Did Trump have a stroke? https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

Just padding out his insanity defense

Inside jk ... U will see

New Trump Executive Order. If you use the word covxxxfefe, he will send ICE agents to drag you out of your shithole and send you back to the third world country you came from.

So, good bye, motherfuckers.

Question, /b/:

My dad's new girlfriend wants to fuck with me and I'm kind of down to it. But I'm also hesitant as I don't know if she will still respect me as her older brother. What should I do?

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>>734285633

>>734287929
When I'm feeling lost, I always ask my dad for advice

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>>734287419

Starting with his wife?

>>734288114
Starting with you, fucktard

>>734285633

No, it's just that even he doesn't give a shit about what he types anymore.

>>734288275
Starting with YOU, covfefe.

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>>734285633
CODED MESSAGE

>>734285633
I'm guessing from the context, he means "Coverage", as in, "negative press coverage". I figure it would be hard for a retarded Shillary supporter such as yourself to figure this out. Guess he was really tired when tweeting. It happens to everybody. It's just he's a major public figure, unlike you.

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>>734290719
people have assigned meaning selectively to trump's vague words for too long

He's a retarded chump

>>734290719
he also has hundreds of staff members as well as spellcheck on his phone.

>>734290719
You sound like you got some sand in your covfefe anon.

Hopefully he did us all a favor and stroked out mid rant.

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>>734289717
>russian

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>>734290925
he wanted to make sure his handlers could see it

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>>734285633
Covfefe

>>734290910
Yeah, he stroked one out to your whore mother. Tell her to make you some chickie tendies in "celebration" of your internet "win" next time she comes in to change your nappies.

>>734290719
Da, comrade

>>734290719
>Guess he was really tired when tweeting.

Maybe he shouldn't be tweeting in the middle of the night and, you know, doing something.

Some winning would be nice.

>>734287929
Fk her!

>>734287929
You should definitely fuck your dad bro
No homo
Pro bono

>>734291398
wow, you must be one sad, lonely fucker

>>734291486
He's winning way more than you are currently, I assure you.

they wanted a meme president
they got one

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>>734285633
BLAMPF had a strofefe

>>734291522
At least you and your mom have each other, right? That's what she tells herself through her tears as you have another autistic meltdown at Mickey D's.

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>>734285633
>when the shills piss in an ocean of piss
You fags aren't as powerful as the Church of Scientology, and they couldn't subvert this place. I pity you underpaid losers.

Politics aside, this guy is a fucking idiot who's in way over his head, plain and simple.

>>734291486
>Maybe he shouldn't be tweeting in the middle of the night and, you know, doing something.
Sleeping? Maybe you could try sleeping forever faggot, not like anybody in your worthless pathetic life would miss you.
Your parents don't love you and haven't since you were 8.

>>734291663
I wasn't even the guy you were replying to, your desperate "yo mama" insults are just so pathetic

>>734291672
(((covfefe)))
>>734291775
>covfefeing this hard

cee oh vee eff eee eff eee 1 2 3 tiny pee pee

>>734291566

I assure you, in 4 years I'll still be alive, respected, and out of jail.

Too bad Trump can't say the same thing.

ITT: Russians larping as American Trumup supporters

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>ppl in this thread defending this dumbass

>>734291884
this

>>734291801
>not drinking covfefe every morning
>not killing yourself over your paid attempts to subvert opinion on an Indonesian pottery-painting forum
Seriously you should just end it, nobody in your life would care. Think about that one person you think might care: they don't. Nobody loves you and you are forever unlovable. Whether you kill yourself now or later is your choice, but you will never ever be happier than you were ten years ago. Enjoy the downslope you pointless loser!

>>734287929
Fuck her in the ass to show dominance.
Younger siblings need to know their place.

Also, if your dad fucked your mother, you should fuck his in return.

>>734291566

According to these Trump supporters, "covfefe" is their favorite new ice cream flavor. Tastes just like his ass.

>>734291945
what a covfefe

>>734291878
Maybe. You'll still be a nobody regardless.

>>734292007
>>734292017
>>734292027
>>734292036
aww fuck now it's this covfefe again
nigger don't you sleep

>>734291884
Probably. Most of the people that voted for Trump just didn't want Clinton in office, most don't really seem to like Trump or Clinton as much as their shills on here do.

>>734292001
>"haha, ASS! Impeachment in 20 minutes!"

>>734292018
A delicious morning bevcrage

>>734292045
It is a bot, he never sleeps.

>>734291878
What's he going to jail for?

>>734292001
>2001
9/11 never covfefe

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>>734292119
>>734292119
we'll see what hits first

everyday a new bombshell

he's not got a lot of years left anyways.. hes seemingly quickly collapsing into Alzheimers

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>>734292079

>>734291878
Sick burn

>>734291776
It wasn't a dig at your mom. It was a dig at your dumb autistic ass. Frankly, your mom needs all the sympathy she can get, the poor lamb.

>>734291878
>I assure you, in 4 years I'll still be alive, respected,
Well you might be alive anyway, though even that's a gamble considering

>>734292295
>dig at your dumb ass
That's gay.

>>734292355
lmao I can see spicey going up there and telling everyone covfee is trumps brilliant new military strategy

>Implying donald is actually the one operating his social media

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>>734292500
>>734292485
i wonder how much this slide bot costs trump-putin.. one russian villager making 100 bucks a day probally covers many sites

>>734292545
you wouldn't think so but it actually is? They can see what device comes from and all the crazy ones come from trumps phone

Also @ that easter egg thing he was tweet storming in public

>>734292617
Could it at least post some natalia poklonskaya instead of this asian chick?

How is it to have the dumbest president in the world America?

>>734292722
Nothing new. Bush Jr. was a thing, remember?

>>734291308
List

>>734285633
do you honestly think trump and other celebrities post twitter responses?

>>734292721
Actually I'm thinking about it more....

Are Russians Asians?

I mean Russia is located primarily in Asia... so they'd have to be right?

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>>734292721
it's always asian females for months now

>>734292798
ho. Yeah true forget about that ,good point.

>>734292814
No its between east europ and west asia thats it.

>>734292814
Most of the landmass is in Asia, but most of the population lives in the European portion.

>>734293000

Checked trips.
But depending on whom you ask they define themself either as asians, europeans or neither.

Russia is strange.

>>734293221
>>734293244
>>734293354
>>734293359
make up your mind

U asked for rusians then you have her. Not sure I prefer.

I see the Russian Trump defense bot is back in action. Must be desperate over there comrades!

>>734293817
Mos def

>>734287929
>dad's new girlfriend
>her older brother

Fuck your sister before she becomes your mom. Better if you become uncle of your own son/daughter. Of course uncle of your brother/sister would be cool too.

>>734294818
Look like Texas.

>>734292119
>What's he going to jail for?

Once Dems take over the House in 2018,
he'll be going to jail for obstruction of justice.

Funny thing is, he probably didn't do the original crime.
But he's so obsessed with secrecy he's going to eat the cover-up charge.

>>734294972
Right. Keep on believing.

>>734294972
People as rich as him don't go to jail. His whole presidency is just a big PR stunt. None of this can or will affect him negatively.

>>734289717
XD KEK SIMPLY EPIC RUSSIAN KEK

>>734295719
>>734295278

>the senior U.S. intel official had shared with him the prediction that Donald Trump “will die in jail.” This appeared to be a prediction based on what the intel official knows about Trump’s treasonous crimes with regard to Russia

>http://www.palmerreport.com/opinion/senior-u-s-intel-official-predicts-donald-trump-will-go-to-prison-for-his-russian-treason/1554/

>>734296069
sources said

>>734296069
>http://www.palmerreport.com/opinion/senior-u-s-intel-official-predicts-donald-trump-will-go-to-prison-for-his-russian-treason/1554/
Old and confirmed fake news. Please try again.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=no+evidence+trump+colluded+with+russia

>>734296069
https://youtu.be/B9nI2e809h4

>>734296069
F I N A L L Y

LOCK HIM UP

>>734296467
>fake news

lol, whatever helps you sleep at night, snowflake

>>734297506
It doesn't even cross my mind. I'm not obsessed with literally nothing, like you fags are. If they have something that should completely ruin him and get him impeached, they should reveal it TOMORROW. But they won't. Because they have nothing. Thanks for being another useful idiot, though. Snowflake.

>>734297885
Do you watch House Of Card? They explain how to keep informations and let them being doscover by medias at the best time.

But think about it, if you doing something like that, will it make any point? No he would stay president and everybody would forget in 4 years.

>>734298337
When "Do you watch House of Cards?" becomes justification for a political opinion, you know public education has failed miserably.

ITT: Russians larping as Americans

>>734298580
Well, I'm a Leaf, so I don't know about that.

>>734298478
It's just a demo how it can work. And not a political opinion. It was like that during all the french election.

Clinton, Ordered, Vince, Foster, Executed, Faked, Evidence

>>734290719
>>734290719
Haha someone got triggered hard..sure is t_d in here.
It's all 22d chess, being unprofessional, and doing really pathetic stuff like 80s style power hand shakes is actually really smart.

>>734291672
I think it's hilarious you twerps believe in this shit, and you're incredibly easy to troll.

I remember /mypol/ all the donaldtards ran away, it was glorious. Then just the other day only gold passes could post on /pol/, and again the donaldtards couldn't post, it was like the clouds parted and the sun could shine again. You've all shitted the place up hard, but we will defeat your cancer..

>>734299552
It only proved Passfags were the real cancer all along.

>>734299684
You wouldn't know cancer if was growing on your dick with "cancer" written on it.

>>734299962
Sounds like I struck a nerve, democrat fuckbucket. Hate to admit you're the cancer now?