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Post your problem, and me only quoting the bible I will to solve

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Post your problem, and me only quoting the bible I will to solve your problem.
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my problem is tfw no qt fempen gf
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>>734332076
I live with my parents and the overwhelming part of my payout is spent on firearms, ammunition and erotic toys... and also no gf...
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>>734332076

I fucked a clown girl. So now I need a new weed guy.
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Joined the Navy, mom is understandably upset I won't be finishing college and she won't see me for 5 years
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>>734332076
My problem is why are you so gay
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>>734332076
My mother raped me using a Bible as a dildo
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Religion, Muslims and Jews are the scourge of the earth.
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i m not sure if traps are gay
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Im muslim and gay
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I really have to take a piss, but if I move, I will probably piss myself. I also am at work for the next four hours, so everyone will be able to see it. That isn't good when my job involves interacting with the customers. I have thought of urinating into a trash can, but I can imagine getting caught.
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>>734332076
I only get turned on by the image of jesus pounding my tight boipussi
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OP here: My problem is the bible doesn't solve anything. So this thread is kind of useless. Also, I am a massive faggot.
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>>734332076
>Post your problem, and me only quoting the bible I will to solve your problem.
Kekistan is making 4chan look retarded
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Three friends order pizza and beer. It's 30$ total, so they take out 10$ each.
When the pizza boy arrives he says there was an error in the price and the correct total is 25$ so he takes out 5$ for change. The three friends choose to take back only 1$ for a total of 3$ and leave the remaining 2$ to the pizza boy.

Now, each friend gave 10$ and took 1$ back, so each one pays 9$.
9$x3 = 27$
Plus the 2$ for the pizza boy it's 29$... But 1$ is missing somewhere!!
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>>734337064
It is (25+3)/3, not fucktwat bucks each. Makes sense.
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>>734337605
So they paid 9.3333$ each? They gave 10$ and got 1$ back... That's 9$
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>>734337992
But the uneven 25 bucks made it possible fir everyone to pay ... Waiiiit... 5 bucks is the rest of the sum of the 30-25. 5-(3*1)+2 is what we are adding up to.
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I've fucked up with fucn_tankrocket in Hammer.
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>>734338966
* 5-((3*1)+2)
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>>734339048
10$ + 10$ + 10$ = 30$

30$ - 25$ = 5$ = 2$ + 1$ + 1$ + 1$

The 2$ goes to the pizza boy

The 1$s go each to a friend

(10$ - 1$) + (10$ - 1$) + (10$ - 1$) =
9$ + 9$ + 9$ = 27$

27$ + 2$ (they gave the pizza boy) = 29$
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>>734332076
Satan stole my gf and now I'm not the messiah anymore.

My gf literally forced me to do this in hypertimespacereality.
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>>734337064
What are you - stupid?

cost is $25, the pizza kiddo gets a $2 tip. everyone pays $9. 9x3 = 27.

4chan is now for flunkies who can't do arithmetic?
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>>734339459
Is this bait?
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I covet my neighbors goat.
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>>734339664
no its just retarded.
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>>734339459
9*3=27, 27+3=30.

30 total - 25 for the pizza - (3*1) they kept each - the tip of 2 = 0
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>>734339655
Right 9$x3 = 27$
Plus the 2$ tip = 29$ but they started with 30$ there's 1$ missing!
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>>734332076
I can't focus and get my shit together.
I'm lazy and scatter brained.
what do you say?
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>>734332076
so youre not answering cause the bible is useless? is that is?
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>>734339934
You forgot the 25 dollars. It is like a magician tricking you into tge wrong track of thought. Go back from 30 and count every dollar
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>>734339970
Dude the tip is 2$ not 3$ so it's 27$ + 2$ = 29$
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>>734332076
Who created God?
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>>734340171
God
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>>734339974
Where do you actually pay the pizza for the price of 25 dollars and a tip of two dollars? 27 dollars total go to the pizza place. 3 dollars per person back. 30 dollars.
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>>734340114
Are you high, trolling, ignorant or american?
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My gf wont shut the fuck up and keeps talking endlessly to me on my only day off
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If I keep going to the bad part of town to buy coke, am I gonna get robbed or shot? Im white and stick out like a sore thumb.
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>>734340679
Oooh... Give her 30 dollars. Take 25 bucks from her. Then take 2 dollars as a tip. And ask her about the 3 dollars she got back, how one of them is missing...
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>>734340679

Ayo, you service industry too? Memorial day kicked my ass and the drive i graveled yesterday was the final nail in the coffin.

Oh and show her your bank account and remind her to keep her mouth shut if she likes seeing those 00's
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>>734341126
Yes, you are
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>>734332076
I have tremendous wants, but I have no Shepard, I am also tired and a little thirsty.
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>>734341155
But she gave you 27$ then you add 1$ and it's 29$
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>>734341274

that's in the bible?
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>>734332076
I'm miserable and I want to die
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>>73434045
If 27$ go to the pizza place then with the 2$ that go to the pizza guy as a tip add up to 29$ not 30$
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>>734341249
Yessir I am a line cook actually made lots of overtime and double time.
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>>734342475
kek @ your image
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lost love
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>>734342657
Butcher. People usually hate paying for their meals...
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I want a girl who will pretend to be my mommy while i fuck her in the ass
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>>734342591
So do I, but on the other hand... Netflix
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>>734342657

Same here. Where you work at?

>linefag in NJ
>shore town
>beaches full = restaurants full
>3 doubles back to back this weekend
>also laid a driveway of gravel yesterday
>the OT is totally worth it
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>>734332076
no motivation
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>>734342475
That says the bibble
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>>734332076
my teeths are rotten
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>>734342990
Germany. Lots of Bratwurst-eating, fat, old people
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Super hard test tomorrow
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>>734332076
So many Jews everywhere hijacking my countries politics and acting like a mafia. Jews owning the banks and targeting my country by usury predatory lending. Jews everywhere, Lord, Pharisees lord. What actions do you condone, Lord?
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>>734342909
I've lost all interest in watching stuff. I find it all boring.
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>>734343091

I bet the women are insanely gorgeous though. Down here, we got 1/2 anorexic New Yorkers and 1/2 Overweight delco chicks from PA.
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I don't know where my dollar is :( the change was 3$ and I gave the pizza guy 2$ as a tip but now I don't have the dollar
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>>734332076
Making sure that I keep practising and showing others my works, and also scared of exposing myself on the art websites.
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>>734332076
My grades need to be better but I have no more time
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>>734342990
>Redlands, CA
>Smalltown with a poppin food scene because of college
>Built the interior ourselves, worked 42 days straight until 1st day off.

you sound like a solid guy anon
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>>734337605
>>734337064
>>734337992
can you guys not be faggots, if they're paying 27 dollars total (25+2), each one gives 10, then the fucking result is as simple as the fucking problem (3 dollars change), each gets a buck back. original tat poster just wants to fuck with you by saying 27 + 2 which isn't part of the problem, but you still follow he says like tards.
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>>734344183
Right, but 27+2 = 29 not fucking 30 dude!
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>>734344183
Can you even count?
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jesus christ on a fucking stick, you all are a bunch of fucking geniuses
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>>734344183
If they pay 25+2 = 27 then they pay 9 not 10. Are you retarded?
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>>734344276
THEY ARE NOT PAYING 30 DOLLARS, jesus. you're getting thrown off by what it says that it was 30 and it was a mistake. 25 dollars is the cost of the shit, they give the guy 2 dollars. 27. they give the fucker 30, get back 3. THE SHIT MATH THAT OP PRESSENTS YOU WITH MAKES SENSE IF YOU DON'T READ THE FUCKING QUESTION. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>734344149

Man good on ya for undertaking the renovations. Just did that before the season started, myself. Painting/spackling sucked a mile of cock, but the place looks fresh and the money was pretty sweet too. It also is super gratifying knowing you personally made the place look sweet.

How many seats you guys got? We're around 70-80 because we have an pretty small dining room, but we get raped on take out.
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>>734344448
no, you fucking are. i'm not saying they paid 30, i clearly said they pay 27 (25+2) but they gave 30 and had change of 3. READ.THE.FUCKING.POST.
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>>734344538
So how much does each guy pay?
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There's a loser playing preacher on 4chan, what do
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>>734337064
25+3 is 28 so it all adds up with $2 for the pizza guy
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>>734344743
about tree fiddy, i give up. got me gud.
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>>734340114
25+3 isn't 27 though
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>>734344870
No that's wrong! the 2$ for the pizza guy are in the amount they already gave you don't need to add them!
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>>734344870
they only pay 27. i'm pretty sure most of u guys are actual retards now cuz some of the posts were serious.
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>>734344673
Yeah dude were only on week 3 now. Its a different sense of pride when you build it yourself. Lots of kitchens ive been in ive been like "Man who the fuck built this shit like that?" Now I only have myself to blame if its shitty lol

we have only 60 max seats but we get hit pretty good from breakfast to lunch because of the nearby businesses
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this would be funny to share with facetards. love it when tards strugle with dumb problems
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>>734345247
more like facenigs
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Now, each friend gave 10$ and took 1$ back, so each one pays 9$.
9$x3 = 27$
Plus the 2$ for the pizza boy it's 29$... But 1$ is missing somewhere!!
let me make this real easy.
this
>Plus the 2$ for the pizza boy it's 29$... But 1$ is missing somewhere!!
is bullshit. they give the guy 25. they give him a 2$ tip. that's 27. they don't give him 2 more dollars like you imbeciles assume cuz you can't read.
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>>734332076
I can't separate emotions triggered by events from the past to events in the present
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>>734345246

Best of luck man. I know the first 6 mos are the toughest, just getting your name and food out there. But it sounds like your place is kickin ass and in a good location. Your work is gonna pay off soon, man. Cheers.

Whats the left coast like anyway? A lot of Vegans and shit? Or is your menu pretty straightforward?
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>>734345039
25+3 = 28
The 2$ tips are in there so now we are down to 28$! Thank you anon
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>>734345468
Well done we're down to 27$ now!
Fucking stop stealing ma money!!!
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>>734345659
It's $30 you idiot
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love how i'm the only one that can solve a 30-(25=2) problem. i hope you all get hit by fucking nukes.
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>>734346122
30-(25+2) the problem is as simple as that, the rest of op's post is bull.
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>>734345606
LOTS of vegan and paleo diet hipster trash but lots of high end trendy spots, gastropubs etc. seafood is amazing.
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>>734344743
If the cost of pizza was 25$ then each guy pays 8.33$.
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>>734346122

If you tell me what its like to be the smartest person ITT, Ill tell you what a vagina feels like.
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>>734346185
30 - (25+2) = 3
What's your point? Shouldn't it be 0???
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i wouldn't trust any of you niggers to put a nail to a wall.
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>>734345606
forgot to say its our second location and this theme is a mom and pop farmhouse style cafe, we have corrugated metal interior, checkered table clothes ironically, purposeful mismatch grandmas cupboard looking plates. The menu is just huge portions stuff like beef cheek potroast and chicken and biscuits but its garnished and plated awesome.
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>>734346420
they have to pay 27. the problem says they have to pay 25+2. why do they have to spend 30. why.why.why.why. read.the.post.
>>734346279
apparently if you can't subtract 27 from 30 and are really pissed about it, then you can get vagina and other's cant. btw, i'm always balls deep in vagina, thanks for your concern though.
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>>734346279
how does knowing how to do basic math make me a nerd anyways? you guys just lack balls and brains so panic when your shitpost gets invalidated.
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>>734346261
+2 tip, the bait is good, too good to pass. delish. thanks guys.
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>>734346839
Why should they pay 27$ if the pizzas were 25$??? 27$ is the money summed up with the 1$ they got back! Then you add those 2$ of the tip and it's 29$!! The problem is everyone started with 30$ so it seems a dollar got lost somewhere in the transactions
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the answer is about tree fiddy! nerd, out!
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>>734346254

Ahh man I bet. The place I work is mainly seafood (2 blocks from the beach in an uppity white town), but the chef's new and putting some other shit on the menu that's selling like fire. But our fuckin salmon special is unreal, Salmon fillet with a whiskey maple reduction as a brine with rice pilaf and sautéed veg medley. Simple, but fuckin delish.

How bad are the Glutenfags there? 1 in 3 of the women we get are either "allergic to gluten" and or "unable to have their food touch butter". Fuckin jabronis.

>>734346507

That sounds pretty sweet. The Chef's wife does int design so she built a bunch of wine crate shelving and is now kinda moonlighting her biz out the back door cause people love it. Its sorta rustic but with a clean look

My only contribution was painting and I found this shit in the garbage and hung it on the wall. Everyone likes it though. Sorry the only pic i have is me goofin off with it.
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>>734347023
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>>734347187
8.33$x3 = 24.99$
24.99$ + 2$ of the tip = 26.99$
Then you add the 3$ they got back and you have 29.99$... something is missing anyways
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I'm having trouble integrating sensory input from an artificial/bionic source into the median, ulnar and radial nerves so it's interpretable by the brain.

What advice does the good book give me?
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>>734347349
stay mad, fam
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>>734347023
Dunno if you really know basic math, but you suck at explaining it
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>>734347499
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ನಿಬಿಬಾ
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>>734347926
ಯು ಲಾಸ್ಟ್ ದಿ ಗೇಮ್
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>>734347271
That gluten free Dr. Oz shit needs to end. the bread is so shitty, we have gluten free french toast and shit. Probably 1 in 10 people though so its not so bad
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>>734347906
>>734347632
don't you niggers have shitbrick huts to build or some cotton to pick... get to it then. shoo, shoo. you're not impressing anyone with your dank memes. come on, git.
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>>734348601

Funny you say that, Dr. Oz is the most noteworthy person to eat at our restaurant. He can suck my fuck.

But 10% aint bad. I would love to try that. You guys use Tempeh or tofu?
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>>734348778
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why is baiting still a thing... baiters are lost in the irony. i need more reaction images, and this autist is happy to help. win, win i guess. gotta get my (You)s too, lol.
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>>734349136
sorry, didn't give you a (You)
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>>734349052
rice flour, tapioca, xantham, fucking corn starch. Its shit really
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>>734347480
Bible doesn't have much for me huh
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>>734350333

Trips of truth. But It does make for a decent fake hotwing in a pinch.
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>>734332076
My wife was just diagnosed with cancer, solve that one.
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>>734350916

AIDS
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>>734332076
my pubes are caught in a ceiling fan, its hard to type
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