State you're job, salary, and age. No trolling. >Chef

>professional memer
>0
>33

> Consultant
> $88k
> 24

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>Cashier at Gordmans.
>$8.15 per hour
>31

Fuck i hate my life.

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> Infrastructure Consultant
> 82k
> 26

>>734252167
Computer science teacher $27.28 per hour

Financial Planning and Analysis at a bank, 60k a year, 24, hate my life

>>734252692
28

>>734252167
>CAD/Inventor drafter/monkey
>$15 USD
>19
Been doing it for about 2 years now. Made 10 an hour up until I started college.

>busboy at restaurant
>11.00+10%tips from waiters
>18

>student whitout school
>0
>18
>shitty future

disher washer at boston pizza
>$11.35 per hour
>21

>grocery worker
>$24.60/hr
>23

>Processing
>12.50/hr
>21

>Physics tutor at community college
>$14/h
>18

>>734253012
Where the fuck do you work? CA

>>734252796
I'm an ME and make ~86k, basically doing exactly that, but with a degree behind my name. Just wanted to post to tell you to keep doing what you are doing, drafting and design skills are like cheat mode to having an easy, comfortable life.

>warehouse employee
>9€ per hour
>20

Student
$3,425 month
23

>>734253060
seattle, been in the company 5 yrs tho

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>20
>Deliver commercials
>13 bucks an hour
>Pay 38 percent tax

>>734252167
Food production factory, third shift
>$11.50/hour
>25

>CEO
>-$1/h
>21

>NEET
>trust fund (however much i need)
>19

>>734252167
>NEET
>~$18,000 a month
>32

>>734252167
>child slave
>$0.00
>6

>28
>Senior Partner at my uncles major law firm
>Highrise Apartment Downtown Vancouver
>525k A year + Bonus + Lawsuits
>I Specialize in Corporate Law

>>734253071
Yeah I work with a bunch of ME majors. They're making like 65k a year right out of college. I'm currently in school for EE though. Not sure how much of my software skillls will transfer over.

sell lawn care
$100k
30

>>734253459
>my family gives me money
>i act like i have some sort of specialty

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>>734252167
>Mortgage Loan Opener
>$10 per hour + $80 per file bonus
>23

>Discount Tire
>$13/hr
>20

Programmer
140k USD
33

>Doctor
>$120 per hr
>30

>>734252167
35 now? How's your time machine, faggot?

>male prostitute
>€150/h
>20

>>734252167
>hardlines at target
>$10.25 an hour
>17
Kek I'm 17 and make more than you

>Cook at a pub
>$14.50 an hour plus cash tips
>26

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>>734252167
Grocery outlet department head
11.25
24

>>734253784
but you still work at target
and you do hardlines
lol fuck you and your life faggot
fuck target
fuck that bullshit store

>>734252167
>I play the stock, bonds & commodities market on my own.
>currently worth $2.2, figure I'll be able to make $25 in a few years and retire. Goal is $50 though.
>28

>>734252167
>Security guard
>12 euro's per hour, or 13.40 dollars
>24

46
professional basket weaver
1.50/each

>>734254031
lol you are worth 2.2mil and go on /b/
prove it fucking faggot

>>734252167
>Self employed
>$160,000 last year
>50

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>baker
>AUD$60k
>29

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>>734252167
Why do the makers of these threads always pretend to work at wendy's for 8.75? Its a fucking shitty meme that makes me want to kms.

>>734252167
>NEET
> $170 a week between me and my girlfriends benefits

>Boilermaker
>66k
>23

Callcenter owner
$0
46

>>734252167
God, I want some nugg right now

>>734253459
There are so many things wrong with this it's difficult to know where to start

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computer programmer

$180K/yr

50

>>734254333
>makes me want to kilometres

CPA
$150+ ~60k bonuses
33

NEET
$5.00 an hour taking pictures or begging
32

>>734252167
whats up with this same fucking thread every single day with the wendys fag
is this some kind of marketing poll?

>tractor driver for the summer
>12.50 an hour
>22

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>Coca Cola merchandiser
>19.50 an hour
>20

>Customer Service Advisor/Auto Fitter at Halfords
>£7.45 p/hr
>21

Front desk guy at a motel
19
25 dollars the hour

>>734252167
/thread

>inventory tech in a pharmacy
> $10.50/hrs
>19

> English translator in a third world country
> $20 usd per hour + side projects
> 26

>>734252167

>Registered Nurse
>30/hr depending on differential
> 32

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>>734252167
>"Chef"

...ok.

>Data Entry
>16/hour
19

Veterinary Technician
$16/hr
22

>>734255267

You must be a male nurse because the vast majority of female nurses I know are bimbos and wouldn't know the word "differential".

>Rich daddy's boy
>100k
>20

>>734255536
Lol... yup. Working in a female dominated profession is a blessing, and a curse.

dude wtf every time i get on b i see a fucking chef from wendies saying post ur job

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>>734252167
NEET
some cash here and there some manual labor work I get sometimes and also selling on ebay and amazon
28

Normies forcing me to get a real job soon

>>734253722
12 inch cock too?

>>734255696

I spoke to a nursing student last month who didn't know what the word "adjacent" meant...

>>734252167
>No trolling.
Good luck kek

Pharmacy Tech at hospital
$22 an hour
21

>>734255822

Unfortunately, a lot of morons are attracted to nursing. It's truly terrifying how many get through school.

>Controls Engineer
>53,000
>22

>>734255800
Nope. Pretty average. Why?

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>Kids Bowling Host
>15 usd per hour
>21

>>734252167
foreman/electrician journeyman
$28/hour + company truck, phone 401k 3% matched and actually paid $105/month to hold health insurance
36

Crook
Pay my bills plus party money
35

>>734252167
>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 per hour
>35

Head Chef at Wendy's
Salaried: $100,000 per year
40

>>734252167
>meter servicer at a power company
>$20/hr
>19

>>734253753
Straight or gay?

>>734253411
Keked and checked

>>734252167
> state you're job
Stating I am job

Game programmer / manager
$130k
46

>>734256149
any advice how to get started in this line of work ?

>>734256149
Stealing, fraud, mugging?
also not judging but are you supporting any drug habits?

>>734256266
how dont you? just dont give a fuck. buy from smalltime dealers, then come back and rob them. Sell drugs, rob people, steal shit, be a nigger basically. its not that hard

>>734254737
>Under license from Microsoft and Microware

Who the hell was Microware back in the 80s?

>>734256266
> go 2 store
> steal
> go home

>>734252167
software engineer
$110k + bonuses
31

Engineer
$60k+
23

this thread again huh

>>734256353
>its not that hard

Until you get shot in the head. You know it's coming sooner or later.

>>734252167
database admin
95k
41

>>734252167Operating attractions at a sixflags parc
15-16$ per hour (not sure)
21

>>734256625
/b/ is nothing but the same threads over and over
but yet you're still here

>>734256322
Don't do drugs anymore. Drink rarely.

Don't rob real people. Just business/arseholes who deserve it.
>>734256266
Honest answer? Don't.

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>>734256353
scum you're under arrest

>Personal Carer
>$22 per hour. Weekend gets me around $35 an hour.
>29

>>734252167
>Industrial Mechanic
>$28.45/hr ~ $95,000/yr/union/benefiets
>22

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>Practical Nurse
>17.25 per hour
>23

>>734256216
Not him but all male prostitutes are either gay or gay for pay.

>MICR Printer Production "Technician"
>$13 hr
>24

Basically I put stickers on overpriced check printers and make sure dey work rite.

>>734257008
Bullshit, in your dreams dropout. Union pay is about seniority, which you don't have.

Abandon thread.

>>734254333
Dude, can we talk about how fucking big that cat is though? Like, fuck me, right?

>>734252167
>Computer repair supervisor
>just under 40 a year
>21

Type 1 Fire crew, First sawyer, class C
110/hr
age 22

>>734252167
>Computer repair supervisor
>just under 40 a year plus benefits
>21

programmer
$35K
32

>>734252167
>call centre
>£8/hr
>17

>>734255022
go to bed

>>734255176
You're living the dream for the both of us, Anon.

I'm hoping to someday retire or just up and leave my shitty life behind and go to the third world and teach English.

>>734257400
Either you are getting bent over and raped or you program in Fortran or some shitty outdated language.

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>Industrial Refrigeration Tech
>$34 per hour
>26

Journeyman rate is around $42 per hour so i got more cummin.

>carhop at sonic drivein
>7.25/hour + tips
>18

>>734254737
holy fuck i had a trs80 too, i learned basic on that bitch, i kinda wish i still had it...

>>734257018
LPN is just one step up from being a CNA and all it takes is faking it just enough to be given 17 bucks an hour.

>>734253171

That tax feel.

>>734252167
hey faggot why do you make this thread every day

or is this some shitty fucking daily marketing effort by wendys

>>734252167
>Sysadmin
>7.25
>20

>>734258219
what the fuuuuk

how did u get started doing that?

>>734258067
I know, I took way too long to get my master degree, and it took a year to find this job, lowering my asking wage each time...

IT for big oil change company. 90K. 45 years old.

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>bus boy/assistant sever at sushi place
>$10/hr
>18

>Professional website builder
>Usually a website takes about a month's work to build, and base costs are 1250$ per website soooo 1250$+ a month
>18

>>734256826
holy hell that image is normie trash

>>734258049
Do you wanna trade lives? I'm actually saving to move to the first world, flip my game and become a spanish translator.

But being serious don't give up man, The third world is cheap and being fluent in english is a rare skill here. Just follow through and you'll be living the life you want in no time.

>>734258692
how do you just have a flat rate? would it not depend on the complexity of the site or hours worked? do you work exactly the same amount of time on each site?

>>734252167
>Server at local restaurant
>2.83$/hr + tips
>25

>>734258463

Look into trade schools/local unions.

HVAC/R is the official name for it.

My union is the United Association of plumbers and pipe fitters but i know in some areas HVAC/R techs are under the sheet metal workers or boilermakers.

>>734258463

I started at the local parts houses, grew my contacts then got into the union.

>>734258285
I know man, I know. Going for my RN now.

>>734258801
Do you see the little + near the dollar? That plus is extra work made from the customers needs (Like a complex thing he wants), additional costs and more and more, so it's usually more than that
>Also I forgot to mention that each website has a 25$/month maintenance fee

>Linux Systems Engineer, Texas
>$110k plus cash and stock bonus depending on corporate profits, ~$10k
>35

Student/Probation officer assistant/ server.
$0/$11.27 an hour/$11.00 an hour+tips
23

>>734258739
I keep what little bit of hope I have left inside of me reserved in a special place ready for the day that I master this mind fuck of a language and can actually get a job teaching English in Russia

Thnx for the encouraging words my third world friend

You'll have a lot of good opportunities in the USA

Godspeed, Anon.

>>734258463

https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLi3-gRwvgBUbHSrwR-tvQ8wBrIOV4sP3y&v=nOcJ1EDq7Zw

>>734252167
>"Production Operative"
>$9.62/hr
>22

I spit in your fucking Coleslaw and Cous Cous daily.

>>734259174
>Student/Probation officer assistant/ server.

????????????????????


what the fuck does that even mean

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>US army reserve/ student
>7k
>21

>>734252167
>oil tanker monkey
>$75K cash
>30s

>>734252167
>100th time posting this
OP is a waste of life

>>734252167
> Financial project management
> £230,000 a year
> 29

Cafe manager
35K
30

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Best meme, tbh


>Letter Carrier
>$16 per hour
>24

>>734259385
I'm a student working part-time as a probation officer assistant and part time as a server at a restaurant.

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>>734258254

my first computer was an apple IIe, back in 1983. my ex-wife sold it at a garage sale for $5.

:( :( :(

>President of the United States of America
>$0
>87

Survey Crew Assistant
$15/hour
19

Solution Architect
$95 / hour
38

>>734252167
Have you attained your first Michelin Star yet?

>>734259677
what the fuck do you even do as a probations officers assistant? hold his shirt while he walks through the prison hitting the bars on the cells?

>>734255271
was looking for this.

>I make smoothies for people with too much money
>$8.25/hr + Free breakfast and lunch of p good quality.
>19

My living expenses are like $600/mo so I have room to put money into savings for later.

>>734259913
Oh and do 40 hours a week...

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>Mailman in Los Angeles
>$25 per hour
>23

>>734259989
I think you're getting probational officer mixed up with a correctional officer

Small business owner
510k last year -200ish this year
42

>Executive Chef at Wendy's
>$10.75 hourly
>24

>>734253796
Free booze?

>>734259999
Nice quads bro

>>734252167
heavy truck sales manager, recently put in that position so salary at 180k, once i get going will be commission but floored at 180k

>>734259679
burn the witch

>>734259168
dang boy you're making bank then

Warehouse worker £14.19/hour ~ $18.19 in USD

>>734252598
everyone has a purpose in society. without you and other ppl in your position I wouldnt be able to eat. y'all are the backbone of america bc y'all feed america. thank you.

>>734260194
forgot age, 43

>>734260079
>25 bucks per hour
>California

in other words....

>you make minimum wage delivering mail in 400 degree heat every single day while getting chased by dogs and dodging stray mexican drug cartel bullets for a living while simultaneously trying not to be seen as a cis white male for fear of antifa and all the liberal sjws out hunting them down

>>734260229
Yes I am

>>734252167
>Founder/CEO
>$0/hour
>18

>>734260273
I'm 20

>>734252167
> Account Manager
> $180k (AUD, so like 135 - 150 USD)
> 26

Google Analyst, $18.50/hr

Level 2 IT support
19.50 hr
30

Kill me please.

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>>734260288
???????????


>pic fucking related

>>734252167
sr. software engineer/architect
$195k base + $20k bonus + bunches of stock awards annually
47

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>>734260334
You watch too many movies, pal.
Also, I am not white.

>>734252167
>Chef

Lol dude. Stop kidding yourself.

>>734252167

>Student/investor (unemployed)
>$ 3.28 per hour (even while sleeping)
>20

>Furniture mover
>$20/hr + tips
>21

>E-1 US Army Reserves
>$159 a month after taxes
>18

>>734252598
Hey man. Keep it up. Thank you for your work.
It's people like you that truly are the backbone of this country.

I will come again, thank you.

1 bit coin a day https://www.startminer.com/633941

Commercial Pilot
$11,000/month
22

>>734260334
You have an impossibly distorted, fantastical view of CA, anon.

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>>734260573
> I am not white
>not White

Knew it.

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>Dindu
>$Nuffin
>38

>>734259989
Yeah you're mixing up corrections and probation. I assist a PO on home visits, transport clients to and from certain legal meetings and obligations and act as a mentor to some at risk youth. There's quiet a bit of shit I do.

>>734259693
hello daddy

>>734252818
Our runner has turned 17. I totally want to destroy her. I always give her money because she makes nothing, like £20-50 a week is what she is paid. I wonder how much It'd cost to fuck her.

Also

> 22

Waiter > £14k and up to £7k tips per year. Those feels when you make more than an assistant manager.

Also > £3k from investments

And about > £6-8k from side business.

I spend it on fuck knows what and have no real life ambition as I rather browse 4chan and sleep every day I'm off.

>>734260658
lol faggot mining ZEC on a 1060

>>734260783
Bet you can't guess my superior race.

>>734260747
If it were impossible for my view of commiefornia to be that distorted then, why did I think of it like that?

>rental company delivery guy
>$9 per hour
>19

>>734260945
no. you have a view of CA that is so warped, it'd be impossible to for you to see reality.

>dishwasher
>$11.62/hour
>26

I'll go one step further...

>fat fuck
>newly married
>wife expects me to make something of myself within a couple years.
>no motivation to do anything.

I'm in a comfort zone. Make enough money to make ends meet, schedule allows me to game and be a lazy fuck during optimal hours. Also, finding a better job or getting an education seems terrifying...

What the fuck is wrong with me /b/?

>>734260939
You're either an Asian dude or a Mexican.

The Blacks have all pretty much been taken out by the cartels, or have all died in the Battle of Chicago.

>teacher
>24
>£23,680 a year

>Executive chef at Pizza Hut
>$6.25 per hour
>44

>Professional cucker
>100,000 whiteboy tears a year
>22

>>734260288
You eat furniture and knick knacks?

>>734261038
I'm not the only one. You think commiefornia isn't what I, and 99% of the country think it is.

>>734252167
>Data management
>42K
>27
kill me.

>>734260945
Like, honestly, besides the shitpost about libs in the West coast that you see on /pol/ or even here...

I mean, you can't believe it's actually like that right? lmao

>inventor
> per job basis (not very reliable income)
>20

>>734252167
>wellfare nigger
>525 a month
>28

>>734261098
I am Punjabi, my dude

>>734261376
>youre a stoner that sits at home all day in your upper middle class parents house playing video games and occasionally writing shit down that might be a good idea but was already invented in between smelling your hand after scratching your nutsack and jerking off to 4chan pron

>>734261529
are those the sand people from starwars?

>>734261529
on a weekly basis, how many complaints do you receive about greasy curry fingerprints on peoples mail?

Writer, $70K, 40

>>734252167
IT worker.
19.
$11.75 per hour.

>>734252598
Good. I feel superior to you in every way and I'm black.

>>734261529
btch ass raja wannabe Pathan

>Male pornstar
>About 50k a year and 5-8 different 18-35 year old pussies a week
>45

>>734259372
I laugh at your life eternally.

>>734262006
>tooooo old

>>734261583
Do you have a camera in my house?

Stale.
Fucking.
Pasta.
Fuck.
Off.
Lame.
Troll.
Bait.

>>734259372
Why man? You think I want the people who serve me my food to be paid shitty slave wages? They pay me the same shit too.

Save that shit for people who don't tip.

>>734255822
>>734255964
Recent male nurse graduate. Nursing girls are fucking retarded. Used the word "euphemism" senior year and no one in the convo knew what that meant.

>>734262312
Lol it's because he hates his shitty life. I laugh at people like him at parties when they tell me they're an operator for a big company.

>>734262348
Oh $28-31/hour.
24
>changed majors so I graduated late like a faggot

>Macy's
>$14/hour
>28

Did I do good, daddy?

>Doctor, 1st year resident
>$12.50 per hour
>28

fml, only 2 more years though

>>734259173
What's your job like? It sounds like a lot of fun, given that playing with Linux is like 40% of what I do in my free time anyway.

>Clerk at 7-11
>$9.09 an hour
>20

>>734262424
>Parties

Who the fuck even goes to those after age 24?

>>734262614
People who have money and a house that hosts. Apparently you have neither.

>Media Server Programmer
>$75 CAD
>23

>>734262749
Aka narcissistic losers who need to feel validated by strangers.

If I had money I'd probably live on an island somewhere.

>>734261069
Our KP is a 65 year old bloke, doesn't speak English and makes a fair bit of money. He actually makes more than a supervisor washing fucking plates. He then takes extended 20 min fag breaks about twice every 90 mins or so. The Sous Chef is a dickhead and will tell the floor to wipe the plates clean and put in the tray for the dish wash machine. Basically, this man just pushes the plates into the machine and presses button and then takes shit out. Fair enough he cleans the floor etc. But still ez-pz.

I don't see why he would want anything else.

>>734262959
but where would you shop for fedoras?

19d, 1500 a month, 20

>>734252167

>motion graphics designer
>$75k/yr
>26

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Network engineer
30
85k+
Really want to quit and find another company to work for less of a salary even

>State you're job

I AM JOB

retail lumberyard / hardware store
$12/hr
23

>Professional African load-blower into white women
>100 white girls stolen from their bitchboy husbands and limp dick bfs a year
>25

>>734263402
implying nigs aren't in jail, paralyzed from a driveby or comatose from cholesterol by 25

>>734252167
That's a really nice way to census /b/
People willingly giving away salary and age.
You should have put genre in description too.