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Fix the world in one sentence. >do whatever the shit you

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Fix the world in one sentence.

>do whatever the shit you want not harming anyone
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>>734309155
wowza u did it
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Invent a world wide virus or chemical weapon specifically designed to kill only humans and let it loose.
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>>734309343
What is AIDS for 500, Alex.
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>>734309155
Fuck islam, trips confirm
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The replicators from Star Trek would solve all of the world's problems.
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>>734309155
Kinda flawed considering driving down the street is technically hurting the environment, which in turn technically harms all organic matter. Most industrial buildings expell toxic gasses and other dangerous wastes. That eventually hurts people. No factories = no technology
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No religions
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>>734309155
>"harm"
Are you implying only physical harm, or emotional?

If only the first then you can easily fuck over anyone's life without laying a finger on them. If the latter then nothing can be done because of the snowflakes that get triggered over anything.
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Everybody on Earth posts on /b/
Posts ending in 1-5 get off /b/
Posts ending in 6-0 executed on the spot
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>>734309502
If were going si-fi then technically there's an alternate universe that has an alternate earth that doesnt have any problems.
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>>734309510
there are ways to produce energy, technology, and food with much less of a negative cost toward the environment. Cleaning up and regulating effects on the environment is pretty important.
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Words are just words.
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>>734309155
have infinite resources
>wow this is easy
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>>734309155
lighten the fuck up everyone.
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>>734309155
Damn those are tiny nipples
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People with an iq below 100 lose voting rights

This good for all nations on earth
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>>734309434
AIDS kills chimps too
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>>734309895
Goes*
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>>734309651
lets do this
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>>734309895
If IQ was strongly correlated with critical thinking skills this would make sense
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>>734309564
this
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>>734309155
kill all non white shit skins
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Everybody dies
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Space travel is perfected
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>>734309155
Hold on are we talking plausible solutions or have goku run for president type of deal?
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Kill all humans.

Also, you forgot a period, OP. Y'know... to finalize your [sentence]
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>>734309155
Human extinction
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Live by Max Ehrman's Desiderata, Serenity Prayer, and don't compare yourself with others' definition of happiness or wholeness.
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>>734309155
>do whatever the shit you want not harming anyone
People have been following this for centuries. Look how well it works.
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>>734309918
poor chimps
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>>734309155
Create a Dyson sphere that powers a massive computer that creates a separate virtual reality conplete with people for each person plugged in.
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>>734310177
A small minority has done this. Everyone else can't even.
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>>734309510
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>>734309155
I love girls with small nippels like that!
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>>734309155
Humans are too smart for their own good. Evolution has granted for mutations so there's always going to be some Hitler type of person who ruins it for everyone.
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>>734309651
playing this game
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>>734309155

>All you need in live if covfefe
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>>734309155

>All you need in live is covfefe
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Kill the jews
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>>734309155
Stopp rewarding competition in society.
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>>734309155
There's only 2 genders.
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Be logical, reasonable and considerate.
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>>734309155
sauce maybe?
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>>734309651
Would it not be easier to have a random number generator (or a D10) roll for everyone?

I mean, the goal is to kill half the pop, and most people don't even use 4chan. Why would they have to post on /b/ just to do this? Who would even enforce it?
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>>734312263
not harming anyone btw
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>>734310940
>>734310918
Is this a meme?
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All niggers and Muslims died.
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>>734312529
>>734312263
Empathy always seems to be an afterthought, when it should be the first thing.
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>>734309651
All muslims murdered.
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>Men are pigs. Kill them all.
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>>734309155
No special snowflakes allowed
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>>734312918
Who let the subhuman sex pet out of its kitchen?
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>>734312918
That's two sentences. Albeit you could have combined the two thoughts into one.
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>>734309155
"Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself"
-Mattew 22:39
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>>734313504
She's clearly in the kitchen. Do you not see the dining set and counters behind it?
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>>734309564
See
>>734309653
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>>734309155
Sort yourself out!
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Just commit to being a simple cog turning within the machine that is called society. Or slowly kill yourself with alcohol
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>>734312648
I think they're all on the same level. Without the first two, being considerate could mean burning somebody to death to save their soul or something.
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>>734309155
Bring back the Führer.
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>>734309155
My name Jeff
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Eliminate all life on Earth
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>>734313576
Dining room.
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>>734314313
>Eliminate all life on Earth
start by killing yourself
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>>734309155
A stateless society is the only cure for corruption, for the very existence of a monopoly on force incentivises its own abuse.
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Soviet Reunion.
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tattoos cause aids
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>>734309155
>>734309434
"How can we justify the holocaust?" for 500
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>>734309155
Feed the obese people too the starving people.
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Make everything free.
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>>734309155
superman fml
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>>734316343
make greed irrelevant
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>>734309155
Get rid of all the sovereign nations, over nationalization is toxic.
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>>734309155
Everyone under 120 I.Q. dies.
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>>734313504
Have you seen the top chefs, they're men! Why would i allow Wow-men in my kitchen?
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>>734309155


What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, laddy.
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How racist am I to allowed on here before the FBI comes?
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>>734316548
everyone over 80 dies
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>>734316953
and niggers and a hefty portion of the planet.
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mandatory college level education, health insurance, minimum living standards and civil rights all applied to every human irregardless of nation state.
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>>734316825
newfag nigger get your fucking jigaboo ass back to spear chucking africa
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>>734309155
Get back you your own fucking countries you dirty fucking vermin.
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>>734309155
give me power - ill do the rest
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only taxpayers can vote
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>>734313516
and how is this working out?
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>Don't be a dick.
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>>734317181
i apologize for not having at least 3 more racist lines of dialogue pertaining to blacks in particular. these comments made here don't necessarily represent the views of this site and the proprietors of said site
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>>734309564
There are so many chill religions, anon. Like buddhism, jainism, and most of the non theistic ones
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>>734309155
lickit.
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>>734314482
Ironically, you need power to prevent accumulation of power, hence you cannot maintain an equitable egalitarian society.

Ultimately, there will always emerge powerful groups and individuals. The question becomes what the nature of these groups should be.

There are two basic choices: either elected representatives or unelected tyrannies. No system - not capitalism, or communism or anarcho-syndicalist communes can escape this basic fact.
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>Make Millhouse a meme
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>>734317884
but millhouse was always a meme
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>>734317797
>>734309155
Did I win ??
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>>734317846
How's senior year of high school treating you?
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free chik fil a for everybody except gays
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>>734317994
i'm going to do a victory lap counterclockwise brb all smierky in here
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>>734309155
> end islam
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Unplug the computer that's simulating all this bullshit
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