REKT thread Phoneposters should get mauled by heavy machinery edition

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>>734325164
How do I watch this on my iPhone?

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>>734325983
fake and gay

>>734326105
lost xD best ylyl thread yet

>>734326401
You don't.

>>734325983
hahaha, idiot

>>734325164
what do you people have against phone posters? its not like all that spam is coming from them. in fact phone posters are the least spammy you should hate pc posters instead. shit if i didnt post from my phone most of the time i wouldnt be here. what am i supposed to bring my laptop into the bathroom and take a shit while nut nuking wifi boxes are on my junk? should i be a loser geek who carries his computer around with him? no i use a phone like semi normal people.

i can imagine you REEEEEEEEEEEtards walking down the sidewalk typing on a laptop leeching wifi from all your neighbors as you go by hooked up with one of those nerd rigs that attaches to your head and waist. posting spam with your bots and requesting cp of the kid you just walked past. and you cant even get phone calls on it why would i even use a laptop or home system anymore this is the future you might as well buy a pager and a pocket watch and take the horse drawn carriage down to thee old saloon for some XXXXXXXXX then get your jibblies from a 80 year old herpes riddled prostitute before you go home and lie down on your rocks and hay to die of dysentery

>>734326401
you digitally transfer the screen to a better phonomachineatron

>>734326221
WARNING BAG OF PEANUTS MAY CONTAIN NUTS

>>734326105
damn son . just how much of your brain have to be dead to do something like this.

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>>734326833
holy shit how fucking dumb can you be

>>734325983
HAHAHAHAHAH NOW HES DEAD HIS FAMILY WILL CRY AND THEY DESERVE IT THE BLOODLINE IS TAINTED WITH DICK LICKING TURD BURGERS THEY ALL NEED TO DIE ILL BURN THEM IN THEIR SLEEP AND FEED THEIR RELATIVES TO EACH OTHER UNTIL THEY DIE FROM EATING EACH OTHER MURDER MURDER KILL KILL KILL ILL RAPE THEM TO DEATH WITH THEIR OWN SEVERED BODY PARTS DIE DIE DIE ARRRRRRRRRGH

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>>734326795
>what do you people have against phone posters?
phone posters refers only to retards that dont know how to play webms on their phones when a quick google search will solve their problem in a couple of minutes, there are mobile posters and phone posters

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>>734327387
>. . .
Ya know, I think that you should go see a therapist or something of the sort. Nobody with a sound mind would write this much cancer in all caps.

>>734327696
what the fuck

>>734327650
how do you not play them on phones you click the thing and it plays

>>734328887
iPhones do not play webms

>>734327696
what the fuck

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>>734329163
To be fair, if you use an iphone you deserve to get your family raped by niggers

>>734325707
would it kill you to take out the meme

>>734328589
Should have shot the nigger till its dead.

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>>734329287
ultimate kek

>>734328055
I member

>>734325645
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>>734325983
>>734326044
>>734326305
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>>734328055
>>734328589

did he died?

>>734329450
Nice!

can anyone post the beheadings? or the big old rock head smushing?

>>734326401
i use playerXtreme on my iphone

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>>734329674
fuck lost hard

More Please

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>>734330831
mfw

>>734327387
wow
users on this site are getting younger and younger, im 27 and i feel like 127

>>734329287
he'll never walk again

>>734331187
And how old do you feel when they use emots ?

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>>734331187
Nobody cares since you are most likely here since 2010. Get a life you fucking homo or kill yourself.

>>734329257
"Helicopter, bitch!"

>>734331594
think what you wanna think man, i cant convince you otherwise. have a good one faggot

>>734325707
"Come on baby and drop it"

>>734329287
Now we know how he lost his legs to begin with.

>>734325384
When 30 stab wounds just wont do

>>734329450
More ? Or bataclan ?

>>734329588
man , what's wrong with the chinese ppl

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>>734331841
damn !

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>>734327696
Oh man. I bet he's grinding his rock hard cock on her too

>>734326795
copypasta?

>>734329588
Triple kill nice

>>734331841
>ed)15:44:34 No.734

Thank you so much!

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>>734327696
moar

>>734326401
VLC player

>>734329575
agreed

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>>734327696
i laugh so hard at this

>>734331167
She's hot

>>734333866
thanks

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>>734325384
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>>734327953
moar murder please

>>734329854
>Roasted KFC right at your doorstep

>>734325707
GARBAGE DAY

>>734325900


"I WONDER IF A I LEFT THE IRON ON'?

>>734325983


FAKE AS FUCK. THE ONLY REAL THING IS HOW A CHICK GRABS HER MAN'S HANDS SO HE CAN GET CHEAP SHOTTED IF TIS WAS REAL

>>734329854
i didnt see that coming .. irony off

>>734327374


HE'S A CHINK. I HIT TWO LAST YEAR LIKE THIS DOWNTOWN TORONTO. NOT BAD LIKE THIS BUT BAD,

>>734329854
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3710554/Shocking-moment-man-ELECTROCUTED-climbing-electricity-pylon-better-view-Brazilian-political-rally.html

want to see the corrupt whore of brazil

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>>734335173
fuck

>>734335272
Kaboom

>>734329982
when you play as volt in warframe

>>734329852
He would if he could but he didnt

>>734329769
the fuck is he still alive ?

>>734332332

There's so many of them that no one cares if they got killed. The whole concept of muder don't exist there.

>>734331187
Wow, You're like 20 years older than me. I won't get my period before you turn 30. KYS old man

>>734327304
>Victim gets revenge on rapist

>>734337548
Hahahaha you just make my day

>>734325164
https://u.pomf.is/qgredz.mp4

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>>734327696
>this was on national tv

>>734325983
love it

>>734337912
Damm man this one is deep

>>734328226
Is he dead???

>>734329854

Best part is that it happens exactly the moment the announcer screams VIVA DILMA!

>>734338316
>>this is his daughter

>>734327696
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mother of Ae!!!

>>734331841
Can someone explain what he is doing here?

>>734331841
That clap near the end, holy shit dude.

>>734329854
Why do so many niggers climb power poles?

>>734333333

>>734337548
kek

>>734327374
I know, he didn't slow down at all.
The other guy wasn't looking. What's the driver's excuse? He even provided recorded evidence. Well process and charge him I guess.

I'm sure this'll get lots of tards into a potatorage. Just because someone doesn't look your way doesn't mean deliberately barreling into them isn't attempted manslaughter.

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>>734339436
>Can someone explain what he is doing here?

Becoming an hero!

>>734339436
sure buddy. he's hanging himself. phase 2 starts when his arms are jumping around involuntarily, i forget the technical term. he's as good as dead at this point but the rope/whatever is still just long enough to hold his next up when he falls to finish the job

>>734329769
looks delicious... but how does one let something get far enough to get infested with maggots? oh wait... unless they put them there to eat the rotting flesh away

>>734339995
neck not next

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Fuck all of you

>>734331949
You fucking savage

>>734340096
I didn't think that anyone actually escaped from Jigsaw

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>>734339806
Team work makes the dream work

>>734331949
MODS MODS MODS

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>>734340096
haaa it's arseface.

>>734329769
How does he eat? Does he just swallow a few times when he's hungry?

>>734340569
he eats the maggots

>>734329500
They just watched two people get splattered next to them and everyone moves on like they just noticed a bird crap on a window.

>>734340647
Yeah, sherlock, that was the joke

http://i.imgur.com/ejJ0y4G.gifv
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http://i.imgur.com/0UvTPTZ.gifv

why so many unsupported file types??
http://i.imgur.com/JWbhw0c.gifv

>>734331949
dude i can tolerate gore but this shit is too far

>>734339806
aint THAT a bitch lmao

https://i.imgur.com/DPJgEb9.gifv

>>734325164
What the fuck did this, holy shit

>>734332019
Lost them in a bet with sweatshop coworkers about how many babies he can make in one rotation of the sun

>>734329674
title say's ballbuster, but it's a girl kek

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>>734327696
It's her father, I know it looks bad but is not a big deal in BR

>>734341181
Some 3rd world bullshit that always seems to happen in india or south america/thailand.

They're like the international retard huts where they all die in the most comical ways.

>>734341629
damn . story ?

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>>734331294
Man

>>734331841
Is he ok?

>>734342067
was horsing around on his motorcycle and ran into a wall. police and people watched and filmed, but taught him a lesson by not helping him

>>734331841
It makes me sad knowing this is how I'll probably go

>>734326795
I like this

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>>734329674

>>734342476
What the heck is going on?

>>734329401
thats new to me

>>734343121
cartel members torturing a rival cartels butcher

>>734329401
thats equivalent to wrecking your bike at 100mph and road-sliding full speed for 500 feet into a wall

>>734338729
No, but he will have some slight headache the next morning. Nothing some aspirin won't fix.

>>734343555
so your saying he might have got hurtt?

>>734325900
Hahah that chick in the back in the gray coat and hood got hit so hard she split into two completely separate broads

>>734335173
and that is why we buy German cars

>>734343427
For real?
They actually removed his nose ears eyes mouth lips and his hands and made him look inhuman and still go on with torturing like what the fuck

>>734340706
China

>>734343663
quite possibly

>>734325164
The land where there are no traffic laws and fat people ride little motorbikes in front of big trucks.

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>>734343709
thats funny as fuck anon

>>734327696
our principal used to do this with good behaving students..

>>734339792
His excuse is that he didn't see him till it was too late. dark clothes, on dark background. I hate chinks, retards who text and walk, so I'd have twice the reason to run him over, and even I wouldn't run him over deliberately, just cause I don't want my car in the shop for a week to fix the windshield.

He may be sucked into partial liability of 50% though, if his lawyer is crap.

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>>734342599
Don't forget to film and set it up so it uploads or do a live stream.

>>734344238
ikr? his mustache tickled a bit

>>734340706
People in China do not feel empathy for others. They're more worried about getting sued for helping someone. The country is a shithole of filth and corruption.

>>734344238
but how old his pupils were?

>>734344417
So you mean they are just like Murica now lo?l

I proud.

>>734328055
it was safe until it killed itself

well i guess it's better than an abortion

>>734340008

They're placed there aye, he's in some hospital, probably had some gigantic cyst or misgrowth.

>>734325164
Saying hi from my windows phone.

>>mfw I need 4 different third party apps just to use this site on my phone.

>>734340096
is there a story about his face? i saw the periscope but did he told why he looks like that? the stabilisator around his jaw ... seems that he is in healing prozess, so it couldnt happen long ago

>>734344537
What country are you in little boy?

>>734344909
I from Murika, what's it to you, big girl?

>>734325384
What's the story here?
And it looks like a skinny white faggot doing the stabbing. My daughter could probably stab better than that faggot

>>734344417
>They're more worried about getting sued for helping someone.
Are lawsuits such a big thing there?
I've barely gotten past the image of a mixed largely rural developing culture. How'd everyone get to the point of throwing lawsuits around and being loaded enough to do so that much?

>>734345052
Look at the virgin flexing his virginity on the internet.

>>734329588
god i wish that were me

>>734334473
>Roasted Kentucky Fried Chicken

>>734329450
remember, just when things are about to get good, face your camera away from the action.

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>>734325164
Fuck you,

you shut-in cunt

I'll fucking maul YOU

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>>734344803
>mfw you don't fkn use a mfw pic

>>734345186
If only you made any sense, faggot.

>>734344831
He's goring that guy like he's ashing a cigarette

>>734329674
that'll break her hymen in real good

>>734345343
How about you covfefe yourself

>>734341818
>It's her father, I know it looks bad but is not a big deal in BR

Because paedophilia is completely normal in Brazil...

>>734339995
Thanks Man. It didn't look like he was trying to jerk it or anything. But it's a weird way to an hero yourself.

>>734332429
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... That he built with his bare hands

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>>734326401
Smash ihpone and buy a nonidiot smartphone.

>>734345584
Don't they lose virginity there around 12? She is ripe.

>>734325983
left-handed

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>>734342599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghyamhuKpd8

>>734345357
story?

>>734343788
just think

hes probably done the same amount of things to a number of different people

>>734346244
Story? Why did the nigga just did that?

>>734346141
>Don't they lose virginity there around 12? She is ripe.

Which is why daddy is fondling her tits...just gearing himself up for a night of fun after the game is over.

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>>734346602
South america

>>734346340
told him she was pregnant

>>734346825
god damn

>>734346702
Is it realy that bad down there?

>>734327387
kid

>>734328055
at least it won't grow up indian

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>>734346305
goddamnit Randy

>>734327387
Summertime

>>734346825
lol...no bleeding he just became a bag of broken bones

>>734346658
niggers gonna nig
of course they weren't gonna fight on 1v1

>>734330634
You need a seperate app to play these on an iphone?? My droid just plays them all when i click em

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>>734347380
apple users dont count as human

>>734326795
what are you even doing outside of your house
normalfags out

>>734344831
I hope that guy treated the elephant like shit
I want to root for ellie

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>>734347377
God I hate niggers so much.

>>734329500
why are Asians so bad at driving? I'm not making a stereotypical joke. The majority of car rekts are Asians doing the dumbest shit.

>>734346952
That's not rekt.

That is most definitely gore.

>>734328589
HE WUZ A GOOD BOI

Anyone got the kid getting tasered long enough to potentially get brain damage, cuffed and then slammed face first into the sidewalk?

Or just some police violence in general

>>734347506
full? I havent seen this one before