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I have no one to ask, what the fuck is this warning?

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I have no one to ask, what the fuck is this warning?
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>>734300872
tire pressure. Check your air
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>>734300872
check handbrake
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>>734300872
Check the owners manual
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Looks like a flat earth warning
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>>734300970
kek
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What the hell kind of euro trash mobile are you driving
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>>734300872
CoG alert (Center of Gravity)

it means you're too heavy for the vehicle to be driven safely
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You're driving into a heavily irradiated area (hence the mushroom cloud) and should keep watch for ghouls.
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Oil leak, add some flour to your engine to thicken up the oil so it doesn't leak so much.
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>>734301028
Omg Americans are so fat they have a fat light on their dash.

It's a European car btw
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>>734300872
It's due for a service you dip
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>>734300872
What kind of car is this?
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>>734301400
seconded, moron
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>>734300872
superconductor broke...plus eels
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It's a warning to avoid super extreme speed bumps.
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>>734300872
Your car wants to grind a fuckin rail like a sick cunt
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>>734300969

/thred
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>>734300872
It means the car needs to have it's scheduled maintenance done, the symbol on your dash is representing the car on a lift (like pic related), meaning it's time to bring it to a workshop.

Read the owners manual next time your idiot
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Well its a picture of a car up on a hydraulic lift, so try real quick to put 2 and 2 together
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Why not check vehicle control in idrive fgt, also put air in your tiree
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Your car is going to heaven.
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>>734300904
>>734301968
What does tire pressure have to do with the service warning?
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>>734300872
Isn't it OBVIOUS?
Your car is doing 179Kmph, But it isn't going forward, You've driven from a cliff and the car is advising you to land on a big spring.
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>>734301141
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its a car trophy, you just won, congrats
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Check your Blinker fluid.
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>>734300872
nub
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>>734301615
>>734301002
it's a bmw
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>>734300872
Parking brake,
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Oil change and check engine light. Tighten your gas cap
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>>734301953
The only right answer, look it up online OP. Most of BMW checks is just looking at shit. Look up what you need to replace and save an ass raping at the dealer.

I do all the work on my BMW, life is good.
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>>734301953
This lift will be mine once I get me a house. I'm tired of jacking shot and using stands
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>>734300872
Jump booster is misaligned
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>>734300969
This.


But it looks like brake wear indication to me. Replace brakes, and make sure the replace the sensors. I did a Jetta with those things, and they were consumable. As the brakes wore down, so did the sensors, so they need to be replaced with the brake pads.
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Did you check your handbrake?
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>>734300872
It's the cuck alarm. Your girlfriend is being fucked right now, hurry home.
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>>734300904
Hes right the ! Usually indicated low tire pressure
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>>734304980
The circled ! is the handbrake light you spastic
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>>734301400
This you melon
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>>734302334
Kek
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>>734300872
Your car will explode if you turn off the ignition.
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>>734304437
>But it looks like brake wear indication to me

It's not, pic related is the wear warning on BMWs.

What I think OP wants to know about is the symbol in the center of the dash, the one with the car on the lift.

The red light is just your normal handbrake light that most cars have
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>>734300872
Rapture is coming. Your car will be elevated to the gods.
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>>734300872
You need to change break pads and sensors. If you did it by yourself they need to be programed in BMW center so the error disappeare.
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>>734306270
*brake
I swear to god ...
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>>734300872
It is a maintenance alert. Most newer cars tell you when to perform certain items.
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>>734301002
Implying ameritards know fuck all about cars, food or music
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>>734300872
115,000 mile service check. It wants to be brought into the dealer and have a thorough check done but you can clear it in accessory mode if you don't care.
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