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5 gets next text. Met up with this chick, but she ended up being

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5 gets next text. Met up with this chick, but she ended up being too fat, let her off easy, but she game me a kiss and invited me up to her apartment. This is as proceeds
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Was hoping for a kiss somewhere else
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>>734265892
I feel Jap now ! Im starting to LOVE whales like you !
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Was more expecting an invite up and losing the clothing
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What sounds more intense is sending me some pictures of that fine ass
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>>734265892
i come back around can i put a sharpie in your pooper?
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>>734265973
Rolling for this
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>>734266115
winner
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>>734266115
Winrar
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>>734265892
you speak to women like a beta manchild

>Goodnight babe well keep in touch

>But only electronically I dont think we should go out too much

and youre done without sounding like a retard
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7
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>>734266313
Then show me what I didnt get to see
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>>734266239
heh

sick
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Just wanted to say, you're a fatass land whale Cunt. Go drown in a pool of piss you diarrhea gargling cum sponge.
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>>734266313
i want to see a sharpie in your popper
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>>734266313
I want to feed you to my pet tarantula
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>>734266313
Bitch, you know what I'm talking about, don't play dumb and send the nudes
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>>734266313
>i want to see a sharpie in your pooper
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without pants
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>>734266422
Kel, rolling
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>>734266313
that wasnt surprising it must be difficult moving for you
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>>734266535
winrar
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Then show me a better view! I didn't get to see everything ;)
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>>734266517
nice one
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Didn't see it bare
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>>734266547
win
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>>734266547
winrar
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i really want my cock in ur butthole
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>>734266517
Im craving your delicious pussy so much right now i can't handle it. I need that smegma all over my face babe.
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>>734266721
sharpie in pooper
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Maybe I SHOULD'VE gone up to see your room
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>>734266721
Damn, are your boobs as awesome as your butt?
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sharpie in the pooper
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Don't stop now ;), keep taking it off!
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I'm not sure if I'm pro choice or pro life. On the one hand I'm uncomfortable with women making decisions, on the other I don't like to let children live. I can fit a gallon of milk up my ass, but only if it's left in the jug.
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OP being faggot not hounering ppls winrar.
godie.jpeg
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>>734266721
Are your tits as nice ??
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I've got a boner *mclovin voice*
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>>734266908
Re roll
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>>734266721
Got any of your belly?
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This is almost gold
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Either keep working for nudes or post next number for response.

-keep taking it off ;), no way your boobs look as good as your butt
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>>734266908
Re roll the re roll
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>>734266870
roll
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Alright, I'm done fooling around and I'll be real frank with you. I have a strap-on and I want you to peg me while calling me your skinny slut. This is a serious offer.
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I want to shove my shrimp dick down your throat
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>>734267016
Show me your belly pls
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>>734267084
reroll
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>>734267016
Should send link to board after or use her for nudes whenever you want. Your choice.
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>>734267016
lets see them tits skank
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>>734267016
keep game going
what number
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If you trust me not to blackmail you then show me and send me a nude ;). You may get me hooked!
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>>734267084
re re roll
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>>734267016
What the hell is an Alpha like you doing on 4chan?
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>>734267084
ffs

Show belly
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>>734267050
Reroll
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>>734267016
Ask for tit pics
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>>734266908
Re rolling refilling re doing go again
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>>734267016
>>734267213
>>734267084
OP pls
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>>734265892
i want to see a sharpie in your pooper ;)
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>>734267273
OP pls belly
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Please have sexual relations with me.
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>>734265892
You fucking asshat....get off /b/ and go bang her! This might be your one and only chance to stop being a virgin loser. You'll still be a loser but you won't die like...you know....the rest of us...

Think about it this way before you get your feathers ruffled. Standards are for pretty people.
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>>734266908
Re roll
Fucking with bitches
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Let me see those armpits
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>>734266965
Winrar
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>>734267016
Last roll

Show belly
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>>734267050
Rererolling
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>>734266908
Roll for a 5 sweet baby Jesus
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Calm yo shit niggas iim trying to get tou tits. 9
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>>734267016
I love how chubby you are
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>>734266908
Reroll so I can buy a gun
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Nigga

Go fuck her
This is a demand
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>>734267484
too fat bruh. dodged bullet
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>>734267409
Show me more and maybe I will be!
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>>734267050
>>734267385
Fuck yea winrar
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>>734267409
show me what im missing and maybe ill come over
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>>734267409
"Tus pechos son tan buenos como tu trasero? ;) "
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I would enjoy masturbating into your hair, where you would let it dry and go about your daily life, sending me photos every 15 minutes to prove that you left it in your hair.
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>>734267409
>e
Show me more and maybe I'll be there
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>>734267436
roll
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>>734267409
I'm into titty fucking and so a picture would be great
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>>734267409
Full nude and I'll be there the same way ;)
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>>734267409
If you were completely naked maybe I would be ;)
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I try
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I SUCK COCK
I hope you have one :P
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>>734267484
>Too fact
Nigga you what
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Ask her to meet you, if she accepts get her to meet up at some random location and never show up, post Response too
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>>734266721
4CHAN WON ANON SEMI-NUDES
>We've finally done some good. I can now rest
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>>734267409
Full nude? ;)
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>>734267409
Well that was before you began convincing me to meet up some other time with you sexy and sweetness
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>>734267409
Get completely naked and maybe I will be
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Just go fuck her if this post is 9. Superficiality is ridiculous. If she's cool go for it.
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>>734267683
Ok anon these digits say you do what you want, stop listening to us, just keep posting
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>>734267409
sharpie in pooper and im there ;)
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You and me baby
We ain't nothing
But mammals
So let's do it like
They do on the
Discovery channel
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Just tell her to send nudes
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>>734267568
This
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>>734267409
call me Jasiya.
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>>734267715
This
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>>734267683
I mean I can think of something you can sit on to wake me up. Send me a pic of what you'd sit on it
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>>734267795
roll
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>>734267802
rooooooooooooooooooooool
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>>734267869
Confirmed virgin
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>>734267869
win rar
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>>734267922
Winrar
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>>734267922
WINNER
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>>734267683
Honestly I'm not into chubby girls, but I'd make an exception for you
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>>734267869
Too straightforward, but winner >>734267683
She's hot op, why won't you do her?
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>>734267802
Please
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>>734267943
Haha based on what?
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ANON WANTS TO DUMP BITCH. ENDS UP FUCKING HER
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>>734268014
did you miss the part where she was fat?
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lets make some mini clones of ourselves
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>>734268005
Roll

Stop being autistic virgins, autistic virgins

Anyone knows she'd stop responding if you weirded her out
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how the fuck is she too fat??
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I think fatty hit the hay
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>>734268005
roll
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say"Do NOT look me in the EYES"
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>>734268145
anon just do this>>734268005
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>>734268014
homie, she fat af, not worth i prefer no sex over beached orca
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>>734268145
Id like to see more of it first
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>>734268145

Didn't del on 9. Get the nudes
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>>734268211
WINRAR
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>>734268211
This
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To be honest I'm used to being with girls much more conventionally attractive than you, but something about you has me intrigued.
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>>734268145
She's offering you anal and you say this, you worthless virgin?
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>>734268145

C'mon OP. Let her know you need to know what you're working with before going over.
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>>734268211
WINNER
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tell her to make NO eye contact with you
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>>734268211
winrar
Do it OP
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>>734268278
THIS
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Sorry i didn't know how to tell you this but... I'm gay.
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>>734268243
She looks chubby not fat, and they're usually cock craving sex demons you're missing out
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>>734268266
Winrar
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>>734268388

Agreed. I wonder if OP knows the difference.
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>>734268211
You better do this OP
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>>734268433
Double winrar
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>>734268482
>>734268433
>>734268266
Already got a winner
>>734268211
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You fucked up OP. Should of hit that but looks like you have her on a rope
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>>734268388
so much truth right here.
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>>734268553
Are you fucking blind
>>734268211
>>734268005
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>>734268553
OK, but we're having salads you fat fuck ;) lol
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>>734268655
WIN
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>>734268553
she still wants to see you again after all, you moron. stop wasting your time here, dont do this just for da lulz hurr durr
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Honestly I think OP is either gay trolling or both.

Side not, WINRAR
>>734268655
>>734268655
>>734268655
>>734268655
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>>734268655
HHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>734268632
number was 9 you nigger
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So what's it going to be, OP? Are you meeting her tomorrow?
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>>734268553
OP why aren't you fucking doing the winners>>734268005
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>>734268553
I got some meat for you, you fucking cow
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>>734268655
RIP op you better deliver that shit
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>>734268553
All right How about at 3 tomorrow?
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>>734268655

Anon has clearly spoken
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>>734268655
YESSSSS
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OP is literally denying free normal sex with an ok girl.


>Either OP is a mega alpha
>Or the beta-ist of betas
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>>734268788
NO
>>734268655
this
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>>734268655
Kek
You have to
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Op i'm actually starting to believe you're fucking gay
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>>734268903
i second this
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>>734268903
And a faggot
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>>734268903
agreed, OP YOU obviously aren't not into t h i c c chicks, you're just not into chicks at all. faggot
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>>734268903
Could he just be autistic? OP have you been diagnosed with autism?
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How can I let a fat girl go without being a dickwad? 4chun halp
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OP, do what you want and update us tomorrow
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>>734269169
OP u r litcherally denying sex. FREE SEX WITH A SOLID 7/10
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>>734269169
How to be a fucking beta fag In 3 easy steps
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>>734269169
Listen to us you fucking moron

do
>>734268655
or
>>734268005
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>>734269169

Eh if you do wanna let her go you did fine there. Just don't budge on it.
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>>734268110
Yeah I don't fuck with land whales either. They stink and have nasty brown shading on parts I'd want to lick.
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>>734269169
tell her to send another booty pic OP :)
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>>734269169
send her a screenshot of this thread

let us take the blame
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>>734269169
You're pathetic. At let her blow you; she's got a decent face.
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>>734269169
Just fuck her you faggot. She clearly needs a win
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>>734269169
you fucked it all to hell
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>>734269252
7/10 is pushing it but still none the less a woman who isn't bad and has all 4 limbs
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>>734269169
Fuck her you moron
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>>734269169
>OP
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>>734269169
you cant. you're gonna have to fuck her to get out of this.
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Dude I'm alpha af. Just another fatty. Don't think she's gonna text back
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>>734269169
Betamax+gay
wew lad
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>>734269169
Dude, just vigorously demand nudes. Not ask. Demand. She'll either provide or back off. Win-win.
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I really like you and can't wait to feel you
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>>734269169
You like her, you retard, go get on with that hottie
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>>734269169
The girl is clearly in love with you, fucktard, now you just threw away the chance of having anal sex. Just kill yourself, fag.
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>>734269169
Queue the self loathing and pleas for attention and praise.
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>>734269169
just tell her you cant date someone that weighs as much as two people
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this is the most frustrating sack of fucking


give me her fucking kik asshole Ill make my own thread
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>>734269169
you fucking FAGGOT JUST DO IT
FREE 7/10 WILD AND CRAZY REAL LIVE SEX WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
>HALF OF US WOULD KILL FOR THIS JUST TAKE THE DAMN OPPORTUNITY WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
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>>734269411
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>>734269411
faggot you don't have to answer your fucking phone. and you could of been an archive thread pic
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>>734269508
Do this
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Send her a dicc picc already fgt
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>>734269422
T H I S
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>>734269411
Let me split your guts and nut in you tomorrow
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>>734269411
>Alpha af
>Literally denies free sex
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>>734269508
agreed
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>>734269411
Jeez you're dumb, not only did you waste a golden opportunity but you are also not true to your feelings
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>>734269411
You're a faggot, Brian.
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>>734269422
you are kind of a genious. but dont want to crash and burn. shes nice, but fat.
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Something tells me op is afraid of intimacy
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>>734269411
"Look, I'm just a little insecure about being with a girl like you. I'm being immature but I think you're great. Do over?"
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>>734269633
Alphas don't scavenge faggot. They go for their pray when they want and how they want.
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>>734267536
Nigga I won fair and square. Post it faggot
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fuck off brian
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>>734269511
i get lard in mah mouth
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Laughing at all these desperate individuals.. have some standards mates.
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All these pissed off nerds because OP won't bang a fat chick.
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>>734269411
Let me see what I'm getting into before I go all into you
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>>734269733
>Implying OP can even get any
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>>734269716
This is it
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>>734269678
Fat is literally the worst of all. I cannot look past a fat girl, like literally too.
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BRIAN do it.. for us... please...

>This is the first time a thread on 4chan has ever made me ANGRY
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brian your garbage thread gave me diarrhea just leave me alone until my mood passes

dont even post any screenshots if she answers
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OP isn't alpha, OP is afraid of a gril seeing his micro..
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>>734269610
Thisisisisis
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>>734269890
Kek
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>>734269411
Not by someone as cute as you. I'll keep kicking myself if I let this go.
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>>734269877
fuck yeah
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>>734269890
Lel
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I want to impregnate you and then I want to rape our baby
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>>734269890
i lost
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>>734269983
THIS
H
I
S
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>>734269733
Then why the fuck did he even go out with the chubby if he is not into them. Why is he even still talking to her? Faggot couldn't even get us nudes. So much for being alpha af
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Fucking loser sabotaged his own dick. What a faggot.
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>>734269169
>Be OP
>Be a huge faggot
>Trick some girl into giving you semi-explicit pictures to post on 4chan
>"its ok shes just a fattie hahaha :DD"
Degenerate nigger
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>>734270075
WINRAR!
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>>734270150
im kinda of a fucking loser
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