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At what age is being a virgin unacceptable?

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At what age is being a virgin unacceptable?
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>>734332660
any
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Past 22 it starts getting really sad.
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>>734332660
Conventially, it becomes embarrassing if you haven't had sex by college or college age, if you don't attend university.
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12
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50. At that point you're just not going to have sex with someone so good job fucking up one of the best things in life.
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3 and up
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Anything past 9 and you are a totally faggot
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>>734332660
30-35, if not that id say 25-30
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>>734332660
18
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>>734332923
That's the thing I am going to uni in september, I'm not deformed or anything, should I just try and get a tinder thot over summer?
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>>734332923
This. I'm a 23yr old virgin because I'm fucked up and flip out whenever things get "too intimate," but it was so easy to get laid on my campus that we had three STD scares and every pool and jacuzzi on campus needed to be shut down because too many people had sex in them, and they violated public health standards. There were a few times when chicks would decide that they wanted to fuck me, but didn't want to risk rejection, so they'd get their hotter friends to get me to take shots with them so I'd be more likely to say yes.

Even with my weird hangups preventing me from sticking my dick in anyone I didn't actually like, I got ridiculous amounts of head.
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I'm so horny. I want to succ and Fucc. I am 18 year old virgin who is senior in highschool and never once had girlfriend. How do I get girlfriend, how do I approach girl. I feel they are not attracted to me and they all just think I'm smelly beta fag and I just look creepy if try to get them to go out with me, and when I do end up talking to girl I get friendzoned. I have Help needed plz.
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>>734333305
Might as well kill myself
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>>734334304
Dude I fuckin feel you...
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>>734332660
You start at 0% shame.
Each year after, your shame increases by 15%

After 22, your shame is beyond 105%
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>>734332660
late twenties past 25
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>>734334734
I meant

>each year after 15
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>>734333305
Oh fuck off. Probably after 30 you should be a bit worried, 40 no hope and 50 you should know you will never fuck. Just get a prostitute if it's that big of a deal.
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It's never unacceptable. However, society generally believes you should have fucked someone at least once by the time you're in your mid-twenties, so if you're trying to be a good little conformist, beyond day, 26, people may give you umbrage for not participating in a social more.
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>>734332660
18, if you haven't done it by then you are abnormal
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>>734332660
14
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technically my dick spent a couple months in my moms vagina before i was born. so really none of us are virgins except you test tube mutants
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>>734335041
It's not that society wants you to fuck someone. The problem is that everybody wants to have sex after 13 or 14, and a person who can't make it with the emotional intelligence of a 18yo+ is just lame and sad after a few years. You can't avoid feeling sad for another human being. It's empathy speaking.
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>>734335215
Haven't been in pussy since the day I came out one - J. Cole
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>>734335215
>tfw mommy was my first
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>>734332660
At 25 it's getting pretty dire
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>>734332936
underrated
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>>734335215
Having our dicks in your mom doesn't count.
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>>734335516
go sit on your hat!
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I'm 46. I lost my virginity to a hooker last year. It was terrifying. At first, I couldn't get it up. Then I got rock hard and came after she jerked me off like 4 times. I paid her for the full hour so during the last 15 minutes ,after trying to get hard again the whole time, I just rammed my limp dick into her and faked an orgasm. I didn't want to die a virgin, but I'm pretty sure I'll never have sex I don't pay for.
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>>734332660
30, cuz then you become a wizard
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>>734335907
You're probably gay.
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If you don't fuck as soon as you leave the womb, you should kill yourself.
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>>734336713
No, not gay. I'm just a socially awkward fat guy who can't talk to people in real life. Luckily the hooker was a real extrovert and pretty much did everything for me or I probably wouldn't even have gotten as far as I did with her.
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I think if you are virgin in late 20s you should be worried
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>>734332660

25

That's enough time to grow up, get your shit together, and function as an adult.

BTW, I went to a science college in a tiny town, there were plenty of otherwise normal 22 yo virgins because there just weren't many girls. So I'll cut guys some slack up to a point. But if you can't make it happen by 25, you deserve your alt-life.
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>>734335332
You feel sad because you're putting yourself in their place and feel sad. So really it's your problem.
Consider cringe threads. The reason why we cringe is because we imagine we're in the embarrassing situation. Our embarrassment is merely our reaction, and isn't necessarily felt (and usually isn't) by the cringeworthy people.
At some point you were conditioned to believe it was socially unacceptable to be a virgin.
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>>734332660
18. If you can't get laid while in high school, you're too much of a loser to go anywhere in life.
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After 18 is late.
After 20 is very late.
After 22, dude, time to get creative about this or something. Use everything in your power to get this over with.
After 25: McFucking kill yourself
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I'll say 30 just to get a round number. If you've become a wizard, I don't know what to tell you.

That said, it's pretty bad if you haven't had sex by the time you've finished education.
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>>734337395
That's what empathy is. But it's not the social unacceptance what makes you feel sad for old virgins. It's that YOU KNOW they actually WANT to have sex and they can't accomplish it. At least in my case. I wouldn't like to feel impotent.

Virgins are not funny. They're sad.
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I lost it in my 20. I am 26 now and I had 6 different girls during these six years. There is plenty of time to start sex life.
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once you fuck the first one and realise how easy it is, the other ones come easy. the first one is where most virgins puss out and therefore deny themselves 10 other partners because failing the courage test. autistic dudes - theres autistic hoes out there that need love and finger themselves 10hs a day thinking about autistic cock. hit the right forums. autistic dudes get so much pussy in the right places. Remember you are part of the fourth reich now, be proud and fuck that (white) berger pussy
/Deplorable encouragement
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It is acceptable to die a virgin, look at priests and nuns.

Now, if you are trying to have sex and unable to do so by 21 I'd say kys.
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>>734337609
Mcfucking kill yourself. Rotfl
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Best lose it until you reach 20. Lost mine at 21. Losing it between 20 - 25 is not great, but still acceptable. If you are still a virgin after 25, get a hooker and get it over with. Don't understand why people have problems with hookers. Better pay and get laid than to become a fucking wizard.
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>>734334304

you again! Why didn't you answer my question?
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>>734338105
But what if they don't want to?
Some people are preoccupied with other obligations
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Wanted to get laid before I turned 17 but because I'm such an AUTISTIC FUCK it never happened, so by the time I turned 20 I finally accepted the fact that I was doomed to be forever alone so I gave up trying, 28 now
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>>734332660
20
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>>734337609
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>>734337580
this
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how can you find a hooker nowadays? from what i see you can even call them on skype and shit. from portugal btw
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>>734333305
Aww shiet
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>>734334961
If you are virgin at your fucking 30 you should be more than a "bit" worried my man
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>>734334304
Same here, only I turned 18 long after graduation (five months). Feels bad, man.
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>>734339852
>Some people are preoccupied with other obligations
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