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Things black people never say.

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Things black people never say.
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>>734234612
Hey dad
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"I wish I could satisfy my girl like a white guy"
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I got to go to work
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>>734234678
kek
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>>734234612
"My 401(k)!"
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>>734234719
hey guys be quiet i got work tomorrow morning
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>>734234853
thanks for the warning officer , ill pay more attention next time
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>>734234612
My wife and I decided that I make enough money at my job now that we don't need to be on welfare anymore. I'm looking forward to moving my family to a better neighborhood someday.
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>>734234612
Can I get directions to the nearest library?
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>>734234612
Oh my goodness I hate the idea of welfare!
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>>734234612
wanna go to alabama for holidays ?
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>>734234612
"no, no, the 22's are much too big for my car. Get me the 17's."
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"Yes I'll have the child support to you guys on time!"
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>>734234612

happy fathers day
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Lets leave a tip
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>>734234612
There's never a cop around when you need one
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My ancestors are from mostly Europe but I am also part Cherokee
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Excuse me sir
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I'm proud to have completed high school
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>>734234944
This is something you never hear from anyone.
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Thanks for the bike you bought me dad
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>>734235014
/thread
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"Yes. I'm a millionaire who DIDN'T play sports."
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Air Jordan's are overpriced
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i'm white
>duh
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>>734234612
with your emotional support and constant encouragement i was able to grow up to become a well adjusted adult
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I got hired today
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>>734234612
'I don't think that's racist'
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>>734235253
Ben Carson
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i value hard work and am proud of the person i have become, even though life was tough i pulled through and am glad i didn't resort to drugs, gangbanging or thievery
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I don't like fried chicken or grape flavored koolaid
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>>734234612
I'm responsible for that.
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I need a job.
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>>734235444
Okay but realistically can anybody say that? You're a fucking liar if you don't like fried chicken.
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I voted for Obama because of his policies.
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>>734234612
Keep your voice down
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>>734235268
t. Argentinian
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>>734234612
I'll help you with that.
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>>734234612
Im a stupid nigger and should ship myself back to Africa to help the US population as a whole.
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I need an application for a business loan sir
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racial profiling is sometimes necessary and police shouldn't have to worry about being seen as racist or worried about losing their job
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>>734234612
I did do sumfin'.
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Go ahead and check my credit!
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>>734234612
Good morning sir, I'd like to purchase this bicycle.
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>>734235737
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>>734234612
Ask
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i should castrate myself to secure the existence of white people and a future for white children
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>>734234612
Hi, I'd like to pick up an application.
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Hey dad, can we go fishing this weekend when you're off work?
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Grilled chicken please.
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>>734234612
KFC for dinner?! Again?!
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Bye dad, I have to go to work.
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Extra mayo please
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I'm certainly not happy about this situation, but I don't want to cause a scene. Let's discuss this rationally, and certainly we can reach a mutually acceptable resolution.
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I have skin cancer
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>>734234612
I stuck around to raise my child
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Excuse me! You dropped your wallet.
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I hope I can be half the dad my father was.
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Extra mayo, please
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>>734234612
Honey, we're out of soap
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i love 4chan. the jokes are so fresh and original.
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There's no such thing as institutionalized racism in the United States of America.
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>>734234612
Welcome back from your day at a full time, respected job, father.
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>>734236598

Found the nigger
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Can't wait to go back home to my wife and kids
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Rap is too repetitive and shallow for my tastes.
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>>734234612
I'm home from work, kids
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>>734235515
I know a black person doesn't like fried chicken.
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Thank you for the receipt my fellow kind sir
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>>734235013
my dad actuall always pays the support late........kek
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>>734236934
*actually
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Let's go swimming.
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>>734234678
"Hello, son."
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>>734236841
You mean you know a white person wearing blackface
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Her father was so happy to see a young black man at the table when she took me home for the holidays.
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>>734234612
Please take it easy, i do not wanna fight
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You know I would never cheat on you.
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"Honey,i'm home!"
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Wow that waiter gave great service. Let's leave a good tip.
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>>734235253
chris rock
denzel washington
neil degrasse tyson

I get you're trying to be funny, but funny only works when your joke carries merit.
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I'm a dog person.
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