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Does this bitch want my dick or am i high?!

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Does this bitch want my dick or am i high?!
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>>734269519
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>>734269519
>>734269628
I'll post wins if any
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>>734269628
Dude ask if you want to hang out; stop being a dipshit. What is the worst that can happen?
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>>734269903
/Thread
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>>734269628
just ask if she wants to fuck and youll find out
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keep us updated
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>>734269628
>Why so?

Hey, how are you going?
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>>734269519
if shes married to military than fuck off
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>>734269519
convince her to fuck, tape it and send it to her hubby
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>>734270273
Please. I'm dying for another 4chan legend
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>>734269519
>Yup

bail boi wtf never
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>>734269519
She's so clearly not into you you must be autistic
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Holy shit she just went off on how much she still loves me she's an old ex but she's married with 2 kids now its been about 8 years
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>>734270552
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>>734271146
she gonna kill herself
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>>734271598
That's a bingo
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>>734271598
that escalated quickly
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>>734271146
You're in
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>>734271146
Just ask her out you dip
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>>734271146
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>>734271807
>Gone 6 weeks
>It's whatever
>I'm over it
>I love you anon, never forget that

It's textbook tbh.
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>>734271598
this
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>>734270552
Rail that pussy, then if things are going down the shitter for her.
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if dubs text her "you'd love my dick more"
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>>734272090
rolling for this
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>>734272090
this
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>>734271939
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>>734272090
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This thread is going too slow.
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>>734271717
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>>734272090
I approve
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>>734272090
do it
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>>734271146
That's a suicide note.
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>>734272090
ROLL
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>>734272090
Make it so!
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Check em

Rolly polly
>>734272090
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>>734272090
No worries, I got this *ahem* roll
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>>734269519
>>734272090
OP if I get trips of truth you have to send her that message.
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>>734272090
Just do this anyway
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>>734269519
Is your name
>jody
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>>734272090
Ur welcome
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>>734272090
please please
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>>734272755
winrar
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>>734272755
wiimimmrt
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>>734272755
Winrar
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Go for it op
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OP, if trully want a chance to bang this woman, just act like you care and ask if she is ok, she seems sad. Then ask her out, see if she wants to talk.
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>>734271598
yes
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>>734273172
Yeah this, you other faggots are retarded
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>>734273273
Urfag
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>>734273340
No u
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>>734273459
Yes me
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Just got a win
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>>734273635
Okay
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>>734272090
Rolling
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Post a win or something
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>>734273689
Then share
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>>734273851
Yeah I wanna know what happened
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>>734273999
I'm gonna plow her that's what happened
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>>734274289
I'd like to omit my statement
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>>734274407
Damn straight!
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>>734273999
waste of trips kek
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>>734274362
What did you say to her tho?
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>>734274600
Pretended to care conversation got playful and she sent me that I didn't even ask
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I know it doesnt matter now but if you ever get married this moment is going to haunt you.

Post them chats faglord.
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Damn she hit me with this
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>>734275493
You gotta abort
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Fuck her whale puss and hop states
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Wtf do I say??
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>>734275493
Delete her number
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>>734275493
"Come over, lets talk"
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>>734275878
Tell her you sometimes wonder how life would be if yall worked out..
Or say something about her being married and its wrong but the pic has you 2nd guessing
Edit however u want
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>>734276212
This is gonna give you some timw to think
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