel at least a slight stirring in your loins.

>>734349491

I was trying to teach him a lesson about drug abuse. Like this is what happens when you get addicted. Now swallow.

I guess you can not control how that stuff takes hold of you

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>>734349157
what the fuck man

>>734346446
One time I guess I didn't wipe my ass well enough, and I was out and my asshole got SO ITCHY, and after like two hours I finally got home and I could almost scream and wrapped a wet wash cloth around my hand and scrubbed it out. It felt so amazing that I momentarily wondered if this is what gay was like.

>>734346446
I have, once or twice, pooped big enough that some blood lubed it through. Pretty gay.

Also once had to stop halfway through. It... compressed the middle so it looked like I shat out a buttplug.

Also pretty gay.

>>734348457
What the fuck did I just read?

Had a dick in my mouth wen i was 11....

>>734346616
Pretty sure at around 12-13 a friend wanted to do that with me. It did not dawn on me that that is what he wanted until much-much later. I can't confirm though because he killed himself at 16, I'm 32 now.

Anyone here taste their own cum?

>>734349664

Just prank phase few years back when it was all the rage. We also got him again a week later by having him unknowingly drain his bank account on amazon. thats another story though

>>734349606
Oh, shit, I remember you. What's up man?

>>734349722
Did he bring up the blowjob for cash, or did you?

>>734350250

doing good!!! lol how are you?!? sorry I got scared.

I sucked dick of kid

>>734349157
> i had lost a friend

bruh you took advantage of a meth addict. how can you call that a friend.

>>734350394
No problem bro, I jerked off while sniffing my finger after you left.

>>734349718
I'm so glad that thinking about this is not gay, I've got a 100% not gay boner now.

>>734349925
Kek

>>734349499
We were fooling around and he basically pushed it in. It was hard to get it in even with lube. His dick was really big like his body. He humped it in deep and fucked me hard for a while. All I could see in the mirror behind us was his giant legs and thighs thrusting in and out. I could definitely tell when he finally came, his cock got even bigger inside my ass and I could feel him pumping his cum inside me

>>734349718
Flaccid. Forever.

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>>734349664
There's nothing wrong with pranks among friends.

>>734350355

He had known my girlfriend broke up with me a month prior and we were talking about girls and stuff. told him how I liked how she would swallow. He said he could help for a bit of cash. I had said no but he started to beg saying he was in pain and going through huge withdrawls from meth. We kind of got in an argument about it and I told him how dumb he was for letting it get this far. At the point I was pissed but decided fuck it. pulled cock out and said if you really think cash is worth your stupid drug habit then i want you to finish. swallow cum.

>>734350513

oh stop!

>>734350932
>going through withdrawals is a shitty lesson about his life choices
>gay blowjob is a great lesson about his life choices

Are you gonna assrape your daughter if she gets pregnant?

made out with a dude.
was really drunk, though I don't much regret it.
turns out I'm not gay, actually!

Cousin and I used to give each other "massages" when we were little. Ask me anything.

Held a fidget spinner

>>734351079
>>734350513
>>734350394
>>734350250
why lie on the internet

>>734348371
lol ive done that too : |

>>734351079
I tried, but I couldn't help but stroke to the memory of your tight bootyhole cutting off my circulation. I want you to be my pinky ring Anon.

i only watch porn with good looking dicks
no homo

>>734351331
How old were you when you gave your first one?

Shit a dildo and posted it on /b/

>>734351491
Where are they hiding the porn with the "bad looking" dicks?

>>734351464

I left for a reason. You weren't exactly easy with your finger. I had problems sitting for the rest of the week

>>734351340

RuPaul detected

>>734351666
satan, more than half of the dicks on porn are ugly as fuck, they may be big but not so good looking

>>734351340
Kek kekkington

>>734346446
Once pretended to suck off a hotdog

>>734351683
Come back baby, let's start over. I'll make a turbot, we can open a bottle of Chateu St. Michelle, I'll put on the Artic Monkeys.

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One time I was vaping while I started a thread.

>>734351518
Hard to say. I'm a little over a year older than him. I'd say I was between 12 and 13 and he was 11 or 12. Could have happened earlier but that's around the time we were doing it the most.

>>734351777
Chek'd Divine Anon

Lol wtf? He actually said this?
Republicucks btfo

>>734351989

I'm still not ready... Artic Monkeys? Fucking really? I wanted to be treated like a woman not like some random slut. How dare you

>>734351331
Did the same thing. Not with cousins, but with the lads at boarding school. We called them "Power Showers".

>>734352235
I'm sorry baby, we can put on Joy Division and engage in some light anal licking. Do you still remember our song? Sing it to me Anon...

Once put a travel sized shampoo bottle into my anus and cried. fucked myself since by the time it was in i started to feel ashamed and wanted to punish myself for possibly being a faggot. ended up bleeding. never came

i got fucked in the ass on saturday does that count?
i dont consider myself gay i just wanted to try it. (it was by a verry good friend of mine who happend to be gay)

>>734352045
What was the furthest that the massages went?

>>734352252
Ayy. Happy to hear I'm not the only one! Any of you ever talk about it? My cousin and I are in our 20's now and it's never come up. Did similar things with some neighborhood friends and lost touch with them completely once high school started.

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>>734346446

>>734352444

Then love, love will tear anus apart again.
Love, love will tear anus apart again.

Why is the bedroom so cold?
You've turned away on your side.
Is my timing that flawed?
Our respect runs so dry.
Yet there's still this appeal
That we've kek'd through our lives.


:(

>>734346446
Holy shit, Turmps so gay why is he president?

>>734349925
lol

>>734352587
The furthest I'd say was when we locked ourselves in the cabin of my family's boat. We got full nude and played with each others cocks and balls. It was hilarious to us and more playful than anything.

>>734352587

prolapsed boyhood buttholes of course

>>734352684
Complete wall of silence about it. All of us were jerking and sucking each other off, but the rule was not to talk about it. Just a "fancy a power shower" and that's it.

Years later at Uni, some of us lads were down the pub drinking. One of our mates had come out as gay like a year earlier. He had a few lagers, we were all bantering, and he mentioned the power showers. Table went dead silent. He starts to take the piss out of us about them, one of my mates stands up and smashes the granny out of him with a chair. Subject is never breached again.

>>734346616
I like your math anon. That would mean total faggots are the least gay people on earth (which I kinda agree with. . .fucking women is sooooo gay)

once beat off to a 2pac music video.

>>734352815
Come back to me my love. I'll apply a healing balm to your rekt o-ring, and let you drink to your hearts content of my massive, pendulous man fruits.

>>734353275
Which video?

>>734353350

Dear Mama

>>734350932
Damn bro maybe you should tell more of the story every time... you seemed like a major asshole in the first post but I prob woulda done the same now I know the rest of the story

>>734346446
Your dad

>>734353545
Did you jerk off TO 2pac?

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>>734353545

>>734346446
Fucked two married women at the same time. Not swingers. Not a fag, faggot.

>>734353006
I feel like this sounded dumb and fake but I didn't know how else to word it haha.

>>734353644

It felt good but at the same time i kept feeling facial stuble. I just wish we didnt make eye contact when I came. all those memories of us just being bros. playing video games. going to parties. having each others back in fights with wiggers came racing back to me in that moment and then knowing he was sick on drugs. when he pulled off and had swallowed he just gave me a look that will forever haunt me.

>>734353751

Yes. I think his strength and perserverance was a turn on. figured i should stroke one for my boy.

R.I.P. !!!

>>734354089
You fucked over your friend when he needed you.

I don't even have an insult for you.

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>>734347713
>you put a finger in your ass that's gay
Prostate stimulation is not gay. But doing it with shitty plastic dildos is not that great. What you want is the real thing. Basically me and my friend take turns stimulating each others' prostate with our dicks, while watching (straight) porn. It's really no different from buddyfapping, where you jack off each other while watching porn. That feels much better too since it's a stranger's hand.

Anyway, we both like girls and we have a girlfriend so we're 100% straight, but each Sunday we go to a Hotel to jack off to some lesbo porn or something and then hammer each others' prostates until we cum like 10 times each. We both tried pegging with our girlfriends, but I can't even get hard like that, the plastic is just not the same.

>>734354243

I gave him $30 double what he asked for

>>734354462
He asked you for $15 and you told him to suck your dick?

>with friends like these

>>734354089
fuck bro that's heavy... I have lost a bunch of friends to dope and every one of them I remember that turning point when they no longer seemed like the person I had known for so long, like they are just an accessory to the drug now. Shit really fucks with your head.

>>734354447
Nothing gay about that, lad.

>>734354595
well, sucking dick doesn't pay much. I bet he could only spare $30 himself

>>734354608

Yes exactly. That is why I stayed away from drugs. I seen to many people lose themselves and everything they had. Pawning everything. its just sad. his family was better than that too.

>>734354666
You would know, Satan.

>>734354666

I would have given him more but I knew it wouldn't matter
He was going to do it anyways. I also thought. its better its my dick than some rando

>>734346446
Went to adult bookstore
Guy waggles finger at hole towards me
Stick dick in hole
Sucked
Feels good man
Go back
He presses butthole against wall
Slip my dick up his ass, fuck till I cum

Then again, maybe sucking a dick to completion was more gay.

>>734346446

I've fucked a few men in the ass, but that's not that gay, all things considered.

when i was in my emo cutting phase. i jerked off into a dixie cup and drank my jizz

>>734355351
Brotein shakes aren't gay at all bro

>>734346446
I've sucked off and been fucked in the arse by two shemales. It was hot, don't care if it was "gay". I still prefer vaginas, but a dick on a hot Latina is bretty gud.

>>734355465

It really wasn't that bad. Kinda like egg white but warm.

>>734346446
finger myself without jacking it.

>>734355351
1. Emo cutting phase has nothing to do with sampling your ball brew.
2. Way to conserve calories, enjoy your gainz

>>734355671

oh it does. I had friends who were just as emo and turned gay on each other and told me how they like tasting cum. I was sure I wasn't gay but wanted to make sure. I am not gay. seriously

>>734348562
Nah it was plastic

I'm sitting here reading about gay shit on 4chan while epilating my legs and wearing a skirt. Does that count?

touched my mastiff's pink cock a few times. I thought I was helping lol.

So i used to do gay stuff with my friend alotbut we stopped a couple years ago and i want dick again but i have a gf. I wanna meet a guy off Craigslist but i feel like im gonna feel bad for sucking some dude off and cheating

>>734356046
...helping with what?

>>734355218
Its gay if balls are touching

>>734348371
What was this app called in pic.?

>>734352723
WOW HAHA I TOTALLY HATE DRUMPH NOW XD

>>734346446
I let Donald Trump suck my cock. Yes, I am Vladamir Putin. No, no autographs unless I can polonium you to death with the pen.

>>734346446
I ate ghost pepper salsa, my shit burns so bad, big isn't the word, its coming out the same way it went in :(

>>734346446
I let my girlfriend fuck me with a dildo from time to time.