How do you tell the police that your wife is missing and not

You're going to look guilty either way. They're def gonna question you harder if you don't say anything. Looks like you're hiding something.

You could try calling her folks first and see if they have heard from her, then call the police.

>>734251719
If she's missing isn't the question she's definitely missing

>>734251548
>not look guilty
>missing for around 20 hours

That place in your rearview mirror now.

>>734251660
How much evidence do the police need to charge someone in a missing person's case like this?

>>734251548
What you want to to is CUT the crap and go to the police now. Tell them HER last known whereabouts and call UP her friends. You've got to BURY yourself in the work of finding her. THE most important thing is to stay strong and avoid falling to PIECES.

Good luck "finding" her, buddy.

>>734254237
Pretty clever

>>734254237
The best

>>734254237
Done and done thank you /b/ for delivering

Just show them this thread in about an hour ..they will know you were at least a little serious in wondering where she went

>>734252226
How do know?

>>734254672
What did you do?

You have to provide details.

>>734252992
Kek, if this is OP, you'd better believe it only takes a bit of forensic evidence, a motive, and if a crime has taken place, said crime to put someone in front of a jury. If you killed the bitch you're probably fucked.

>>734251548
In most states an adult is not considered to be "missing" until they have no contact for 24 hours. Making multiple calls to her phone during the time before reporting is key.

>>734251548
tell them you saw her talking with someone who looked mexican or middle eastern over the past few days.

Dig up a huge hole in the back yard, then refill it. put new grass on the mound. then call the cops.

when they dig it up say "SEE?!?" and then they'll be satisfied and begin the investigation.

>>734251548
I'll tell you what not to do, post a question like this on an anonymous board.

3/10 for making me reply

What city are you in op? When the arrest you, I want to read about it.

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>>734255166
checked and probably this.

>>734251548
ITT: OP killed his wife and needs /b/tards to help him cover tracks/give legal advice.

>>734252612
this.

>>734254237
you win the internets.

>>734255433
Go for the insanity defence. Barbecue chunks of her in plain sight. Offer her to the neighbours. Feed her to your kids.

>>734255688
good luck ever getting out too. thats worse than taking her head into the station in a box and asking WHATS IN THE BOX MAAAAAAN

shit, pretty much everything is better than that.

>>734251548
best way to do that is probably posting some retarded fantasy for creeps and idiots to chime in on

>>734251548
No matter what, you'll be the first "suspect." (The person they look into thoroughly and have to clear.) Once you're cleared, they'll start an investigation. The problem you've got is you won't be cleared. If you were innocent, you'd already have reported it and you wouldn't be worried about looking guilty.

You're going down. Might as well just man up and get it over with.

>>734255688
>>734255433
kek'd and check'd

>>734255088
Top kek

>>734251548
The longer you wait the worse it looks, she's probably cheating on you and not missing.

Husband/BF is always number #1 suspect. Cops operate with the assumption the husband/bf is behind it right off the bat.

>>734255999
you can only report a missing person after they have been gone for 24 hours.

>>734251548
you have to wait 24 hours before they start searching for them anyway

>>734255819
Nah man, I know a guy that got off with GBH because he pretended to have an episode. He "cooperated" with treatment and was out in three months. He just needs a psych assessment twice a year for the next five years.

If OP was willing to do a few years of cray-cray but getting better he'd probably be out before Game of Thrones ends.

>>734256096

Mmm that wonderful male privilege of being assumed guilty for a variety of crimes from the get-go.

>>734251548
missing bbc that is

>>734255353
more like Bill Pull-my-leg

>>734251548
>How do you tell the police that your wife is missing and not look guilty? She's been missing for around 20 hours now
It's called an affair.

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Well, the first thing they are going to do when they start looking for her is to subpoena your internet activity records from your local ISP to see if she googled a particular city and/or booked flight anywhere. Interestingly enough, while she was missing you were browsing 4chan, a site notorious for being a gathering place for immoral degenerates, because you were THAT concerned about her.

Nothing suspicious about that at all.

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obvious cuck thread is obvious. Op is larping.

>>734256235
No he doesn't. THEY wait for 24 hours, and their clock doesn't start until you contact them. Waiting 24 to contact them will postpone the search for an additional 24 hours unnecessarily.

>>734251548
Step #1: Don't wait 20 hours.

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>>734251548
Is she not returning your phone calls or replying to your text messages?
Maybe her phone is dead.

>>734255433
Or she's sucking my dick.

>>734258524
Jesus, source/more pls?