I would like to tongue clean her dirty asshole
I got more of her if you happen to be interested......
My m-mistress Jessica Alba i-is a very b-beautiful woman and I-I-I'm a very l-lucky man to h-h-have her...
Okay. Here you go. Enjoy. Just remember to clean up afterwards....
I-I'm s-so sorry sh-she didn't end u-up w-with a p-p-proper alpha master because I-I sure d-don't d-deserve t-t-to have her...
Heh. I know what you mean.
>the stuttering weirdo arrives at precisely the same time as the weirdo who pretends to hate certain girls so that he can be "forced" to fap to them
damn, that really made me think
hes part of this, just ignore and post pics u faggot
I-I'm sorry g-good s-sir f-for o-offending you... The o-other d-day Jessica p-punched m-me i-in the eye b-because she caught m-me staring a-at h-her ass a-as she was bending o-over and emptying th-the garbage....
There isn't because once you finish, you're only gonna want to jerk off to her again and again and again...At least that's how it is for me..
Every fucking time.
Christ her tits are fucking magical.
>tfw a plastic shark has a batter life than you
Kek. The funny thing is that i actually don't like her. She's the female Roman of WWE. Only pushed because fat sweaty marks like her. Can't wrestle for shit.
>inb4 hurr durr implying you can wrestle better than her. I know i can't but she's still shit.
>Also responsible for the worst segment of all time. That happened yesterday.
>he takes it seriously
Enjoy your stay
maybe this will explain it.
The Apter Mags used to maintain kayfabe when a babyface was over in The Fed, but when Vinne Mac started selling heel heat after the screwjob, the only way to get over was to work stiff on a jobber with a strong-style puroresu workrate. i'd hate to draw a shoot on a beat down blind tag with a blown spot botch that broadwayed some cheap heat to a double turn. but that goes without saying. to forgo the chicken wing and just shoot the bantam in a rest hold for sake of a bump would sell a vince over the top to heel a very mark one more time than to dusty the whole damn thing... it's just not good for business. and that's not smark on the curb step out of nowhere.
>Mark, a slang term that describes a fan who believes that the characters and events of some or all of professional wrestling are real. The term can also be applied to a fan who idolizes a particular wrestler, promotion, or style of wrestling to a point some might consider excessive.
Anyone else not understand John Cena?
Like, come come all he has to do is wave his hand infront of his face, and then people cant see him? Surely if this were the case he wouldn't appear on camera and the WWE would have a nightmare filming him. If I were Vince and a wrestler came up to me and said he wanted to join up but he would do all the fighting whilst invisible I'd tell him to fuck off because its probably just some chode excuse to slack off the job.
>That's why i hate Bliss, Roman and others
Don't blame you. Downhill from there
Have you not seen one of CM Punk's pipebombs? It's because he's a merchandise selling machine and kisses Vince's ass so much. Roman will take over Cena's place
That's right, I overlooked the poor Britney.
Niggertheless, Suzuka Nakamoto.
maybe you can help settle something for me. how do you pronounce kayfabe?
i've always pronounced it "kayfabe". but, all my friends say it's pronounced "silly ass made up shit that wouldn't hold the attention of a 5 year old".
to cloud matters further, i went to the wiki and they said it was pronounced "several greased up men in their underwear poncing about on a stained mat performing homo-erotic foreplay before retiring to the shower room for a bit of bouncy bouncy".
and what is it with BiggiE rassling again? i thought Tupac killed him 20 years ago.
Here's one for later, then...
And a very hot Louisiana girl at that...
Would suck it straight
It's from her FHM shoot from 199, I think.
She was the hottest thing going for awhile, wasn't she?
>implying you care about the dress
The new 'Puritan' /b/ say that you are a disgusting, perverted pedophile who should be killed if you find that pic attractive.
Thank heaven they are protecting our safe spaces from people who are attracted to 17yo girls.
am i king of xray or what?
started dooing ariel transition gifs after loosing all of my collection on old hdd.
Just get to the goods already
She's still got it, hasn't she?