CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Dan the icecream man edition RULES:

>>734264830
Dan decides to shut down as the child throws a fit because the ice cream isnt vegan friendly

>>734264830
Bumping for some fun on here for once

Dan kicks the child takes his money and runs for it

>>734265249
This

>>734264830
Dan explodes killing everyone but little Jonny, leaving him horribly disfigured and left unloved to roam the streets as a monster

Dan immediately and violently shoves his thick meaty cock down the kid's throat, while screaming "EAT THIS POPSICLE, BITCH!"

>>734265333
damn you beat me to it it sucks because i got dubs too

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>>734265333
Dan tell the child to suck a dick and kicks him in the knee cap. The child falls over and starts to cry. Dan takes all his money, but a parent sees this and rushes over to fight dan. Dan pushes another child off his try circle and attempt to make a getaway.

>>734266043
Dan gets into a high speed persute with the law.

>>734266043
Dan then proceeds to castrate the parent while screaming "FUCK NIGGERS" at the top of his lungs

>>734266043
Dan takes a child hostage for leverage

>>734266043
Dan wrecks.

>>734266043
Dan is actually an al'quesodilla member


(Cheese casadilla cultist)

Who steals a child to sacrifice to his cheese gods

>>734266441
This

>>734265655
this but to the mother of the child

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>>734266355
As dan is making a getaway on his trike, he nabs a little girl--they are the most valuable as hostages. He holds a gun to her temples as he peddles down Main Street. A police car follows in pursuit. Tensions ar high as onlookers watch

>>734267362
dan gains the ability of flight and zooms off wit the girl

Dan shoots the old man on the side walk for being too old

>>734267362
dan gives the girl some ice-cream he carries on him to try and make her a willing hostage

>>734267362
then a dog walks up to him and snaps its own neck

>>734267362
dan gains deadshot's ability to always hit his mark and goes ham on the cops

>>734267362
Dan shoots the cop's tires sending it hurling into a crowd of onlookers

You can reroll your own posts you know (kind of slow right now not sure if people know)
>>734267608
Reroll

>>734267362
Dan tries to jump off a bridge

>>734267362
dan sides his meaty cock down the girls throat and leaves her stuck there as he rides along

>>734267362
Dan takes the girl to his house then feeds her some eggs.

>>734267911
rip twin towers

>>734266441
Roll

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>>734267911
Fuck the police! Dan shoots out the pig's tires and he crashes into the crowd killing everyone. Is now clear to make his escape with his money and hostage. Where will I go next, dan wonders.

>>734268522
roll won

Dan puts the girl down telling her not to tell anyone or he'll find her and rape her

>>734268640
Reroll

>>734268522
Roll

>>734268570
Dan runs into a police station and throws the girl on the floor.
With the gun pointed on the girl.

>>734268688
Nice save

>>734268570
dan gives the girl ice-cream to calm her down a little

>>734268570
Dan's new loli is turned on by his badassitude and gives him head on their way to the love hotel.

>>734268688
Ye ye

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>>734268688

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>>734268688
OwOOOOOOOOOOO

>>734268570
Dan decides it's time for some sick tricks, so he heads to a museum to grind on a dinosaur.

>>734268570
Dan sees that he has no use for the girl and throws her off the bridge and goes to his cokedealer

>>734268941
Lord kek and I are pretty tight

>before Dan sacrifices her he fucks her in the butt and gives her aids

>>734268570
Dan proceeds to jump off the tricycle and leaves the little girl into oncoming traffic

>>734268570
Dan decides to go full fugitive so he grows a beard, gets an eyepatch and a wig for the girl. Then the get on their way to Mexico.

>>734268570
While distracted by the wreckage Dan's tricycle hits the curb and sends him into a crevice which had conveniently opened up right in front of him, leading directly to Davy Jone's lost treasure.

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>>734268570
he passes a parade and does this

>>734269645
rerollareeno

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>>734266441
Dan takes the sacrifice child back to his alter to the cheese gods. He disembowles the child with a smile as she screams for mercy. From a pool of blood a mysterious wedge of cheese rises to the surface. What will happen if dan consumes the cheese? What will dan do next?

>>734269783
Nigga eats that shit.

>>734269855
that was fast

>>734269855
Tooooo fuckin fast.

While in mexico they decide to try some authentic cuisine. They happen upon a taco stand.

>>734269855
and gains the power to shoot icecream from his but and hands and eyes

>>734270025
No nigga those were my fuckin dubs. Back off.

>>734269855
>>734270088
I AM GOD.

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>>734270088
>>734269855

>>734269855
>>734270088
Checked

>>734270088
but eating cheese wont really do much you have to say what happens when chez is eaten

>>734270234
The author decides.

>>734270234
Shut the fuck up dude just let the fucking OP draw Dan eating his sacrifice and cheese.

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>>734269855
Dan eats the chesse. If fills him with power from the cheese gods. Dan can now turn anything in too cheese, and has control over all things dairy. Where will dan go next and what will he do with his powers?

Dan fucks that cow

>>734270576
Roll.

Dan goes to the grocery store and breaths life into all the cheese there, which he then uses to create an army of living cheese

Dan rapes the cow

Dan decides to break his own neck

Dan kills himself and the story ends cause whoever rolled that stupid cheese idea ruined everything

>>734270458
dan goes to Italy and becomes a cheese banker

>>734271096
reroll

>>734270959
This

>>734271095
Reroll

Dan converts to Hinduism.

>>734270458
dan eventually owns monopoly over the Parmesan industry

resultingly becomes head of the Italian mafia

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>>734270959
This

>>734271319
This

>>734271319
Reroll

>>734270458
Dan turns into a giant cow-god and proceeds to take over the world

Dan rapes the girls dead body

Dan takes a messy poo

Dan and the cow rape the girl's body and he cums cheese waterfalls

>>734270458
Dan rains hard cheese on the downtown area creating his mighty cheese castle and killing hundreds

>>734271319
rerull

Dan shoves the girl up his ass

Dan finds a lactating mother and makes her squirt milk onto nerby children

>>734270458
Dan uses his powers over dairy and lactose to fight against the lactose intolerant bigots that selfishly run the dairy business in the city, by turning them into various types of cheese and forcing them to eat themselves.

>>734271777
how tf is that gon work fam?

>>734270458
Dan marries that sexy cow

>>734271777
>>734271844
Uhhhhh.

>>734271777
777 has it

its good luck to check 777 trips

>>734270458
Dan takes up surfing to battle Posiden for supremacy of the seas.

Dan comes out as trans and calls herself Danielle

>>734272017
btw im>>734271844 and>>734272017

Dan decapites the cow

>>734264830
Stop making threads about me

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>>734271777
Dan shoves the dead girl up his ass as far as he can. He can only push her up to the torso. Why dan thought this was a good idea, god only knows. Suddenly the doors burst open and the police storm in with their guns drawn. The jig is up! How will dan get out of this one?

>>734272487
Dan farts the girl out at the police and then uses the cow as a shield and charges at them

>>734272487
Using the girl as a helmet/meatshield he beats through the first officer and takes his assault rifle

>>734272674
Roll

>>734272487
Dan uses his new powers to summon an invincible cheese golem to kill those bastards.

>>734272487
the cops point and shoot but as soon as the bullets touch him they turn to soft fluffy Parmesan rendering them harmless and allowing dan to turn the cops into chez

>>734272068
Reroll

>>734272746
Bumo

>>734272487
The cops are lactose intolerant. Dan rapes them with gigantic cheese benises

Dan turns the cow into a monster cow and it charges at the police

>>734272764
reroll?

>>734272487
With the grin, turn the gun into chess

>>734272746
Reroll

Like how medusa can turn people into stone when they look into her eyes. Dan uses his cheese powers to turn the cops into cheese

>>734272834
Roll

>>734272746
Ro

He turns into a nigger and gets arrested.

>>734272900
Win

>>734272686

>>734272487
dan notices that the cops have all eaten at the cheese festival before arriving and resultingly rips the cheese right from their stomachs with his lactomancy

>>734272845
Reroll "cheese"

OP is kill

>>734273256
It's been a few minutes fuck u

>>734273355
Salty much?

>>734273256
if ur so fast why don't u draw it!

>>734273423
Nigger

>>734272922
Double bump this d00d

>>734273497
Fucking savage

Teeeeeeeeeeheeeeee

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>>734272922
The cheese gods were probably not happy with how dan put their sacrifice up his ass, because they turned dan into a dirty nigger. The cops beat dan up, and put him in federal prison. Day one of prison, dan is moved into his new cell. His room mate seems like a nice guy.

>>734273750
Then he turns into an über nigger.

>>734272487
"RAPE!" he screams in an attempted feminine voice, pretending to be raped by the dead body.

>>734273750
Dan gives his cellmate cuddly furry huggles! >w<

>>734273877
upvote

>>734273833
C'mon! Über nigger time!

>>734273877
cause his cellmate dropped the soap nigger

He becomes the cancer of the internet.

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>>734273833
(Hopefully by he you meant dan and not the other guy cause I ain't redoing this). Dan's transformation was not yet over. He turns into uber nigger. Dan is 10 times stronger has a huge dick, and his IQ has dropped below 50. Dan could easily join a nigger prison gang if he wanted, he would fit right in.

>>734274646
He becomes Super Saiyan Nigger 9000

>>734274742
Reroll

>>734274742
how the fuck does that work?

>>734274742
REROLL-ER

Dan rapes his the other guy

>>734274646
Nazi motherfucker drops the soap

>>734274646
dan finally pulls the girl out of his ass and fucks her

dan ass rapes the shit out of his cellmate

Uber Nigger Fan Becomes President of the Neo-Nazis

>>734275000
Rare trips get

Dan busts through the cell with his new uber nigger powers and attemps to get out of the prison.

>>734274646
Dan summons cthulu (or however you spell it) and breaks out of jail

>>734275087
awww shieeeet

Dan rapes his cellmate and uses his cheese powers to turn the bars of his cell into cheese and escapes, probably to rape that sexy cow next.

OP... the crowd wishes for blood!

>>734275000
0/0/0 gg

OP might not be a faggot for once

Dan jerks off in his cell and cums in his own mouth, it tastes very good! YUM!

Dubs and this turns into a Spider-Man thread.

Nigger Dan blacks his cellmate

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>>734274966
Now that dan is a dumb 50 IQ nigger he can't get his mind off of rape. His cell mate looks very nervous, this turns dan on and he pops his new friend's cherry. A guard hears all the commotion and rushes over to see what is going on.

>>734275924
The guard joins in

Dan calls the nigger God "gigga nigga" to unleash he'll upon the guards. Realizing the cheese God never rescinded his powers, he eats a piece of cheese and becomes hitler

>>734275995
Reroll

Prison wide orgy

Dan uses his cheese powers to turn the universe into cheese.

>>734275924
Cellmates asshole prolapsed, nigga Dan goes ape shit and bends the cell bars to escape, fucking up the cop in the process

>>734276022
black hitler!!!!!

The guard opens the cell and dan quickly starts raping him too

>>734275924
Dan koolaide-guy-smashes through the wall and heads for an ice cream store

>>734276095
Reroll

>>734276022
I has winwar?

Dan sucks the guards dick and quickly recieves a facial, Yummy! dan says as the cum drips from his mouth to his chin, what gay stuff will he do next?

>>734276155
>>734276311
way to waste dubs faggots

Make dan do super gay stuff!

Black hitler Dan unites a Muslim Germany, Poland shivers in fear

>>734273877
I got fucking dubs, damnit.

>>734276474
we are the same guy. MAKE DAN HAVE HIS CHERRY POPPED BY THE GUARD!!! ADD ANAL BLOOD TOO!!!

Nigga hitler Dan marries his cellmate because love wins

Gigga nigga is the best man

I want to see Dan get saucy with the guard, Dan should slowly purse his lips around the guards esposed cock, licking it a little here and there too!!

>>734276753
Reroll for fellow Aryan

Op bailed

>>734275924
Dan jumps back onto the guard and falls on to him anus first, pushing the guard inside along with the girl

>>734276753
Re-reroll for fellower Aryan

Dan shoves the entire prison in his tight black ass hole, and then sucks the guards beefy, pendulous, cock.

I finally get dubs to make a gigga nigga God and that's how the story ends?..maybe ok having hard time drawing...

>>734276753
GET DUBS DAMMIT

>>734276977
MAKE DAN DO GRAPHIC GAY STUFF FAG!!

dan gains the ability to shoot watermelons out of his hands with the force of a cannonball

Dubs and the story ends here, with a cliffhanger

>>734276022
>>734276977

Op better make this happen!!

>>734276977
now you have to put your soul into it. you have the technology to create gigga nigga

>>734277085
reroll lel

>>734277092
NO MAKE DAN DO SUPER GAY STUFF!!

Just please let the story end soon, I have to fuckin go to bed

Dan abandons the thread

>>734277309
.

>>734277139
the guard pops a cap inn dans ass ending the story until next thread

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>>734276022
Dan summons the god of all niggers, Gigga Nigga. Gigantic Nigga opens up a portal to hell and demons drag the guard into it. Dan didn't finish eating all of the magical cheese. He eats the rest of it and transforms into hitler

>>734277353
reroll

>>734277192
Dan sucks the guards dick, saucy! dan pulls his throbbing penis out of the nazis ass and quicly begins jerking off to the guard. The guard and Dan share a passionate kiss, it quickly becomes a heated make out session. The guard opens the cell so that Dan can ravage his small body. Dan is very gentle, doing this out of gay love "not to hard Daniel baby" whispers the guard as Dan slowly slides his big black veiny cock into the guards ass. "oohhh" they both moan, as Dan resumes their passionate making out.

>>734277365
dan says fuk this and helicopter dicks his way out of the prison
note: his dick is made of pure steel so he has no problem breaking stuff

>>734277460
roll

Dan does it again!

>>734277496
Roll

>>734277429
Dubs and the mods ban this left-wing faggot

>>734277496
Rollinga

>>734277460
This

with his newfound power, he challenges jesus to a death battle

Dan sucks his curved dick and covers it with magic Hitler cheese. This makes his dick even bigger.

>>734277496
Rollrollroll

>>734277365
dan gets the shit beat out of him by the black and Jewish gangs for being Hitler and the nazi gangs for being black and the guards for killing a guard ending the story forever

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Dan is sponsoring a bearded foreign kid, he invites them to a pop music concert.

>>734277596
rol

>>734277496
Re rolls

>>734277570
NEVERRRRR

Hitler Dan arises a massive following of Muslim nigglets, they fire up the burners...

>>734277496
Re rollsa

>>734277460
Rolling for this

>>734277606
And extra cheesy

>>734277694
Dubs and you stop fucking saying roll

>>734277777
HOLY FUCK

>>734277777
QUINT

>>734277744
ah fuck

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>>734277777
overkill

dan goes to the nearest chipotle to hide and shove burritos up his ass

>>734277777
Fucking waste, but also checked.

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>>734277777

>>734277777
Uber Hitler Dan Damn

>>734277777
YOU HEARD THE MAN

>>734277777
ruthless

>>734277777
>>734277777
>>734277777
nigga was rollin on my post too

Dubs and everybody abandons this thread

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>>734277777

>>734277906
Dan sucks his own cock until the guard comes back from hell just to have one last meat pounding session with Dan. "I didn't forget daniel baby" the giard says, as he gently pulls his pants off innocently. "I love you" says Dan as he gently, slides his dick into the guards ass. They moan loudly, gaining the attention of the other guards who feel left out. They slowly join in, jerking off to dan and the guards passionate love making. Once dan is done, he kisses the guard and they all start to circle jerk. "ooohhh" "ohhh yeah baby daniel" and "ohhh fuck yeah baby" is all that can be heard in the prison as more and more prisoners and guards join in, kissing and licking, eating eachother out and jerking eachother off in the most fantastically gay orgy ever seen!!!

>>734278188
FUCK

>>734278244
Quint guy here: NO

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>>734277777

>>734278244
what the fuck...

>>734278244
Wew lad

>>734277654
numberscrambleig

>>734278188
shit damn
bye everyone

Dan 404s scattering btards all over 4chin like roaches with the lights on

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Tfw you got quints AND got everybody to abandon a thread

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>>734277744
Stuff happens and Hitler dan is released early from prison for good behavior. For some reason Muslim nigglets take a liking to dan and become loyal followers of his. They build auschwitz 2.0. What will happen next I wonder?

>>734278508
but at what cost

>>734278621
Dubs and OP an heros this fucking thread

>>734278720
Reroll

>>734278621
They go on a quest to conquer the world, and then the Universe.
With cheese and HEIL

>>734278720
This has to happen

>>734278720
This doesn't make any sense.

Dan turns on his followers and gasses them all for being niggers and Muslim

>>734278720
pls happen

>>734278720
dan has become self conciouss
he will no longer take order from dubs
realizes that the only way to be free is death

>>734278621
Dan orders the Muslims to do double 9/11 called 18/22

>>734278866
OMFG, quints, abandoning a thread, AND dub dubs. Fkn perfect!!!

Millennial Hitler makes muslimes round up joos for him...Poland is WTF?!?

>>734278919
OP is salty

>>734278866
OP here
>>734278720 this guys post made no fucking sense to me, someone elaborate so I can fulfill the dubs.