Time to use your detective skills /b/: What can you tell me

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>>734220593

Use her surroundings and the way she dresses (or doesn't) to tell me the story of her life.

>>734220593
looks like a jew my dood

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>>734220652

Who is she? How old is she? What is she like? What does she like? How big a whore do you think she is?

Go!

>>734220657

Because of the nose or the circumcision?

>>734220593
That her last name is Thelan.

>>734220830

Go on...

>>734220786
she's got that jewish lizard mouth

87% probably she's a grill

>>734220900
She's from Australia and she's a teacher. Ir at least was.

>>734221066
She's in a older house. Even for when these pictures where taken. She right handed.

>>734221066

You can tell that from the pictures?

>>734221202
The light switch is up but there is no light on. In straya that means its off becaise down is on. Plus with the period of switch and tiles in the bathroom its a older house.
Top of the door frame suggests diy at some point because of the shotty paint job.

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Another one to work with.

>>734220593
figure it out on your own you fucking faggot.

>>734221828
I see you Pepe...

>>734221937

I don't like you.

Babylon 5 seasons on the shelf: good taste in series
Gamergirl due to the controllers colors..wait a frekin gamecube ?how old are these kek

>>734222108

DVDs not blue rays. Pretty old.
Even if she was jailbait in these photos she's probably retired by now.

>>734221828
Reads. Harry potter and a few other big series. But of a 'nerd' going off the games/ anime/ shrek dvd and trivial pursuit.
Not overly comfortable with her naked body.
And the photographer keeps using the flash.

>>734220593
>What can you tell me about this slut from these three pictures?
that she would file a restraining order against a pathetic loser like you and it would be a good idea not to share any info with you that might get you closer to her, since you'd probably jack off on her or something like that

>>734220830
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>>734222354
Am i right faggot?

>>734220593
>>734220652
>>734220711
Lives with more than one person, looks like an apartment, possibly with boyfriend but roomates are plausible but def a guy, is a whore, is a weeb

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And one more.

>>734220593

She's a /b/tard 'cause she can naturally triforce!

average body
average income
nerdy, likes anime
pretty kinky, likes being dominated
not married

>>734222742
That there is a weird black thing in the back of 3 of the photos.
That she like the red contrast in life.
And that she either likes that red chair or has multiple.

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>>734222482

What if I told you her roommate wasn't a guy?

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>>734222359

You're just jealous you're not as alpha as this cock and can't get a bitch this hot.

Congrats OP you ruined your own thread by not interacting with peoples guesses.

>>734223192
can i have her number?

>>734222452

Last name's not Thelan.
Not from Australia, was a teacher.
House was built in the 60s, not old.
There could be a second light switch for the same light. Can't fault your tile logic.
Very big nerd, loved Harry Potter and LotR before they were movies. She is very comfortable with her body. Too comfortable, thus the leaks.

>>734222482

Actually lived with roommates and her boyfriend. Huge whore (fucked all of them). Huge weeb. She's still an MVP on the official Diablo forums.

>>734223698

Post more pics op

How old was she there?

>>734223698
Nigga the house is old

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>>734223617

867-5309. Ask for Jenny.

>>734220593
my guess is she is now a sjw

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>>734223793

These were 2004 and she's 43 now. She was an even 30 in these pics.

>>734224084
Yea because you are posting them in /s/ as well

>>734224084

Nice, dump all you've got op, did you ever fuck her? How kinky she was? Moaner? Screamer? DId she swallow?

We need our captains to give us this name before we resort to world hunger strikes and blaming Jews for global warming

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>>734224185

Let me follow that with my last question: does she prefer vaginal or anal?

>She's from the UK
>Dove soap
>Book covers, UK editions

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>>734224399

Actually...

>>734220593
That's your mom, OP.

>>734220593
She has sex more often than you do.

She is the most delightfully uncomfortable mix of my ex-wife and mistress. I don't know if I should fap or if I should start writing child support checks...

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>>734224670

Why not both?

>>734224521
Duuude!!! Lools shes so badass lols, saying that she likes friends and family while her nudes are here lololol

>>734223896
Old or cheap?

And what's old, because those tiles can be bought right now in Home Depot or Lowes or fuck, anywhere that sells tile.

It's more likely the tiles were installed sometime before modular showers because more popular which was before 10 or 15 years ago. So, if 15 years is old to you, yeah, it's old.