Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Keep ERP and RP in >>>/trash/
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52lXg9asnn8
>>734319264
Too lewd
What the fuck is this song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PA2FhRP2BhA
>>734319423
It's literally not.
>>734319564
Any skirt or dress that is not at least fingertip length IS LEWD
>>734318972
Sounds chill :)
>>734319454
Gay shit apparently
>>734319682
Its a fuckin weird one, Ill tell you hwat
I forgot what I was doing, sorry, claiming Tenshi-cake. I love her.
Hello fellow degenerates, how do you do?
>>734320021
Speak for yourself you filthy casual
>>734320021
hello who are you?
>>734320021
>>734319712
Hi rem rem your looking pretty
>>734319820
Half the lyrics weren't even lyrics
>>734320021
2 dan 4me m8
I see...friends.
>>734320110
what did you just bark towards me ??
>>734320142
I am not Aikawa, but the person who is posting them. Am I doing it right?
>>734320159
Cute!
>>734320169
You can have my shades Yuno then you can be dank too
>>734320409
ah aikawa, i think i've seen you around, i'm new, please call me tenshi
>>734319877
hello angel
Claiming best girl.
>>734320302
I see... A Vampire-chan~
C'mere and let me headpat ya
>>734320562
do you wish that was with you
>>734320169
I KNOW RIGHT
I love me some folk, but fuck me that was ashitshow
>>734320302
Me too
>>734320409
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>>734320714
Pet my head while I poke those cheeks
>>734320739
So glad to know that you demon.
>>734320409
yes i am
>>734320409
Yay! send them to me via discord greed#6656
>>734320302
hello adorable
>>734320739
The guy how wrote this was very drunk at the time
>>734319564
:o
>>734321024
>>734319877
I love you
>>734320867
>pats your head
What a cute little you.
How are you Koume?
>>734320867
*kiss
>>734321015
Peter and Paul? Yeah, no. It was the 70s my man.
Lsd and giving Mary the ol London bridge was their thing.
God that was such a groovy time to be alive
>>734321239
Still haven't gotten to finish that
Pretty sure I failed my spanish final
>>734320506
Okay, hello Tenshi!
I'm not good with words.
>>734320739
STOP RIGHT AWAY!
>>734320922
Y-yes you are
>>734321015
n-no way, you're too greedy...
>>734321387
Summer school?
>>734321363
lucy in the sky with diamonds
>>734321423
aw :(
please excuse my slow replies, i'm very sorry
>>734320536
hi hi~
are you the anon that said mental illness is just an excuse for bad behavior?
>>734320562
wait i already claimed her
>>734321240
oh my...
i don't know if i should say i love you back because i don't want to lead you on or anything...
>>734321423
do you post here a lot or do you post elsewhere?
>>734321423
yes i am
>>734321679
no
i'm the anon that keeps forgetting what i'm meant to call you
watch your tilde -_-
>>734321612
Yes
>>734321423
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>>734321493
Probably, I don't know if there's going to be a point curve for the final though tbh
>>734321876
>tfw I can't go to summer school even though I have to. because I don't have a vehicle to get there
guess I'm gonna have to take math again next year
>>734321679
It's ok, I love my friends~
>>734321876
What happens when you fail summer school?
Hi there fellow anons, hwdy
>>734319184
also, claiming elsie
>>734321865
Did you ever do any?
>>734321679
I can't believe I forgot to say hello, my bad
>>734322105
I know that feel this last year was a repeat for me
>>734322351
I haven't been to summer school so I wouldn't know
>>734322105
Get your mom to drive you uwu
>>734321015
Hello M-chan hows goes it?
>>734321244
Gooood I'm good. Going to a going away thing today for a friend.
>>734321363
We are moving very fast. *Gasp*
>>734321679
Such a tired lewd face
>driving course for a military vehicle
>drove around the base
>that's all I did
>tomorrow I have to be present at 13h00
Unit life is really different from the infantry qualification course
>>734322589
That's gooood to hear. Is it going to be a long trip?
>>734322577
my mom doesn't have a car -_-q
>>734322589
It is going good. Me and tomo were talking about you a little bit ago
>>734322697
In a good or a bad way
>>734322846
Rip
>>734322749
No he's just going to another job.
>>734322977
All good I hope. Or at least slanderous lies
>>734321612
>pets
>>734321679
Yes I post here all the time, but under a different waifu. Everyone knows me under that one.
>>734321731
Y-yes you are... calm down, okay?
>>734321865
STOP!
>>734322562
Ye, once. Got it from a dirty old hippie when I was sixteen.
It went very poorly
>>734322589
Fast is my middle name bby
>>734323318
Ok
>Winning Girl claimed
>>734323284
In a good way, in the infantry course I was a few months ago, we were treated like filth
Now we're actually treated with respect
>>734323318
yipe yipe yipe
*tucks tail and scampers under sofa*
>>734323509
She's already spoken for: >>734322105
>>734321821
i'm sorry i won't tidle at you anymore
you can call me Angel if you want
>>734322351
f-friendzoned already?? well okay..
>>734322381
hello there where is your waifu from? shes really cute
>>734322562
its okay! i forgot all my replies to people! it's my fault, really
>>734322589
her face is pure!
>
>>734322697
thank you for your service
those convoy missions are no joke
>>734323318
do you love both of your waifus?
>>734323524
>implying you aren't filth
Post amatsu again
>>734323524
Aren't they supposed to treat you like filth though? Or is that just a meme
>>734323713
good
sure i'll call you angel angel
>>734323713
You're the one who said you didn't want to lead me on
>>734322577
Would you rather do summer school or retake spanish?
Kiss unplugged is actually pretty good
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BOltF8o3v4I
>>734323892
It's the same thing
>>734323318
sorry sometimes i get carried away
>>734323943
So retake it then?
>>734323713
she is from the world god only knows, and you got a cute angel there
>>734323596
Damn
Guess I'll sit this one out, then
>Back behind the wall she goes
>>734323713
It is. But a slight blush and a bare shoulders is like 8/10 lewd for kanade
>>734323397
Oh when you post that it's totally cool.
>>734323304
Well we fingered out tomo dose not want to become a vampire. Unless you are the one asking him.
>>734323318
>purrs
>>734323397
I had mushrooms once by mistake. I can remember what happened
>>734323713
What were we taking about before you left. OH yes I remember robing the police
>>734323318
I want to fuck Aikawa
>>734323565
G-good dog...
>>734323713
Of course! And you?
>>734323950
>tfw no yandere to thirst after me
>>734324508
Cute!
>tickles chin
>>734324851
I-I see what you did there... I think...
>>734324897
I'll thirst after you~
>>734325110
Really? W-who are you? How do you know me?
>>734323713
why thank me
We aren't even masking any convoys, just familiarizing with the truck
>>734323729
no u
>>734323799
Only in the beginning, once you get into an unit is when you become human again Krappa
>>734323304
What a cute dress
So you're just gonna tag along?
>>734324897
>Purrs Louder
>>734325234
okay hold on, getting amatsu pics from danbooru
H-hey g-guys, I u-used to c-claim M-megumin!
I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
>>734324326
Hell ye bby
>>734324508
Common, all too common
>>734319184
you all can't have an image whit girlfriend, stop be fag
>>734325751
Wow, Homora. Great moves, keep it up. Proud of you!
>>734325751
good job
>>734325526
>licks cheek
>>734325751
h-hi
>>734325776
Sup, nigga?
>>734325751
>>734325751
Have some loyalty you dam scank
>>734326116
Ep! that tickles
>>734326166
Jealous?
>>734326007
>Homora
Wh-Who's th-that?! I-I'm former Megumin c-claimer!
>>734326115
Th-thanks! I l-love m-my A-amatsukaze and I'll n-never h-heresy from h-her!
>>734326116
H-hi c-cutie!
>>734326416
M-mean! I'm g-gonna get m-my maple s-syrup d-drinking Sergeant o-on y-you!
>>734326513
This is a lot better than I could draw t b h
>>734326546
Fuck off
>>734326546
nice
>making fun of children with problems on the internet
hey big guy
>>734325462
It's a group thing.
>>734326416
>licks leg
>>734326546
I saw you masturbate.
>>734326728
>>734327080
sell your body
>>734327080
The redhead is the best girl
hehe poutine
>>734326546
WHEN HE FINDS OUT HOW LOYAL YOU ARE HE WILL KICK YOU OUT THE MILITARY!!! BECAUSE YOU MIGHT ABANDON YOU COMRADES IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIRE FIGHT YOU HERETIC!!!
>>734327034
Ah no not in public
multiple personas
>>734327321
mugi was never my waifu
>Homu fact!
He suffers from Polymorphous Light Eruption, which isn't nearly as fucking radical as it sounds. Rather, it means he can only go out at night or he suffers a horrific rash that would permanently scar and taint his pale, near-translucent skin. It is passed down genetically, so when the time comes to release that tadpoles from his neck sac, he must do it in water that is at least partially shaded at all times.
>Winner
>>734327799
im not homu
im tsukasa
Yakumo Claimed.
>>734328031
i want to rape her o:
>>734328007
o:
>>734327516
I had no feelings for her
>>734328208
>>734328208
I miss you :o
>>734327164
Only if you buy it.
>>734327173
They are all great, I ended up liking Nee-san more than the others though.
>>734327962
>Tsukasa-but-honestly-probably-Homu Fact!
Now, at first you might mistake them for the same being, but you'd only be partially correct. The truth is, they're just two parts of a much greater whole. This greater whole is often theorized to be a rat king, meaning that perhaps around birth, their tails became wrapped around each other and tangled with other fleshy, pale hunchbacked creatures.
The few living members of this rat king (Homu and Tsuka included) situation skitter desperately across various keyboards, using the internet to lure in a human host they can feed off of for sustenance.
>>734319184
>>734326572
S U R E
Why can't you stop being a turbo autist?
>>734328762
im not homu >:o
>>734328412
i miss you too o;
>>734328350
bring that cute butt over here
>>734329071
I wish I could post Yuiko again and not have to be a sperg about it
>>734329208
explain
>>734328669
name your price
>>734329148
You have a cute avatar :o
>>734329148
>>734319454
Sounds like your average mythical thing.
>>734329349
That's not for me to decide, want me to ask my master?
>>734329550
ew used goods
>>734329259
The other Homura kept saving pictures of her after I asked him not to and I served out about it hard
Why does it matter if someone posts your waifu?
>>734329804
It's bad if that someone is acting like a retard and tying up a negative image to the fanbase of that character.
>>734329635
can you stop being a nigger
>>734330209
Can you
>>734327281
You really want me to add you huh
>>734322095
Suuuu
>>734330278
I'm not
>>734330209
*pinches butt as you pass*
heheh i hate to see her go but i love to watch her leave amirite guise
*elbows friends and proceeds with guttural laughter*
>>734329930
nothing they could say could make me like mugi any less
>>734330372
>I'm not
>>734329804
>Implying
>>734330503
I really fucking hate you
>>734330372
Ok
>>734330503
>cue laughtrack
>>734330341
well if your trying to do stuff like that then don't do it no thread
>>734330503
Not everyone is like that, first impressions matter a lot and people that don't know him will most likely think it's the same person.
>>734330787
Are we going to do stuff like that?
>>734330862
if you want
>>734330978
Only if you cut me yuno
>>734330727
*bass starts playing*
>>734330651
why? :(
>>734330594
That's not my waifu
>>734330812
I guess, I'm not gonna blame anyone for thinking that though and mugi could try to explain if he cared idk
>>No ERP
no wonder why this thread is so slow.
>>734331079
I can do that
>>734331184
>seinfield theme begins playing
>kramer enters abruptly through the door
>"Jerry! You won't believe the idea I've just had!"
>laughtrack
>jerry rolls his eyes
>what is it now Kramer?
>laughtrack
thanks for the picture btw
>>734331322
O-okay... go ahead...
>>734331476
>cuts you
>>734323871
t-thankies, what should I call you?
>>734323892
A-am I leading you on now?
If so I'm very sorry
>>734324143
and she's all mine and you can't touch her
>>734324326
i'll admit i cropped her face from a r34....
>>734324508
We should take all their guns and badges too
>>734324897
I love my waifu, if she were real I would pet her!
>>734325234
I thank all people that serve. Sometimes they give me weird looks like this o_0
>>734331206
bruh if this isn't the start of erp I don't know what is
>>734326822
Is that Sonokawa?
>>734331670
yes
>>734331570
Yes and there uniforms then pose as police officers to get in to restricted areas and get away with even more crimes.
>>734331539
T-that's now how I imagined it at all!
You have to jump me first and tie me up, then take me to your home and lewdly run your knife on my skin before starting with the cuts me yuno!
>>734331570
I like her eye color, golden is best
>>734331184
All you do is piss me off
>>734331600
Gotta bring on the good stuff, my negus. Foreplay is overrated.
>>ERPー様
>>734326822
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>734324508
Well that might be weird because I'm....not really a vampire
See
>>734332384
I just tease
>>734331367
np dess
>>734331570
You're fine cutie
>>734331955
Hm!
>pins you down
>sits on top of you
>tickles your sides
>>734332470
But you look so pretty there must be something paranormal behind it
>>734332512
I don't care
>>734332630
AH, NOOO! YUNOOO!!
>>734332946
Are you mad at me again?
>>734333158
>>734333264
That's a cute bunny
>>734319184
>>734333200
No mercy!
>starts taking off your shoos
>>734332630
Ooor...am I?
>>734319184
Shoyo best not-grill
>>734333775
Yuno, no!
>tickles her belly
>>734333763
Youre not very good at hide and seek are you?
>>734333763
give me the folder
>>734334068
I just seek
>>734334780
Then I shall hide. Good luck finding me I am as quiet as a mouse.
>>734333359
you're a cute bunny poster
Hello people of this thread. How is everyone?
>>734335253
Oh yes its the pretty eyed waifu. How are you?
>>734334875
I may forget what I was looking for if you are that quiet
>>734326819
>didn't notice post
Sorry ;-;
I hope you have some fun out there.
>>734326822
>>734331670
Wew
>>734335560
who wants to play minecraft pocket edition with me
>>734335339
If its too long I will just come out from hiding
>>734335334
Oh hello there. I was quite the sad one, but it brightens my day to see others appricate my bb. Just watching some youtube now, might play CoH later. And how are you?
>>734335598
I only have the pc version
>>734335617
Oh sad you say? Why were you a sad one if I may know.