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Ask a full time NEET anything

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Ask a full time NEET anything
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>>734312523
How much are you getting from the government?
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How do i get NEETbux?
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>>734312845
$300 each week

>>734312993
have autism
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>>734312523
What is that sugar plants?
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>>734312523
What is your typical day
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>>734313106
what kind? i have asperger and i get loads of money from the government tbh
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>>734313271
>get up
>eat and get coffee or tea
>tend to my garden and plants
>maybe some vidya
>go for a walk of the weather is nice
>more vidya
>go out to the shed and make something
>go back in and play more vidya
>etc. pretty normal

>>734313345
aspergers aswell but haven't applied for full time neetmoney becuase my mom doesn't want me to. She thinks aspergers is curable
But I will get it sooner or later, I'm not gonna get a job and since she doesn't have one either she will have to live of my neetbux
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How many Goodboypoints do you currently have?
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>>734313547
>go out to the shed and make something
like pipe bombs or something?
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>>734313547
Sounds pretty comfy
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>>734313643
I want to know this too.

>>734313547
Why doesn't she work?
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>>734313547
i'm not allowed to get a job for the government plus they pay my apartment, my school plus extra money to food and that.. i know i'm pretty lucky tbh
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Also NEET here. Can I join the thread too?
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>>734313941
Sure
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>>734313925
Aren't you ashamed even in the slightest?
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>>734313996
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>>734314096
yup, and i hate myself pretty often.. i'm a person who just deal with it, but since they say if i don't stop doing school when they tell me too or take breaks and so on, they will send me in some hospital
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>>734314263
Just checking, you're all fine with me.
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>>734314263
good
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Any plans to ever leave neetdom?
It won't get any easier if you do

I was neet for 2 years then seemingly on a whim continued education
Thank fuck that I did because the family hit a very tight spot just as I did
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>>734312523
do you fap to lolis?
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>>734313547
thats the day in the life of someone who is stinking filthy rich and doesnt need to work anymore

you lucky lucky bastard
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>>734312523
Hello there fellow NEET
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NEET here with girlfriend NEET who lives with me. Life is sad. Send help...
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>>734313106
Autistic enough?
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>>734313727
like stuff out of wood, nothing special

>>734313643
not keeping track

>>734313798
Because there isn't any jobs avalible, we live so far from the city and she also has a shoulder injury but refuses to go neet

>>734314096
why would anyone be?

>>734314377
nope

>>734314427
nah

>>734314613
I want autistic neet gf too
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>>734314613
Are you both overweight and are you both constantly in a party on some game?
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>>734312523
Hey OP, I'm pretty retarded. Chronic depression (not the emo hurr durr give me attention or I'll cut myself to black veil brides type) just constant ongoing low serotonin production. Also slight social anxiety (but on treatment for this and the depression so it's very manageable). Also autistic (although high functioning). Also alcoholic. Also browse 4chan.

Only problem is I have a casual job (research at local uni). It pays very well but I probably get less than 75 hours work a year, so very little actual income.

Think I can get paid for being the miserable alcoholic piece of shit I am?
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>>734315373
>ask for help
>pretend that you're trying but can't do it
>maybe they'l leventually give up on helping you and just put you on benefits
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>>734313345
were you diagnosed as an adult?
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>>734315482
no i think i was around 15-16..
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>>734315670
I was diagnosed when I was 21 but that's because my mom wasn't paying much attention to me at as a kid and never tok me to a doctor. I also swiched schools a lot becuase we moved so often so no teacher pointed out my autism either. I went to a shrink because I though I was depressed but they found out I was sperg and was diagnosed.
You know if there is any chance I can still get neetbux?
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