ITT: dubs decides what happens.
It's civ time, /b/
>There's a collection of 4 islands.
>On the largest lies two tribes, separated by a river.
>Niggers: Tall, slender, fast race. Male dominant. Pop: 5.
>Faggots: Short, tubby fatsos. Somehow 78 genders within the 6 people.
The gooks invade!
>Gooks are a short, angry, self centered race. 50/50 male/female split.
>Resources: Noodles, dogs
Cthulhu awakens from his slumber.
Every village losing its entire population except for 2, a male and a female - tasked to serve the eternal lord forever and breed future generations of slaves for him.
Gay nigger develop violent diarriah AND their dicks fall off, blaming whitey
Gay nigger develop diarriah of the dick, causing all dicks to rot off, blaming whitey
The gooks and fags untie to attack the niggers, and as arrangement for their friendship, they agree to split the nigger's land half and half, but little do the faggots know, the gooks will try to fight the faggots, sure of their victory
It's getting pretty lonely.
>Faggots: Pop 1
>Due to being alone, the last faggot realizes his mistakes and converts to cis white male
>Gooks: Working on demon summoning.
Russians go for the gold, but discover oil too. So they set a camp of 10 russians, create a gulag on the other side with 5 slaves. Americans discover the oil of the Russians too so they set a camp too.
YOUR WINS OP:
>The lone faggot sails to gook island to become their sex slave, making half-gook half-fag babies
>MASSIVE EARTH CHANGING EVENT
>WATER CEASES TO EXIST
>ALL WATER IS NOW GRASS
Somehow, this male has given birth.
>A new race is born: Gags.
>Gag pop: 10
>Materials: Noodles, dogs, pride.
Army of Nazis take a large portion of land and prepare to invade gooks.
After 1 eternity of whiteness (sarc), life evolves once again but instead of humans, the hedgehogs are the superior race
Due to a crack in existence, the niggers come back, but more powerful.
But, due to being beta cucks, they're inslaved by the Gags.
>Economy: 50% boost
Flapjack and capn knuckles somehow end up on the shores of the eastern island
YOU'RE TOO SLOW
>Sanic tribe descends from sky
>Pop: Infinitely large yet infinitely small
>Materials: Chaos emeralds, speed
by planting chaos emeralds the sanics cultivate mini kek trees