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Hey /b/ros, Stoner thread. Got this off a new dealer for £40,

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Hey /b/ros, Stoner thread.
Got this off a new dealer for £40, reckon I got ripped off?
What're y'all smoking on tonight?
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>>734244693
I got some Purple Nice Guy nugs here, paid $55 for a quarter. You have some decent looking weed there in the very least.
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I'd pay £40 for that, and I'm smoking that lemon haze
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>>734244931
Show me? I've only ever smoked purple weed once over here in the UK. It's pretty hard to come by in my area.
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>>734245033
That looks grand, nice and leafy my dude ;D
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>>734244693
thats prolly an 8th. id say your got more then a fair price.

he we skimp you on the next order
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>>734245221
Wow, dealers over here got it all fucked up because they call £20s worth an Eighth.
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Scale it out and let us know , only real way to tell . Hard to eye ball photos
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Where are yous smoking from?
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>>734244693
Just about to go for a walk and light up a large dutchman blunt.
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>>734245131
Kek, it isn't purple at all friend. I'd take a pic if I wasn't without a phone at the moment. Oh and so you know, when growing weed you can essentially force it to become purple. Much like how people force orchids to bloom then they sell them in a supermarket. When growers do this it doesn't make the weed any more potent. It's a gimmick at that point. Some purple weed is purple due to strain, others not so much.
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>>734245731
How do they force it to become purple? Surely if I google this shit I'll be on a watchlist.
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>>734246195
I doubt it anon
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>>734246195
It isn't that difficult for the grower to "shock" plants into blooming. How do you think the flower industry holds up? You think those people just wait for weeks for flowers to bloom? It's the same concept most likely, which is through stressing the plant or mimicking certain environments, that sort of thing.

I don't think there really is a big secret to it, since the strain matters as well. TO get purple wed you need a strain that can become purple in the first place. As I noted before, making your weed purple through shocking/"cheating" (essentially) is a gimmick. At that point it's cosmetic.

I'd rec. watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EJ6XZFRK3A
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blue dream nug run
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>>734244693
Got some dabs off my meth dealing step brother yesterday. I don't have a rig, a torch, or a gas stove so idk how to smoke this shit though.
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>>734247104
Got a photo of it ?
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I've got a little bit of Wifi OG left. I was supposed to go to a dispensary with someone a few days ago, but he never got back to me.
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>>734246872
Just as a note, I got some of my info wrong about purple weed. You may as well watch the video I linked in the thread because it'll have proper info at least.
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Picked up a 20 a few hours ago.
Pretty sure it's Sour Diesel... fucking stinks.
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If you could only smoke one strain for the rest of your life, which would it be?
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>>734247221
It was free so I didn't get a lot.
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... none of you clowns own an actual camera?
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>>734249803
>2017
>owning a camera if you don't need one for your job
Why would we? A phone works fine.
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>>734249894
>2017
>still making excuses for being too poor to buy things as trivial as a $70 point and shoot camera
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>>734247104
>>734249607
anyway someone wanna help me smoke this shit?
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>>734250087
Trivial is the right word for it. Literally 0 reasons to get one.
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>>734250087
>caring at all
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>>734246998
>blue dream
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>>734250087
>2017
>still wasting money on trivial things when he could get his mum for the night for the same price
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>>734250379
shit boy. mums pussy is for free if i've been good for the entire day.
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>>734250107
lighter + aluminum foil + straw
chase the dragon
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>>734244693
Got me a little nug left of some no name loud that I'm smoking til my boss gets back with his quarter of some live resin, then it'll be time to get slumped.
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>>734250533
damn thats some heroine shit though....
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I have a quarter of nevilles haze, a quarter of great white shark, a quarter of hindu kush and a quarter of amnesia haze. I've tried amnesia haze before. Tried the hindu kush Last night, it was ok. Smoking the white shark tonight. It's very nice
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>>734250107
buy a torch (or crack lighters) from a gas station and just hot knife that shit
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>>734250644
>heroin
>cannabis
Choose one
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>>734246998
I've heard blue dream is one of the worst strains to run for oil
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got some headband rosin
anyone into glass?
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>>734250107
If you are in Georgia...
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>>734251116
I meant literally figure it out
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>>734251274
we told you what to do you just have 'dignity'
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aslong as it smokes good and u can see white crystals and u get high fuck yeah brah that looks like 3-3.5g not bad for 40$ had this last week got some thing called grapfruit zipper atm its crazy
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>>734244693
Here in America it's generally $10 a gram. If it's 10 pounds a gram there it looks like you will be fine. Get a scale
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>>734250533
Looks like shit but it worked lol...
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>>734244693
live in Canada, friend got a card for a online dealer, paid $240 CND for an ounce of "Gods Green Sativa Blend" got 34 grams (water weight and stem)

this stuff keeps you high and awake, perfect for gaming.
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Moon rocks, b/itches
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>>734246195
Drop the temperature during flower, it causes anthocyanins to be produced.
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>>734252275
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>>734252275
Rolled in oil
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Do you pussies even dab four dabs of gorilla glue and I'm stoned out of my mind
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>>734252457
damn nigga I just hit a 1/1 cm dab and I'm fucked up... Can't even think about smoking that
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Homegrown called pornstar
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>>734252572
Pussy
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>>734252457
hell yeah i would blaze the fuck outta that im smoking and eight rn of lemon haze in a backwoods
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>>734252624
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>>734247897
Pretty sure its fucking rotting
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>>734252457
where the fuck is the kief
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>>734252624
pornstar looks like some gas
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>>734252702
One of the buds before trimming
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>>734247897
that shit isnt cured right looks stepd on>>734249607
bro take a water bottle cut of the top heat up a kinfe with a stove then when its red hot tape that shit than use bottle top and place dab on knife and in hale with bottle top
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>>734252801
what the fuck dude. trim the leafs before you hang the shit...
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>>734251101
got a bit of a collection goin on
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>>734252298
This, but purple can also be due to nutrient deficiencies, but mainly it is the drop in the temp. The anthocyanins are there to protect photosynthetic centers of the plant.
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Deathstar kush. It's some fire
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>>734251723
>bro take a water bottle cut of the top heat up a kinfe with a stove then when its red hot tape that shit than use bottle top and place dab on knife and in hale with bottle top
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>>734253026
ill try that next time
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there called nig dabs get you shelled
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>>734244693
Amerifag here but yeah most of my dealers do an 8th for 25$ and a quad for 50$. That being said I'm in Nm where its typically fairly cheap compared to surrounding states.
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>>734253276
that sounds a lot more complicated then thrown in dab, put straw in mouth, light the shit, smoke it.
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>>734253359
it makes trimming much easier, and you get scissor hash out of the deal
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can we get some stoner porn
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>>734253487
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>>734253472
that is for crack heads tho that will suck u dry for a mcdonalds gift card
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>>734253481
I still get plenty of scissor hash
>>734253487
closest i got
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>>734253464
Also this is what im smoking. Dont know the name but it is pretty good
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>>734253572
gas
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>>734253723
It's me and my dealer
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How would someone go about finding a weed dealer that sells actual weed and isn't Tuco?
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>>734253817
budtrader maybe?
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>>734253768
I hate when dealers make you hang out and touch dicks with them.
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got a dub of gorilla glue, this shit gets me high as a kite with only a little bit so it lasts a while
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>>734253947
Mine won't sell me shit unless I do, hence the pic
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West Midlands reporting.

This is the stuff i can usualy get my hands on
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>>734253677
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>>734254058
How much per bag? Both weight and cost
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Nothing because I'm not a faggot dude weed.
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>>734252777
I'm showing the different stages
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>>734254216
Gram a bag and £10
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