Things black people never say.
>>734234612
Hey dad
"I wish I could satisfy my girl like a white guy"
I got to go to work
>>734234678
kek
>>734234612
"My 401(k)!"
>>734234719
hey guys be quiet i got work tomorrow morning
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>>734234853
thanks for the warning officer , ill pay more attention next time
>>734234612
My wife and I decided that I make enough money at my job now that we don't need to be on welfare anymore. I'm looking forward to moving my family to a better neighborhood someday.
>>734234612
Can I get directions to the nearest library?
>>734234612
Oh my goodness I hate the idea of welfare!
>>734234612
wanna go to alabama for holidays ?
>>734234612
"no, no, the 22's are much too big for my car. Get me the 17's."
"Yes I'll have the child support to you guys on time!"
>>734234612
happy fathers day
Lets leave a tip
>>734234612
There's never a cop around when you need one
My ancestors are from mostly Europe but I am also part Cherokee
Excuse me sir
I'm proud to have completed high school
>>734234944
This is something you never hear from anyone.
Thanks for the bike you bought me dad
>>734235014
/thread
"Yes. I'm a millionaire who DIDN'T play sports."
Air Jordan's are overpriced
i'm white
>duh
>>734234612
with your emotional support and constant encouragement i was able to grow up to become a well adjusted adult
I got hired today
>>734234612
'I don't think that's racist'
>>734235253
Ben Carson
i value hard work and am proud of the person i have become, even though life was tough i pulled through and am glad i didn't resort to drugs, gangbanging or thievery
I don't like fried chicken or grape flavored koolaid
>>734234612
I'm responsible for that.
I need a job.
>>734235444
Okay but realistically can anybody say that? You're a fucking liar if you don't like fried chicken.
I voted for Obama because of his policies.
>>734234612
Keep your voice down
>>734235268
t. Argentinian
>>734234612
I'll help you with that.
>>734234612
Im a stupid nigger and should ship myself back to Africa to help the US population as a whole.
I need an application for a business loan sir
racial profiling is sometimes necessary and police shouldn't have to worry about being seen as racist or worried about losing their job
>>734234612
I did do sumfin'.
Go ahead and check my credit!
>>734234612
Good morning sir, I'd like to purchase this bicycle.
>>734235737
>>734234612
Ask
i should castrate myself to secure the existence of white people and a future for white children
>>734234612
Hi, I'd like to pick up an application.
Hey dad, can we go fishing this weekend when you're off work?
Grilled chicken please.
>>734234612
KFC for dinner?! Again?!
Bye dad, I have to go to work.
Extra mayo please
I'm certainly not happy about this situation, but I don't want to cause a scene. Let's discuss this rationally, and certainly we can reach a mutually acceptable resolution.
I have skin cancer
>>734234612
I stuck around to raise my child
Excuse me! You dropped your wallet.
I hope I can be half the dad my father was.
Extra mayo, please
>>734234612
Honey, we're out of soap
i love 4chan. the jokes are so fresh and original.
There's no such thing as institutionalized racism in the United States of America.
>>734234612
Welcome back from your day at a full time, respected job, father.
>>734236598
Found the nigger
Can't wait to go back home to my wife and kids
Rap is too repetitive and shallow for my tastes.
>>734234612
I'm home from work, kids
>>734235515
I know a black person doesn't like fried chicken.
Thank you for the receipt my fellow kind sir
>>734235013
my dad actuall always pays the support late........kek
>>734236934
*actually
Let's go swimming.
>>734234678
"Hello, son."
>>734236841
You mean you know a white person wearing blackface
Her father was so happy to see a young black man at the table when she took me home for the holidays.
>>734234612
Please take it easy, i do not wanna fight
You know I would never cheat on you.
"Honey,i'm home!"
Wow that waiter gave great service. Let's leave a good tip.
>>734235253
chris rock
denzel washington
neil degrasse tyson
I get you're trying to be funny, but funny only works when your joke carries merit.
I'm a dog person.