Main character of the last show you watched is now your only protection against Isis and libtard apocalypse.
I might be good.
I think I may be good too, OP.
Should be fine.
I'll be alright at least for awhile
Oh yeah, picture
Jokes on you, I am ISIS and the libtard apocalypse.
Maybe this guy would protect me against retarded liberals and conservatives
Hopefully we can fug before we die
We gonna be baked as hell
Hopefully movies count, I haven't watched TV shows in like 4 years, not that I can remember anyway
I'll be just fine
Don't need the protection, I'd just chill with Hank Moody
I'm good, frank got this shit
He might be high, but not stupid
The man in black from westworld... I feel pretty good about that
house there you are, you have my money for that bitchin ass new cane you loaned 500 dollars for?
NOT NOW WILSON IM WITH MY BUDDIES
I'm gonna be Krillin aren't I? He'll want them to be at their strongest.
I'm actually kind of concerned.
You are boned
I would say thank god, but then again he probably wouldn't give a shit about me
I should be fine
Bring it on
I've got Oni-sama. I'll be fine.
Ohh my god you contrarian retard. Shut the fuck up
>Be Anthony Bourdain
>Trump entrusts me with defeating ISIS and blowing up lib-tard colleges
>my part of the bargain being that I can go to nations with the worlds lowest GDP's just so I can taste their backwards ass,shittiest,most foul food ever then acting as if its good for my network
>All I bring are my clothes and my taste buds ready to bring hell
>Infiltrate ISIS as a local chef from some shitty made up town
>Every day when I feed them their (pure) halal bullshit I make conversation telling them about what I know about the Liberals in America and how everyone LOVES them and how it would be a shame if they all were to "disappear".
>Back on the home front Trump starts a plan for a protest in the Middle east that will be funded by the Trump Administration
>Every student from every lib-tard college is allowed to go,free of charge even though their parents would pay for it anyways
>ISIS hears of this and plans to suicide bomb them from the inside once they arrive
>The day comes
>Students pouring out of planes yelling of privilege and how the Europeans oppressed them through ages
>I am at the airport with Trumps security team from a helicopter waiting for this shit to begin while eating a giant messy platter of food and a big glass of beer
>Then once the bombings begin I see someone in the distance coming from their plane
>He runs towards the crowds with open arms to embrace this religion of "peace"
>3 people with suicide vest hug him and hold him down
>"Well that is 3 birds with one stone now that Trudeau is gone"saying this while spitting out pieces of goat cock from my platter
>MFW I am just chilling seeing this from afar
yyeeahhh i'm screwed
I don't think a high school girl could protect me
I should be fine at the very least I will have someone with a good imagination and someone who knows how to escape a sea bear attack
I don't know about you but with this guy you gotta catch us first.
Do you know what Lenin said about the ISIS and libtard apocalypse?